Backwater Bastards
441 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 61 ratingsA team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.
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S01 Ep. 17: The Glowing Hammer
July 25, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 34.6 MBChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And all pissing of roof tops into some guys pool. When a couple of elves who were up to no good. Started making trouble in our neighbourhood. We got in one little fight and Baron got scared. He said ‘Im drinking some more, if were going out there” Our heroes are levelled up, rested and ready for the next adventure! If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show...
017 - The Glowing Hammer
July 25, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 53 MBChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And all pissing of roof tops into some guys pool. When a couple of elves who were up to no good. Started making trouble in our neighbourhood. We got in one little fight and Baron got scared. He said ‘Im drinking some more, if were going out there” Our heroes are levelled up, rested and ready for the next adventure! If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show...
016 - Level UP!
July 17, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBThe Grey Dragon Holiday Special. Join us in a warm tavern-side chat. What holiday? Every day is a holiday at the Grey Dragon. No festivities are complete without presents! Gearing up new spells and abilities (and bottles of liquor) to use on the next adventure... If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes a...
S01 Ep. 16: Level UP!
July 17, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBThe Grey Dragon Holiday Special. Join us in a warm tavern-side chat. What holiday? Every day is a holiday at the Grey Dragon. No festivities are complete without presents! Gearing up new spells and abilities (and bottles of liquor) to use on the next adventure... If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes a...
Saddle up! You're in for a ride - An origin story. Pt 3
July 08, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBStranded in the dessert, the treasure is getting away, and a supernatural sandstorm is approaching. Baron and Cedric must make a daring high speed chase to get to safety, the treasure and vengeance! If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game. Blazn...
Gold and Wine - An origin story. Pt 2
June 27, 2018 23:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBAfter venturing deep into the desert, the Baron and his new life long pal, and accountant discover that theres trouble down at the ol' copper mine. Ghoulish voices, fleeting foot steps and then bang! attacked by skeletons. . . . who speak common? Somethings not right? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itu...
When silver meets bronze - An origin story. Pt 1
June 19, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 69 MBCast your minds back, back to when The Baron found himself in The Silver City of Droma With a bronze mine ( Copper ) and needed to enilist the help of the best accountant money can buy. Who ya gonna call? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game....
015 - Welcome to the holy gun show With Pauline Voß
June 06, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBA few healing words may be used willy nilly, and perhaps we all ask for advantage a bit to much but hey! the bastards are drunk RL and its a hustle out there. The finale is here. Talmorris returns and the tutorial start seems to be doomed! or is it? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5...
S01 Ep. 15: Welcome to the holy gun show With Pauline Voß
June 06, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 40.7 MBA few healing words may be used willy nilly, and perhaps we all ask for advantage a bit to much but hey! the bastards are drunk RL and its a hustle out there. The finale is here. Talmorris returns and the tutorial start seems to be doomed! or is it? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5...
S01 Ep. 14: A hole lot of trouble With Pauline Voß
May 30, 2018 23:00 - 52 minutes - 24.1 MBThe holes in the roof are slightly bigger than the holes in the plot! The chaotic conclusion of our battle with gods hell-bent on making a mess of our new homestead. Telmorris is going to have a fit when he sees the mess they've made. If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and...
014 - A hole lot of trouble With Pauline Voß
May 30, 2018 23:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBThe holes in the roof are slightly bigger than the holes in the plot! The chaotic conclusion of our battle with gods hell-bent on making a mess of our new homestead. Telmorris is going to have a fit when he sees the mess they've made. If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and...
S01 Ep. 13: Splash Damage With Pauline Voß
May 22, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 27.7 MBThe proverbial shit would be hitting the fan, if it wasn't transported to another dimension before it got there! Artefacts and useless cats, we've got some uninvited guests we're trying to shoo out of our new digs, but they're set on destroying the world. If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give ...
013 - Splash Damage With Pauline Voß
May 22, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBThe proverbial shit would be hitting the fan, if it wasn't transported to another dimension before it got there! Artefacts and useless cats, we've got some uninvited guests we're trying to shoo out of our new digs, but they're set on destroying the world. If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give ...
S01 Ep. 12: A Holy unexpected turn
April 25, 2018 23:00 - 54 minutes - 25.2 MBThe three are united but will the ritual be complete? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game. Support the show, send us your gold coins. https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amun...
012 - A Holy unexpected turn
April 25, 2018 23:00 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MBThe three are united but will the ritual be complete? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game. Support the show, send us your gold coins. https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amun...
Baron & Blaznak. An origin story. Pt 2
April 19, 2018 23:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBThe Roof is on fire, the Baron is Baron, and Blaznak has the luck of the roll. This is how the formidable duo meet, how could it go wrong? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over t...
Baron & Blaznak. An origin story. Pt 1
April 18, 2018 23:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBBaron & Blaznak. An origin story. Pt 1 The nobleman Baron Débauché stumbles across a small tavern in the quiet village of Hogswater, though he's not alone. Zealous elves, drunk swineherds, orc rockabilly barkeeps and a damsel in distress! what can save the day? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwater...
S01 Ep. 11: Here's Blaznak
April 11, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MB"THE THREE WILL BE UNITED, LONG LIVE THE ANCIENT ONES... " Blaznak has interrupted a rather large cultist meeting and has been met with a familiar face from the past... What do these cultists want with the bastards? Who is Tess the barmaid REALLY? And will Coward the cat ever be useful in a fight? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or bet...
011 - Here's Blaznak
April 11, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MB"THE THREE WILL BE UNITED, LONG LIVE THE ANCIENT ONES... " Blaznak has interrupted a rather large cultist meeting and has been met with a familiar face from the past... What do these cultists want with the bastards? Who is Tess the barmaid REALLY? And will Coward the cat ever be useful in a fight? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or bet...
S01 Ep. 10: Coward
April 04, 2018 23:00 - 54 minutes - 25.3 MBBlaznak faces off against a creature dumber then his failed intelligence rolls, and unless he lays down the law, he may receive a few more cat scratches. Talmorris continues to be Talmorris and the three shall be one? What is this chant? What could it mean? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and giv...
010 - Coward
April 04, 2018 23:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBBlaznak faces off against a creature dumber then his failed intelligence rolls, and unless he lays down the law, he may receive a few more cat scratches. Talmorris continues to be Talmorris and the three shall be one? What is this chant? What could it mean? If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and giv...
009 - Here kitty kitty
March 22, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBAfter their disturbing meeting with Griselda the Keg Queen the gang head back to the Grey Dragon, refreshed, restock and head out to the Barons estate. Something seems to have moved in already though, and Blaznak is out to make new friends. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] I...
S01 Ep. 09 Here kitty kitty
March 22, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBAfter their disturbing meeting with Griselda the Keg Queen the gang head back to the Grey Dragon, refreshed, restock and head out to the Barons estate. Something seems to have moved in already though, and Blaznak is out to make new friends. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] I...
S01 Ep. 08: Why Did he jump in the canal?
March 15, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBWhy did that strange man jump into the canal? Our heroes head back to The Grey Dragon for some hearty lentil stew and to pay their debts. Though they are about to be detoured... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a ...
008 - Why Did he jump in the canal?
March 15, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBWhy did that strange man jump into the canal? Our heroes head back to The Grey Dragon for some hearty lentil stew and to pay their debts. Though they are about to be detoured... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a ...
007 - Escaping the adventures guild
March 08, 2018 00:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBOur heroes have come home, now time to hand in that quest and get back to the Grey Dragon. What could go wrong? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5sta...
S01 Ep. 07: Escaping the adventures guild
March 08, 2018 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBOur heroes have come home, now time to hand in that quest and get back to the Grey Dragon. What could go wrong? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5sta...
006 - Giddy up Kobold
March 06, 2018 00:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MBOur Bastards find themselves in a crumbling room surrounded by enemies. It's gonna take a cunning plan and some high rolls if they ever want to make it home to the Grey Dragon. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a f...
S01 Ep. 06: Giddy up Kobold
March 06, 2018 00:00 - 54 minutes - 24.9 MBOur Bastards find themselves in a crumbling room surrounded by enemies. It's gonna take a cunning plan and some high rolls if they ever want to make it home to the Grey Dragon. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a f...
005 - Hammer Time
March 05, 2018 00:00 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBArmed with a shiny new hammer, Blaznak fights an impossible battle on two fronts. A powerful Kobold magic-user is making things difficult for our heroes while they decide how to deal with their less-than-honest party members. Meanwhile the Baron is too sober to fight. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. ba...
S01 Ep. 05: Hammer Time
March 05, 2018 00:00 - 41 minutes - 19 MBArmed with a shiny new hammer, Blaznak fights an impossible battle on two fronts. A powerful Kobold magic-user is making things difficult for our heroes while they decide how to deal with their less-than-honest party members. Meanwhile the Baron is too sober to fight. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. ba...
004 - Don’t look down
March 04, 2018 00:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBAfter a nights rest the Backwater Bastards are heading into the temple, What horrors, traps, treasures or plot lines will they notice or miss? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on ove...
S01 Ep. 04: Don’t look down
March 04, 2018 00:00 - 47 minutes - 22 MBAfter a nights rest the Backwater Bastards are heading into the temple, What horrors, traps, treasures or plot lines will they notice or miss? If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on ove...
003 - Everything's coming up Baron
March 03, 2018 00:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MBSurrounded and facing difficult odds, the Backwater Bastards continue their battle outside the temple. As Blaznak and Cedrik desperately fend off an army of enemies, Baron De'Bauche is in a spot of trouble as he squares off against the powerful enemy leader... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterb...
S01 Ep. 03: Everything's coming up Baron
March 03, 2018 00:00 - 38 minutes - 17.7 MBSurrounded and facing difficult odds, the Backwater Bastards continue their battle outside the temple. As Blaznak and Cedrik desperately fend off an army of enemies, Baron De'Bauche is in a spot of trouble as he squares off against the powerful enemy leader... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterb...
002 - A Rocky Start
March 02, 2018 00:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBAlong with the Magdene the paladin and the mysterious wizard Derren, the Backwater Bastards continue to fight their way through the jungle towards the temple, the treasure and the vaunted position within the Rhalloran Adventurers Guild. Off to a rocky start, the party must first defeat a competing team of Ninja-like adventurers. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then ...
S01 Ep. 02: A Rocky Start
March 02, 2018 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.4 MBAlong with the Magdene the paladin and the mysterious wizard Derren, the Backwater Bastards continue to fight their way through the jungle towards the temple, the treasure and the vaunted position within the Rhalloran Adventurers Guild. Off to a rocky start, the party must first defeat a competing team of Ninja-like adventurers. If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_bastards/ If you have any fan art then ...
001 - The Grey Dragon
March 01, 2018 00:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBThree adventurers from backwater towns find their way to the bustling metropolis of Rhalloran, join a party and set about proving themselves as adventurers. The charismatic, drunken nobleman Baron De'Bauche, the wide-eyed and rambunctious son of a swine-heard Blaznak and the clerical, accountant gnome Cedrik set off into the jungle in search of a rumoured treasure... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_ba...
S01 Ep. 01: The Grey Dragon
March 01, 2018 00:00 - 40 minutes - 18.7 MBThree adventurers from backwater towns find their way to the bustling metropolis of Rhalloran, join a party and set about proving themselves as adventurers. The charismatic, drunken nobleman Baron De'Bauche, the wide-eyed and rambunctious son of a swine-heard Blaznak and the clerical, accountant gnome Cedrik set off into the jungle in search of a rumoured treasure... If you have eyes and want to see pictures of our adventures, Head over to our instagram page. www.instagram.com/backwater_ba...
Welcome new adventurer! Please Listen to this first.
August 22, 2017 23:00 - 3 minutes - 2.16 MBWelcome new adventurer! If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review. Staring Taylor van Biljon Edited Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Coordinator - Nekola Art this week by Daniel Matthews Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! [email protected] Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)
Welcome fellow adventurer! Please Listen to this first
August 22, 2017 23:00 - 3 minutes - 2.8 MBWelcome fellow adventurer! If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected] Support the show, send us your gold coins. https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet! Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game. Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen Haex Masath, Outlaw m...