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Better Sexpectations

26 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago -

Atlanta's Sex-Positive Podcast. The ups, downs, and getting arounds of sex told by two self-proclaimed sluts named Jess.
Join us as we explore our hyperactive sex drives from a place of curiosity, acceptance, and humor.

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Episodes

SPECIAL GUEST - Grace Allison Perkins - EP 013

August 12, 2020 22:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

Jess & Jess are back with an all-new episode TODAY - Wednesday 8/12! This week, we’re kickin’ it with Grace Allison Perkins (@what_up_g_perks ), a Texas-based comic artist and illustrator who seeks to create space for people who don’t usually see themselves represented in romantic art. We discuss intimacy and romance and what they look like for different people in different relationships, and we offer a few tips for dealing with receiving unsolicited, non-consensual nudes (revenge can be both...

THE TANNY SHOW - TAKEOVER EPISODE

July 29, 2020 22:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

jessica massey 8:42 PM (2 minutes ago) to me After a somewhat lengthy hiatus (sorry, y’all, but we’ve got shit goin’ on), we’re FINALLY back. Well, taking a backseat, that is. Because sometimes, you just need to shut the f**k up and listen. Join guest hosts illustrator Manny Mayo and videographer Taylor Whaley in this special episode they’re calling the Tanny Takeover! They’re talking celebrities, politics, porn, and much more. If you think the governor of Georgia is an ass hat, and you’re ...

THE TANNY SHOW - TAKEOVER EPISODE - EP 012

July 29, 2020 22:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

jessica massey 8:42 PM (2 minutes ago) to me After a somewhat lengthy hiatus (sorry, y’all, but we’ve got shit goin’ on), we’re FINALLY back. Well, taking a backseat, that is. Because sometimes, you just need to shut the f**k up and listen. Join guest hosts illustrator Manny Mayo and videographer Taylor Whaley in this special episode they’re calling the Tanny Takeover! They’re talking celebrities, politics, porn, and much more. If you think the governor of Georgia is an ass hat, and you’re ...

JESS HAD A USED CONDOM COLLECTION - Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 011

May 23, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MB

Jess and Jess are back after a very short hiatus with another quarantine edition episode in collaboration with Mammal Gallery for your listening pleasure! Join us as we reminisce on younger days, long before coronavirus, when we used to think it was perfectly acceptable to f*** dudes whose only furniture was a bare mattress on a dirty floor and a box of ill-fitting clothes from the Value Village on Moreland Ave. And don’t you dare point out that we still do this (we don’t… but we do… but we a...

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 004

May 17, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

On the last BS Episode @mammalgallery Twitch Livestream, Jess and Jess discussed consent, quarantine partners, and what to do if you find yourself in a 6-year-long fantasy correspondence with your old drug dealer. Make sure to tune in and donate to our favorite arts/music venue @mammalgallery. Venmo: @MammalGallery | CashApp: $MammalGallery | PayPal: [email protected] |

2PEG OR NOT 2PEG - Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 010

May 17, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

On the last BS Episode @mammalgallery Twitch Livestream, Jess and Jess discussed consent, quarantine partners, and what to do if you find yourself in a 6-year-long fantasy correspondence with your old drug dealer. Make sure to tune in and donate to our favorite arts/music venue @mammalgallery. Venmo: @MammalGallery | CashApp: $MammalGallery | PayPal: [email protected] |

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO with KRYSTAL VISIONS - EP 003

April 29, 2020 17:03 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Jess and Jess are back in collaboration with Mammal Gallery with Episode 3: Quarantine Edition and joined by the best Krystal in Atlanta! No, we’re not talking about the fast food joint with delicious tiny burgers and heinously soggy fries (this is in the top 5 things Red Jess complains about regularly)… we’re talking about the one and only Krystal Visions, Atlanta-based tarot reader and numerologist whose vision is to help others use the tarot as a tool for self illumination and subconscious...

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO w/ KRYSTAL VISIONS - EP 003

April 29, 2020 17:03 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Jess and Jess are back in collaboration with Mammal Gallery with Episdode 2: Quarantine Edition and joined by the best Krystal in Atlanta! No, we’re not talking about the fast food joint with delicious tiny burgers and heinously soggy fries (this is in the top 5 things Red Jess complains about regularly)… we’re talking about the one and only Krystal Visions, Atlanta-based tarot reader and numerologist whose vision is to help others use the tarot as a tool for self illumination and subconsciou...

KRYSTAL VISIONS - Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO- EP 009

April 29, 2020 17:03 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Jess and Jess are back in collaboration with Mammal Gallery with Episdode 2: Quarantine Edition and joined by the best Krystal in Atlanta! No, we’re not talking about the fast food joint with delicious tiny burgers and heinously soggy fries (this is in the top 5 things Red Jess complains about regularly)… we’re talking about the one and only Krystal Visions, Atlanta-based tarot reader and numerologist whose vision is to help others use the tarot as a tool for self illumination and subconsciou...

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO w/ HALEY HASEN - EP 002

April 17, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

We’re teaming up with Mammal Gallery again this week to bring you Episode 2 of Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition featuring special guest @haleyhasenuncensored ! We covered A LOT of ground on this one... from trauma-informed art therapy to post-coital crying (picking up on a theme, here?) to exhibitionism to yuckin’ others’ yums and MUCH more. Join us as we get to know Haley a little deeper and trust us, she’s a fuckin’ badass. If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode pl...

HALEY HASEN - Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 008

April 17, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

We’re teaming up with Mammal Gallery again this week to bring you Episode 2 of Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition featuring special guest @haleyhasenuncensored ! We covered A LOT of ground on this one... from trauma-informed art therapy to post-coital crying (picking up on a theme, here?) to exhibitionism to yuckin’ others’ yums and MUCH more. Join us as we get to know Haley a little deeper and trust us, she’s a fuckin’ badass. If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode pl...

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO with HALEY HASEN - EP 002

April 17, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

We’re teaming up with Mammal Gallery again this week to bring you Episode 2 of Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition featuring special guest @haleyhasenuncensored ! We covered A LOT of ground on this one... from trauma-informed art therapy to post-coital crying (picking up on a theme, here?) to exhibitionism to yuckin’ others’ yums and MUCH more. Join us as we get to know Haley a little deeper and trust us, she’s a fuckin’ badass. If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode pl...

Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 001

April 10, 2020 22:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Join us for Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition produced in collaboration with Mammal Gallery! Guess what, y’all? We’re comin’ at ya this week on camera, just to reassure you that we’re still here, even though we aren’t together. In this week’s episode, Yellow Jess talks about an ex getting emotional in bed and Red Jess receives a not-so-appreciated “compliment” during sex, which prompts a discussion about body dysmporphia and lovin’ ourselves. Yellow Jess mentions a much-anticipated v...

MAMMAL GALLERY Quarantine Edition: LIVE STREAM AUDIO - EP 007

April 10, 2020 22:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Join us for Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition produced in collaboration with Mammal Gallery! Guess what, y’all? We’re comin’ at ya this week on camera, just to reassure you that we’re still here, even though we aren’t together. In this week’s episode, Yellow Jess talks about an ex getting emotional in bed and Red Jess receives a not-so-appreciated “compliment” during sex, which prompts a discussion about body dysmporphia and lovin’ ourselves. Yellow Jess mentions a much-anticipated v...

Quarantine Edition- LIVE STREAM AUDIO- EP-001

April 10, 2020 22:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Join us for Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition produced in collaboration with Mammal Gallery! Guess what, y’all? We’re comin’ at ya this week on camera, just to reassure you that we’re still here, even though we aren’t together. In this week’s episode, Yellow Jess talks about an ex getting emotional in bed and Red Jess receives a not-so-appreciated “compliment” during sex, which prompts a discussion about body dysmporphia and lovin’ ourselves. Yellow Jess mentions a much-anticipated v...

HOW TO FART ON FOREIGN LOVERS - EP 006

March 13, 2020 19:34 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MB

A tale of modern romance. The Chlamydia Chronicles continue! Yellow Jess discovers she still doesn’t know who gave her that good ol’ common cold of the pussy (we know it doesn’t matter, but we’re curious motherfuckers, okay??). Red Jess plays russian roulette with her dairy allergy and a new sexual partner and runs out of Pepto… sparking an in-depth conversation about farts and all the hilarious things we do to convince our partners that we aren’t really humans with bodily functions. We remin...

HOW TO FART ON FOREIGN LOVERS-EP-006

March 13, 2020 19:34 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MB

A tale of modern romance. The Chlamydia Chronicles continue! Yellow Jess discovers she still doesn’t know who gave her that good ol’ common cold of the pussy (we know it doesn’t matter, but we’re curious motherfuckers, okay??). Red Jess plays russian roulette with her dairy allergy and a new sexual partner and runs out of Pepto… sparking an in-depth conversation about farts and all the hilarious things we do to convince our partners that we aren’t really humans with bodily functions. We remin...

SHUT THE F**K UP (WE <3 U): LIVE AUDIO FROM ARGOSY - EP 005

February 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Are you into anal sex on a blow-up mattress? How about yelling, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a crowd of your friends? Or maybe you love donating a ton of menstrual products to a local homeless shelter? Guess what, fuckers! EP 005 has all of these and more. Join us as we react to and recount our experiences with our first-ever live show. Don't worry, if you missed it, you can listen to the full recording in this week's episode. Press play, and for the love of masturbation, don't talk over us.

SHUT THE F**K UP (WE <3 U) LIVE EPISODE - 005

February 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Are you into anal sex on a blow-up mattress? How about yelling, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a crowd of your friends? Or maybe you love donating a ton of menstrual products to a local homeless shelter? Guess what, fuckers! EP 005 has all of these and more. Join us as we react to and recount our experiences with our first-ever live show. Don't worry, if you missed it, you can listen to the full recording in this week's episode. Press play, and for the love of masturbation, don't talk over us.

MARIE BONAPARTE AND JESSICA'S SQUART - VDAY EP 004

February 13, 2020 07:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MB

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, Y’ALL!! Jess & Jess are back at it again, and this week we’re bringing you an incredible story about a badass woman who JUST WANTED TO FUCKING CUM ALREADY (in all seriousness, she was an incredible pioneer in her field and there’s lots we can do with her research). We get up-close and personal with each other’s vulvas and share our findings. And since we’re flying solo for V-Day, we thought we should talk a bit about how we please ourselves. Oh yeah, Yellow Jess regales...

Clinical Exhibitionism VS. KINK EPISODE 003

February 01, 2020 00:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

CONTENT WARNING: In this week's episode, Jess and Jess open up about their experiences with sexual assault. Listener discretion is advised. Red Jess gives an update on one of her fuck buddies (spoiler alert: she's pissed!), Yellow Jess comes THIS close to meeting a celebrity crush, and Jess and Jess puzzle over Clinical Exhibitionism vs. exhibitionist fantasies vs. drunk people who fuck in public. We're all over the place on this one, so lube up and tune in!

Clinical Exhibitionism VS. KINK - EP 003

February 01, 2020 00:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

CONTENT WARNING: In this week's episode, Jess and Jess open up about their experiences with sexual assault. Listener discretion is advised. Red Jess gives an update on one of her fuck buddies (spoiler alert: she's pissed!), Yellow Jess comes THIS close to meeting a celebrity crush, and Jess and Jess puzzle over Clinical Exhibitionism vs. exhibitionist fantasies vs. drunk people who fuck in public. We're all over the place on this one, so lube up and tune in! ******* This is an edited versio...

WHAT DO KOALAS AND JESS HAVE IN COMMON?!

January 17, 2020 21:44 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

What’s new this week? Red and Yellow Jess discuss the stigmas surrounding STIs and getting tested. Yellow Jess gets her STI test results and shares them with her partners (never send a mass text for this—trust us!), Red Jess talks about subbing, we remind you to get fucked and stay safe, we share some fun facts about koalas, we beg y’all (again) to use more than one finger, and Yellow Jess gets an IUD.

WHAT DO KOALAS AND JESS HAVE IN COMMON?! - EP 002

January 17, 2020 21:44 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

What’s new this week? Red and Yellow Jess discuss the stigmas surrounding STIs and getting tested. Yellow Jess gets her STI test results and shares them with her partners (never send a mass text for this—trust us!), Red Jess talks about subbing, we remind you to get fucked and stay safe, we share some fun facts about koalas, we beg y’all (again) to use more than one finger, and Yellow Jess gets an IUD. *********** This is an edited version of the originally released episode. There was a com...

F**K US - DON'T F**K WITH US - EP 001

January 03, 2020 19:57 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

EPISODE 001 F**KERS!!!! In our first-ever episode, we discuss how easy it is to not be a complete dick to people. There's also some chatter about 4-sums, “Pussy Fissures,” and how sometimes we ourselves can be hypocrites. So come on down and dip your toe into this week's episode. We promise you'll regret it. (Stop-The-Spread-Of-Stigma! After releasing this episode we learned that using the term "Clean" in reference to a negative STI screening is unbelievably harmful to those in our commu...

F**K US - DON'T F**K WITH US

January 03, 2020 19:57 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

EPISODE 001 F**KERS!!!! In the first ever episode we discuss how easy it is to not be a complete dick to people. Theres also some chatter about 4-sums, “Pussy Fissures” and how sometimes we ourselves can be hypocrites. So come on down and dip your toe into this weeks episode. We promise you'll regret it.

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