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Blue Collar Schmucks

156 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 21 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

Everybody's doing something, we do nothing. This show is about nothing, we have no one subject we talk about. We just talk shit on whatever's going on in the world, movies, TV, politics, and much more. This may be the stupidest podcast you listen to, but it will make you laugh your ass off

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Episodes

Cancel Culture Sucks

March 07, 2022 05:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

Cancel culture sucks. Mike and I talk more about what's going on with Joe Rogan, Mike gets fired up about more liberal bulls**t, and some more hickstory. Send us a Text Message.

Cancel Culture Sucks.

March 07, 2022 05:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

Cancel culture sucks. Mike and I talk more about what's going on with Joe Rogan, Mike gets fired up about more liberal bulls**t, and some more hickstory. 

God Damn Hippies

February 28, 2022 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MB

In this episode we talk about snoring, the Joe Rogan controversy, getting sun burnt, and selling out.Send us a Text Message.

Frozen Nips

February 21, 2022 05:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

In this episode we talk about manning up in the cold, we read an article about a kid who froze off his nipples, and Pittsburg weddings.Send us a Text Message.

InSync

February 14, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

It's true what they if you do a podcast with someone long enough you start to sync up. Anyway, in this episode Mike talks about sending disgusting memes to his friends and the couple of times he messed up and sent them to strangers. I tell the story about when I dislocated my shoulder, and we talk about other injuries we had.Send us a Text Message.

Interview With a Gay Vampire

February 07, 2022 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

In this episode we remember Meatloaf. Mike explains his distaste for Broadway and i find a whiskey I really enjoy.Send us a Text Message.

I'm Fucked Up

January 31, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Well, this is interesting. This episode is the second recording from a Saturday night session. Something new we're trying, recording 2 shows inn one night. It's a productive idea the only problem is that by the time we start recording the second episode we're a few glasses of whiskey deep and needless to say a little drunk, as you will hear. But the end result was pretty funny.Send us a Text Message.

Gray Fury Plays the Blues

January 24, 2022 17:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MB

I went to an open mic night at a local bar with my father and recorded him and a couple guys playing the blues. This is the recording from that night.Send us a Text Message.

Is That A Shadow In Your Pocket.....

January 24, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

The return of Gray Fury! My father return to the show to talk about what's happening in the world and what's to come. We also feature some music from him playing at an open mic night at a local bar. Of course Mike has to make it weird by pointing out an inappropriate looking shadow. Send us a Text Message.

Damn You Aids

January 17, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Does anyone remember Ayds candy, well Mike does, and we talk about how bad timing ruined it. I have a little scare in my family. And we talk about jarring farts.Send us a Text Message.

The First Episode Of the Year.

January 10, 2022 05:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB

Ringing in the New Year with a couple of reviews of the new marvel series Hawkeye and the new MCU movie Spider-Man No Way Home. I also tell Mike the influence he had on my daughter's basketball game. Happy New Year!Send us a Text Message.

The Last Episode of the Year

December 27, 2021 05:00 - 25 minutes - 17.9 MB

Just a few recordings left over that didn't make it to an episode. We'll return with new episodes after the new year. Happy new year!Send us a Text Message.

The Christmas Show

December 20, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MB

Ho ho ho..... It's our first Christmas show! We keep it pretty basic for our first holiday special and keep it traditional as we go over the greatest Christmas movie of all time, in our opinion any way. And yes, we discuss the controversy of whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not.Send us a Text Message.

Gray Fury

December 13, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

In this episode we talk to the man who made all this possible, my father, Gray Fury. Mike gets pretty wasted in this one as we reminisce with my dad about wrestling, parties, and much more. Send us a Text Message.

Screamin Like A Bitch

December 06, 2021 05:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

Happy Thanksgiving! I know we're a little late, but this episode was recored on Thanksgiving Day so bear with us. After that I talk about some more freaky s**t in my house, Mike and I both agree that spiders are gross, nasty creatures and we are both grossed out by those eight-legged freaks. Naturally we have some stories involving spiders and Mike screaming like a bitch.Send us a Text Message.

You Know Where We Can Get Some Weed?

November 29, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

Mike and I reminisce about our last vacation to Cozumel, that was about 13 years ago. We go over how Home Alone could never work in real life. We talk about my wild days when i got arrested, and Mike tells some more hickstories, Send us a Text Message.

What'd He Just Say?

November 22, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MB

While I was attending a mandatory training session at work the instructor made a racial faux pa, and turned a very boring class much much more interesting. Mike tries to get tough at work. We talk about athletes and their dedication to their sports, and we bring back crazy news articles.Send us a Text Message.

Adam & Milone Part 2

November 15, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MB

The conclusion of Adam and Milone.Send us a Text Message.

Meet the Blue Collar Schmucks

November 10, 2021 14:00 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MB

A quick intro to the show and hosts Eric and Mike.Send us a Text Message.

Adam & Milone Part 1

November 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

You've heard the stories. We've talked about them a lot on the show. Now after more then 30 episodes they finally came on, and they do not disappoint. Ladies and gentlemen Adam And Milone.Send us a Text Message.

Adam & Milone Part 1

November 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

You've heard the stories.  We've talked about them a lot on the show.  Now after more then 30 episodes they finally came on, and they do not disappoint.  Ladies and gentlemen Adam And Milone.

We're Going TO Hell

November 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Well that settles it we're going to hell.  I tell Mike about the retreat I went to for my daughters Communion and as usual we take it some where sick. We also delve into some other stories and scenarios that are gonna put us on the fast track to an eternity of damnation. Enjoy! 

We're Going To Hell

November 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Well that settles it we're going to hell. I tell Mike about the retreat I went to for my daughters Communion and as usual we take it some where sick. We also delve into some other stories and scenarios that are gonna put us on the fast track to an eternity of damnation. Enjoy! Send us a Text Message.

Is This a Porno?

October 25, 2021 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

in this episode we talk about how a man can turn any situation into a porn in his head. Mike has another proud moment as a father. And we remember our favorite video game systems.Send us a Text Message.

Remember Umbros

October 18, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MB

In this episode Mike and I discuss double standards and we remember those great shorts umbros. We do another top list, this time its our favorite video game consoles.Send us a Text Message.

Blue Collar Blitz

October 11, 2021 10:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MB

With 5 weeks of the NFL season in the bag I felt like talking a little football. Since Mike doesn't watch many or any sports we brought on a guest to talk football with me. Send us a Text Message.

I Love Those Organic Seltzers

October 04, 2021 03:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MB

In this episode Mike and I discuss how manly it is to drink a hard seltzer. We discuss and rank all the spiderman movies. We even talk a little football in his one.Send us a Text Message.

The Flied Piper

September 27, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

And just like that a new character is born. As Mike tells us about his recent vacation and the day his father visited the story takes a turn and the Flied Piper was created. we also tackle another top 5, a real nostalgic one that made me want to dust off my NES. We list our favorite Nintendo games that we loved to play as kids. Send us a Text Message.

Ghost Stories

September 13, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

With fall right around the corner Mike and I figured we'd start getting ready for Halloween with some of our ghost stories. Some events or occurrences that have to us in our lives that were unexplainable and freaked us out. We tackle another great 80's top 5 list, this week we cover our favorite action movies from the 80's. Send us a Text Message.

I Was Right

September 06, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

This episode really doesn't cover much, just some funny stories and a new character s born.Send us a Text Message.

Don't Be Scared

August 30, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

The 80's probably had some of the scariest horror movies ever made and in this episode we list and rank our favorite 80's horror movies. Mike gets taken down another peg by his son and we go off with some crazy scenarios.Send us a Text Message.

Weakest Villains

August 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

In this episode Mike an I list and rank our weakest villains in cinematic history, at least the ones we know of or can remember.Send us a Text Message.

Man On the Street

August 16, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MB

in this episode I conduct some man on the street interviews to help answer the question can a man be straight if he does gay porn.Send us a Text Message.

Mullets Galore

August 09, 2021 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MB

This episode Mike and rank the top 5 of our favorite hair style..... the Mullet! We rank the best celebrity mullets of all time.Send us a Text Message.

Wonder Woman Takes Wonderful Shits

August 02, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

Wasn't really sure what to call this one cause we kind of all over the place in this one, but Mike does tell some really funny stories.Send us a Text Message.

The Episode With No Title

August 02, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MB

Wasn't really sure what to call this one cause we kind of all over the place in this one, but Mike does tell some really funny stories.

Clap or Slap

July 26, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

In this episode me and Mike premiere a creation we are very proud, our first game show Clap or Slap, and to help us we bring on some who used to kicks Mike's ass in Ju-Jitsu.Send us a Text Message.

Finishing Off

July 19, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MB

Get your minds out of the gutter, me and Mike just finish off our dirtiest jobs listSend us a Text Message.

Whatcha Sniffin

July 12, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

This episode starts off with a bad smell but we do get into telling some good stories. Mike tells us about the time he flipped his car, and I tell another story about the lack of shame of Mike's brother. We also reminisce about some of our favorite 80's cartoons.Send us a Text Message.

I Think I'm Gonna Puke

July 05, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

In this episode Mike and I tackle our first top's lists. even though we don't get very far into it we give, in our opinion, the dirtiest jobs you can do. We also give our top 5 80'sa comedies list.Send us a Text Message.

Slowly Becoming Alcohlics

June 28, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

In this episode we talk about the lack of shame Mike's brother has, what happens when we try to take on electricity, and part 2 of the Kazakhstanian body builder who married a sex dollSend us a Text Message.

The Shitty Episode.

June 21, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MB

In this episode Mike and I talk a lot of shit. Seriously, we start off talking about what it would be like to be single again and it skewed off into a shit tangent with one shitty story after another.Send us a Text Message.

Grandma Said What?!

June 14, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

Episode 13. of the Blue Collar Schmucks dives a little deeper into Mike's family HICK-story. We also tell stories of water skiing in LBI, and we cover the battle of the Joshes, an intense struggle for the right to be the one and only Josh.Send us a Text Message.

Sucks Getting Old

June 07, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MB

It sucks getting old and in this episode we give a few examples of why, like amusement park rides for starters. We also try to figure out what Mike is saying in an unused audio clip, and we review another news story.Send us a Text Message.

My New Hero

May 31, 2021 04:00 - 39 minutes - 26.9 MB

In this episode we read and review our first news article. This one in about the Kazakhstan-based body builder who married not 1 but 2 rubber sex dolls.Send us a Text Message.

Let Me Tell This One Story Real Quick

May 24, 2021 04:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MB

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The Rooster

May 17, 2021 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

In this episode we discuss origins of the characters of the Bicyclist and the origin of mine and Mike's friendship. Send us a Text Message.

The Dawn of HICK-story

May 10, 2021 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

Mike tells some more stories from his HICK-story book.Send us a Text Message.

The Miami Crocodile Hunter

May 03, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

We talk to a special guest Mike's cousin Nick who is YouTube famous for rescuing a dolphin in Miami.Send us a Text Message.

The Day I Almost Died

April 26, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MB

Mike tells the stories of when he almost drowned.Send us a Text Message.