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Berner Phone

296 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★ - 4.6K ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Episodes

Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting

April 21, 2023 06:21 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money

April 13, 2023 15:12 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks

April 07, 2023 04:13 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments

March 30, 2023 03:34 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MB

I'm coming to Vegas, Boston, Tarrytown, Newark, Oklahoma, and Louisville! Get tickets HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself

March 22, 2023 03:31 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems

March 09, 2023 05:06 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

Violet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun and cute!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery

March 01, 2023 15:18 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out she needed to be a comedian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs

February 22, 2023 23:23 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab

February 16, 2023 02:52 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

My arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family interventions, rehab, alcohol addiction, and some other fun lighter stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell

February 09, 2023 05:41 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

Jay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, his love life, and how he survives his hell. Get his new book 8 Rules of Love out now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love

February 03, 2023 00:23 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

Eli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I Didn't Know I Needed This" in spite of her anxiety and never ending chase for contentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind

January 23, 2023 22:34 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot

January 05, 2023 03:03 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MB

Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother

December 23, 2022 01:10 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert

December 14, 2022 18:03 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boyfriend. She has a great podcast called Gals on the Go and we LOVE her energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum

December 08, 2022 15:31 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MB

Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Guess, and many more. She talks about how she got discovered in a mall in Connecticut and started working while still in high school. She opens up about how she was pressured to spend $10k on designer clothes whenever she shopped in Paris from her agencies, losing weight for campaigns, being rejected, ...

Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace

November 26, 2022 20:18 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MB

Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of feminism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted

November 16, 2022 21:18 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB

You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has effected his mental health, his sex life, and his journey to find happiness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up

November 11, 2022 20:44 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MB

Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health has changed since motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism

November 03, 2022 22:16 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton

October 28, 2022 19:04 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MB

Audrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifestyle, obsession with buying designer, surgical procedures, and strong opinions on men in Murray Hill. Her honesty and openness were perfect for hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal

October 20, 2022 03:33 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (my sister-in-law and new mom) comes on to discuss the realities of pregnancy that people don't talk about. She also tells us what baby products are worth buying and which ones you shouldn't waste your time with. Lastly, my brother comes on and I make him answer some of my 'Han on the Street" question...

Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas

October 17, 2022 00:56 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Tank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he started his successful business and what happened with his failed ones. He also opens up about sobriety, depression, fatherhood, and life after covid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce

October 10, 2022 21:13 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible. Get tickets to my stand up HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity

September 30, 2022 20:44 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Jade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los Angeles with a successful father in the music industry, falling in love in an unpredictable way, not playing by the rules, her honest opinion on Botox, and how she handles her depression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections

September 24, 2022 03:23 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MB

Andrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explained to me when she first discovered her talent for impressions, how she's used humor as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma, and how she deals with her anxiety. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity

September 18, 2022 19:01 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MB

Let's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to communicating to your partner, to pegging, to toys, butt stuff, keeping it spicy in long term relationships, and I'm getting turned on just typing this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown

September 10, 2022 16:38 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MB

She is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her TikTok. She gives me PR moves for my brand, opens up about grief, predicting the future, and depression. She previously couldn't get a job in PR and now everyone wants to work with her. Listen to how she survives her hell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds

September 02, 2022 20:41 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

Krista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything about shadow work, starseeds, physical heart boundary practice and tarot cards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice

August 27, 2022 00:43 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

My husband is in hell this week! We answer a bunch of advise questions submitted by the little devils and I ask him some of my own questions as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems

August 22, 2022 02:15 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Hunter March is an extremely successful host who has been on E!, Netflix, and The Game Show Network. He's hilarious, informative, and opens up about his family, relationships, surviving Los Angeles, and living his dream of being the host with the mostest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals

August 14, 2022 02:32 - 1 hour - 64 MB

Danny LoPriore was a Vine star who has created a whole career out of making people laugh. He opens up about his darkest mental health struggles and how he dug himself out of that time to be better than ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation

August 06, 2022 15:30 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Hilarious comedian and podcaster, Annie Lederman, has a chaotic trip to hell. She discusses her similarities with Hannah, they get a call from Bonnie McFarlane, and she explains how went from living in her car to becoming the person she wants to be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable

July 27, 2022 03:36 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

For the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years to have a baby. She's tried everything and she explains everything you need to know about egg freezing, embryos, and IVF. She is still in the process of getting pregnant. Infertility affects one in eight women and no one talks about it... until now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes

July 20, 2022 21:20 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Morgan Absher was an occupational therapist... and then covid hit. She found herself scrolling reddit and the deep dark web to escape the reality of the pandemic. 8 months later, she launched a podcast that broke the internet call Two Hot Takes with almost 3 million followers on TikTok. Today, she reveals all the demons behind her journey of starting Two Hot Takes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever

July 14, 2022 18:54 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

My last pod in LA! Violet Benson welcomed me back into her home and we got an update about the guy she met on NYC, her mental health and so much more. I also went on her podcast Almost Adulting, so don't miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen & Bisexual Baddie

July 06, 2022 13:26 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MB

Victoria Paris is blowing up because of her fashion, home decor, sense of humor, and overall business savvy. She explains how she grew her social media to over 1.5 million followers, how she handles haters, performative social media relationships, and coming out in the public eye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast

June 29, 2022 23:07 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Harry is back and is as hilarious as ever. He is in a new relationship so I get all the deets on why he decided to stop having seggs with everyone in LA. We also talk about his career and where is mental health is now that he is in love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

June 25, 2022 06:12 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Delaney Rowe is an actress and content creator who grew up in Idaho and just hit 1 million followers on TikTok! We have a huge girl crush on her because she is hilarious, smart, and very good looking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jessica Kirson: Hysterical & Relatively Sane

June 18, 2022 02:39 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins hell to discuss having a mom who is a therapist, losing a lot of weight, becoming a mom, and what it's really like to be a woman in comedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ciara Miller: Disrupting The Hamptons & Seasonal Depression

June 10, 2022 18:05 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Ciara Miller finally comes to hell to talk about her demons. She explains her transition from being a traveling nurse to moving to NYC to go on a reality show. We discuss the reality of our friendship, her controversial dress at my wedding, get an update on her dating life, her passion for home decor, NYC men vs Atlanta man, and at 44 minutes she explains what it was actually like to be the first black person casted on a Hamptons show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick

June 02, 2022 03:49 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Leah McSweeney is a bad biatch who is a little too comfortable in hell. She talks about her new book about her life, Chaos Theory. She talks about her business, being a mother, her recent darkness, and how she maintains her sanity in her beautiful chaotic life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls

May 27, 2022 00:13 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

Comedian Ashley Gavin has blown up on TikTok and is enjoying touring the country... while being single. Her life has changed a lot during the pandemic and we discuss her happiness levels. We also talk about straight vs lesbian sex and she blew my mind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean Donnelly: Recovering People Pleaser & Intermittent Faster

May 20, 2022 02:27 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Comedian Sean Donnelly is Hannah's hilarious neighbor. He has been on The Late Show with David Letterman, Conan, NBC’s Last Comic Standing and just launched a new podcast called Brand New Jerks. He has recovered from a divorce, lost a lot of weight, and is currently working on not being a people pleaser. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lenore Berner: Being My Mom & Reparenting

May 11, 2022 17:18 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

The woman, the myth, the legend, my mother, is in hell today! We talk about understanding our anxiety, reparenting the voice in our heads, how parenting has changed, Dr. Becky's best advice, and becoming a better person from understanding how you were raised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories

May 05, 2022 01:36 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MB

The tea in hell is piping hot because Claire Parker has read a bunch of celebrity memoirs so you don't have to. We discuss the controversies and conspiracy theories around Will smith, Tommy Lee, Lynn Spears, Emily Ratakowski, Katie Couric, Olivia Munn, Travis Barker, Jessica Simpson, and Hillsong Church. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons

April 28, 2022 01:47 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

You may know her as Ren from Even Stevens, Belle on Broadway, or the voice of Kim Possible! Christy Carlson Romano invited me into her gorgeous home in Austin to discuss the reality of being a Disney star, her partying days, choosing to be sober, finding the love of her life, becoming a mom, advocating for child actors, and her current career aspirations. It's a hot one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks & Smelling JLo

April 21, 2022 20:37 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

Gianmarco Soresi is a hilarious comic, actor, and writer who opens up about his sleep problems, breakdowns at Starbucks, and what it was actually like to be on set with Jennifer Lopez. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity

April 14, 2022 22:42 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Talia and I met at an airport and quickly fell in love. She blew up based off of TikTok videos where she talks about stuff she hates. She has gotten a lot of backlash but she also has a lot of supporters who hate the rampant toxic positivity on the internet. I ask her about her demons to see how she became the philosopher of all the hate in the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talie Lichstein: The Philosopher of Negativity & Hate

April 14, 2022 22:42 - 1 hour - 91 MB

Talia and I met at an airport and quickly fell in love. She blew up based off of TikTok videos where she talks about stuff she hates. She has gotten a lot of backlash but she also has a lot of supporters who hate the rampant toxic positivity on the internet. I ask her about her demons to see how she became the philosopher of all the hate in the world. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guests

Ashley Gavin
2 Episodes
Nikki Glaser
2 Episodes
Andrew Collin
1 Episode
Daryn Carp
1 Episode
Doug Smith
1 Episode
Dylan Palladino
1 Episode
Esther Povitsky
1 Episode
Gabby Bernstein
1 Episode
Jackie Schimmel
1 Episode
Jared Freid
1 Episode
Lauren Ash
1 Episode
Olivia Caridi
1 Episode
Robby Hayes
1 Episode
Taylor Strecker
1 Episode