Blue Collar Schmucks

We Want Our Turn

Mike and I are pretty much miserable old men as it is, but we still want out turn to be miserable old men, and in this episode, we tell you why.  We also do another classic top 5 list and talk about schools getting out early for the eclipse.

Sex doll or Wife?

In this episode we talk some more about the misery of getting old, the amazing advances they're making with sex dolls, Elon Musk and the Nuralink, and the disturbing Oscar winning movie Poor Things.

Hobby Horsing Around

Nico shows Mike his Mario skills and messed up his face, the Silver Surfer will remain a man, and Hobby Horsing in the Olympics?.

Mmm.. I'll Have That

In this episode i tell the traumatic tale of my ordeal with Tracfone, we review Indian food, Mike confesses his love for lady boys, and we give you some more meme's. 

Our First Commercial Break

We start a new segment where we break down and rip up t.v.'s stupidest and worst commercials.

We Need Some New Material

My daughters join us to help us liven up the show.

Instant Gratification

Eps. 131

Happy new year!

Getting back into the flow

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everybody!

The Wastson Berry

It's been a couple weeks since we put an episode out, so here's nice long one with a lot of laughs

Bunny Hoppin

Yup, we came up with another great phrase for a disgusting situation and we give you some more classic top 5's

I Literally Hate the Word Literally

Mike and I talk about some ancient and recent conspiracies.

Bull Lippin

Milone joins us in this episode to help talk about the new trend master dating and we coin a great new phrase "Bull Lippin".

I Hate Musicals

Mike and I talk about our distaste about musicals episodes of our favorite shows.

Throwing Caution to the Wind

Milone and Adam fill in for Mike in this episode.

I Hate Halloween Now

Mike and I rant some more about idiots on the road, I explain why I now hate Halloween, and Mike fills us in on what's happening in the world of politics. 

Oh Canada

In this episode we talk about the huge blunder in Canada, and we do another Top 5 List. this time its the worst songs you love to hate.

Don't F With My Shows

The Legend of Big Mike

Well, it took almost 3 years, but we finally got him on, the man, the myth, the legend, Big Mike joins us and does not disappoint. Milone and Adam return to help play another round of Clap or Slap.

F U Zoom

Well, zoom finally messed with the meets enough that we had to breakdown and pay for it, and we are not happy about it. We are also not happy with the 3rd season of The Witcher as I tell mike it sucks. Then we create yet another sick scenario where messing with my daughter and her friends at a sleep over backs fires on us.

F the Mask

Our protest show against bringing back masks for COVID

You Sleeping Dude

Its been a while since we've recorded anything and I guess I must be a little rusty cause I'm boring Mike to sleep.  Also we introduce the second installment of Whatcha Thinkin

Mike's New Pet

Mike truly embracing his new hick lifestyle with a new pet squirrel 

The Elusive Gray Pube

Enjoy this one

Welcome To The Fair

Sorry we haven't posted an episode in a couple weeks, the summer gets a little busy, but in this episode Mike tells us tales of the local fair in Pennsylvania and how they apply the condiments onto their fries, and I tell a pretty shitty story.

That First Bite Into A Pizza Roll

There's nothing like that first bite into a pizza roll to really melt your face.

Sorry bout the Gas

I ate some bad shit in this one and was blowin up all night.  Oh, and we talked about some shit too.

What Did Ya Say

Mike is loosing his voice for some reason and, he sounds ridiculous, and we post our first poll question for Spotify

Did You Call the Cops On Me

I've said "God damn right I did" so much that I'm saying in my sleep, Mike rages out at work and more.

Return of the Meme Queen

I give some more sound advice and Mike entertains us once again eith some classic meme's

I Don't Know

I don't know, just talking shit.

God Damn Right I Did

With the upcoming rebirth of Daredevil and Punisher on Disney+, I rewatch the original Netflix shows and they are even better the second time.  I also point out the best line in the Punisher series.

It's A Banana Cleaner

Here we talk about the dangers of Italians on a roller rink and we review a great product, a "banana" cleaner

More Interuptions

Mike and I try to do a little black box but I'm interrupted by my loving family. ten Milone joins us to talk about the scumbag Tennessee shooter. 

Our Friend Clint

Our friend Clint Esposito joins us to talk about his comedy, the new Bud Light can  and some memories.

That's Pure Colombian

Just some more signs that we're getting old. I forget to put the pot on when I brewed a pot of coffee And Mike only plays classic video games.

A Little Late

This episode might be a little dated since we're talking about the Superbowl.

Has It Been 2 Years Already!

Yup, its been 2 years since we started this show, and not only that its our 100th episode. So, to help us celebrate our brother Milone joins us!

The Conspiracies Are Winning

In this episode we welcome the Crippled Canibus Cowboy, Adam Wall to the show, and Grey Fury returns to drop some conspiracies on us.

I Hate Hiccups

I hate having the hiccups for a minute, but we read an article about a man that hiccups for 68 years. 

Talk Me Through It

In this episode I do a little reverse prank call on one of those pain in the ass soliciting phone calls. 

BCS presents "Whatcha Thinkin" Eps. 1

Just some ridiculous phone conversations.

Holy Fart

Without a doubt this is the loudest fart I've ever heard, it has to be the fart of God Himself.

Sick on Christmas

I know its a little late but here is our Christmas show. Unfortunately we had to cut it short for uh technical difficulties.

Whatcha Thinking

I got a nifty new little device that allows us to add a whole new element to the show! 

I Like Pudding

Mike talks about how he messes with his son, and he complains some more about Danile Radcliff as Wolverine.

Farts Are Funny

I don't know why but no matter how old you are farts are funny

I Miss A Good Roast

Remember the comedy roasts, they were great. Mike and I reminisce about the good old roast and talk about why we don't see them anymore. We also catch up on some black box entries. 

Love Those Deep Fakes

In this episode we talk about deep fakes and Mike gives us another page from his Hickstory book 

Give Her A Chuck Berry

Mike tells us something gross about Chuck Berry and we talk about the mythical creature the Faun.