Berner Phone
310 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★ - 4.6K ratingsThe Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.
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Episodes
Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics
July 25, 2023 17:39 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBThis week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of navigating finances and negotiations. I have stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tuscon, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Get tickets here!
Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion
July 20, 2023 18:46 - 1 hour - 110 MBSabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays “the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer” on her viral TikToks. She explains why she’s wearing a wedding ring, makes a bold claim about pizza, talks about childhood bullies, and why she embraces cringe. Come to my stand up shows: Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, and more! Get tickets here!
Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy
July 13, 2023 13:16 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBThe gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here!
Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion
July 12, 2023 16:38 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBThe internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here!
Cat Cohen: Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy
July 08, 2023 01:27 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBThe gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed
June 29, 2023 21:48 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBEmily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how to have smarter sex! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward
June 23, 2023 01:47 - 1 hour - 66 MBComedian Carmen Lynch is on the show to talk about her new special coming out! See her record her special live at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on June 26th. Tickets here! I have stand up shows coming up in NYC, Newark, Westhampton, Tarrytown, Connecticut, Texas, Arizona, Chicago, Milwaukee, and more! Get tickets here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies
June 11, 2023 19:52 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBAshley is back with a new comedy special out that I LOVED! Watch it here! She opens up about her open relationship, how is happened, and how it's going! She also talks about the process of creating her first special and creating comedy as a lesbian in a straightt male dominated field. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic
June 02, 2023 17:12 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBMichael Blaustein is a comedian and cohost of Stiff Socks who stopped by hell. He was hard to break but I ultimately did it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma
May 25, 2023 12:33 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBDes is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interesting in adopting this little angel, check her out here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter
May 18, 2023 16:35 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBThe icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, understanding warning signs in her body and mind, working in a male dominated industry, and becoming a parent this summer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps
May 11, 2023 18:55 - 49 minutes - 45 MBPatrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History
May 03, 2023 04:02 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MB@Octopusslover8 is blowing up the internet right now, so we HAD to have him in hell! Jake Shane should win an Oscar for his hilarious relatable reenactments of historical events and I got to ask him about his creative process, friendships, rise to fame, and anxieties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing
April 26, 2023 22:14 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBJeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other makeup lines, hookups, and self help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting
April 21, 2023 06:21 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBBenny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money
April 13, 2023 15:12 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBBARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks
April 07, 2023 04:13 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBBrian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments
March 30, 2023 03:34 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBI'm coming to Vegas, Boston, Tarrytown, Newark, Oklahoma, and Louisville! Get tickets HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself
March 22, 2023 03:31 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBElla explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems
March 09, 2023 05:06 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBViolet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun and cute!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery
March 01, 2023 15:18 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBJoanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out she needed to be a comedian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs
February 22, 2023 23:23 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBKen joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab
February 16, 2023 02:52 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBMy arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family interventions, rehab, alcohol addiction, and some other fun lighter stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell
February 09, 2023 05:41 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBJay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, his love life, and how he survives his hell. Get his new book 8 Rules of Love out now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love
February 03, 2023 00:23 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBEli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I Didn't Know I Needed This" in spite of her anxiety and never ending chase for contentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind
January 23, 2023 22:34 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBMaddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot
January 05, 2023 03:03 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBMatt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother
December 23, 2022 01:10 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBPaulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert
December 14, 2022 18:03 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBBrooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boyfriend. She has a great podcast called Gals on the Go and we LOVE her energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum
December 08, 2022 15:31 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBEmily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Guess, and many more. She talks about how she got discovered in a mall in Connecticut and started working while still in high school. She opens up about how she was pressured to spend $10k on designer clothes whenever she shopped in Paris from her agencies, losing weight for campaigns, being rejected, ...
Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace
November 26, 2022 20:18 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBFrancis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of feminism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted
November 16, 2022 21:18 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBYou may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has effected his mental health, his sex life, and his journey to find happiness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up
November 11, 2022 20:44 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBAmanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health has changed since motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism
November 03, 2022 22:16 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBMichael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton
October 28, 2022 19:04 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBAudrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifestyle, obsession with buying designer, surgical procedures, and strong opinions on men in Murray Hill. Her honesty and openness were perfect for hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal
October 20, 2022 03:33 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBIt's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (my sister-in-law and new mom) comes on to discuss the realities of pregnancy that people don't talk about. She also tells us what baby products are worth buying and which ones you shouldn't waste your time with. Lastly, my brother comes on and I make him answer some of my 'Han on the Street" question...
Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas
October 17, 2022 00:56 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBTank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he started his successful business and what happened with his failed ones. He also opens up about sobriety, depression, fatherhood, and life after covid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce
October 10, 2022 21:13 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBJiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible. Get tickets to my stand up HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity
September 30, 2022 20:44 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBJade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los Angeles with a successful father in the music industry, falling in love in an unpredictable way, not playing by the rules, her honest opinion on Botox, and how she handles her depression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections
September 24, 2022 03:23 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBAndrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explained to me when she first discovered her talent for impressions, how she's used humor as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma, and how she deals with her anxiety. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity
September 18, 2022 19:01 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBLet's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to communicating to your partner, to pegging, to toys, butt stuff, keeping it spicy in long term relationships, and I'm getting turned on just typing this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown
September 10, 2022 16:38 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MBShe is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her TikTok. She gives me PR moves for my brand, opens up about grief, predicting the future, and depression. She previously couldn't get a job in PR and now everyone wants to work with her. Listen to how she survives her hell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds
September 02, 2022 20:41 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBKrista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything about shadow work, starseeds, physical heart boundary practice and tarot cards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice
August 27, 2022 00:43 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBMy husband is in hell this week! We answer a bunch of advise questions submitted by the little devils and I ask him some of my own questions as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems
August 22, 2022 02:15 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBHunter March is an extremely successful host who has been on E!, Netflix, and The Game Show Network. He's hilarious, informative, and opens up about his family, relationships, surviving Los Angeles, and living his dream of being the host with the mostest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals
August 14, 2022 02:32 - 1 hour - 64 MBDanny LoPriore was a Vine star who has created a whole career out of making people laugh. He opens up about his darkest mental health struggles and how he dug himself out of that time to be better than ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation
August 06, 2022 15:30 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBHilarious comedian and podcaster, Annie Lederman, has a chaotic trip to hell. She discusses her similarities with Hannah, they get a call from Bonnie McFarlane, and she explains how went from living in her car to becoming the person she wants to be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable
July 27, 2022 03:36 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBFor the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years to have a baby. She's tried everything and she explains everything you need to know about egg freezing, embryos, and IVF. She is still in the process of getting pregnant. Infertility affects one in eight women and no one talks about it... until now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes
July 20, 2022 21:20 - 49 minutes - 45 MBMorgan Absher was an occupational therapist... and then covid hit. She found herself scrolling reddit and the deep dark web to escape the reality of the pandemic. 8 months later, she launched a podcast that broke the internet call Two Hot Takes with almost 3 million followers on TikTok. Today, she reveals all the demons behind her journey of starting Two Hot Takes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever
July 14, 2022 18:54 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBMy last pod in LA! Violet Benson welcomed me back into her home and we got an update about the guy she met on NYC, her mental health and so much more. I also went on her podcast Almost Adulting, so don't miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.