ASSVILLE
200 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 60 ratingsASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between!
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Episodes
SHAIN'S ASPHALT
June 27, 2024 07:01 - 33 minutes - 35.5 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful.
Tug Buds
June 19, 2024 22:10 - 1 hour - 150 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
DSL Sethy
June 12, 2024 20:30 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.
CLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B Playlist
June 06, 2024 13:56 - 1 hour - 150 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!
Bar Friends Bar Foes
May 30, 2024 06:09 - 1 hour - 150 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can’t remember a man’s name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Boner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS)
May 22, 2024 23:25 - 36 minutes - 45.4 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Stand On Monkey Bidness
May 16, 2024 13:25 - 1 hour - 140 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
Asspicious
May 09, 2024 04:31 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
HOG WATCHIN
May 01, 2024 03:28 - 1 hour - 59 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
Soho House
April 25, 2024 05:34 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Goggs Workin On All Of Us
April 17, 2024 02:11 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Grand Theft Glizzy
April 11, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!
Seth Has Pneumonia!
April 04, 2024 04:29 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Critical Ranch Theory
March 28, 2024 13:32 - 1 hour - 155 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Dune Too Much
March 21, 2024 03:46 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Simp 4 Sportz
March 14, 2024 16:01 - 1 hour - 150 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Slippery Eel
March 07, 2024 04:52 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Come Original
February 29, 2024 14:02 - 1 hour - 155 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
Brothaz of the High Ways
February 22, 2024 14:02 - 1 hour - 153 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Beanie Wile
February 15, 2024 14:43 - 1 hour - 154 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Lou Williams
February 09, 2024 03:01 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Horsey Source
February 01, 2024 13:51 - 58 minutes - 135 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Places To Go
January 25, 2024 14:33 - 1 hour - 170 MBClappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville
Snow Dogs
January 18, 2024 03:31 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Reacheround Sethxxx
January 11, 2024 05:07 - 1 hour - 68 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Soaking Beejer
January 04, 2024 07:40 - 1 hour - 151 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Serbian Shenanigans
December 21, 2023 04:18 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Asian Good
December 14, 2023 04:39 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Shellyfest 2023
December 08, 2023 01:21 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Hand Fruit
November 30, 2023 10:07 - 44 minutes - 102 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville
SLOB WIZARD
November 22, 2023 04:30 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
NEW BORN NEW BRENDEN
November 17, 2023 03:58 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
Shelly On Baby
November 09, 2023 02:57 - 48 minutes - 42.9 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Lonely Beekeeper
November 02, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville
Reverse Half Cowgirl
October 26, 2023 13:36 - 1 hour - 165 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
Booty Meat Bruv
October 19, 2023 03:19 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
White Savior Classics Vol. I
October 12, 2023 04:39 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227
Save The Last Disc
October 05, 2023 13:15 - 1 hour - 154 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227
Shainful Sanders
September 28, 2023 08:07 - 56 minutes - 129 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets BRICKED UP with and against the Montana Whites while Seth falls up the stairs. Come to Shain's album recording 10/20! https://www.patreon.com/assville
I'm Gonna Suit
September 21, 2023 14:11 - 1 hour - 151 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors celebrate three years of ASS. Shain makes an enemy in Minneapolis, Seth ducks a roast battle. Salute to infused water. https://www.patreon.com/assville
Red Faced Whites
September 07, 2023 14:09 - 1 hour - 142 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has wild show amongst the red faced whites. Seth gets lost in Logic's social media sauce. A whole new wing is invented. Ideas pod! Check out our OnlyFans https://patreon.com/assville.
HOCHO COSTCO KEANU
August 31, 2023 13:49 - 1 hour - 162 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors pick a spicy big bone with local media, envision G-League hoolaganism, and Seth finally gets to pay Shain back for years of roasting. Portland's Funniest Person 2023 Champ Cam Peloso calls in. Support the pod: https://patreon.com/assville
Bike Balls
August 24, 2023 13:58 - 57 minutes - 132 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth is stuck in traffic so Shain and Curtis do this one. Shain's set gets interrupted by the naked bike ride. Please give us a five star review or support us on Patreon or we will die!
BUTT SWEAT AND TEARS
August 17, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 62 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain puts a towel down because Seth is a squirter. It is too hot and the Mayors go in on everything and everyone to keep cool.
Whackamas Clown Center
August 11, 2023 01:06 - 1 hour - 162 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back from Pickathon with many BONES TO PICK. Chicken tenders and Chicken fingers are NOT THE SAME!
Cruisin For A Bruisin
August 03, 2023 13:37 - 1 hour - 162 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has DRAMA at a show, Seth shares his recipe for a classic Elks Goo cocktail. Patreon! Review us on your pod app! We're dying!
Twin Cheeks
July 27, 2023 14:48 - 1 hour - 140 MBClappers rejoice! Seth becomes a brand ambassador, Cowboy Pizza, and Shain's body and brain are broken.
Drop It Like It's Thot
July 20, 2023 10:44 - 1 hour - 152 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! They mayors are back with new drops and new thots! I'm gonna make you my wiiiiiiiife!
Air Buds Crossover!
July 13, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors sat down with Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse) of the Air Buds podcast for spicy hoops takes including identifying CIA plants, outing Republican Dunkers, Dame being a Fake Underrated God, Wizards and Blazers being the same guy, and dabbling in race science to explain white Americans limited NBA success. Our most controversial ep yet?
Raw Meat Heart Beat
July 06, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back with a mega episode. Everything is discussed. Every bridge is burned. Every glizz is swallowed whole.