ASSVILLE

200 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 60 ratings

ASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between!

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Episodes

Whiskey with a Pickle Back

June 23, 2022 07:50 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Thanks to our Patreon members! Get in on all the fun with our Patreon at www.patreon.com/assville.com We love you guy and lets get a good draft this year Blazers! RIP Biggie!

Independence Clam Flood

June 16, 2022 07:33 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

Clappers an Assassins REJOICE! This week the MAYORS catch up on the joys of being a comic in the PNW! Fill up your Clams!

Our Wives Are Lucky Ladies!

June 09, 2022 09:05 - 1 hour - 98.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot one for that ass! Like and subscribe on Apple iTunes and shout out to our Patreon members! We LOVE YOU GUYS!

White Du Rag

June 02, 2022 17:05 - 55 minutes - 76.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back like the flap on Seth's new cap! This summer is gonna be bonkers with stand up shows in Portland so keep an eye on our social media accounts to see when and where we'll be performing and come on out and have a good time with us!

Oh no! I'm stuck under the bed...

May 26, 2022 02:28 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

Clappers and Assassin's REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy and cooler than the other side of the pillow. Give us a rate and review on iTunes to help boost us up in the algorithm! If you like the pod we'd love for you to support our ASSVILLE PATREON

It's Shelly's Fault!

May 19, 2022 07:49 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot one and boy are our arms are tired! Be sure to come out to DONT TELL COMEDY this weekend with yer boys! find the tickets on Shain's IG bio and shout out to all the Clappers and Assassins especially our boy Ron out in the dirt posting the GLIZZY stitcker!

General Duffy's Tug and Rub

May 12, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! They Mayors are back and we want to thank all the Patreon Clappers and Assassins for supporting our pod! We love you guys and we thank you for letting us tell our dumb weekly tales of trials and assbulations!

Black Top White Bottom

May 05, 2022 18:23 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep for those cheeks! Give us a rate and review on iTunes to help us get the pod out to the mASSes! Join our patreon to get in on all the action with our Clappers in the Slack channel www.patreon.com/assville

A Ginger in Seth's Clothing!

April 28, 2022 03:20 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

Dairy Don Juan

April 21, 2022 01:21 - 50 minutes - 116 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain is in LA, so Shelly steps in and shits all over him.

Green Apple Splatters

April 14, 2022 07:49 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and we are hurtin for a learnin! This week the boys break down why white and black people take so long to cross the street with special appearance by Shelly! Subscribe to our patreon www.patreon.com/assville thanks for clapping those cheeks we love ya!

Tree Hugger Tree Lover Tree Thumper

April 07, 2022 04:06 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and some dude was humping a tree in Washington Park....he was really giving it to it. We talk about that and continue our journey as Healthy Boys!

Thicc Boys No More!

April 02, 2022 21:16 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back AND THEY ARE TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS! Shain and Seth decided that it's time to stop hiding behind big sweaters and hoodies and drop some damn weight! Join us on our journey to rocking hard bods! Check out our pateron and join the community of fellow Clappers! Glizzy Gang Out!

Vanilla Gorilla

March 25, 2022 01:17 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another ep as delicious as a Arby's Fish Sandwich! This week the boys celebrate Seth making the Willamette Week's Funniest Five Comedian of Portland, Sarah makes a guest appearance with a Shelly story and Seth talks about narrowly escaping thirsty cougars in Salem!

White Haircut Rage

March 17, 2022 20:04 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! From Shain's weekend in Wenatchee to Seth's white haircut rage, the Mayors have it all! If you like our humble little pod, please slide on over to iTunes and leave us a rate and review! Also, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/assville.

Giggles and Glizzys

March 10, 2022 18:00 - 59 minutes - 82.3 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another knee slapping chip crunching good time! If you like the pod please head on over to iTunes and leave us a rate and review! Shoutout to all the Clappers on our Patreon, thanks for holding us down! If you'd like to support us please hit our patreon at www.patreon.com/assville

Crave Me

March 03, 2022 20:47 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with Spicy Ranch Doritos and some Sprite! Do us a favor and give us a rate and review on iTunes! Shout out to everyone on the Patreon, thanks for spreading those cheeks and supporting our little biracial baby podcast. www.patreon.com/assville

Duce Molecules

February 24, 2022 03:58 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with an actual episode! We get weird as per usual!

LADIES OF ASSVILLE

February 17, 2022 20:47 - 27 minutes - 62.7 MB

Every doctor and scientist in ASSVILLE is working around the clock trying to save this week's episode that someone came out with blank audio. Send prayer warriors! While they work miracles, here is a special LADIES OF ASSVILLE episode that went up on our patreon this week. CLAP!

LADIES OF ASSVILLE

February 17, 2022 20:47

Every doctor and scientist in ASSVILLE is working around the clock trying to save this week's episode that some how came out with blank audio. Send prayer warriors! While they work miracles, here is a special LADIES OF ASSVILLE episode that went up on our patreon this week. CLAP!

Old White Ears (Butt Squirter)

February 10, 2022 19:09 - 1 hour - 90.5 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and man did they start off gross! Join them on another journey through space, love, and time as they talk about nothing!

Coke Heavy

February 03, 2022 03:34 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy are they old! Shain flew another lap around the sun and Seth wears deodorant that doubles at toothpaste!

Burnt CD's From Seth's Teenage Years

January 27, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Have you ever wondered what Seth was listening to back in high school??? Well boy oh boy do we have an episode for those TRL CHEEKS!

Generous Tenders

January 20, 2022 09:06

Generous Tenders

January 20, 2022 09:06

Cyst Gender Seth

January 13, 2022 19:13 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep! This week Shain comes out hot against the Taco Bell wing regulations while Seth becomes more and more an elderly lady.

No Aujus!

January 07, 2022 02:17 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

Happy New Year Clappers! 2022 Starts off with a rough bang for us here in Assville! Hope it gets better from here!

Your Face Starts Too Low

December 31, 2021 00:28 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

Happy New Year Clappers! Stay safe out there and keep on Clapping them cheeks in 2022! Love, The Mayors

Seth and Shain's X'Mas PlayList!

December 23, 2021 08:16 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Don't Look A Gift Ass In The Mouth!

December 15, 2021 03:12 - 1 hour - 96.8 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Tis the season for gift giving and the Mayors share their knowledge and frustration with gift giving! Join our PATREON! www.patreon.com/assville GOLF BALLS OUT NOW at www.matchstickgolf.com

The Omarion Variant

December 09, 2021 03:16 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another off the rails pod! Join the patreon www. patreon.com/assville.com to get exclusive access to the Slack channel and shoot the breeze with other Clappers and Assassins world wide. Also get out Assville golf balls at www.matchstickgolf.com

Walker Texas Clapper

December 01, 2021 02:54 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Gobble Gobble

November 26, 2021 02:54 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

Insipid on Sum Syrup

November 18, 2021 16:35 - 55 minutes - 76.8 MB

Daddy Fat Sacks

November 12, 2021 02:53 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

Let's Go Girls

November 04, 2021 05:30 - 1 hour - 145 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain wins a championship, Civic Duty Seth brings Shania into it.

Toilet Banana

October 28, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 157 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain and Seth find a new home away from home away from home.

Elk Glory Hole

October 21, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 139 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Seth opens for a robot and Shain makes a big mistake. Shelly makes a surprise appearance.

Secret Seinfeld

October 14, 2021 22:35 - 1 hour - 168 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain has a secret and Seth is the most desperate man in Dotty's.

Mountain Dew Code Brown

October 07, 2021 05:48 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors finally host SNIFF-FEST, Shain steps out on his wife to do comedy, Seth wrestles a giant rabbit and has troubling country memories. HOT ONE.

HAPPY ASSIVERSARY

September 29, 2021 22:32 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are celebrating one whole year of clapping those cheeks with Taco Bell Chicken Sandwiches (?) and separate but equal adventures in the Mountain Time Zone.

Hotdog Salad

September 22, 2021 04:34 - 1 hour - 152 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Shain becomes Magic Mike for handsy gals and Seth offers sound health advice.

Certified Married Boys

September 16, 2021 18:53 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another cheek clapping episode for you to nibble on! Join our patreon at www.patreon.com/assville and follow us on our socials @shainbrenden all platforms @heysethallen all platforms @assvillepod all platforms. WE LOVE YA! SPREAD THEM CHEEKS!