ASSVILLE
203 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 60 ratingsASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between!
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Episodes
Drop It Like It's Thot
July 20, 2023 10:44 - 1 hour - 152 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! They mayors are back with new drops and new thots! I'm gonna make you my wiiiiiiiife!
Air Buds Crossover!
July 13, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors sat down with Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse) of the Air Buds podcast for spicy hoops takes including identifying CIA plants, outing Republican Dunkers, Dame being a Fake Underrated God, Wizards and Blazers being the same guy, and dabbling in race science to explain white Americans limited NBA success. Our most controversial ep yet?
Raw Meat Heart Beat
July 06, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back with a mega episode. Everything is discussed. Every bridge is burned. Every glizz is swallowed whole.
CLASSIC ASS AGAIN IT'S SHAIN'S FAULT!
June 29, 2023 16:05 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBClappers and Assassins rejoice! Another classic ep from the anals, and once again this is all Shain's fault. If you have a bone to pick send it to @ShainBrenden all platforms. This ep takes us all the way back to January of 2022, when Seth found a shoebox full of burnt CD's he made as an angry poor little country youth and Shain played them on the oldest fattest laptop on Earth.
Brown Lotus
June 22, 2023 12:39 - 1 hour - 151 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back from Hawaii and Seth is on the back of the roller. Go see The Bandulus on tour!
Classic ASS JAMS
June 15, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 150 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in Hawaii this week and has been BANNED from recording a podcast by she who will not be named. So enjoy this CLASSIC ASS from March 2021 when Seth and Shain came together, came in each other, to share their grown & sexy R&B Playlists.
GLIZZSPIRACY
June 08, 2023 10:48 - 1 hour - 151 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back from LA with plenty to say about it this time and Seth has inside information to expose the biggest glizzy conspiracy going. Hit the walls!
BONES!
May 25, 2023 14:14 - 1 hour - 140 MBCLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! Shain causes controvery while hosting a comedy contest, Seth vomits blood. Bones!
Tiger Obama Brenden
May 18, 2023 12:51 - 1 hour - 164 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth finds a scammer targeting comedians and Shain brings the toes out to announce that he is having a child.
Shain Gets Busted
May 11, 2023 14:15 - 1 hour - 146 MBGorb Slorbs Rejoice! Shain gets COLD BUSTED by a Clapper in the streets. Seth has many bones to pick.
Gorb Slorb
May 04, 2023 15:05 - 1 hour - 155 MBClappers Rejoice! Shain is back from LA and reminiscing about teen handies. Seth throws the candy. Spread em and shred em!
Persons of Gravel
April 26, 2023 14:03 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors record in Seth's room and chaos ensues. Shain is haunted by the ghost of a small white child, Seth has a bone to pick, Shelly is back, and the dresser remains.
SHELLY GOES TO WAR
April 19, 2023 14:47 - 1 hour - 146 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shelly escalates the dresser drama, Shain has a turd in his pocket, and Seth hits da club! Catch The Bandulus on tour!
Michael Jordan Steakhouse
April 13, 2023 13:56 - 56 minutes - 129 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have an action packed weekend. Seth stirs the pot and Shain catches a body.
IMPOTENCE BOYS
April 06, 2023 15:09 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain quits booze, Seth has DRAMA. What's the impotence?
Ay Pissy Mane
March 30, 2023 14:08 - 1 hour - 154 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth goes to Houston, Shain has to apologize. We still have a Patreon!
Bring Back the Ringback (Tone): CRANK DAT RINGBACK!
March 23, 2023 17:31 - 1 hour - 139 MBClappers and Assasins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and we are coming in hot! Shout out to all the Clappers on our Patreon! Thanks for your support and rocking with us! On this ep the guys talk ringback tones, yet another Post Office problem for Seth, and a crazy old man at a Portland staple bar, Roake's!
Shain Has Risen.
March 16, 2023 01:42 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBClappers and Assasins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy did we almost have to see Shain at the Crossroads! Seth has his cheeks out in Sun River, the House Party remake is trash and Chris Rock's new special is not good?
VINTAGE CLASSIC ASS
March 08, 2023 17:10 - 1 hour - 144 MBCLAPPERS! For reasons to be clapped later the Mayors were not able to record this week. Enjoy some VINTAGE ASS from earlier days, featuring the Mayors hosting a metal show, Seth talking about raising a rooster, a Shelly confrontation, and Shain lying! Original title "Mountain Dew Code Brown" from 2021.
Ofay Simpson
March 02, 2023 04:09 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Black Forrest Gump and Seth reveals how bullies destroyed him. I'm not Black I'm Ofay...OK! Classic ep! Someone tell T-Pain!
WHITE LINSANITY & SHAINYAMA
February 23, 2023 05:28 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Project Pat and Seth scams Tillamook Cheese.
Spread Your Pickle
February 16, 2023 14:42 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has to get PHYSICAL at a comedy show, Seth sees a legend on the sidewalk, and the mayors give WINGSTOP one last chance.
We Are Not Cheugs!
February 09, 2023 16:31 - 59 minutes - 69.5 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about who is Bill and who is Frank. Seth learns to speak Dragon at Sud Con, and Shain gets clapped by a Clapper in the streets! Root to tip, a bone to pick is a bone to stick.
Double Pickletration
February 02, 2023 07:51 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Toes out! Fungus shoes? White misdemeanors!
Forty Flirty Foamer
January 25, 2023 14:43 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain turns 4-0! Seth learns a new disparaging term for himself in San Francisco.
Unread Dead Redemption
January 19, 2023 06:45 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has a bone to pick with Shain, the mayors exchange MLK Day gifts, and Super Producer Curtis offers harsh feedback he's heard from Clappers.
Reps Remove Doubt - GYAT!
January 12, 2023 16:45 - 58 minutes - 67 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is inspired by Devin Booker's Dad and Seth brings home some controversial shoes.
Double Reverse Wings
January 04, 2023 21:08 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors finally settle into the studio with Super Producer Curtis and reminisce about getting thrown out of a beer festival and auditioning for the Real World.
Bidet for Pay
December 29, 2022 23:46 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors recorded this ep in full White Chicks makeup. Shain got confused by a toilet, family blizness, Avatar 2, Seth wears HBCU merch.
Feminenergy
December 22, 2022 05:06 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Crack DEEZ NUTZ! Shain's house is taken over, Seth has a mysterious social media romance.
Light Skinned Blade
December 15, 2022 05:11 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to Seattle, Seth goes to Oregon City, and they meet at the Fixin To to regroup. Rider's Club! Pretty Exclusive!
Leguizamaissance
December 08, 2022 02:57 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth and Shain reconnect after a wild night of shows, accusations, and pinot gris.
Kentucky Fried Cucks
December 01, 2022 03:49 - 1 hour - 72.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets thrown by a HOT Clapper, Seth goes on TV, and Shain is triggered by a younger version of himself.
Shains, trains, and automobiles!
November 17, 2022 03:30 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth went to look at trains, Shain went to LA! They both became Quakers!
SAUSAGE SMELL
November 10, 2022 04:39 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back from the South to rescue Seth from a whole week of spiraling. Comfort Plus Plus!
Shain is an Onion!
November 03, 2022 01:02 - 34 minutes - 36.1 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in Atlanta, so Shelly steps in to degrade him and talk about the most progressive film of 1932, good and bad things from scary movies, and the inevitable fascist takeover. Cosmo spits up a hairball. Enjoy!
Throat Coat
October 27, 2022 20:29 - 48 minutes - 67.1 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are-wait no... one Mayor is back kinda. Seth got sick (NOT COVID) but he is gross. So this one is unfortunately a short one. Enjoy this little slice of ass with a cameo appearance from our good pal Jake Silberman!
SOD GOD
October 20, 2022 18:35 - 58 minutes - 79.8 MBClappers and Assassins BEND YOUR KNEE TO THE SOD GOD! Also Bigfoot I guess? Lots of Bigfoot talk coming your way. Assville is for the PEOPLE!
Navigate Your Sauce
October 13, 2022 17:43 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another spicy cast for dat ass! What Ninja Turtle are you??? Is there such thing as too much sauce??? If you love Assville please join our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/assville
SHAINS ON A PLANE!
October 06, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 97.8 MBCLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors are back and IT'S BEEN A WHILE! This week Seth talks about eating it on collapsed stairs at a work event, Shain is back from Atlanta but barely, and it finally happened.... THE WHITE DURAG!
Brorak Brobama
September 22, 2022 03:25 - 1 hour - 106 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and all we ask is that you guys leave us a rate and review on iTunes to help boost our dumb dumb talks on the algo! Lets get the rest of the world in on the convo babyyyy!
DQI
September 15, 2022 03:16 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and ITS OUT 100TH EPISODE! Shain is back from the High Plains Comedy Fest is Denver with a rash... Seth went to a weird ass art performance and and got all sweaty!
Elvis Towards The End
September 08, 2022 05:59 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy does Sharon Stone approve of Seth's comedy! If you see us in the streets holler out ASSVILLE for a free sticker and or hug! Love yall!
Assfest 22 Live
September 01, 2022 02:38 - 1 hour - 107 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy did they have a great time at Assfest! Hope you all enjoy the episode, we had a great time doing it live and we will see you for the next live taping soon!
Seth Sings at The Perch
August 24, 2022 19:57 - 52 minutes - 72.4 MBCLAPPERS and ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors are back and boy have we barely recovered from ASSFEST! Shoutout to all the Clappers that came out! You guys did it! ASSFEST 22 WAS SOLD OUT! Keep those cheeks to the streets for the next one!
Terminally Seth
August 18, 2022 18:40 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and this time you can hear us better! Get your tickets to ASSFEST this Saturday August 20th! Also Seth is on Gig Salad!
Pickathots! (Sorry the audio sucks.)
August 11, 2022 05:13 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBClappers and Assasins...sorry for the shit audio. We are still foggy from Pickathon and Shain forgot to plug in ONE DAMN CORD so it sound like Assville from Season 1! Anyway, GET YOUR TICKETS TO ASSFEST AUGUST 20TH! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/assville-podcast-presents-assfest-tickets-383712242647
One Baby Sock
August 03, 2022 20:40 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBClappers and Assasins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with a new pair of shoes! Seth went on a wild adventure to the Land of Cheese, Tillamook! ASSFEST 2022 tickets are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/assville-podcast-presents-assfest-tickets-383712242647
Black Groomsmen
July 28, 2022 05:23 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBClappers and Assasins REJOICE! Seth got his first pair of Jordans and Shain cant handle it! Get your tickets to ASSFEST now at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/assville-podcast-presents-assfest-tickets-383712242647
Crustacean Celebration
July 21, 2022 14:22 - 45 minutes - 103 MBCLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! Shelly steps in as Shain's calendar management issues continue! She airs grievances with both mayors, discusses her hidden weapons cache, leaving movies early as a rule, and her favorite topic: murder. ASSFEST 8/20 GET TICKETS NOW.