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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

249 episodes - English - Latest episode: 26 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.4K ratings

Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.

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Episodes

Sasheer Was a Turtle in a Past Life

February 03, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 44 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole's month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answered about other people's feelings, physics, why we make flammable things (thanks to an assist f...

Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken

January 27, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 55.3 MB

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala's wrong photo, Beyonce's day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole's dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole's glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests....

Sasheer Likes a Nice Clean Wall

January 20, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 55.1 MB

It's January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren't for Nicole, new episodes of Intervention, playing defense in the war on drugs, The Jinx, parrot wallpaper, clean walls, old apartments, how easy it was to track the insurrection, and Nicole's continued bra dilemma. Then they take the quiz Live A Day in 2020 and We'll Tell You Where You'll Be in 20 Years. And as always, your questions are answered. Th...

Nicole's Going To Do It... It's Her YEAR!

January 13, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

It's 2021 and it's Nicole's YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into the swing of things, kind doctors and quitting smoking, trying to remember why Nicole put her hands in people's faces and what she'll do with her hands once we quits smoking, Sasheer's lack of vices and her "quit smoking" recital, being friends with friends' parents, favorite (and gross) recipes from childhood, and Nicole's unsettling doorbell. ...

Sasheer Doesn't Desire a New Tattoo But She'd Get One

January 06, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 44.1 MB

Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't happen. They also discuss Nicole's new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan's fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz Which Disney Princess Are You Based on Food Preferences? And finally, they answer your questions...

Nicole Broke Her Fibula And She Feels Like She's Telling Whoppers

December 30, 2020 05:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole's home renovatio...

Sasheer Loves Trash TV Now

December 23, 2020 05:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MB

Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up, Real Housewives Salt Lake City, preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan, and Bridalplasty. Then they answer YOUR questions, this week they give advice about judgemental trashy ...

Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit

December 16, 2020 05:00 - 45 minutes - 42.4 MB

Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week's voic...

Sasheer Would Rather Not if People Are In Earshot

December 09, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MB

"Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb's must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success story! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

Nicole's Gotta Adjust Those Straps

December 02, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 43.1 MB

Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce "rivaling", Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed's Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

Sasheer Solves Unsolved Mysteries

November 25, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MB

Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser's pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to be happy living by yourself and how t...

Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk

November 18, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MB

Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara's kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645...

Sasheer Vacuumed That Spider Right Up

November 11, 2020 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discuss pig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money is Nicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has never heard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarring jug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The House You Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course, your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get more information on a previous qu...

Nicole is Taking Ritz Crackers to The Polls

November 04, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friends...

Sasheer Is An Artist

October 28, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole's bike, Instagram scams, Theragun, sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan's gallon of water a day, Nicole's Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is "the worst year ever" thanks to oligopolies and fast information. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "quizzy-poo" ...

Nicole Learns You Can't Have Loose Trash In A Convertible

October 21, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MB

This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash in a convertible, understanding Sasheer's palate, banana flavor mysteries, Laffy Taffy jokes, no good deed goes unpunished, people entering the home, meditations, sound baths, chakras and Nicole's home renovations. Plus, your questions and advice about potential wedding parties and how to cope with jealousy. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer wit...

Sasheer Should Drink More Water (And So Should You!)

October 14, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and how to make new friends at school while only on zoom. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your fri...

Nicole's Blarblar Daddydaddy

October 07, 2020 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MB

Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, message gun scams, and being sore after pole. Plus your questions, answered! This week Nicole and Sa...

Sasheer "Feels Good" About Being A Movie Star In Quarantine

September 30, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question "What were you supposed to be doing this year?", not understanding why people won't wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "What Type of Millennial Are You?" quiz and answer your questions about disrespect...

Nicole Isn't Sure How Loud She Is With Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey

September 23, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

Sasheer Would Date Simba and His Mane Wisps

September 16, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole's pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90's talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of course your questions are answered! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship quest...

Nicole Wants To Travel Like Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims!

September 09, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 51.5 MB

Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry's transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for your friends, being a good mom, punctuality, how their new haircare line Flawless came to be, how to balance work and personal life, where they hope to be in 20 years, making up dances in Paris, angels you can party with, food based arguments, and morning salutations. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsa...

Sasheer Knows You Can Find People Who Like You For You

September 02, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

This week's episode kicks off with a bang that leads Nicole and Sasheer to discuss how much sugar should you put in Kool-Aid and should you dye your hair with it? They also chat about hair bleaching woes, Avril Lavigne conspiracy theories, Solange, how much work it takes to be racist, kids getting in the way of skating, and what a post-COVID world could look like. Then, they take the Want to Know Your Inner Color quiz. And finally, Sasheer and Nicole answer YOUR questions, this week they giv...

Nicole Is Crying Over Tomatoes

August 26, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MB

This week begins with Nicole insisting Sasheer knows Brenda Walsh which leads to discussions about wait, does anyone actually know a Brenda (that's not a dog)?, vacation memories, wardrobe options, employees who don't try, clothing sizes, evil wardrobe people on set, and why Nicole cried over tomatoes. Then they take the What Kind Of Karen You Are You quiz. And of course, listener emails where Nicole and Sasheer tackle Chinese lunar, Gregorian, and Ethiopian calendars. Email or call Nicole...

Sasheer Has To Wait 89 Years (Or A Year And a Half) with Heidi Rose Robbins

August 19, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

It's the episode Sasheer and Nicole have been waiting for: astrologer and poet Heidi Rose Robbins is here! The ladies learn why they are best friends, the importance of Mercury in friendship, what rising and moon signs mean, looking at past transits, dating predictions that make Nicole cry, how to learn astrology, using astrology charts to plan projects, negative predictions, Saturn on your sun, and good energy that transcends zoom.

Nicole Wants Her Murderer To CHOOSE Her

August 12, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 48 MB

After Sasheer politely declines Nicole's offer to start over they discuss sports bras, pole goals, delivery woes, Bezos should share, front page Instagrams, waking up early, outdoor activity gang, and getting to the bottom of it - does Sasheer have something she wants to tell Nicole or not? Plus the quiz: Would You Survive Joel Goldberg's Glass Box? This quiz yields some surprising revelations. And of course, your questions answered! Sasheer and (eventually) Nicole advise communication over...

Sasheer Doesn't Think Birds Are That Hard with Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

August 05, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Nicole and Sasheer dish with best friends Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change about how they met, favorite traveling-in-pain memories, loving your best friend because their crazy, being late to trends, what qualities you need to win Big Brother and Survivor, We're Here, being nominated for an Emmy and a discussion about what is and isn't a bird.

Nicole is Sure Your Titties got Lifted in That Tornado

July 29, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 51.6 MB

Nicole and Sasheer kick off this week with a metaphor for COVID. Then they discuss Nicole's birth certificate, getting yelled at for going to a restaurant, doing things that make you happy, tornado titties, Sasheer's tarot cards, scheduling issues, word pronunciations, P-Valley, "Jill Mason" and "Betty Bumpkin", weight biases, and what they're wearing. Then, they take the "Which Random Cartoon Character Are You?" quiz. And finally, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer weigh in on ...

Sasheer Can See Through Your Performative Act

July 22, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Nicole and Sasheer went on their first roller skating adventure and lived to tell the tale! They also discuss United Skates, performative companies and deciphering what's real and what's a joke, thoughts about why OJ was found innocent, seeing through performative acts in general, police brutality, shaming people before 6 AM, pole dancing, and blaming bad behavior on your astrological sign. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the quiz "Which Disney Princess Are You Based On A Sushi Roll You Build."...

Nicole Wrote Down "Cheesecake." BUT WHY!?

July 15, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Nicole and Sasheer are back for another fun-filled episode to discuss Floor Is Lava, Bar Rescue, Tiny House Nation, House Hunters, Normal People, why men date you if they don't want to date you?!, therapy goals, planning a vacation, and what does "Cheesecake" mean? Plus answers to YOUR questions! This week is full of follow-ups and updates. A listener calls in with really helpful advice about addiction, and Nicole and Sasheer give advice about boundaries in friendship, making jokes about peo...

Sasheer Was Bullied Into Roller Skating

July 08, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their new roller skating plan, beach options, doubling down on "everything will be great by October", and trying to understand what exactly is going on with the Karens. Then they take the BuzzFeed quiz "What Kind of Sexy Food Are You?" and of course, answer your questions! The ladies give advice about how to handle loved ones with ADD and ADHD, how to repay a friend for their kindness, and how to help friends deal with the anxiety that limits their experi...

Nicole Is Still Thinking About The Zombie Apocalypse with Beth Stelling & Mary Hollis Inboden

July 01, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 77 MB

This week starts with a dramatic reading of a listener comment! Then, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Beth Stelling and Mary Hollis Inboden. With Beth, they find out what she’s wearing (Is it a bikini top? Workout wear?), Beth & Mary Hollis’ performances in 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche, meeting Joanna Kerns (Mrs. Seaver from Growing Pains), zoom stand-up shows, and Beth’s love of MTV reality shows. Mary Hollis shares about being a great audience, Beth’s love of online shopping, a...

Best Friends Friends with Oscar Montoya

June 26, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

This is an episode of the new Best Friends bonus series, BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS. Every other week, Nicole and Sasheer have on another one of their Best Friends to talk, answer listener questions, and have fun. You can find the rest of the series on Stitcher Premium, with new episodes out every other Friday. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code FRIENDS. It's a great way to show your support and love of the show! This week, Nicole and Sasheer are join...

Sasheer Thinks We Should Replace Police Guns With Cans of Soup

June 24, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer try to answer the question "how are you?" during this time. They also discuss Sasheer's experience at a recent protest, Nicole's response when she gets pulled over, why it's good to defund the police, Ben and Jerry's setting a corporate example, advice to white people, Nicole's Jeep, hair or scarf confusion, COVID contraction updates, jizz stances, Nicole's prediction for 2023, and making sure you have a car mask and a car protest sign. PLUS your questions! Nicol...

Nicole and Sasheer Remember Juneteenth

June 19, 2020 04:00 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MB

In honor of Juneteenth, Nicole and Sasheer recorded this minisode discussing the holiday, its history, if they can wish other black people a "Happy Juneteenth!", and how they plan on spending the day.

Nicole's Candles Are Getting Bigger and Bigger

June 17, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 43.6 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss launching a "Things We've Learned In Quarantine" tour, why months don't have the same number of days, "the thrill of the chase" shopping, bigger and bigger candles, Celebration Florida, yacht getaways, and October 2020. Then, Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions! This week they advise not to be someone who doesn't want to be with you and ways to get strangers to stop talking to you. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: ...

Sasheer is Nipping At The Bud: Re-Release

June 10, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MB

Once again, out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with last week's intro expressing their thoughts. Re-release: Nicole believes all men masturbate in public, but Sasheer isn’t so sure. So, they ask all the men and women they can find, and the answers are surprising! They take a quiz to prove the strength of the friendship, answer questions...

Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina: Re-Release

June 03, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

Out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with a new intro expressing their thoughts. Nicole and Sasheer re-examine Disney movies, and share that they both stan Cruella De Ville. And, it becomes clear that Nicole thinks hairless cats are skinned - not bred. They talk about the importance/sexiness of consent, inclusive clitorises, and paying a...

Sasheer Agrees Men Should “Put Bars in Their D*cks!”

May 27, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about being sore from online twerking class, gift ideas for Sasheer’s birthday, nourishing and loving your plants, all the things they’ve bought online during quarantine, getting birth control implants and why can’t men get birth control implanted? Then they take the quiz “What magical creature are you?” And of course listen to your voicemails where they give advice on how men can respectfully navigate friendships with women, and how to help a friend having ...

Nicole Still Doesn't Know That Much About Cake - LIVE

May 20, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

Recorded LIVE at the 2019 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, Nicole and Sasheer talk street scoopers, removing someone from your seat on an airplane, and how bad of a terrorist Nicole would be. Then they bring out their guests Matteo Lane and Emma Willman who answer the age old question: does coffee dehydrate you? Finally all four friends answer a listener voicemail on what to do when you think your friend is dating a creep and doesn't like when you talk about...snowboarding?

Nicole's Dogs Are Grateful They Don't Have to Depend on Her with Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski

May 13, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

After learning about the sound effects athletes get to choose for themselves, Nicole and Sasheer talk about teachers coming to students' windows during quarantine, videos of soldiers returning home to see their dogs who thought they were gone forever, and other heartwarming stories. Then, for another Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer welcome Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski from Queer Eye! Antoni talks about meeting JVN at Queer Eye auditions, JVN's singing voice in the morning, an...

Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends!

May 08, 2020 04:00 - 45 seconds - 766 KB

Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends! Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata are best friends. And they have friends. They're two best friends talking to friends in...Best Friends Friends! Join Nicole and Sasheer as they check in on their friends and chat about what friends chat about. Two heads are better than one, and three friends are better than...two? Grab a friend and listen to new episodes every Friday on Stitcher premium. Just go to stitcherpremium.com and sign up with the code "FRIEND...

Sasheer Drives an Orange Limo to Work

May 06, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 47.2 MB

After talking the pitfalls of remote workouts, Nicole and Sasheer tell Nicole's dogs to shut up while mommy's working. Then they explain the rules of Too Hot to Handle and MASH, plus even play a round (of MASH, not Too Hot to Handle.) Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your friend has engaged in sexual misconduct and how quarantine has affected their friendship. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-...

Nicole Loves the Grasshopper Mouse

April 29, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MB

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk the perils of quarantine life including fights with your housemates, needing more attention, and having to fix toilets. Then they introduce us all to the mighty Grasshopper Mouse. Finally they answer some listener questions on sending a gift to an ex as friends, making in person friends through online groups, and... babies at fire stations? Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

Nicole Thinks Sasheer Will Die First

April 22, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

After clarifying that Coronavirus is not Nicole's fault, Nicole and Sasheer talk the sexual health of bath bombs, how to wash a washing machine, and who would survive in an apocalypse. Then they answer listener questions on when to cut a friend off completely, and if you can be friends with people you pay for services. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool!

April 15, 2020 04:00 - 59 minutes - 55.1 MB

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool! After talking through some self care go-tos, Nicole and Sasheer decide that one glass of wine doesn't affect your judgement, that maybe sleeping with the pool boy isn't hot, and that everyone needs to scrub! Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your weight comment offends a friend, how to handle a friend talking over your partner, and how to help a friend with a drinking problem. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship question...

Nicole Has A Council in Her Head

April 08, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.9 MB

After clarifying which power rangers are doing porn and which are deceased, Nicole & Sasheer talk their crushes on Patrick Stewart, the 2019 film The Fanatic starring John Travolta, and the limpest bizkit there ever was. Then they answer listener questions on meeting your friend's significant other, trying to change when you feel like you've been a bad friend, and staying in touch with friends who are long distance. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicolean...

Nicole Got Hit On Today!

April 01, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

Nicole got hit on today! Nicole & Sasheer talk getting nuzzled at the bar, stuffing bras to make trash tits, and debate if Nicole is humble. Then they answer listener questions about pole dancing technique, vacationing with couples even if you're single, and what to do you if you don't like your friend's friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

Sasheer Has Lost The Taste For It

March 25, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 43.2 MB

Pockets are trending! Nicole & Sasheer talk wearing flats to the governor’s ball, the disappearance of pockets in women’s clothes, fingering cold rice balls and the difference between grease gangs vs greece gangs. Plus, Sasheer clarifies how getting served bad food is exactly like being mauled by a dog. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when you don’t like your significant other’s friends and how Carrie (Fisher? Bradshaw?) should handle her dueling bridesmaids. Email or ...

Nicole Can Find Your Tabasco

March 18, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.8 MB

Happy Monday or Wednesday (or whenever you are listening to this)! Nicole & Sasheer discuss if the Statue of Liberty is holding an ice cream cone, Bojack Horseman dreams, Nicole’s mother’s perfume, books they are reading, Nicole doing what strangers’ ask, being an adult, and a deep dive into Goldilocks’ white privilege. Then they answer listener questions about how to handle a friend pulling away because you are “draining,” and if you should ask a former-hookup-now-friend how good you were! ...

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