ASSVILLE

190 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 60 ratings

ASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between!

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Episodes

Goggs Workin On All Of Us

April 17, 2024 02:11 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Grand Theft Glizzy

April 11, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!

Seth Has Pneumonia!

April 04, 2024 04:29 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Critical Ranch Theory

March 28, 2024 13:32 - 1 hour - 155 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Dune Too Much

March 21, 2024 03:46 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Simp 4 Sportz

March 14, 2024 16:01 - 1 hour - 150 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Slippery Eel

March 07, 2024 04:52 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Come Original

February 29, 2024 14:02 - 1 hour - 155 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville

Brothaz of the High Ways

February 22, 2024 14:02 - 1 hour - 153 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Beanie Wile

February 15, 2024 14:43 - 1 hour - 154 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Lou Williams

February 09, 2024 03:01 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Horsey Source

February 01, 2024 13:51 - 58 minutes - 135 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Places To Go

January 25, 2024 14:33 - 1 hour - 170 MB

Clappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville

Snow Dogs

January 18, 2024 03:31 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Reacheround Sethxxx

January 11, 2024 05:07 - 1 hour - 68 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Soaking Beejer

January 04, 2024 07:40 - 1 hour - 151 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Serbian Shenanigans

December 21, 2023 04:18 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Asian Good

December 14, 2023 04:39 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shellyfest 2023

December 08, 2023 01:21 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Hand Fruit

November 30, 2023 10:07 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville

SLOB WIZARD

November 22, 2023 04:30 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

NEW BORN NEW BRENDEN

November 17, 2023 03:58 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Shelly On Baby

November 09, 2023 02:57 - 48 minutes - 42.9 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Lonely Beekeeper

November 02, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville

Reverse Half Cowgirl

October 26, 2023 13:36 - 1 hour - 165 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Booty Meat Bruv

October 19, 2023 03:19 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

White Savior Classics Vol. I

October 12, 2023 04:39 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227

Save The Last Disc

October 05, 2023 13:15 - 1 hour - 154 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227

Shainful Sanders

September 28, 2023 08:07 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets BRICKED UP with and against the Montana Whites while Seth falls up the stairs. Come to Shain's album recording 10/20! https://www.patreon.com/assville

I'm Gonna Suit

September 21, 2023 14:11 - 1 hour - 151 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors celebrate three years of ASS. Shain makes an enemy in Minneapolis, Seth ducks a roast battle. Salute to infused water. https://www.patreon.com/assville

Red Faced Whites

September 07, 2023 14:09 - 1 hour - 142 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has wild show amongst the red faced whites. Seth gets lost in Logic's social media sauce. A whole new wing is invented. Ideas pod! Check out our OnlyFans https://patreon.com/assville.

HOCHO COSTCO KEANU

August 31, 2023 13:49 - 1 hour - 162 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors pick a spicy big bone with local media, envision G-League hoolaganism, and Seth finally gets to pay Shain back for years of roasting. Portland's Funniest Person 2023 Champ Cam Peloso calls in. Support the pod: https://patreon.com/assville

Bike Balls

August 24, 2023 13:58 - 57 minutes - 132 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth is stuck in traffic so Shain and Curtis do this one. Shain's set gets interrupted by the naked bike ride. Please give us a five star review or support us on Patreon or we will die!

BUTT SWEAT AND TEARS

August 17, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 62 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain puts a towel down because Seth is a squirter. It is too hot and the Mayors go in on everything and everyone to keep cool.

Whackamas Clown Center

August 11, 2023 01:06 - 1 hour - 162 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back from Pickathon with many BONES TO PICK. Chicken tenders and Chicken fingers are NOT THE SAME!

Cruisin For A Bruisin

August 03, 2023 13:37 - 1 hour - 162 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has DRAMA at a show, Seth shares his recipe for a classic Elks Goo cocktail. Patreon! Review us on your pod app! We're dying!

Twin Cheeks

July 27, 2023 14:48 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Clappers rejoice! Seth becomes a brand ambassador, Cowboy Pizza, and Shain's body and brain are broken.

Drop It Like It's Thot

July 20, 2023 10:44 - 1 hour - 152 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! They mayors are back with new drops and new thots! I'm gonna make you my wiiiiiiiife!

Air Buds Crossover!

July 13, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors sat down with Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse) of the Air Buds podcast for spicy hoops takes including identifying CIA plants, outing Republican Dunkers, Dame being a Fake Underrated God, Wizards and Blazers being the same guy, and dabbling in race science to explain white Americans limited NBA success. Our most controversial ep yet?

Raw Meat Heart Beat

July 06, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back with a mega episode. Everything is discussed. Every bridge is burned. Every glizz is swallowed whole.

CLASSIC ASS AGAIN IT'S SHAIN'S FAULT!

June 29, 2023 16:05 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Clappers and Assassins rejoice! Another classic ep from the anals, and once again this is all Shain's fault. If you have a bone to pick send it to @ShainBrenden all platforms. This ep takes us all the way back to January of 2022, when Seth found a shoebox full of burnt CD's he made as an angry poor little country youth and Shain played them on the oldest fattest laptop on Earth.

Brown Lotus

June 22, 2023 12:39 - 1 hour - 151 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back from Hawaii and Seth is on the back of the roller. Go see The Bandulus on tour!

Classic ASS JAMS

June 15, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 150 MB

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in Hawaii this week and has been BANNED from recording a podcast by she who will not be named. So enjoy this CLASSIC ASS from March 2021 when Seth and Shain came together, came in each other, to share their grown & sexy R&B Playlists.