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Awkwards Anonymous Podcast

62 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratings

Welcome to Awkwards Anonymous! We’re two sisters with a disease to please, conducting our own group therapy discussing how life as introverts can railroad the simplest of day-to-day activities. We're making a conscious effort to be unapologetically honest and just speak our truths...while having the most fun we can. Meet with us every Tuesday to discuss all of the thoughts, feelings, emotions and whacky behavior we experience as Awkwards...and really anything else we’d normally never say out loud. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it. Email: [email protected]. Music "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod https://filmmusic.io

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Episodes

Episode 53: I Hate So Much the Things I Choose to Be

October 05, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

Now Missy's all screwed up and in desperate need for some Awkwards Anonymous. When life is so full of amazing, yet fleeting, moments and events, it's a burden to be so acutely aware that it will be in the past soon enough. Missy and Chrissy discuss the powerful need to protect yourself from feeling vulnerable. But it has its downsides and can stop you from allowing yourself to enjoy the enjoyable parts of life.  Awkwards Anonymous episodes are no longer posted on a regular weekly basis. But...

Episode 52: One Year Anniversary and She's Still So Screwed Up

September 28, 2021 04:00 - 39 minutes - 26.8 MB

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Ok, Chrissy's feeling a lot better this week and has dug through some layers to get to the root of what has been making her feel so anxious the last couple months. Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and it starts to be a pretty heavy burden. Missy and Chrissy also talk about their different relationship styles and dig into why they are the way they are with their spouses.  As discussed in previous episodes, Missy and Chrissy definitely want to continue recording and p...

Episode 51: Full on Regression

September 21, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MB

Wow.  Chrissy's got some full-on regression going on this week and she's is in desperate need of a heaping helping of Awkwards Anonymous.  Trying to make a little extra cash is super difficult when it depends on an introvert being social, friendly and engaging. Missy and Chrissy have some work to do in the next couple months. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Go...

Episode 50: Feeling Guilty for Being Sick

September 14, 2021 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

Sickness has swept through Missy and Chrissy's lives this week.  In this episode, they unpack some of the irrational guilt that comes along with that. As well as just some fun quarantine thoughts.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Episode 49: Too Many Bullets

September 01, 2021 00:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MB

Missy and Chrissy have some lingering business to attend to before signing off.  Before they even knew what they would make a podcast about they did a brain dump of 3 pages worth of anecdotes, random thoughts and secret feelings.  They covered 98% of those points in the last year but some things just never made sense to bring up. In this episode, they cover the lonely, left out bullets from their original outline. Some last but certainly not least content! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsan...

Episode 48: Awkwards Anonymous...Unedited!

August 24, 2021 15:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MB

In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss their weeks and boldly publish their session....unedited. It's actually not as bad as they thought it would be but that might be thanks to a year's worth of practice. The point though is to encourage anyone else thinking about starting a podcast of their own...do it! If they can do it, so can you. And editing tools are the secret sauce. Even if no one ever listens, it's such a cool way to record a stretch of time in your life to look back on years l...

Episode 48: Awkwards Anonymous...Unedited!

August 24, 2021 15:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MB

In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss their weeks and boldly publish their session....unedited. It's actually not as bad as they thought it would be but that might be thanks to a year's worth of practice. The point though is to encourage anyone else thinking about starting a podcast of their own...do it! If they can do it, so can you. And editing tools are the secret sauce. Even if no one ever listens, it's such a cool way to record a stretch of time in your life to look back on years l...

Episode 47: Pre-Interaction Jitters

August 17, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MB

Missy and Chrissy have some interaction-loaded weeks making this a perfect opportunity for some therapy around the completely unnecessary anxiety leading up to even the most trivial events.  It doesn't matter how excited they are or how much they love who they're meeting or talking to...it makes them anxious. Delivering a cake or meeting an old friend...their minds are spinning until the deed has come and gone. The overthinking is so annoying...how can they make that go away??  Follow us on...

Episode 46: Mean Girls Get the Nicest Guys

August 10, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

This extra special episode offers a glimpse into Missy and Chrissy's less shy past and personalities.  They have 2 guests join this week to help unpack a confusing dynamic...love, dating and relationships.  The fun trips down memory lane leave them reflecting on how lucky they are to have found their soul mates before their confidence completely expired.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymouspodcas...

Episode 45: The Book of Poo(h)

August 03, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

Just like a nice healthy poop, this is a good one. There's no one that can't use a little therapy around the inevitable awkwardness that is bowel movements. Missy and Chrissy actually stay on task this week and discuss one of their favorite subjects...pooping. Everyone does it, but for some reason we're still so ashamed. This week...they let it all out and if feels so good.   Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: aw...

Episode 44: Wedding Bells!

July 27, 2021 04:00 - 57 minutes - 37 MB

Chrissy's tied the knot! In this episode, they talk about their friggin' awkward weeks and then share their idea of the best way to get married (it was Chrissy's idea first, don't let social media tell you anything otherwise). Participating in weddings is a hotbed of discomfort for an awkward and they've recently been through the thick of it so a good AA session is definitely in order.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it....

Episode 43: Stuck in a Spiral of Sappiness

July 20, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MB

Why is it so exhausting to give and receive praise and gratitude? In this episode Missy and Chrissy exchange stories and try to crack this nut. What is the perfect balance between being genuine and being too sappy? How do you navigate away from what they call the "mush hole"? Ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of "no,  thank you" "no, you're the best" "no, you hang up" "no, you hang up"? Tell us about it! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face...

Episode 42: David Don't Say Anything

July 13, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MB

Missy and Chrissy have their first ever guest co-host! And let's just say...these awkward quirks...they run in the family. And apparently so does an inability to stay focused. For the most part, they try to discuss the topic of parties and the discomfort that accompanies them. Show up early, on time, late, not at all? Games, humor, food...it's all part of the awkward melting pot.    Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Em...

Episode 41: Speaking of Being Awkward...

July 06, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 32.1 MB

Missy and Chrissy follow a "speaking of..." trail in this episode.  From those dreaded "they're right behind me aren't they?" moments, to how awkward old people can be, they travel all over the awkward map.   Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Episode 40: Emotion Words Part 4

June 29, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MB

Missy and Chrissy are review the final list of words that express the sneaky, but common, emotions that often go unidentified. Listen once again as they butcher some beautiful words for some intensely relatable emotions they didn't even know had identities of their own. Awkward listeners will certainly relate! Resource: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2016/02/40-words-for-emotions-youve-felt-but-couldnt-explain/ Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not...

Episode 39: XYZ Judge with Me

June 22, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

Missy and Chrissy dissect the different generations and give their opinions. Which generation is the best? Which generation needs to get woke? Which generation doesn't know how to use woke the right way? This episode is a fun one and a perfect exercise for them to express their thoughts without flinching...well maybe a little flinching but they're still proud of themselves.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awk...

Episode 38: Let's See How Long We Can Unnecessary Stretch This Out

June 15, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MB

Missy and Chrissy discuss the delicate art of getting off of a call in this episode. The surprising thing is that at least one of them feels like they've actually made progress in this area. This podcast is paying off after all! Need some encouragement that you too can leave a meeting or phone call without debilitating anxiety? If they can do it, there's definitely hope for you! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email:...

Episode 37: Every Egg is Sacred

June 08, 2021 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

Missy and Chrissy are displaying a classic awkward trait this week...they have lost focus and can't seem to get things back under control. Sometimes your brain goes on strike and there's not much you can do. But hopefully they make up for what they lack in genuine AA content by at least being entertaining. They try to be here for you every week, even if things are feeling a bit discombobulated...that should count for something right? Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach o...

Episode 36: Small Business Woes

June 01, 2021 04:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

In this episode, Chrissy recounts some painful lessons she's learned this week. Both sisters have small side-hustles they're trying to get off the ground and it seems clear that sometimes the biggest thing standing in their way is themselves. But it's important to recognize these opportunities for growth and that's what they're doing. This week's advice is to be confident and not give up! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle i...

Episode 35: Emotion Words Part 3

May 25, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MB

Missy and Chrissy are on part 3 reviewing a list of words that express the sneaky, but common, emotions that often go unidentified. Listen once again as they butcher some beautiful words for some intensely relatable emotions they didn't even know had identities of their own. Awkward listeners will certainly relate! Resource: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2016/02/40-words-for-emotions-youve-felt-but-couldnt-explain/ Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It'...

Episode 34: It's Not Business, It's Just Personal

May 18, 2021 13:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

In this episode, Missy is having a major crisis saying "no deal" to local businesses. Why is it so hard? Even when you have no personal relationship, having a certain flavor of awkward means you can't make any decision without walking a mile in someone else's shoes...mentally. Will it hurt their feelings? Will it piss them off? Does it mean they won't be able to make rent this month? The personal responsibility you feel can be overwhelming...are they alone? Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsa...

Episode 33: How Is It We're Still Alive?

May 11, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

In this episode Missy and Chrissy go down memory lane sharing some stories that prove just how much of a miracle staying alive can be.  If it gets the job done, who cares if you get electrocuted, right? The most awkward part of this episode honestly ends up being their willingness to admit how dumb they are and how naive they have been.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Musi...

Episode 32: Kids are Effing Awkward

May 04, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 34.9 MB

In this episode, Missy and Chrissy talk about just a few of probably many, many other awkward stories related to kids and the caring of our future generations. The consensus seems to be that it's really parents that seem to go out of their way to create these awkward situations. It could also be that these girls are just a little overly sensitive...maybe. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymouspodca...

Episode 31: An Exposition of Awkwardness

April 27, 2021 04:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB

Missy and Chrissy went to a wedding expo this week and it was way more interaction than they expected. Serpentining their way through aisles of vendors, an opportunity to be weird at every stop, why is it so hard to just act normal? Why do they freeze when asked the simplest questions? Why does free stuff create such a dilemma? Does anyone else out there relate? Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymou...

Episode 30: Emotion Words Part 2

April 20, 2021 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MB

Missy and Chrissy review the next list of words that express the sneaky, but common, emotions that often go unidentified because they are so fleeting or ingrained in daily life.  Part 2 in this series contains an uncanny number of words they've already described so far in the podcast...they just didn't know there was a word for it. Their anxiety-riddled, awkwards listeners will surely relate.  Resource: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2016/02/40-words-for-emotions-youve-felt-but-co...

Episode 29: Imposter!

April 13, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

In this episode, Missy and Chrissy talk about the experience of having negative feelings associated with what should be amazing things.  Like...how does it make sense that getting a promotion can feel like a bad thing?  Why wouldn't  you want to meet your idol and shake hands? It's all part of being an awkward and they want to know...are they the only ones?? Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymouspod...

Episode 28: The Anxiety of Speaking Up

April 06, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 33.2 MB

In this episode, eventually Missy and Chrissy get around to talking about those moments when you finally try to take a stand...and fall flat on your face.  Or on the other end of the spectrum, fully expecting the world to fall apart...everything goes just fine and your anxiety was in high gear for no reason at all. Why does it always feel like when you finally find your voice, you'd been better off staying quiet? And why is it so freaking hard to find the courage to speak up in the first pla...

Episode 27: Wash the Front!!

March 30, 2021 04:00 - 46 minutes - 30.6 MB

Missy and Chrissy follow a "speaking of..." trail in this episode.  From those dreaded "they're right behind me aren't they?" moments, to elderly under-boob hygiene, they travel all over the place.  Sometimes you gotta just go where the moment leads and it's a beautiful thing.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Episode 26: Judging Judging You

March 23, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 29.3 MB

Chrissy is feeling a little sheepish thinking on some past judgements. With age comes the “oh shit, I shouldn’t have been so harsh” moments that we all have to go through. Wouldn’t it be great if there were a way to know all that BEFORE making an ass of yourself? But alas, such is a rite of passage. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https...

Episode 25: Grandma's Last Ride

March 16, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 31.5 MB

It gets all educational in here when Missy and Chrissy do something a little different to celebrate their quarticentennial episode.  In this 1st episode of a 4-part series, they'll review a list of words for emotions you never realized had definitions.  Resource: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2016/02/40-words-for-emotions-youve-felt-but-couldnt-explain/ Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanony...

Episode 24: Please Don't Watch

March 09, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 40.8 MB

I always feel like somebody's watching me...and I have no dignity.  Missy and Chrissy discuss how much they hate it when anyone watches them do anything. Good at it, bad at it, doesn't matter...don't look! What they wouldn't give to have that kind of confidence....but alas today is not the day. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://fi...

Episode 23: Pupae Everywhere!

March 05, 2021 14:00 - 45 minutes - 30.9 MB

A bit of a mixed bag, Missy and Chrissy begin with some ridiculous anxiety and awkward moments of the week. Chrissy has some super exciting news! And eventually they morph into sharing some likely unpopular opinions that will leave them staring at the ceiling for years to come.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Episode 22: If My Grandma Ever Dies...

February 23, 2021 05:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

Ready to get dark? ...again. In this edgy episode Missy and Chrissy jump right into it and talk about "deadness". Their own deadness. Family deadness. Awkward deadness. Being visited by...deadness? The analogy's going south... Anyway, they also might really be on to a new business venture...though New Orleans might already have a patent.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Musi...

Episode 21: "A" is for Asshole

February 16, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MB

And "AA" is for Awkward Assholes.  Missy and Chrissy exchange stories in this episode about how being an awkward can make you seem like an inherent asshole when all you're really trying to do is just live your life. But also, sometimes you're just a straight up jerk...and that's something that can haunt you forever. Does anyone else still stare at the ceiling thinking about dumb shit they did when they were 10 years old?  Let it the eff go already! Easier said than done for these anxiety-rid...

Episode 20: Bitches Be Cringe-y

February 09, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

In the episode Missy and Chrissy discuss what fickle creatures they are as women, and as awkwars.  WE ARE STRONG, SMART, INDEPENDENT WOMEN!  BUT...we also want to be catered to and babied.  We don't want you to assume we don't know something...but we don't want to be expected to know it. We don't want you to talk to us...but we don't want to be ignored.  We want you to know we can knit and bake...but it's rude for you to mention it.  What? Is that wrong? What haven't we made clear? Follow u...

Episode 20: Bitches Be Cringe-y

February 09, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

In the episode Missy and Chrissy discuss what fickle creatures they are as women, and as awkwars.  WE ARE STRONG, SMART, INDEPENDENT WOMEN!  BUT...we also want to be catered to and babied.  We don't want you to assume we don't know something...but we don't want to be expected to know it. We don't want you to talk to us...but we don't want to be ignored.  We want you to know we can knit and bake...but it's rude for you to mention it.  What? Is that wrong? What haven't we made clear? Follow u...

Episode 19: Don't Be a Padge!

February 02, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MB

Why is it so exhausting to give and receive praise and gratitude? In this episode Missy and Chrissy exchange stories and try to crack this nut. What is the perfect balance between being genuine and being too sappy? How do you navigate away from what they call the "mush hole"? Ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of "no,  thank you" "no, you're the best" "no, you hang up" "no, you hang up"? Tell us about it! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face...

Episode 18: An Ode to Deodorant Cakes

January 26, 2021 13:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

Ya...you read that right. Missy and Chrissy literally spend an entire episode talking about arm pits. Cause why not? Every once in a while you gotta have a meeting for the masses...and who can't relate to having a pair of good ol' fashion pits? Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io. 

Episode 17: Networking Flashbacks

January 19, 2021 05:00 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MB

In this episode Missy and Chrissy begin thinking there's no agenda. But one thing leads to another and they end up experiencing a little networking PTSD. Does the word "networking" set your nerves on edge? Even just talking about it gives them the willies! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Music  "Feelin Good" by Kevin MacLeod  https://filmmusic.io.

Episode 16: Welp...That was Awkward

January 12, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

Missy's had a super weird week. This episode goes a little off the rails and rolls into a beautifully organic cornucopia of awkward anecdotes, texting mishaps, accidental flirtation and sharing just....waaay to much.  Send us your awkwedotes (can we get that word to stick?)! We all need a laugh right now and it would really help to share your pain with us. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymouspodca...

Episode 15: The Slimy Phoenix

January 05, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Does a Phoenix come from an egg?  Oh well, doesn't matter.  In this anchor episode, Chrissy opens up about the perfect storm that was 2020 and how she has emerged a new woman reflecting back on the year.  This episode is about strength, perseverance, bravery and change. Listen to yourself...what do you need...what do you want? Jump off the cliff and go get it!!!! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymo...

Episode 14: Awkwards Transformation Guide: The Slimy Phoenix

January 05, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Does a Phoenix come from an egg?  Oh well, doesn't matter.  In this anchor episode, Chrissy opens up about the perfect storm that was 2020 and how she has emerged a new woman reflecting back on the year.  This episode is about strength, perseverance, bravery and change. Listen to yourself...what do you need...what do you want? Jump off the cliff and go get it!!!! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymo...

Episode 15: Awkwards Transformation Guide: The Slimy Phoenix

January 05, 2021 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Does a Phoenix come from an egg?  Oh well, doesn't matter.  In this anchor episode, Chrissy opens up about the perfect storm that was 2020 and how she has emerged a new woman reflecting back on the year.  This episode is about strength, perseverance, bravery and change. Listen to yourself...what do you need...what do you want? Jump off the cliff and go get it!!!! Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwardsanonymo...

Episode 14: Why Is Helping People So Awkward?

December 30, 2020 17:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Why the f*** is it to hard to be nice??  As an awkward, half the time you're worried about how awkward it will be and the other half, people don't even want it.  In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss how stupid-scared they are to just carry out the most basic kind deeds. Hearts pounding, hands shaking, pits sweating...just to hand a neighbor a welcome basket?  It's just dumb! They're dying to know...are they the only ones this irrational just attempting to be a decent person? Is it even...

Episode 15: Why Is Helping People So Awkward?

December 30, 2020 17:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Why the f*** is is to hard to be nice??  As an awkward, half the time you're worried about how awkward it will be and the other half, people don't even want it.  In this episode, Missy and Chrissy discuss how stupid-scared they are to just carry out the most basic kind deeds. Hearts pounding, hands shaking, pits sweating...just to hand a neighbor a welcome basket?  It's just dumb! They're dying to know...are they the only ones this irrational just attempting to be a decent person? Is it even...

Episode 13: He's Dead...Thanks for Asking

December 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Missy and Chrissy get all macabre in this week's episode to talk about...dead things...pets to be more specific.  Dead people will have to be its own meeting.  There's a lot of ground covered in this episode...not for the faint of heart. What's the "right" way to say a pet has done died? ...Mercy killing ...Pet undertakers. It's a good one. Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. M...

Episode 12: The Goodbye Mush Hole

December 22, 2020 05:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MB

Missy and Chrissy talk about the bitter sweet art of the goodbye.  Closing a chapter of life and having to say farewell to the people who have been such a large part of you life is difficult...and um...awkward.  It's a fine line to avoid getting sucked into the "Goodbye Mush Hole" and once you're in, God help you.  But ALSO, being ever the optimists, they review some of the things are NOT going to be missed when moving on...love ya, but good riddance.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonym...

Episode 11: Interviewing Sucks...and Baskets

December 15, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MB

Part 2 talking about the miserable process of job hunting...the dreaded interview. Missy and Chrissy share about the worst parts of being questioned and judged for pay.  Murphy's Law is always in full force when you're trying to pretend you're a solid, responsible professional.  Is there any worse exercise for an awkward than having to talk to strangers about yourself?  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: awkwards...

Episode 10: Why Aren't You Dressed as Shitty as Usual?

December 08, 2020 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MB

As if having to look for a job wasn't bad enough. For an awkward, the suffering is magnified.  Chrissy is on the job hunt and feeling all the pains. Updating your resume where you're FORCED to talk about yourself, feeling like you're wearing a sign that says, "I'm looking for a new job!" and realizing too late that LinkedIn is the devil.  Follow us on Instagram @awkwardsanonymouspodcast! Reach out! It's not face to face, so you can handle it.  Email: [email protected]. Musi...

Episode 9: The Crotch Episode 2.0

December 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

Missy and Chrissy take a break from all the seriousness and switch gears to talk about one of the most awkward parts of the human anatomy...the crotch.  More specifically...the female variety.  And why is Chrissy so mean to her nether regions?  While this meeting serves to be a bit of a vent sesh about the annoying things women have to deal with down there, more importantly it's an opportunity to reiterate that it's ok to be HUMAN.  Just because something's not discussed all the time out in ...