Burr Martin Nearly News 202 Attention Blanket

News stories this week include:

Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out

Teacher Colonizes Student

Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji

Man Locks Up His Willy

Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount

Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean

67, 68, 70 degrees

No Sweat Operation Leads To Death

Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane

$8,000 Puppy Kidnapped

Officer Chased By Planet

Thieves Pretend To Be Power Employees

Acid Spitting Lobsters Are Here

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

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