HOW TO FART ON FOREIGN LOVERS-EP-006

A tale of modern romance. The Chlamydia Chronicles continue! Yellow Jess discovers she still doesn’t know who gave her that good ol’ common cold of the pussy (we know it doesn’t matter, but we’re curious motherfuckers, okay??). Red Jess plays russian roulette with her dairy allergy and a new sexual partner and runs out of Pepto… sparking an in-depth conversation about farts and all the hilarious things we do to convince our partners that we aren’t really humans with bodily functions. We remind our lovely listeners that squirting and cumming are not the same fucking thing. Yellow Jess adopts a ridiculous “Norweigian” accent (don’t tell her how bad it is, she already fucking knows) and laments true love lost, while Red Jess reveals a secret about her left nipple. And in case anyone is still confused, we go over the difference between consensual BDSM and abuse. GET IT TOGETHER, Y’ALL.