Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast
441 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 61 ratingsA team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.
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016 - The Replicant.2 ft Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice.
July 30, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBJoin us and the Backwater Bastards as they begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body. It shouldn't be that hard, right? Episode art by Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice - Staring DM Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and s...
Orbital Refuse - S1E16: The Replicant Part 2 [feat. Lucas]
July 30, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBJoin us and the Backwater Bastards as they begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body. It shouldn't be that hard, right? Episode art by Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice - Staring DM Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and s...
S1E15: The Replicant Part 1 [feat. Lucas]
July 29, 2020 20:00 - 1 hourJoin us and DM Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as we begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body. It shouldn't be that hard, right? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra - Daniel Matthews Featuring Guest DM AND Sound Editing: Lucas Duff of Ballad of the Seven Dice Episode art by Taylor van Biljon Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl...
015 - The Replicant.1 ft Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice.
July 29, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBJoin us and Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as we begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body. It shouldn't be that hard, right? Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice is joining us for this grand adventure and also edited this episode! If you are a fan of his voice and DMing then please head over and check out their show! Ballad of the Seven Dice Episode art by Taylor van Biljon - Staring DM Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice The gator Father, the Drago...
Orbital Refuse - S1E15: The Replicant Part 1 [feat. Lucas]
July 29, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBJoin us and Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as we begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body. It shouldn't be that hard, right? Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice is joining us for this grand adventure and also edited this episode! If you are a fan of his voice and DMing then please head over and check out their show! Ballad of the Seven Dice Episode art by Taylor van Biljon - Staring DM Lucas from - Ballad of the Seven Dice The gator Father, the Drago...
S1E14: I Got Blasted at Bengaman's [feat. SETH]
July 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hourThe PARTY RAGES ON with the third and final event in our birthday saga. The time of the laser tag and the bowling has passed. The carnage left in those great theatres of battle was only a shade of the struggle in this quest for the one warp coil. And now in this, the final hour- behind the pizza-slick shroud of RANGO™® the deceiver of Bengaman's- our fellowship gathers in the neon light of an arcade and our man of no name but of many birthdays is challenged to a dance-off. (Yo! Bastards! It ...
014 - I Got Blasted at Bengamans [feat. SETH from Cheaper by the dungeon]
July 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe PARTY RAGES ON with the third and final event in our birthday saga. The time of the laser tag and the bowling has passed. The carnage left in those great theatres of battle was only a shade of the struggle in this quest for the one warp coil. And now in this, the final hour- behind the pizza-slick shroud of RANGO™® the deceiver of Bengamen's- our fellowship gathers in the neon light of an arcade and our man of no name but of many birthdays is challenged to a dance-off. (Yo! Bastards! ...
Orbital Refuse - S1E14: I Got Blasted at Bengamans [feat. SETH]
July 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThe PARTY RAGES ON with the third and final event in our birthday saga. The time of the laser tag and the bowling has passed. The carnage left in those great theatres of battle was only a shade of the struggle in this quest for the one warp coil. And now in this, the final hour- behind the pizza-slick shroud of RANGO™® the deceiver of Bengamen's- our fellowship gathers in the neon light of an arcade and our man of no name but of many birthdays is challenged to a dance-off. (Yo! Bastards! ...
S1E14: I Got Blasted at Bengamans [feat. SETH]
July 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe PARTY RAGES ON with the third and final event in our birthday saga. The time of the laser tag and the bowling has passed. The carnage left in those great theatres of battle was only a shade of the struggle in this quest for the one warp coil. And now in this, the final hour- behind the pizza-slick shroud of RANGO™® the deceiver of Bengamen's- our fellowship gathers in the neon light of an arcade and our man of no name but of many birthdays is challenged to a dance-off. (Yo! Bastards! ...
S1E13: Bengaman's Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH]
July 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourThe Birthdaying continues with PART TWO of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWLING straight through the next wholesome alien family. When will it end? (Never. Birthday FOREVER. Get those tokens, kids. Daddy needs a new warp coil.) (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical ...
013 - Bengamans Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH from CHeaper by the dungeon]
July 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MBThe Birthdaying continues with part two of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWLING straight through the next wholesome alien family. When will it end? (Never. Birthday FOREVER. Get those tokens, kids. Daddy needs a new warp coil.) (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical...
S1E13: Bengamans Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH]
July 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBThe Birthdaying continues with part two of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWLING straight through the next wholesome alien family. When will it end? (Never. Birthday FOREVER. Get those tokens, kids. Daddy needs a new warp coil.) (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical...
013 - Bengamans Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH from Cheaper by the dungeon]
July 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBThe Birthdaying continues with part two of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWLING straight through the next wholesome alien family. When will it end? (Never. Birthday FOREVER. Get those tokens, kids. Daddy needs a new warp coil.) (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical...
Orbital Refuse - S1E13: : Bengamans Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH]
July 16, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThe Birthdaying continues with part two of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWLING straight through the next wholesome alien family. When will it end? (Never. Birthday FOREVER. Get those tokens, kids. Daddy needs a new warp coil.) (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical...
Orbital Refuse - S1E12: TMWNN, Squid, & KAK [feat. SETH]
July 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBDid somebody say... BIRTHDAY? Herodotus is busy bonding with the ovum - so Cleo and the Doctor are OUT! Join them as their ship breaks down at Bengamen's family fun milkshake and mind games emporium - a battleground that one of our Bastards knows far too well... (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical friend rings together and summoned DM SETH™ from neighboring podcast, Cheaper by the Dungeon to take his place so that HE COULD P...
012 - TMWNN, Squid, & KAK [feat. SETH from Cheaper by the dungeon]
July 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBDid somebody say... BIRTHDAY? Herodotus is busy bonding with the ovum - so Cleo and the Doctor are OUT! Join them as their ship breaks down at Bengamen's family fun milkshake and mind games emporium - a battleground that one of our Bastards knows far too well... (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical friend rings together and summoned DM SETH™ from neighboring podcast, Cheaper by the Dungeon to take his place so that HE COULD P...
012 - TMWNN, Squid, & KAK [feat. SETH from CHeaper by the dungeon]
July 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBDid somebody say... BIRTHDAY? Herodotus is busy bonding with the ovum - so Cleo and the Doctor are OUT! Join them as their ship breaks down at Bengamen's family fun milkshake and mind games emporium - a battleground that one of our Bastards knows far too well... (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical friend rings together and summoned DM SETH™ from neighboring podcast, Cheaper by the Dungeon to take his place so that HE COULD P...
S1E12: TMWNN, Squid, & KAK [feat. SETH]
July 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hourDid somebody say... BIRTHDAY? Herodotus is busy bonding with the ovum - so Cleo and the Doctor are OUT! Join them as their ship breaks down at Bengaman's FamilyFun Milkshake and Mindgames Emporium - a battleground that one of our Bastards knows far too well... (Yo! Bastards! It was DM Dick Dynamite's™ ACTUAL REAL LIFE BIRTHDAY, so us Bastards put our magical friend rings together and summoned DM SETH™ from neighboring podcast, Cheaper by the Dungeon to take his place so that HE COULD PLAY! Tu...
Orbital Refuse - S1E11: Making my way downtown and I'm Homebound
July 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBAfter all that splittin', the party is back together! And now that we're all here, it's time for some classics. Cleo's nearly gone and blown herself up again, Herodotus is grandstanding in honor of his ovular son, and Dr. Ze is hiding in a hallway somewhere doing the real heavy lifting. You can expect a destroyed ship or two, some friendly fire, AND REESE'S SHINY NEW PAINT JOB! (Please remain seated and engage your gravity control mechanism while hearing about it. As per usual, it is out...
011 - Making my way downtown and I'm Homebound
July 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBAfter all that splittin', the party is back together! And now that we're all here, it's time for some classics. Cleo's nearly gone and blown herself up again, Herodotus is grandstanding in honor of his ovular son, and Dr. Ze is hiding in a hallway somewhere doing the real heavy lifting. You can expect a destroyed ship or two, some friendly fire, AND REESE'S SHINY NEW PAINT JOB! (Please remain seated and engage your gravity control mechanism while hearing about it. As per usual, it is out...
S1E11: Making my way downtown and I'm Homebound
July 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBAfter all that splittin', the party is back together! And now that we're all here, it's time for some classics. Cleo's nearly gone and blown herself up again, Herodotus is grandstanding in honor of his ovular son, and Dr. Ze is hiding in a hallway somewhere doing the real heavy lifting. You can expect a destroyed ship or two, some friendly fire, AND REESE'S SHINY NEW PAINT JOB! (Please remain seated and engage your gravity control mechanism while hearing about it. As per usual, it is out...
S1E11: Making my way Downtown and I'm Homebound
July 03, 2020 12:00 - 1 hourAfter all that splittin', the party is back together! And now that we're all here, it's time for some classics. Cleo's nearly gone and blown herself up again, Herodotus is grandstanding in honor of his ovular son, and Dr. Ze is hiding in a hallway somewhere doing the real heavy lifting. You can expect a destroyed ship or two, some friendly fire, AND REESE'S SHINY NEW PAINT JOB! (Please remain seated and engage your gravity control mechanism while hearing about it. As per usual, it is out of t...
S1E10: keep Rolling
June 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBThe hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will the Bastards get a chance to be a family again? Or will this rescue op end on the roof of this base- surrounded by enemy fire, as an escape ship hovers above their heads... Episode art by Agustín Marceillac - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy...
Orbital Refuse - S1E10: keep Rolling
June 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBThe hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will the Bastards get a chance to be a family again? Or will this rescue op end on the roof of this base- surrounded by enemy fire, as an escape ship hovers above their heads... Episode art by Agustín Marceillac - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy...
010 - keep Rolling
June 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBThe hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will the Bastards get a chance to be a family again? Or will this rescue op end on the roof of this base- surrounded by enemy fire, as an escape ship hovers above their heads... Episode art by Agustín Marceillac - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy...
S1E10: Keep Rolling
June 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hourThe hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all of the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will the Bastards get a chance to be a family again? Or will this rescue op end on the roof of this base- surrounded by enemy fire, as an escape ship hovers precariously above their heads... - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell ...
S1E10: Keep Rolling
June 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBThe hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all of the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will the Bastards get a chance to be a family again? Or will this rescue op end on the roof of this base- surrounded by enemy fire, as an escape ship hovers precariously above their heads... - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimb...
S1E09: Wheels or Wings?
June 18, 2020 13:00 - 1 hourAll of the Bastards and their newfound compatriots have gathered back at the ship and are about to set out on a... mission of stealth? Can they do it? Can they still the urge to yell an insult, toss a grenade, or, unsheath an energy blade? Either way, they're on the trail, deep into an enemy base- to retrieve their lost loot... - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell Herodotus Arthurion Mendleroth III -- Even Mehl Amundsen Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doct...
009 - Wheels or Wings?
June 18, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBAll of the Bastards and their newfound compatriots have gathered back at the ship and are about to set out on a... mission of stealth? Can they do it? Can they still the urge to yell an insult, toss a grenade, or, unsheath an energy blade? Either way, they're on the trail, deep into an enemy base- to retrieve the lost ovum... Episode art by Dan CG - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon He...
Orbital Refuse - S1E09: Wheels or Wings?
June 18, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBAll of the Bastards and their newfound compatriots have gathered back at the ship and are about to set out on a... mission of stealth? Can they do it? Can they still the urge to yell an insult, toss a grenade, or, unsheath an energy blade? Either way, they're on the trail, deep into an enemy base- to retrieve the lost ovum... Episode art by Dan CG - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon He...
S1E08: When life hands ya Eggs
June 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hourOur intrepid collectors of crap, Cleo and Dr. Ze, continue buying up the station- while the ever noble Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth the THIRD, gets a bit too saucy on wraith attention and.. And? Loses something of great import.. That's right, space cowboys. Hang up your shopping and pile into the rover, we may not know what's in it- but this split party has a heading, and it's OVULAR. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell Herodotus Arthurion Mendleroth III -- E...
S1E08: When Life hands ya eggs
June 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBOur intrepid collectors of crap, Cleo and Dr. Ze, continue buying up the station- while the ever noble Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth theee THIRD, gets a bit too saucy on wraith attention and.. And? Loses the EGG? That's right, space cowboys. Hang up your shopping and pile into the rover, we may not know what's in it- but this split party has a heading, and it's OVULAR. Episode art by Dan CG - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kim...
Orbital Refuse - S1E08: When Life hands ya eggs
June 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 53.2 MBOur intrepid collectors of crap, Cleo and Dr. Ze, continue buying up the station- while the ever noble Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth theee THIRD, gets a bit too saucy on wraith attention and.. And? Loses the EGG? That's right, space cowboys. Hang up your shopping and pile into the rover, we may not know what's in it- but this split party has a heading, and it's OVULAR. Episode art by Dan CG - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kim...
008 - When Life hands ya eggs
June 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBOur intrepid collectors of crap, Cleo and Dr. Ze, continue buying up the station- while the ever noble Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth theee THIRD, gets a bit too saucy on wraith attention and.. And? Loses the EGG? That's right, space cowboys. Hang up your shopping and pile into the rover, we may not know what's in it- but this split party has a heading, and it's OVULAR. Episode art by Dan CG - Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kim...
Orbital Refuse - S1E07: Garcia Station
June 04, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBIT'S TIME TO GO SHOPPING. The Bastards survived their last encounter and warped on out to a busy little border town on the edge of synth space. Garcia Station, (named for new Patreon, Fernando Garcia!), is home to all manner of shady folk and obscure doings... And it is here that we make our scene, and set about emptying wallets. Or collecting ill-gotten goods, whatever. Every girl really should have a mobile turret gun, you know? Oh! And should we mention? In this episode, we split the p...
007 - Garcia Station
June 04, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBIT'S TIME TO GO SHOPPING. The Bastards survived their last encounter and warped on out to a busy little border town on the edge of synth space. Garcia Station, (named for new Patreon, Fernando Garcia!), is home to all manner of shady folk and obscure doings... And it is here that we make our scene, and set about emptying wallets. Or collecting ill-gotten goods, whatever. Every girl really should have a mobile turret gun, you know? Oh! And should we mention? In this episode, we split the p...
S1E07: Garcia Station
June 04, 2020 12:00 - 1 hourIT'S TIME TO GO SHOPPING. The Bastards have warped on out to a busy little border town on the edge of synth space. Garcia Station, (named for our new Patron, Fernando Garcia!), is home to all manner of shady folk and obscure doings... And it is here that we make our scene, and set about emptying wallets. Or collecting ill-gotten goods, whatever. Every girl really should have a mobile turret gun, you know? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell Herodotus Arthurion ...
Orbital Refuse - S1E06: BIG Badda BOOM! [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 21, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBWOOP WOOP that’s the sound of the... local synth authorities? The Bastards have made contact with Hans, are making contact with the unhappy locals- and are likely about to make contact with the armored, hulking command ship idling in the distance. Can our intrepid travelers survive another showdown before Reece falls to pieces? Better grab a turret while they’re still attached... Episode art by Even Mehl Amundsen - Staring Hans the trash eating space dragon - Spiridon Giannakis The gat...
S1E06: BIG Badda BOOM! [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 21, 2020 18:00 - 1 hourWOOP WOOP that’s the sound of the... local synth authorities? The Bastards have made contact with Hans, are making contact with the unhappy locals- and are likely about to make contact with the armored, hulking command ship idling in the distance. Can our intrepid travelers survive another showdown before Reese falls to pieces? Better grab a turret while they’re still attached... - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-Bell Herodotus Arthurion Mendleroth III -- Even Meh...
006 - BIG Badda BOOM! [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 21, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBWOOP WOOP that’s the sound of the... local synth authorities? The Bastards have made contact with Hans, are making contact with the unhappy locals- and are likely about to make contact with the armored, hulking command ship idling in the distance. Can our intrepid travelers survive another showdown before Reece falls to pieces? Better grab a turret while they’re still attached... Episode art by Even Mehl Amundsen - Staring Hans the trash eating space dragon - Spiridon Giannakis The gat...
S1E05: Hans the Space Dragon [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hourAfter a SECOND narrow station escape, our Bastards have finally dropped into contested space. Buckled in with their crate of credits, a mildly jostled but intact mystery charge, and a creaking but still cruising ship- things are looking promising, at long last. Except- a planetary body may be approaching in the front-illuminated by the faint glow of an enemy armada from behind, and the inscrutable, perfect dark of a twisting figure, not in front, or behind- ..but everywhere. And it hungers......
S1E05: Hans the space dragon [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBAfter a SECOND narrow station escape, our Bastards have finally dropped into contested space. Buckled in with their crate of credits, a mildly jostled but intact mystery charge, and a creaking but still cruising ship- things are looking promising, at long last. Except- A planetary body may be approaching in the front-illuminated by the faint glow of an enemy armada from behind, and the inscrutable, perfect dark of a twisting figure, not in front, or behind- ..but everywhere. And it ...
005 - Hans the space dragon [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBAfter a SECOND narrow station escape, our Bastards have finally dropped into contested space. Buckled in with their crate of credits, a mildly jostled but intact mystery charge, and a creaking but still cruising ship- things are looking promising, at long last. Except- A planetary body may be approaching in the front-illuminated by the faint glow of an enemy armada from behind, and the inscrutable, perfect dark of a twisting figure, not in front, or behind- ..but everywhere. And it ...
Orbital Refuse - S1E05: Hans the space dragon [feat. Spiridon Giannakis]
May 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBAfter a SECOND narrow station escape, our Bastards have finally dropped into contested space. Buckled in with their crate of credits, a mildly jostled but intact mystery charge, and a creaking but still cruising ship- things are looking promising, at long last. Except- A planetary body may be approaching in the front-illuminated by the faint glow of an enemy armada from behind, and the inscrutable, perfect dark of a twisting figure, not in front, or behind- ..but everywhere. And it ...
Orbital Refuse - S1E04: The Plentiful Pantry
May 07, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBArmed to the teeth after a quick getaway- egg and briefcase of credits in hand- the Bastards are set to warp! Ahem. However, it does appear that our intrepid pilot, Herodotus, has left some personal effects station side and needs to turn back. If y'all weren't strapped to your seats before, then you'd best cinch your corpse holsters while you can because we are TURNING THIS SHIP AROUND... As soon as... We get rid of D.E.E.T.Z? Mid-space, we (may) have a problem. Episode art by Even Meh...
S1E04: The Plentiful Pantry
May 07, 2020 13:00 - 1 hourArmed to the teeth after a quick getaway- egg and briefcase of credits in hand- the Bastards are set to warp! Ahem. However, it does appear that our intrepid pilot, Herodotus, has left some personal effects station side and needs to turn back. If y'all weren't strapped to your seats before, then you'd best cinch your corpse holsters while you can because we are TURNING THIS SHIP AROUND... As soon as... We get rid of D.E.E.T.Z? Midspace, we (may) have a problem. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite th...
004 - The Plentiful Pantry
May 07, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBArmed to the teeth after a quick getaway- egg and briefcase of credits in hand- the Bastards are set to warp! Ahem. However, it does appear that our intrepid pilot, Herodotus, has left some personal effects station side and needs to turn back. If y'all weren't strapped to your seats before, then you'd best cinch your corpse holsters while you can because we are TURNING THIS SHIP AROUND... As soon as... We get rid of D.E.E.T.Z? Mid-space, we (may) have a problem. Episode art by Even Meh...
S1E03: Midspace Miscreants
April 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hourOur trio's subterranean adventure continues, as they barely escape a brush with fate, in the form of a mutated cavern beast. They quickly learn that not all tentacles are to be trusted! (But they can be blown off. Some laws are universal.) It turns out, that their hunt has been fruitful in more ways than one! They have located their mysterious flying quarry underneath the.. Trash pile... And shall henceforth know that it shall be called R.E.E.S.E.! And Reese is happy to see them, the expected...
003 - Midspace Miscreants
April 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBOur trio's subterranean adventure continues, as they barely escape a brush with fate, in the form of a mutated cavern beast. They quickly learn that not all tentacles are to be trusted! (But they can be blown off. Some laws are universal.) It turns out, that their hunt has been fruitful in more ways than one! They have located their mysterious flying quarry underneath the.. Trash pile... And shall henceforth know that it shall be called Reese! And Reese is happy to see them, the expected vi...
Orbital Refuse - S1E03: Midspace Miscreants
April 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBOur trio's subterranean adventure continues, as they barely escape a brush with fate, in the form of a mutated cavern beast. They quickly learn that not all tentacles are to be trusted! (But they can be blown off. Some laws are universal.) It turns out, that their hunt has been fruitful in more ways than one! They have located their mysterious flying quarry underneath the.. Trash pile... And shall henceforth know that it shall be called Reese! And Reese is happy to see them, the expected vi...