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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

249 episodes - English - Latest episode: 26 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.4K ratings

Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.

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Nicole Cried On Her Ice-Cream

January 05, 2022 05:00 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MB

BING BING BONG! Happy New Year! Nicole and Sasheer catch up about a mean bartender, moaning in your sleep, crying over ice-cream, if we are a periodic table, why teachers were mean to Sasheer, what Peppa Pig is really about, that this podcast is really just Blues Clues, and Nicole’s hair care. Then, they answer listener questions on getting a book back after a friend break-up (which Sasheer can relate to), hear from a listener who recommends snore-solving techniques as well as informs us tha...

Nicole Wants To Know How You Put Your Bra On (Re-Release)

December 29, 2021 05:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

As we head into the new year, here is another classic Best Friends episode! Best Friends back - ALRIGHT! Sasheer talks about her experience dancing with two members of N*SYNC, Nicole tells stories about her recent visit  to Benihanas, and they plan their next besties trip. We get a BTS look at being an actor, and Nicole and Sasheer deep dive on their dream roles. Then, Nicole and Sasheer get into the age-old question of “How do you put your bra on?” and bring in the women of the Earwolf offi...

Sasheer is Excited to Learn About Drag with Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova (Re-Release)

December 22, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

Merry Everything! As a holiday treat, we are re-releasing a Best Friends classic episode! Nicole and Sasheer go in depth on their Emmy night, talking gowns, the food, and seeing Nicole’s face so big on the screen. Then, they interview Drag Queens Katya & Trixie Mattel on their friendship! We learn about their time on Drag Race, how they were deported from Australia together, the logic behind IT. With Trixie they choose their celeb alter ego’s (Howie Mandel, Issa Rae, and Lizzo), and with Kat...

Sasheer Would Not Murder For Nicole

December 15, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MB

Christmas cheer is near! This week, Nicole gives her predictions for the 2022 (she is now called Nicole-stradamus), and Sasheer explains penny loafers and shoulder pads. They discuss food in the air, learning how to surf, and take a quiz to see if they are more like Guinevere Beck, Or Love Quinn from You and discover if they would murder for each other! They take a second quiz (what a day!) to see what Christmas movie character would be their BFF, discuss a terrible cinnabon experience, Nico...

Nicole Forgets How Fun She Looks!

December 08, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

Hello! She’s thriving! This week we discuss that kid workouts are the future, if anyone wants Nicole’s baby gate, duck moms misplacing their babies, how yellow is a difficult color to wear on bottom, checking in on Nicole’s balloon pants, their dream inventions, who they want to be tomorrow, and not getting drunk and making a pizza. They wrap up by answering listener questions about boundaries around unvaxxed friends, superstitions around tattoos, spending time with people with different bel...

Sasheer Loves A Stadium Hot Dog

December 01, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MB

Update - Nicole DOES fart in her sleep. This week, Nicole and Sasheer grapple with this new information, discuss wrapping up season 3 of YOU (and implore casting to LET THEM IN!), give the cast high school superlatives, and ask “how’s Paco?!?”. For more conversation about you, check out our past episode titled Nicole And Sasheer Talk About You (The TV Show)! They take a quiz discussing what self-care rituals they should take up, discuss why no one thinks they are dating, Sasheer’s love of ho...

Nicole Always Goes Italian When In The Air

November 24, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

Did the tarot card stutter? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss meditation, thanksgiving plans, their favorite biscoff cookies, being confused on planes, Sasheer’s upcoming concerts and her bad relationship with weed, wedding after parties, a hippy flip, Nicole’s dreams for 2022, getting to know their neighbors, and Nicole’s recent tv discovery - The Office. They take a quiz to find out what kind of chair they are, and answer listener questions about connecting with the lgbtq+ community. P...

Sasheer Thinks Murder Is Hard Work

November 17, 2021 05:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MB

MAH-MAH-MAH-MAH-MAHHHH! Nicole & Sasheer dive into missing white women syndrome, Nicole’s dad’s bulk box of condoms, murder prevention hotlines, and how to read more books (the key is having a reading nook!). THEN we dive into the results from our how do you sleep survey! The results… are very interesting. You have to tune in to find out but here’s a sneak peak - Sasheer loves to sleep with socks on!  We wrap things up by answering a listener question about how to manage your late friends, a...

Nicole and Sasheer Talk About YOU (The TV Show)

November 10, 2021 05:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MB

**SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 3 OF YOU** Sasheer is joining us from a hotel where clothing is optional! They get into Nicole’s fears of being topless, and bringing her crescent moons to a party with rhombuses. Then, per usual, they dive into recapping YOU. They answer listener questions on what would happen if they were put in the box, would they fall in love with Joe (too late - they already have!), shipping Love & Theo, what if Joe got killed off, and who would they be in Season 4. Jordan has...

Nicole Will Beat Her Meat For Some Chocolate Chip Cookies

November 03, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MB

They are doing big things! Nicole and Sasheer catch up and lament that they haven’t been able to watch YOU together yet! Nicole shares about her new laundry routine and losing her car in a parking lot, Sasheer shares about always being late at the Alamo Drafthouse, and listens to a “feel good story.” They take a quiz where they stock up on groceries and it guesses their zodiac sign, discuss if fish is really a meat, and then take a second quiz to see what 90’s teen icon they are (twist - Nic...

Sasheer Needs To Know What Boudini Is!

October 27, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MB

Get in those sun fun guns! We figure out the different layers of the earth, discuss eating hot pizza, share about having TOO much fun at restaurants, explore Nicole’s total reversal on Teslas, and what even is electricity?!? They ask each other questions to learn more about each other, including “what is your biggest fear” and “What is your perfect day?". They wrap things up with a listener question about should you tell your friend you hooked up with her ex she still likes, a listener who k...

Nicole is Afraid of Baby Shark

October 20, 2021 04:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

WOW WOW WOW Nicole has gotten so much sleep! We reminisce on our favorite purple dinosaur, Sasheer’s secret password for picking her up, how to let people know your store sells plus-sized clothing. Jordan’s tinky-winky, if the muppets are scary, Nicole’s botox plans, and return again to Nicole’s confusion at Sasheer’s sleep habits. In fact, we want to hear from you! Do you sleep naked like Sasheer? Or fully clothed? Let us know at the link below! They take a quiz to determine their love lang...

Sasheer IS Wearing Bottoms

October 13, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

Pumpkin Pine season is upon us! We explore all the pumpkin-flavored treats out there, Nicole’s dislike of jack-o-lanterns, endless amounts of laundry, being late to the airport, the power of the placebo effect, Sasheer’s sleep cycle being off, and solve the mystery of where they watched the VMAs. They take a quiz to learn which Masked Singer they are, get listener recommendations on a black-owned candle shop and purple cow-print booties, and answer a listener question about a best-friend dis...

Nicole's Motto is YOLO

October 06, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

This week the besties are TV fanatics! Nicole and Sasheer get excited about attending the Emmys and Joe Goldberg from You, praise the amazingly talented Viola Davis, and take quizzes on what TV relationship they are and which show they should start watching next. Afterwards, they help a listener with making meaningful friendships when their partner is uncomfortable with having guests in the home, and share insightful advice on how to talk to people who may not always have the same views as y...

Sasheer Likes to Sleep Naked Every Night

September 29, 2021 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MB

Let your junk breathe, sleep naked! Sasheer and Nicole talk about their hair, what they wear (or don't wear) to sleep, balancing work and rest, traveling together, and helping each other stay fed like true sisters should do. Avalon, our favorite trans Target shopper, comes back to teach us some very useful Spanish phrases followed by Sasheer and Nicole giving advice on group chat drama and helping a listener be inclusive and fun while going clothes shopping with their plus-sized friend. Ema...

Nicole is a Manifesting (Procrastinating)

September 22, 2021 16:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MB

Does anybody remember why Sasheer likes chairs so much? Please tweet us! Nicole reminds Sasheer to dress sluttier, complains about having too many keys, laugh over funny sound bytes from each other, discuss OnlyFans taking away nude content but then bringing it back, the Adidas vs. Puma rivalry, the Right vs. Left Twix controversy, and the impending robot war caused by cars. They give a listener advice on how to not feel left behind by her best friend who is going through a positive transiti...

Sasheer Would Look For Hot Dogs Late At Night… Alone

September 15, 2021 04:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Farm Rio - if you are listening… Please sponsor us! Nicole describes her “balloon jeans” from madewell, their upcoming travel plans, Sasheer’s hot dog habits, Nicole’s trip to Mumford & Sons Nashville, a surprise drop-in from John and Clyde, and chartering chattering children. They take a quiz to learn what disney witch matches their personality, learn about new disney princesses, discussed Nicole’s airplane etiquette, and how babies smell really good. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with y...

Nicole Wouldn't Mind Being a Reverse Mermaid

September 08, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 39.4 MB

We at Best Friends think you should have whatever pleases you! We discuss high-school retainers, having a cold during the pandemic, appropriate ways to use the flag, do some “would you rathers” including “would you rather be a reverse centaur or reverse mermaid?”, if wedgies actually happen in real life, and where their high school bullies are now. They answer listener question about how to better support a best friend going through hard times, when it is appropriate to step back and not hel...

Sasheer’s Dream Car Is a Toyota Rav4

September 01, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 45.1 MB

Does someone have a gasket? Because Nicole needs to blow it! This week we discuss the new Ivy Park drop (and the lack of inclusive sizing), where last names come from, bathing habits, the cool teens on Nicole’s block, what car Sasheer should get, oil alternatives, the dangers of pregnancy, Nicole’s future child Argentinia, and essential high school classes. They read a listener email about ancient civilizations, and answer a listener question about how to “be good” at therapy. Email or call...

Nicole Likes Them Quiet In The Sheets And Loud In The Streets

August 25, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MB

Update - Sasheer is recording from her dining room this week! We discuss different cleaning styles, internal monologues, what’s on the way to Vegas, break down the movie Soul and why Sasheer didn’t like it, PMS, Bananas in Pajamas, Nicole’s next hairdo, all the purples Nicole knows, can you clog your pussy, and answer a listener question about how to help your friend who might be in a cult. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424...

Sasheer Will Live Anywhere That Isn’t Haunted

August 18, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

Hello - is it me you’re looking for? This week we discuss Lionel Ritchie’s magnetic performance energy, who they would want to wrestle, accidentally drinking vodka at the gym, where all the Lyft pink mustaches have gone, if Nicole remembered to close the top of her Jeep, and how to call 911 in another country. They take a quiz to find what cartoon character they are (and do a deep dive on how creepy Peter Pan is), get an update from the caller who had the question about their sister-in-law’s...

Nicole Hates Hotel Dresser Drawers: Re-Release

August 11, 2021 04:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MB

This week we are re-releasing a fan favorite episode - the chicken/egg conversation! Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with...

Nicole Said Bird Too Many Times

August 04, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 46.3 MB

Nicole is going cabaret! Will she win a Tony? Maybe! They discuss Sasheer’s Lilith Fair-style, say bird a lot, explain how flea market patrons are also pirates, check in on Master P, and research if anyone can get CTE. They take a quiz where they choose favorite foods to see what their best friend’s zodiac sign should be, answer a listener question on dealing with a homophobic roommate, and hear from a nurse who needed a little encouragement. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friends...

Sasheer’s Bees Are Finally Gone!

July 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

We get to hear the finale of the bee saga! We wish Sasheer’s bees all the best for their new lives in San Diego. Next segment, too many birds at Nicole’s house? We discuss how Nicole is DEFINITELY not a bug person (and neither is Sasheer), cover Nicole’s desire for a BBL, share some of Sasheer’s new pop history knowledge, and dive into skin routines. They take a quiz to see what reality show they would be on, Sasheer learns about Con Air, and they answer listener questions about balancing su...

Nicole Loves Big Spoons

July 21, 2021 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MB

What’s a girl gotta do to get a good bagel out here? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss being tipsy from brunch, Nicole’s passion for big spoons, what they are watching and how they wish it was a new season of 13 Reasons Why, the tour de force that is Zaila Avant-garde, if the pyramids were power plants, and what’s the deal with ancient civilizations? We get an update from a previous caller not knowing how to interact with a former best friend, and answer a question on whether to tell someon...

Sasheer Was Fully Screaming And No One Came To Help

July 14, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MB

Nicole is too supple for a hysterectomy! Nicole and Sasheer talk BBLs, that song that goes “doof doof doof doof”” (Touch It by Busta Rhymes), Sasheer’ future wedding look, and how much they love Megan Thee Stallion. They take a quiz to learn what kind of best friend they are and explore Nicole’s love of doors. And then, wrap it up by answering listener questions asking how to talk to friends about dating safely, and how to support and have fun with a friend about to have a baby. Email or c...

Nicole Won’t Fly on Kid Air

July 07, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 46.3 MB

This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving out toilet paper, Nicole’s discussed her bounty from the earth, and we receive what is HOPEFULLY our final bee update! Stuff started slipping right out of Nicole’s head, so she talked about her dog Clyde running on stage during her show, and they take a quiz where you make a pizza and it tells you how many kids you should have. Finally, they h...

Sasheer Wants Food Bones!

June 30, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.9 MB

Nicole starts the show by reading Sasheer’s tarot cards, and the results are INTENSE! But also promising! Sasheer then reads Nicole’s - which were mainly upside down and all about career. She wants to know about love! The share times the cards have been meaningful to them, discuss Sasheer’s upcoming move to Atlanta, and then dive back into questioning the Gregorian calendar. Nicole invents new numbers, and they rename teeth food bones. They take a quiz to see what decade they belong in, and ...

Nicole Would Dress Her Child In a White Tuxedo

June 23, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider which bosses they would have sex with (a la’ Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton), and discuss the work Nicole would do to get a dang job. Sasheer gives us a bee update, they share airplane horror stories and unpack how airlines treat people with disabilities, discover what DNA is, discuss overpopulation and how they are helping solve it, and go over Ni...

Sasheer Is Still Having Bee Trouble

June 16, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MB

After breaking up with her second bee-remover, Sasheer is befriending TikTok star Erika Thompson to solve her continuing bee trouble. Nicole shares about her unfortunate run-ins with the local wildlife, and they discuss silverfish and how gross they are, their upcoming trip to the Florida Keys, and Nicole’s decision to wake up earlier. They answer listener questions about how to deal with seeing a questionable best friend for the first time in a while, being ignored by friends/pressured to j...

Nicole Would Like Zero Changes

June 09, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.8 MB

Nicole got used to the new-normal, and doesn’t want another change. They then discuss the difference between Young Sheldon and The Good Doctor, explore bad memories from elementary school, wonder why you can’t eat in the grocery store, question the announcement that some airlines might start weighing people before a flight, and reminisce over travel woes before they both hit the road again. They end the episode taking a quiz to see which Disney Princess would be their best friend. Email or ...

Sasheer Says That Dinosaurs Are Chickens. She's Right!

June 02, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MB

Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don't know exactly what they look like while Sasheer shares the fascinating link between birds and dinosaurs. Nicole shares her love of Steve Harvey and they both see if they can name all of the Kings and Queens of Comedy. Plus, they take a quiz figuring out the Marvel duo that best represents their friendship and give great advice to a listener navig...

Nicole Lost Her Phone Again

May 26, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 39.4 MB

Nicole lost her phone again, and she and Sasheer spend time remembering all the other times Nicole has lost her phone. Nicole talks about her never-ending love of crocs, they discuss the need for wage increase, and Nicole tells a creepy story from her past babysitting days. Sasheer also shares her desire to make a commercial for chairs, and her excitement to stay in after she receives her second shot. They read a listicle about 17 surprising celeb friendships, Nicole recaps Interview with a ...

Sasheer Would Be A Chair On The Masked Singer

May 19, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MB

When does spring start again? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s closet frustrations, Kim Kardashian’s insane fridge, their favorite Masked Singer performance, thirteen different kinds of melon, and why The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was NOT true. Then, they answer listener questions about an ex’s new girlfriend and making a podcast with a friend when the friend is much more invested. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail...

Nicole & Sasheer Do "The One Hundredth"

May 12, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.8 MB

That's right! This is the 100th episode of Best Friends with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata - your favorite FRIENDS recap podcast. This week Nicole & Sasheer recap episode three in the fifth season of Friends: The One Hundredth. In this episode, Phoebe gives birth to the triplets, Chandler and Monica take the relationship to the next level, and Joey gives birth to kidney stones and makes a very inappropriate home movie! Nicole & Sasheer talk about the fashion, do a quiz to find out which Frien...

Nicole Is Looking For A Laminate Waterfall Coffee Table (If You Happen To Have One)

May 05, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 44.1 MB

This week, we get an update on Sasheer’s bee situation, and Nicole gets scared by John’s gentle offer for “more coffee.” We discuss the best kinds of ice to eat, bad tattoo experiences, and deep dive into Dhar Mann. Nicole suggests a way to solve racism, and they answer listener questions about how to feel connected in a workplace where everyone is very different from you, a listener who also pranks loved ones, and more. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: ni...

Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends with Naomi Ekperigin

April 28, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MB

This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series - Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by friend Naomi Ekperigin! They discuss the wild heat and power outages, their dogs' previous owners, going back to work on set, Naomi's Cameo pep talks, overcrowded Wahlburgers, Nicole intentionally forgetting people, and answered a question from a listener on when to step in when a friend cheats on their partner. If you enjoy this episode, che...

Best Friends Friends with Naomi Ekperigin

April 28, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 71.4 MB

This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series - Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by friend Naomi Ekperigin! They discuss the wild heat and power outages, their dogs' previous owners, going back to work on set, Naomi's Cameo pep talks, overcrowded Wahlburgers, Nicole intentionally forgetting people, and answered a question from a listener on when to step in when a friend cheats on their partner. If you enjoy this episode, chec...

Sasheer Is Pretty Sure Ranch Dressing DOES Expire

April 21, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 42.5 MB

Nicole and Sasheer DO have a theme song and you'll hear it in today's intro. They also discuss Nicole sending creepy things to her sister, the shelf life of ranch dressing, pondering where Nicole's boyfriend is, vision boards, the Olson sisters and the Olson Twins album, Raven Symoné, and how many people you know in your city. Then they take the quiz Answer Three Questions and We'll Give You A Signature Catchphrase. And for the grand finale, they give advice to your questions about productiv...

Nicole Wouldn't Leave the House If She Was Tripping NOW.

April 14, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 44.9 MB

Hi Friend, how are ya? Nicole and Sasheer are here to discuss Nicole's neon pussy sign, not having a TV in your bedroom, Sasheer's trash becoming another man's treasure, how African bees got to North America, Sasheer's hive trouble, Nicole's tripping story, Sasheer's a network diva (watch Home Economics on ABC!), and Mark Suckabug. Then they take the "quizziepoo" What Kind of Sexual Energy Do You Have? And they answer your questions about how to make friends with your partner's friend's par...

Sasheer Has Questions About How Gorilla Glue Saves Lives

April 07, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

OOOOH WOW! Sometimes a noise denotes a beginning, and sometimes a noise is just a noise - today it's a beginning and Nicole and Sasheer are ready to talk about all things coasters, closets, home improvement, HGTV, Nate & Jeremiah: Save My House, Tiny House Nation, how gorilla glue saves lives, airline stories, and Biscoff cookies. Then they take the quiz What Reality Show You're Perfect For Based On Your Personality. And finally, they debunk Karen Carpenter myths, and Jordan's dad, George, p...

Bonus Content! Real Good: Funding A Diverse Future

April 01, 2021 04:00 - 46 minutes - 63.6 MB

Today, we're featuring an episode of Real Good by US Bank in the feed. It's a podcast about intersectionality and the work we need to do to support a more equal future. This episode features Henri Pierre-Jacque from Harlem Capital, speaking about what a more equitable entrepreneurship landscape looks like. If you like what you heard, listen and subscribe to Real Good wherever you get your podcasts.

Nicole's Demure Troll and TittieTroll

March 31, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MB

After Nicole grapples with the evidence that she's 5'5" she and Sasheer discuss how TVs are measured and how they shouldn't double as toilet paper, Biggest Little Farm, favorite farm animals, debunking that turkeys die in the rain, chickens catching air out of the coup, survival of the fittest AND silliest, Austin Powers, Black mannequins, The Masked Singer, the ice skaters and hockey players Sasheer and Nicole know, female rappers, art is fun, tiny furniture, and Nicole's demure and tittie ...

Live @ Largo (Re-release)

March 24, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco t...

Sasheer Doesn't Have Anyone in Her Life That She Terrorizes

March 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch's Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccines, laughing at sea ducks, Nicole's new wig, VHS rewinders, cutting American Girl Doll's hair, terrorizing people, how much water you should drink, and TikTok videos gone wrong. Then, they take the quiz Prepare An Outfit and We Will Tell You What Kind Of People You Hate. And, they answer your questions about how to handle a friend who goes MIA ...

Nicole's Sport Mode Crocs!

March 10, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and Wanda Vision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

Sasheer Closed on Her House And Cleansed It of Haunted Butts!

March 03, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the call sheet! Nicole and Sasheer also discuss Nicole's beef with wallpaper tutorials, Sasheer's fervent stance on tv mounting, Nicole's house growing up, all things interior design, and lizards named Randal. Then they take the quiz, We Know What Disney Princess You are Based on Your Apartment Aesthetic. And finally, they answer your questions wi...

Nicole Pulls One Kernel Off The Cob at a Time

February 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer's new HOUSE, jewelry updates, thoughts on normalizing masks, missing quitting comedy every week, The Magic Castle, corn on the cob eating techniques, and crying when you discover something. Then they take the quiz These Would You Rather Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get. And, as always, they answer your questions. This week, Nicole...

Sasheer's Human-Sized Tote Bag

February 17, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MB

Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole's grandma, kid film, kid tweets, consequences of having kids, Hattie McDaniel and Beulah (or Beluga according to Nicole), doing one more step, learning classic comedy bits and comedy evolution, Solstice Intimates jeans, Nicole's sewing plan, a human sized tote bag for Sasheer, and Nicole doesn't know how tall she is. Then they (along with Kimmie on the Ke...

Nicole is Pouring One Out For Her Homie Not Breathing Him In

February 10, 2021 05:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer's new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be better in March, breathing in your homie and a PSA to "Pour One Out for Him, Don't Breathe Him In", Robinhood on reddit, the beginning of the class war, finding good vacations, and a check-in with engineer Jordan's upcoming album and Kimmie on the keys' dumplings! Then they take the quizziepoo Build a Pizza and We Will Tell You What Celeb You Wi...

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