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Hop, Skip, and a Week

January 16, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 74 MB

What in the hell does this title mean? You tell us. Miranda realizes she can't have it all, Samantha makes Smith the Absolute hunk, and Harry walks back into Charlotte's life. As for Carrie - Burger sucks, and he breaks up with her on a Post-It. Ugh - He's the WORST.

Lights, Camera, Relationship

January 09, 2020 05:00 - 52 minutes - 72.8 MB

We're on episode 5 of this season, and things are truckin' along. Charlotte misses Harry, Miranda misses Steve, and Samantha creates Smith Jared. As for Carrie, Burger just SUCKS.

Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little

January 02, 2020 05:00 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

In this interesting episode, we see Charlotte act like a MEAN GIRL, Samantha get into role play, and Red Dragon learn an empowering lesson. As for Carrie, Burger keeps throwing up red flags, but she's not reading them.

The Perfect Present

December 26, 2019 05:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

It's our last episode of 2019! Charlotte says goodbye to Christmas, Samantha offends soon-to-be Smith Jared, and Miranda goes all Red Dragon on Steve. As for Carrie, she deals with the ghost of Burger's ex.

S6AEp2 mixdown

December 19, 2019 05:00 - 50 minutes - 68.8 MB

Season 6A is underway, and the gals are movin' through life. Charlotte wants to convert, Miranda gets a Tivo, and Samantha finally meets Smith! As for Carrie... Let's just say the sex with Burger is not all that. (duh)

To Market, to Market

December 12, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

Welcome to season 6A. Charlotte is thinking of converting, Red Dragon goes full on RED and acts weird with Steve, and Samantha gets stock market advice. As for Carrie, she's freaking out about Burger. Oh, and we see Aidan again.

I Love a Charade

December 05, 2019 05:00 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

Can you believe it's the season finale??? They cheated us out of 10 more episodes, but everyone is pregnant. They all go the Hamptons. Samantha borrows Richard's house, Charlotte says I love you, and Miranda still has a kid. As for Carrie...Ugh...Burger returns.

The Big Journey

November 28, 2019 05:00 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MB

Girls on a train! Red Dragon has no storyline, Charlotte bangs Harry, and Miranda gets taken for a ride... ON A TRAIN with Carrie! Off to San Francisco and Big.

Critical Condition

November 21, 2019 05:00 - 53 minutes - 73.9 MB

The gals are going through it in this one. Miranda is a mommy mess, Charlotte fights Bunny, and Samantha needs a new vibrator. Carrie annoyingly ruminates over Aidan's heartache.

Plus One is the Loneliest Number

November 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB

The book launching party is upon us! Samantha gets a chemical peel, Bunny invades Charlotte's space, and Red Dragon gets some strange. Carrie meets Burger...UGH.

Cover Girl

November 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

We had a hoot with this one! Charlotte discovers Amazon, Miranda joins Weight Watchers, and Samantha gets caught with the UPS guy's pants down. Carrie is just being judgmental, and she's shooting the cover of her book.

Luck Be an Old Lady

October 31, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

We're in Atlantic City! Miranda feels fat, Samantha can't trust Richard, and Charlotte buys a dress from the gift shop. Our gal, Carrie, is being an annoying high maintenance friend.

Unoriginal Sin

October 24, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

Ugh. Samantha is back with Richard, Charlotte goes to a relationship guru seminar, and Miranda gets little Brady baptized. As for our gal, Carrie, she's landed herself a book deal! (With Amy Sedaris and Molly Shannon!)

Anchors Away

October 17, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB

How does season 5 start off? It's fleet week in NYC! Everyone (except Carrie) shows their boobs. Red Dragon deals with new mom issues, Charlotte needs to get some strange, and Samantha pines over Richard. Bleck. As for Carrie, don't worry about her. She's dating...New York!

I Heart NY

October 10, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 100 MB

It's the season finale!!! Samantha finally dumps Richard, Red Dragon has her little dragon, and Charlotte's storyline is a snooze-fest. Carrie and Big have a moment and then...he's gone.

A Vogue Idea

October 03, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

We're at Vogue, and Carrie won't let us forget it. Charlotte throws a baby shower for Red Dragon, Red Dragon doesn't want a baby shower, and Samantha has a special present for Richard's b-day. Carrie is at Vogue, Vogue, Vogue. She says it 500 times.

Ring a Ding Ding

September 26, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.3 MB

This is a good one, friends. Samantha fishes for an "I love you," Miranda cannot stop farting, and Charlotte is being a bitch. As for our Carrie, she may be homeless, y'all!!!

Change of a Dress

September 19, 2019 04:00 - 45 minutes - 63 MB

OMG you guys this is THE ONE. Samantha catches monogamy, Charlotte takes a tap class, and Miranda finds out it's a boy. Yeah, whatever. It's Carrie and Aidan, y'all. It's over. Gone girl. Girl on a train. Girl BYE!

All That Glitters

September 12, 2019 04:00 - 58 minutes - 80 MB

There's so much going on, but at the same time nothing. Charlotte is going to be in Homes & Gardens mag (snooze), Samantha says the L-word to Richard (she was high), and someone outs Red Dragon's pregnancy. Same ole, same ole with Carrie and Aidan. Bumps in the road.

The Good Fight

September 05, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 88 MB

It's all in the title, people. Everyone is fighting. Except Red Dragon. The Irony. Charlotte and Trey are feuding, Samantha deals with some inner demons, and Carrie & Aidan are really going at it. Red Dragon gets laid, so good on her.

Just Say Yes

August 29, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 96.3 MB

We've landed on S4Ep12 - Just Say Yes - and it does not disappoint. Read Dragon is throwing up because she's pregnant, Charlotte is doing in vitro, so therefore, NOT pregnant, and we hope Samantha doesn't get pregnant because things have heated up with Richard. Aidan asks Carrie to marry him, so there's that.

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

August 22, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

It's a controversial episode because ABORTION. Red Dragon might get one, Charlotte can't even get pregnant, and Samantha yearns for a baby Birkin bag. Carrie deals with her own past while she and Aidan grow closer. They're pretty cute in this one.

Belles of the Balls

August 15, 2019 04:00 - 54 minutes - 75.5 MB

This episode is chock full of testicular references. Miranda talks Steve out of a ball implant, Charlotte helps Trey nut it in a cup, and Samantha meets that ball-sack, Richard. Carrie forces Aidan to hang out with Big. It's bonkers.

Sex and the Country

August 08, 2019 04:00 - 50 minutes - 69.6 MB

We're half way through season 4! Miranda finds out Steve has testicular cancer and becomes his health advocate, Charlotte is in Connecticut, and Samantha visits Carrie in the country...because...Carrie is forced to go to Aidan's shack in the middle of nowhere.

My Motherboard, My Self

August 01, 2019 04:00 - 56 minutes - 77.7 MB

This one is a tear-jerker. Poor Red Dragon - Her mom dies! It's awful. But Charlotte goes into A type personality mode and takes control. Samantha has a new wrestler "boyfriend," but the news of Miranda's loss ruins it for her. Carrie finally gives Aidan a key to her place but freaks out when he tries to buy her a new computer. Unrelated news: Shelby's new podcast, Herstory, is officially out. Go check it out.

Time and Punishment

July 25, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

Welcome to S4 Ep 7 - Time and Punishment. Miranda throws her back out and mistakenly relies on Carrie, Charlotte is ready to quit the 9-5 gig, and Samantha's new fling is rude. And of course, it was only a matter of time - Mr. Big calls up Carrie and messes everything up.

Baby, Talk is Cheap

July 18, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MB

Get ready for S4 Ep 6 - Baby, Talk is Cheap. Charlotte and Trey want a baby, Samantha is dealing with a man-baby, and Miranda...well, she meets a guy who enjoys dealing with her backside. As for our gal Carrie, she can't get over this Aidan thing.

Ghost Town

July 11, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

It's season 4 episode 5 - Ghost Town. Miranda actually thinks there's a ghost in her apartment, Charlotte has to deal with Bunny's decor, and Samantha is losing interest with Marie. Our gal, Carrie, runs into the ex. Not that ex. It's Aidan.

What's Sex Got to Do With It?

July 04, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

Welcome to season 4 episode 4. Samantha and Maria have growing pains, Miranda is invited to Steve's thing, and Bunny overstays her welcome. As for Carrie, the ghost of Aidan lingers.

Defining Moments

June 27, 2019 04:00 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MB

Welcome to season 4 episode 3. Red Dragon has a new dude, but he's gross, Charlotte and Trey start doing it, and Samantha meets a hot artist. Big is jealous of Carrie's new jazz beau. (Who is annoying.)

The Real Me

June 20, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 95.4 MB

Welcome to season 4 episode 2 - The One With All of the Cameos. Samantha's eating organic, Charlotte sets up Stanford, and another hot guy wants to date Red Dragon. As for Carrie, she walks in a New York fashion show, and it's a hot mess.

The Agony and the Ex'tasy

June 13, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

It's the season 4 premiere! It's Carrie's bday, and that's basically it. Miranda and Charlotte don't really have a storyline, and Samantha masterbates to a friar that Shelby has kissed. It's a good episode.

Cock a Doodle Do!

June 06, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

It's the season finale! We're half way done (which is kind of sad). Charlotte copes with her separation, Samantha has loud neighbors, and Miranda is Red Dragon-ing all over the place. Carrie has to deal with 2 exes in this one. Hold on to your Christian Dior.

What Goes Around Comes Around

May 30, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Things are getting spicy! Charlotte makes out with a hot gardner, Miranda makes out with a hot cop, and Samantha does it with a not-so-hot college dude. As for Carrie, she has a face-to-face with Natasha, and it's cringe-worthy.

Fenemies

May 23, 2019 04:00 - 49 minutes - 67.8 MB

It's nice to have a clean episode with no Big or Aidan in sight. Miranda dates a dead guy, Samantha's getting laid, Charlotte is not, and Carrie has become a professor at the Learning Annex. Dr. Bradshaw!

Hot Child in the City

May 16, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.3 MB

The gals are back in NYC! Samantha deals with an entitled child, Miranda gets braces, and Charlotte goes to marriage counseling. Carrie finds herself dating a dude with some serious arrested development...again.

Sex and Another City

May 09, 2019 04:00 - 56 minutes - 77.4 MB

The ladies are still in LA, and their New York cynicism is nudging its way into their vacation. Miranda learns how to chill a little, Charlotte takes a break from married life, and Samantha has a dumb storyline about knockoffs. As for Carrie, she gets to share the small screen with some Hollywood big wig cameos.

Escape From New York

May 02, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

The ladies are off to LA! Get ready for some west coast stereotypes as Shelby and Paul have a lot to say about the ladies' stay on their turf. Samantha meets a dildo model, Miranda is invisible, and Carrie has a weird encounter with Matthew McConaughey. Unfortunately, Charlotte stays in NYC because she's a newlywed.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

April 25, 2019 04:00 - 48 minutes - 67.2 MB

Get out your tissues because this episode is a bumpy ride. Charlotte gets married, Miranda wears a ridiculous neckerchief, and Samantha does what Samantha does best. As for Carrie and Aidan...I mean...It's not pretty.

Running With Scissors

April 18, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MB

Shelby and Paul discuss S3Ep11 - Running With Scissors. It's a dark one and gave Shelby waves of terror. Charlotte is a bridezilla, Samantha has to get tested, and Red Dragon is sexually harassed by a sandwich. Carrie is acting like a fool, and everything hits the fan in this one. She can't be saved at this point.

All or Nothing

April 11, 2019 04:00 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MB

Shelby and Paul continue down the road of secrets. Sam gets sick, Charlotte learns how to negotiate, and Red Dragon attempts phone sex (bleck). The Carrie/Aidan/Big situation is NOT GOOD!

Easy Come, Easy Go

April 04, 2019 04:00 - 50 minutes - 69.9 MB

Shelby and Paul are back from the ATL with tales to tell. They'll also discuss Charlotte's ridiculousness, Red Dragon's life transition, and Samantha's hot but bitter new beau. This is also the episode where Carrie totally messes up her adorable life.

The Big Time

March 28, 2019 04:00 - 42 minutes - 58.1 MB

Shelby and Paul are exhausted but give it their all in this challenging episode. Samantha's late and paying the price, Red Dragon is over it, and Charlotte is being annoying. SO much drama with Carrie. Cringe-worthy drama, really.

Drama Queens

March 21, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MB

Shelby and Paul are trucking through season 3 of SATC. Samantha is an addict, Red Dragon is in a stable relationship, and Charlotte is acting even more desperate than usual. And our gal, Carrie, is freaking out poor Aidan. Run, Aidan, RUN!

Are We Sluts?

March 14, 2019 04:00 - 52 minutes - 72.4 MB

Join Shelby and Paul while they discuss the episode with the triggering word. Samantha is slut shamed, Red Dragon caught something, and Charlotte's dude has a dirty mouth. As for Carrie... Let's just say, Aiden isn't giving it up.

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

March 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

Shelby and Paul have a lot to say about this episode. Charlotte dates a bad kisser, Miranda is pessimistic (duh), and Samantha meets a hot man with familial issues. As for Carrie... Well, let's just say, she meets a monumental person who sticks around for a LONG time.

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