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News stories this week include:

Half Naked Monkey Costume helps kids read

"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that YOUR kidney?"

Firm and Erect Penis Statues For No Reason

Influencer Selfie Strikes Again

Don't Drop Your Kid Off On A Deserted Island (But I Understand)

Please Don't Take Selfies Of Lightning

4 People, 1 Cheater, 49 Stop Lights

Naming Your Baby After Your Mistress

Hitler Comments In Yearbook

Over 100 People See The Rabies Exhibit

Ringworm? "There's Nothin' Wrong With It"

Every Wife Loves To Hear, "You're Crazy"

Jungleman Has Never Met A Woman. Imagine It.

Nude Woman Brings Out Blues Brothers Type Rescue

Womans Dolphin Husband Gets Out

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
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