Blue Collar Schmucks
156 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 21 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingEverybody's doing something, we do nothing. This show is about nothing, we have no one subject we talk about. We just talk shit on whatever's going on in the world, movies, TV, politics, and much more. This may be the stupidest podcast you listen to, but it will make you laugh your ass off
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Episodes
I Hate Hiccups
February 27, 2023 05:00 - 56 minutes - 39.2 MBI hate having the hiccups for a minute, but we read an article about a man that hiccups for 68 years. Send us a Text Message.
Talk Me Through It
February 20, 2023 05:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBIn this episode I do a little reverse prank call on one of those pain in the ass soliciting phone calls. Send us a Text Message.
BCS presents "Whatcha Thinkin" Eps. 1
February 13, 2023 17:00 - 12 minutes - 8.38 MBJust some ridiculous phone conversations.Send us a Text Message.
Holy Fart
February 13, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBWithout a doubt this is the loudest fart I've ever heard, it has to be the fart of God Himself.Send us a Text Message.
Sick on Christmas
February 06, 2023 05:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MBI know its a little late but here is our Christmas show. Unfortunately we had to cut it short for uh technical difficulties.Send us a Text Message.
Whatcha Thinking
January 30, 2023 05:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBI got a nifty new little device that allows us to add a whole new element to the show! Send us a Text Message.
I Like Pudding
January 23, 2023 14:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBMike talks about how he messes with his son, and he complains some more about Danile Radcliff as Wolverine.Send us a Text Message.
Farts Are Funny
January 16, 2023 05:00 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MBI don't know why but no matter how old you are farts are funnySend us a Text Message.
I Miss A Good Roast
January 09, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBRemember the comedy roasts, they were great. Mike and I reminisce about the good old roast and talk about why we don't see them anymore. We also catch up on some black box entries. Send us a Text Message.
Love Those Deep Fakes
December 27, 2022 00:00 - 25 minutes - 17.3 MBIn this episode we talk about deep fakes and Mike gives us another page from his Hickstory book Send us a Text Message.
Give Her A Chuck Berry
December 19, 2022 05:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBMike tells us something gross about Chuck Berry and we talk about the mythical creature the Faun.Send us a Text Message.
Mike's Snacking Again
December 12, 2022 05:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBThis is the second recording of this night and Mike is a little drunk and of course he's crunching through the whole episode.Send us a Text Message.
Mike Gets Political
December 05, 2022 05:00 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MBSorry about this one but Mike needed to get something off his chestSend us a Text Message.
Miserable Old Men
November 28, 2022 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBI get put in an awkward position at work, Mike splits his pants for his neighbors, and we figure out why I'm going to be a miserable old manSend us a Text Message.
Love That Chuck Full O Nuts
November 21, 2022 05:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBI explain how I'm helping to keep the world safe from the robot uprising, Mike talks about his favorite brand of coffee, and Mike finally watched a Doctor Strange 2.Send us a Text Message.
Mike and His Snacks
November 14, 2022 14:00 - 25 minutes - 17.9 MBMike's crunching pretty much through the whole episode.Send us a Text Message.
Misery Loves Company
November 07, 2022 05:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBI join Mike in his misery and start remodeling my bathroom and we review another episode of She-Hulk.Send us a Text Message.
Hey Dad, I Got Something For You
October 31, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBMy daughter gets her revenge on me for farting on her head.Send us a Text Message.
He Got Game
October 17, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBIn this episode we bring some ladies on to help us determine if Mike has any game left.Send us a Text Message.
If I Bleed We Bleed
October 10, 2022 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MBMan, we're pretty drunk in this one.Send us a Text Message.
Meanwhile In Martha's Vineyard
October 03, 2022 04:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBMike tells us about the governor of Florida's new plan to deal with illegal immigrants and we talk about the newest episode of She-Hulk.Send us a Text Message.
Every Female Actress Ever
September 26, 2022 04:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBIt's the return of the top 5! Mike and I do another classic Blue Collar Schmucks top's list. Send us a Text Message.
I Heard She Gives a Good Handy
September 12, 2022 04:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBMike wonders what it would be like to get a hand job from a female body builder, and we discuss the new series She-Hulk.Send us a Text Message.
Ow My Balls
September 12, 2022 04:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBMike and I discuss She-Hulk, the governor of California, buying a new car, and our trip to Cozumel.Send us a Text Message.
My Daughter the Artist
September 05, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBIn this episode we are join by the star of Porr Santos, Mike Santos and we talk a little Marvel and some fantasy football. Then I show Dematteo some of my daughter's lovely artworkSend us a Text Message.
Let's Swim
August 29, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBMike's a little tired since he is no longer alone in his house and I try out for the swim team.Send us a Text Message.
Man Thats's a Big Straw
August 22, 2022 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBMike talks about drinking a milk shake out of a big straw and we take it some where ridiculous and stupid as usual.Send us a Text Message.
The Scratching
August 15, 2022 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBMike and me talk some more ridiculous shit Send us a Text Message.
We Got Merch
August 01, 2022 04:00 - 41 minutes - 29 MBOur first episode where I sport our first piece of merch, we also talk about scaring my wife, and the new Marvel movie.Send us a Text Message.
Poor Santos
July 26, 2022 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBThis is what happens when you give us a good suggestion for the show.Send us a Text Message.
Snack on This
July 18, 2022 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBMike and I are a little tuned up in this one and just start snacking on some pecans and chips.Send us a Text Message.
Snack on This
July 18, 2022 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBMike and I are a little tuned up in this one and just start snacking on some pecans and chips.
Coming Out?
July 11, 2022 04:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBAgain, context means so muchSend us a Text Message.
Every Man Does It
July 04, 2022 17:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBDon't fool yourselves ladies your man does it too.Send us a Text Message.
A Wife's Sixth Sense
June 27, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBHow does every woman know how to get under your skin with nothing more than a look, its an inborn talent, a sixth sense.Send us a Text Message.
It's Happening
June 20, 2022 04:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBIn this episode we talk about How my wife doesn't appreciate my bowl movement and awkward moments watching movies and we throw a few more stories in there. Send us a Text Message.
Lisa the Liberal
June 13, 2022 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBMike and I discuss some controversial issues going on in this country right now. Send us a Text Message.
Don't Call Me Melvin
June 06, 2022 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBIn this episode Mike and I do our first too review and we talk about some of the nick names both good and bad.Send us a Text Message.
Enough is Enough
May 31, 2022 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBIn this episode Mike and I rant a little about what's going on in this country because it's pissing us off and enough is enough,Send us a Text Message.
Episode 60
May 23, 2022 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBDon't really remember what we talked about in this episode.Send us a Text Message.
Meet My Wife
May 09, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBLet me introduce everyone to my wife, as she comes on and tell an erotic tale of blowing..... glass. that's right , she went glass blowing, get your minds out of the gutter, but we did turn it into something inappropriate.Send us a Text Message.
The Mentally Abused Dick
May 02, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBA new character is born on the Blue Collar Schmucks.Send us a Text Message.
Keep That Shit Out of Our Schools
April 25, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBThe schmucks finally talk about the slap at the Oscars, also Peter Dinklindge,and the new school curriculum circulating around the country.Send us a Text Message.
Mike's New Home
April 18, 2022 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBMike is finally in his new home and warm. In this episode we talk about Mike's new environment, bowl movements on a first date, and asshole moments.Send us a Text Message.
Down One Schmuck
April 11, 2022 04:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBMike has finally bought a new house and is moving into said new home, so to fill in for him and help me do the show his brother's step up to cover his ass. They ended up bickering for half the episode but that turned out to be the funniest part of the show. We also talk 80's music, getting old, parenting, and Milone tells some old wrestling stories.Send us a Text Message.
One Little Word Makes a Big Difference
April 04, 2022 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBMike is finally moving and he couldn't have picked a better weekend to do it. I go check out the new Batman movies, and we talk the extreme sex drives in all male species.Send us a Text Message.
Dematteo and Friends
March 28, 2022 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBMike brings another one of his friends on the show. His buddy Aaron joins us and we talk about parenting, some blue collar work, and Mike and Aaron reminisce about some f***ed up stories.Send us a Text Message.
The Anniversary Show
March 21, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBI can't believe it's been a whole we've been doing this thing. Milone and Adam join us to help us celebrate our one-year anniversary!Send us a Text Message.
My Romance Work Order
March 14, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBBeing a girl dad has great benefits, like the ones Eric talks about, mike tells more of his last days working in NJ, and Eric explains a game he plays with his work orders.Send us a Text Message.