AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
424 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 142 ratingsIf you want biting, insightful (and funny) news and social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"!
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Episodes
Episode 122: “You Might Be an Amateur If…”
June 06, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 53.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *My PERSONAL “Cancelled List” and I encourage you to type up yours. *WWE star, John “Commie Cuck” Cena joins the “Pro Athlete Amateur HOF”. *Seth Rogen veers out of his lane and punches down—something I thought woke amateurs hated! *Big city mayors: one of the best jobs to “fail your way up the ladder”! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: Dunkin’ Donuts, Twitter, Instagram, and hypocritical cyberbully, pumpkin head, Chrissy Tiegen. *On “3 Pro Things”: a documentary for car folks, a ...
Episode 121: “‘A’ is for “Amateur’”
May 30, 2021 00:00 - 26 minutes - 36.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *More common sense anti-vaccine thoughts. Relax, they’re just unproven theories. Like the vaccines themselves. *10 Reasons why you’re an amateur if you roll the dice in “The Vaccine Lottery”! *Another TikTok amateur who needs attention must be rewarded for weirdness. Because, “bravery”. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: amateurs who ignore the disastrous job our government “leadership” is doing, Bill Gates’ “Hall Pass”, NyQuil, Apple, and China. *On “3 Pro Things”: the return of ...
Episode 120: “SPECIAL: Chad Jackson of the Documentary, ‘Uncle Tom’”
May 23, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MBTHIS WEEK: This week’s show is the first of it’s kind for “Amateur Nation” as the entire episode is devoted to one guest interview. If you’ve not seen the critically-acclaimed documentary, "Uncle Tom”, you should. The movie is nothing but common sense and facts and is produced by common sense guru, talk radio host, author, attorney, and documentary filmmaker, Larry Elder. It’s a movie where you think, “Why isn’t everyone watching this? Why isn’t this shown in schools? And on tv?”...
“‘A Salute to Law & Order”
May 16, 2021 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *America: The World’s house party where every amateur is invited! No cover charge! No ID needed! *Only a current or wannabe criminal would want to defund or abolish the police. *The 5-Star amateur who taunted a cop during a routine traffic stop with the most childish, racist blather of all time— and 20 reasons why she’s an amateur AND real cops weigh in. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: New York murder—I mean, Governor, Andrew Cuomo, the leading causes of death in amateur nation,...
Episode 118: “‘Woke’ vs. ‘Pro’”
May 09, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 52.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Happy Mother’s Day! *A list of differences between “Woke” amateurs and Pros. *Vaccine virtue signaling and associated propaganda. *My “salute to the workers who got no love during the arbitrary shutdowns” these last 18 months. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: “California/Knows how to homeless”, LeCommie James, and China *On “3 Pro Things”: my first hand account and salute to the small businessman, a suspenseful thriller on Amazon, and a funny golf/sports podcast on which I made ...
Episode 117: “Cancel LeBron James: ‘King Amateur’!’”
May 02, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *My second flight experience 14 months after the plandemic hoax began. *“Pro” athletes: some of the biggest amateurs in the world! *US Women’s Soccer star, Megan Rapinoe wants blood from a stone—that doesn’t exist. *California continues it’s mission of needless self-destruction. *LeBron James…an embarrassing, uneducated, ignorant, reckless, shameful, hateful, unappreciative, entitled, out of touch, unenlightened, amateur who continues to ruin his legacy. *“10 Things Wron...
“Rage Against Amateur Nation”
April 25, 2021 00:00 - 22 minutes - 30.5 MBTHIS WEEK: *United Airlines: “Fly the Woke, Diverse and Possibly Unskilled, Deadly Skies”! *“A is for amateur”. And “B” is for boycott AND ‘Ben & Jerry’s”. *Did you get the vaccine? Why not? All the cool kids are doing it! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: a band’s message is oddly “reverse prophetic”, a millennial gives up and doesn’t take advantage of his white privilege (I know, right?)…I hear McDonald’s is hiring. *On “3 Pro Things”: an Instagram page you need to follow, a black America...
Episode 115: “NE Ohio Radio Veteran, Kathy Vogel!”
April 18, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 97.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *Do “thumbs down” votes on your YouTube posts make you cry? You’re a weak-willed amateur, I don’t want you listening to this podcast. *MLB drops the ball, AGAIN, this time with the Cleveland Indians. *What do trees make you think of? Hangings? Me too! Oh, wait, that’s something only a woke, racist amateur would think. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: I contemplate mugging people, important news from the CDC that is ignored by MSM, and Dr. Seuss is more of a doctor than Jill Bide...
Episode 114: “Amateur Nation: Founded on Feelings”
April 11, 2021 00:00 - 30 minutes - 42.1 MBTHIS WEEK: *Lewis Hamilton: 7x Formula 1 World Champion and newly crowned amateur. *The new amateur craze that has replaced posting pictures of food: virtue signaling photos of vaccine proof! What good people! *What will be “The Racist Thing of the Week”! “Ho Hos?” “Nose hair trimmers? You’re saying, “It’s got to be ‘Wite Out!” Hint: It’s even more stupid than racism in babies, the Muppets or Math! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: tracking amateur logic, the pyramids and Great Wall of Chi...
WAP: We’re in Amateur Purgatory
April 04, 2021 00:00 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MBTHIS WEEK: *DYK? 1+1 = Racism. And, E = MCkissmyass squared. *Inanimate objects can be amateur! Fans and listeners chime in with their most amateur items that make them nuts. *Is your baby a jerk during diaper changes and won’t sit still and focus? Probably all that racism bouncing around in his or her—sorry—it’s head. Too late for adoption, but don’t worry, there’s plenty more amateur tech to the rescue! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: Trevor Noah, Emperor Newsom, belated birthdays, and m...
Episode 112: Guest: NE Ohio Radio Veteran, Brian Kelly!
March 28, 2021 00:00 - 43 minutes - 60.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *Kids, if you want to be a “woke” amateur, stop calling your parents, “Mom” and “Dad”. But if you want to be a Pro, don’t listen to woke amateurs. *Pros losing amateur friends in real life and on social media. *No screaming on rides at Disneyland! Repeat after me: “Wheee.”. Disneyland: “The Crappiest Place on Earth"! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”, it’s automated menus, WAP, and the Grammys v. the NHRA. **On “3 Pro Things”: three incredible performances by three drivers in the N...
Episode 111: Amateur Nation is a Joke!
March 21, 2021 00:00 - 23 minutes - 32.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Forget illegal immigrants, American small businesses being decimated, corruption at the highest government levels, Pepe Le Pew is PROBLEM #1! *Are you concerned your baby is racist? No one is because it’s stupid. *DYK? “Breathing is a human necessity”! And this the dumbest, most unnecessary plandemic-related object since the mask! PLUS: *"Quickies” is now called, “Off Topic”! *On “3 Pro Things”: the best sci-fi movie I’ve seen in years, a true story of small-town commu...
Episode 110: Amateur Privilege
March 14, 2021 00:00 - 28 minutes - 38.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *I take a stroll down memory lane and pay tribute to the toilet paper and hand sanitizer hoarders from March of 2020 and why they’re the reason all bad things happen. *Oreos exist. *Dr. Seuss doesn’t. *More mask “logic”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: A YouTube fitness page, a must-see documentary about free speech, and the return of the greatest sport on earth! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagra...
Episode 109: Defund Amateur Nation
March 07, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 48 MBTHIS WEEK: *Revised Coke slogans from 1886 to present, in light of their, “be less white” employee training initiative (*coughs* BRAINWASHING!). *Amateur Nation takes the Muppets from Manhattan! *“Inclusive”. Along with, “masks”, “social distancing”, and “Covid”, add it to the list of new words you’re sick of hearing! *“Back to School” clothes shopping just got more annoying thanks to the great state of Commiefornia! PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: A NASCAR driver, the ...
Episode 109: “Defund Amateur Nation”
March 07, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 48 MBTHIS WEEK: *Revised Coke slogans from 1886 to present, in light of their, “be less white” employee training initiative (*coughs* BRAINWASHING!). *Amateur Nation takes the Muppets from Manhattan! *“Inclusive”. Along with, “masks”, “social distancing”, and “Covid”, add it to the list of new words you’re sick of hearing! *“Back to School” clothes shopping just got more annoying thanks to the great state of Commiefornia! PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: A NASCAR driver, the return o...
Episode 108: “Pro Lives Matter: ‘Return from Hiatus’”
February 28, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *A recap of all things 2020 up to now during the 5 month hiatus *“Overmanners”: a subset of virtue signaling. *TV ads targeting the weak-willed. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: two books about heavy metal and a documentary about race that only a close-minded amateur would hate. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagram: @lousantini3 Gab: https://gab.com/lousantini Website: www.lousantini.com YouTube: https:/...
Episode 108: Pro Lives Matter: ‘Return from Hiatus’
February 28, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *A recap of all things 2020 up to now during the 5 month hiatus *“Overmanners”: a subset of virtue signaling. *TV ads targeting the weak-willed. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: two books about heavy metal and a documentary about race that only a close-minded amateur would hate. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment Instagram: @lousantini3 Gab: https://gab.com/lousantini Website: www.lousantini.com YouTube:...
The Needlessness of Amateur Nation
September 26, 2020 00:00 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *How much did you pay for “anti-microbial protection” when you bought your car? $100? $1000? $5000? Oh, you got it free? Yeah, so did the entire planet. *Amateurs want everything to be “easy”. *My take on the controversial Netflix exploit—I mean, movie, “Cuties”. *Technology: blurring the lines between “convenience” and “laziness”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: The most important documentary in the last decade, a great foreign film, and a book recommendation for ...
Episode #107: “The Needlessness of Amateur Nation”
September 26, 2020 00:00 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *How much did you pay for “anti-microbial protection” when you bought your car? $100? $1000? $5000? Oh, you got it free? Yeah, so did the entire planet. *Amateurs want everything to be “easy”. *My take on the controversial Netflix exploit—I mean, movie, “Cuties”. *Technology: blurring the lines between “convenience” and “laziness”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: The most important documentary in the last decade, a great foreign film, and a book recommendation for metal fa...
Babies, Bubba and Boo!
September 20, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 39.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *“Havin’ my baby….what a wonderful way to burn down half the country.” *Bubba Wallace continues his losing tradition. *Kids! Wear your mask! It will save you! Unless you’re wearing it as part of a costume, in which case, no candy for you this Halloween. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, one of the best documentaries on professional racing I’ve ever seen, a great limited TV series, and another comedian proves once again that common sense supersedes science. Get the b...
“Babies, Bubba and Boo!”
September 20, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 39.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *“Havin’ my baby….what a wonderful way to burn down half the country.” *Bubba Wallace continues his losing tradition. *Kids! Wear your mask! It will save you! Unless you’re wearing it as part of a costume, in which case, no candy for you this Halloween. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, one of the best documentaries on professional racing I’ve ever seen, a great limited TV series, and another comedian proves once again that common sense supersedes science. Get the book! htt...
“For PRO Parents: You Can’t Spell ‘Protect’ without ‘Pro”
September 13, 2020 00:00 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Attention parents: if you love Communism and hate your kids, get them on TikTok! *The Race for “Most Evil, Amateur Corporation” of All Time” tightens as Amazon shows their dirty hand. *“Happiness is: discrimination”. *Only amateurs trade privacy and freedom for convenience. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, a “throwback” Netflix series, landmark events at a prestigious race, and a forgotten, but heaven-sent inventor. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https:/...
For PRO Parents: You Can’t Spell ‘Protect’ without ‘Pro
September 13, 2020 00:00 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Attention parents: if you love Communism and hate your kids, get them on TikTok! *The Race for “Most Evil, Amateur Corporation” of All Time” tightens as Amazon shows their dirty hand. *“Happiness is: discrimination”. *Only amateurs trade privacy and freedom for convenience. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, a “throwback” Netflix series, landmark events at a prestigious race, and a forgotten, but heaven-sent inventor. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook:...
No Country for Amateur Men
September 06, 2020 00:00 - 33 minutes - 46.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *Just when you thought amateurs could not be any more weak-willed, easily offended and fragile: first clapping hurt them and now – (THUNDER) punctuation! RUN! Sorry. I meant, “run” *KFC: "It's pull down your mask, take a bite, put your mask back on, use hand sanitizer, wipe your hands with a napkin then incinerate it, then repeat the process—good!" *My “State of the Amateur Union” Address PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, a car show I’m diggin’, how saying “thank you...
“No Country for Amateur Men”
September 06, 2020 00:00 - 33 minutes - 46.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *Just when you thought amateurs could not be any more weak-willed, easily offended and fragile: first clapping hurt them and now – (THUNDER) punctuation! RUN! Sorry. I meant, “run” *KFC: "It's pull down your mask, take a bite, put your mask back on, use hand sanitizer, wipe your hands with a napkin then incinerate it, then repeat the process—good!" *My “State of the Amateur Union” Address PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, a car show I’m diggin’, how saying “thank you” benefi...
Companies Feeding Amateur Nation
August 30, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 41.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *If you have AI in your house, get rid of it—NOW. Unless you like giving up privacy, including your banking history. *Goodyear? More like “Boycott”. *Parents! Take an active role in your kids’ education! Wait, nevermind. Actually, could you look the other way, please? PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie that was what “Fast & the Furious” should have been, why being a smart ass is better than being a dumbass, and a fun new show on YouTube! Get the book!...
“Companies Feeding Amateur Nation”
August 30, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 41.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *If you have AI in your house, get rid of it—NOW. Unless you like giving up privacy, including your banking history. *Goodyear? More like “Boycott”. *Parents! Take an active role in your kids’ education! Wait, nevermind. Actually, could you look the other way, please? PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie that was what “Fast & the Furious” should have been, why being a smart ass is better than being a dumbass, and a fun new show on YouTube! Get the book! https:/...
“A.N.: S**tting on Your Cupcake and Calling It Frosting”
August 23, 2020 00:00 - 24 minutes - 34 MBTHIS WEEK: *When it comes to masks, “Sheeples gonna sheep”. *Hand sanitizers that can kill you—no joke. *From my book, I review “The 30 Truths About Amateurs”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie with the best female villain ever, an action series with a badass female lead, and a whiskey pick. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3 Website: www.lousantini.com YouTube: ...
A.N.: S**tting on Your Cupcake and Calling It Frosting
August 23, 2020 00:00 - 24 minutes - 34 MBTHIS WEEK: *When it comes to masks, “Sheeples gonna sheep”. *Hand sanitizers that can kill you—no joke. *From my book, I review “The 30 Truths About Amateurs”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie with the best female villain ever, an action series with a badass female lead, and a whiskey pick. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3 Website: www.lousantini.com Y...
“Amateur Victims will HATE this Episode"
August 16, 2020 11:00 - 27 minutes - 37.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *I hit the trifecta as I recant my real life encounter with a phony, *victim, virtue signaler! *Wear your mask, or you might catch racism! *“The Exorcist”. “The Shining”. “Halloween”. Not even close to the horror that is -— “KINDERGARTEN COP!” PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: an action movie pick, a timely work of art from an artist I’ve mentioned on this show, and the winningest female driver of anything—all time—wins again. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz ...
“Time to Cancel Amateur Nation”
August 16, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 37.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *I hit the trifecta as I recant my real life encounter with a phony, *victim, virtue signaler! *Wear your mask, or you might catch racism! *“The Exorcist”. “The Shining”. “Halloween”. Not even close to the horror that is -— “KINDERGARTEN COP!” PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: an action movie pick, a timely work of art from an artist I’ve mentioned on this show, and the winningest female driver of anything—all time—wins again. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook...
#100! “Time to Cancel Amateur Nation”
August 09, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes - 69.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *Pro athletes: The epitome of “NON-essential” workers! *Five new names for the “Washington Football Team”. *A few celebs who should be canceled. *Screw “ACAB”. Pros go with “ABACAB”! PLUS: *Quickies *On “3 Pro Things”: A pro athlete shows just how Pro he is, two internet radio stations, and a Pro quote. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3 Website: www.lousantini.c...
1ST VIDEO EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! “I Got 99 Problems (and Episodes) But the Pros Ain’t Dumb”
August 02, 2020 00:00 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *THE FIRST EPISODE SEEN IN FULL ON YOUTUBE! *Amateurs and knee-jerk reactions go together like…amateurs and knee-jerk reactions. *PROFESSIONAL athletes turn amateur! *Strike two, Bubba Smollet! *Confused about what makes a “meal”? Don’t worry, amateur nation will tell you! *When will we stop “Wingism”?” And another “Amateur of the Year" Nominee! PLUS: *Quickies *On “3 Pro Things”, a movie pick, a whiskey pick, and one Pro team has balls. Get the book! https://amzn.to/...
“Pros Take Logic Ave. Amateurs Take the Psycho Path” (Thanks, Overkill!)
July 26, 2020 00:00 - 34 minutes - 47.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *It’s ok not to like everyone! (Gasp!) *“You do you!”—as long as amateur nation approves. *“Cashless society”? How will I tip my stripper? *More Covid testing frau—I mean, mistakes. Much better. *People losing friends just ‘cuz you’re a Pro and you question things and won’t tow the amateur line of fear, hashtags, and virtue signaling. PLUS: *Quickies *On “3 Pro Things”, a Netflix pick, an anonymous “state of the U.S.” common sense message, and the perfect toy for your y...
“Amateur Nation: ‘Land of Hypocrisy’”
July 19, 2020 00:00 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *Mask math and other, “What are the odds?” questions. *Uber Eats and PostMates play favorites and get my boycott. *Tired of racism talk? How ‘bout hypocrisy? *Are you sexy? I’ll let you know how you can tell! *The Washington Re—with uniforms by Ni—made by slave labor and worn in the NF—never mind. *The NFL and NBA get my boycott, too! PLUS: *Killer “Quickies”! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie pick, a website devoted to common sense, and an NHRA driver pops his cherry...
“The ‘Full Contact, No Mask, Come Closer,’ Episode”
July 12, 2020 00:00 - 38 minutes - 52.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *The siege on the McCloskeys and the amateurs that vilify them. *“Before kickoff, please rise for several different national anthems. This could take awhile.” *Ce-e-e-lebrate all cultural differences, religions, sexual preferences, political and social beliefs, COME ON! Let’s celebrate!” *It’s called, “Social Media”, so why isn’t it fixing social injustices and social inequality? Short answer: because it’s a joke. PLUS: *Lots of “Quickies” *On “3 Pro Things”, a clothing...
“Amateur Nation: Always Playing ‘The Short Game’”
July 05, 2020 00:00 - 39 minutes - 54.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *What the “short game” is for amateurs *Wearing masks based on race! Equality, here we come! *Add the word, “official” after your job and sound more important! I’m not a podcaster, I’m a “podcast official”! *“Pancakes and Statues and Fears, oh my!” *Jussie Wal—I mean, Bubba Smol—I mean, Bubba Wallace—sorry, I get my phony victims mixed up—a nominee for “Amateur of the Year!” PLUS: *“60 Seconds” is now called “Quickies”! And who doesn’t like a quickie now and then? *On ...
“‘Going Pro’: The NEW Definition of ‘Woke’”
June 28, 2020 00:00 - 35 minutes - 48.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *Why “contactless delivery” is stupid and doesn’t exist *Finally, a real reason to be offended! *Why the word “woke” is a joke *Dares, ultimatums and other stupid social media pressures that mean nothing PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, the difference between standards and “the way things should be”, a great action movie pick, and “6 Things You For Which You Owe No One an Explanation” Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Lou...
“Amateurs: ‘They Live!’”
June 21, 2020 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61 MBTHIS WEEK: *My first trip back to my gym and the illogical protocol *Quite possibly, “The Virtue Signaling of the Decade’, from who else?— The Hollywood Elite. *Censorsing, canceling, erasing—-all ok because amateurs say so! *Since apparently, you can just mark your territory like a dog peeing on a shrub, I’m starting my own country, “Proatia"! And you can bet I won’t be “sending out for tofu and vegan substitutes”. PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, a legendary race car driver, and ...
“Amateurs, You Left Your Virtue Signal On”
June 14, 2020 00:00 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *How many of “The 30 Truths About Amateurs” from my book apply to the rioters *Why rioting and logic go together like wearing a mask while driving alone in your car *2020: “The Year of Giving Up and Giving In”. *I give props to Cops PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, prophetic movies, more tearjerking proof that car folk is the best folk, and a retired black cop and his common sense take on rioters and virtue signalers Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: http...
“M*A*S*H: More Amateur S**t Happens”
June 07, 2020 00:00 - 48 minutes - 66.1 MBTHIS WEEK: *How the Ad Council fans the flames of fear and amateur behavior *People who protest? Good Americans. People who riot—5 star amateurs. *Why people who drive alone in their cars wearing masks are amateurs; including reasons from the all-knowing, consistent, non-corrupt CDC! PLUS: *“120 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, the city of Cleveland, OH, a metal band pick, and a centenarian who did something to help coronavirus victims as opposed to amateurs who copy and paste their w...
“Qurazy Quarantine Qurap & “Shutdown S**t”
May 31, 2020 00:00 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *The Top 5 Quarantine Phrases I Would Be Fine with Never Hearing Again *Why we’re NOT “all in the same boat” *An example of text etiquette that is largely ignored *How social media has exacerbated, exaggerated and exploited the pandemic *Plenty of knee-jerk pandemic amateurs to go ‘round PLUS: *“120 Seconds” that will get amateurs all bunged up *On “3 Pro Things”, inspiration once again from the NHRA, a movie pick and a shutdown protest you’ll wanna see. Get the book! ...
“Washing Your Hands Free of Amateurs with Logic Bombs & Feelings”
May 24, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Why NASCAR returning to racing without fans defies logic and common sense—and I’m a car guy and race fan! *Why taking anyone’s temperature entering a building defies logic and common sense. *My open letter of and for logic and common sense to humanity and mankind during quarantine *The most amateur hashtag of all time PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, people over tech, stores impervious to CoronaVirus, and a Netflix movie pic that will make the CoronaVirus look ...
“The Quarantine ‘Doy!’ Common Sense Episode”
May 17, 2020 00:00 - 47 minutes - 65.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *I explain through personal experience why air travel now sucks on a whole new level, complete with inconsistencies of protocol and logic! *During the pandemic, forget Democrat or Republican, Liberal or Conservative; are you on “Team Caution” or “Team Irrational”? *“Zoom”: Not just a crappy kids show from the 70s but now a sad way to communicate! And why I’ll never do a virtual comedy show. *An amateur who doesn’t even trust his own penis during the pandemic. *A question ...
“The Amateur Goes, ‘BA-A-A-A-A-A!’”
May 03, 2020 00:00 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *Amateurs who LIKE the quarantine! *Amateurs who keep the world updated on their emotions on social media *6 examples of bad manners that no one talks about PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”: Science telling you, “Outside good!”, an inexpensive Mother’s Day gift idea, and a great action movie pick Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3 Website: lousantini.com ...
“Amateurs: The New Abnormal”
April 26, 2020 00:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *“The 4 Amateur Steps to Let Everyone Know You’re Aware and Informed” *Amateurs who watch videos on speakerphone in public are the same amateurs hoarding toilet paper who will eventually murder you. *If you ever decide to use an elevator again, “7 Rules of Elevator Etiquette” PLUS: *“60 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, a snack pick, a tv pick, and a birthday celebration that got me choked up on the show. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebo...
“WORST. QUARANTINE. EVER.”
April 19, 2020 00:00 - 40 minutes - 55.5 MBTHIS WEEK: *“The Tale of the Deadly Keys” *The difference between “careful” and “irrational” during the pandemic *A pharmacist hoarding masks and my plan for outing this amateur *A town in Canada that calls out amateurs PLUS: *“120 Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, a home exercise that will also make you smarter and calmer, and two movie picks; one drama, one comedy Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini...
“Calling All Amateurs! Come Get Your FREE BOAT!”
April 12, 2020 00:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *The ancient Athenians had it right in dealing with amateurs! Hint: it’s where we get the word, “ostracized”. *My suggestion on how to publicly embarrass amateurs now *Worst. Robbers. Ever. *Worst. HOA. Ever. PLUS: *“60 'CoronaVirus-FREE' Seconds” *On “3 Pro Things”, where to find nothing but good news, how to “de-rut” yourself during quarantine, and if you’re a rock/metal fan or especially a musician, an Amazon doc you’ll wanna see in your free time. Also known, as “...
“Corona-teurs & ‘Regular’ Topics So You Don’t Go Nuts”
April 05, 2020 00:00 - 28 minutes - 39 MBTHIS WEEK: *Another Coron-ateur is nominated for “Amateur Stunt of the Year”! *Celebrities desperate for attention during the pandemic, and thus a nominee for “Bumper Sticker Spirituality of the Year” for next year’s Ammys! *Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: “Influencers who lick toilets!” Influenced yet? PLUS: *On “120 Seconds”, I talk phone etiquette and more Corona crap *On “3 Pro Things”, a beer recommendation, a metal pick, and a metal clothing and accessory line! ...
“Amateurs in the Time of Corona”
March 29, 2020 00:00 - 24 minutes - 33.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *Two encounters I had with Coronateurs that will have you shaking your head *Coronateurs who hoard get what’s coming to them *Coronateurs that are too stupid to live PLUS: *“60 Seconds” is once again expanded to 120 seconds so I can dispense more much needed humor about the pandemic *On “3 Pro Things”: Don’t tell me you’re not touching yourself more during all this—and that’s a good thing!, uplifting Life Lessons on “The Science of Winning”, and more evidence—this time...