All Sequels Go To Heaven
156 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsRoman Milan, Spencer Wood, and Griffin Milan watch the questionable movies that always seem to come at the ends of beloved franchises, and then they usher those brave, lonely films off to their eternal reward.
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Ep. 102 - Mortal Kombat Annihilation: Mortal KomShaq
May 05, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBWhen Earthrealm is called to a tournament. A tournament against a 7' 0", 360 lb Lightning God and a woman with really strange speaking cadences. There's only one champion we can send to protect us. 4 time NBA Champion Shaquille O'Neal.
Ep. 101 - Godzilla vs. Kong: The Slamchurian Candidate (Presented by SPRITE)
April 28, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBThe start of another 100! And we opened 3 weeks behind the zeitgeist watching Godzilla vs. Kong. And talking about Beatles vore. And doing sublymonal messaging. And yelling about Encyclopedia Brown. Ok, maybe things aren't gonna be that different this 100.
Ep. 100 - Meet Joe Black: I Want To Write About This On My Tumbler
April 21, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBEpisode 100. We got to the first big one. Thank you all for sticking by us through all the Yu Gi Oh stuff to get here. For Episode 100 we got to pick a movie that was not a sequel and we picked Meet Joe Black, a 3 hour movie with a 45% Rotten Tomatoes rating. And boy, was it kind of but not really worth it.
Ep. 99 - Cars 3: The Riddler's Pile of Updog
April 14, 2021 14:28 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBThis week we went off. We watched Cars 3, but we talked about: How God is a Chrysler, The Joker's Staff Writer position on the staff of every Gotham villain, E. Nigma Balls, John Henry's Flu Game, and of course, how Paul Newman is a fugly slut.
Ep. 98 - Pokemon The Movie: The Power of Us: Yugi Moto: John Henry
April 07, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBDear listener, let me ask you one question. Is a pokemon not entitled to the sweat of its own brow?
Ep. 97 - An Extremely Goofy Movie: Hell Rescue Mission
March 31, 2021 14:31 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBThis week we watched the INCREDIBLE classic film An Extremely Goofy Movie. But we also pitched an EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE movie where Abe Lincoln, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens save us from hell.
Ep. 97 - An Extremely Goofy Hell Rescue Mission
March 31, 2021 14:31 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBThis week we watched the INCREDIBLE classic film An Extremely Goofy Movie. But we also pitched an EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE movie where Abe Lincoln, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens save us from hell.
Ep. 96 - The Spongebob Movie: A Whole Video Essay About Cricket
March 24, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBThis week we watched the BRAND NEW Spongebob movie Sponge On The Run. It's a bad movie for having Matt Berry, Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, and Keanu Reeves. But hey, it is what it is. Maybe they shoulda listened to some of our suggestions about Sandy...
Ep. 95 - WWE & Scooby Doo: Curse of the Doctor Who Ate Himself
March 17, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBI don't know what to tell you about this ep. All we can say is we're sorry. Also, we heavily refer to the episode of Rocket Power where Otto gets hit by a tennis ball and it lets him do an impossible trick. Go look it up, it's good.
Ep. 94 - Surf's Up 2: The Very Model of a Modern Major General
March 10, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBThis week we watched Surf's Up 2, a movie franchise that WWE bought into and then filled it with their own wrestlers, including the CEO Vince McMahon, who eats a fish's whole ass with a straw.
Ep. 93 - Happy Feet 2: God hates Big Air
March 03, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBHow's everybody doing? Not great? You say there's a global pandemic? You say lots of Texans don't have water or power? Well... we recorded an episode about Happy Feet 2 which is also pretty thematically dark... so.... yeah. Get ready for Westboro's take on the X-Games, equating Roman to Candy Crush, and only a few of minutes of combined Bakugon, Beyblade, and Digimon talk as opposed to the 15 or so minutes Spencer cut out.
Ep. 92 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas in Brigadoon
February 24, 2021 18:30 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBThis movie is a solid 10/10 and I don't care what you or anybody else thinks
Ep. 91 - Dragonheart: Vengeance
February 17, 2021 12:15 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBSorry for the delay folks! We're back up and running and Spencer made us watch Dragonheart: Vengeance. You can check it out on Netflix, or, you can head on over to MTV and watch 25 douchebags battle it out against 1 tiger (at first) in Change Your Stripes! Either way, just listen to the episode first.
Ep. 91 - Dragonheart 5: Douchebag Penal Colony
February 17, 2021 12:15 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBSorry for the delay folks! We're back up and running and Spencer made us watch Dragonheart: Vengeance. You can check it out on Netflix, or, you can head on over to MTV and watch 25 douchebags battle it out against 1 tiger (at first) in Change Your Stripes! Either way, just listen to the episode first.
Ep. 90 - Rugrats Go Wild
February 03, 2021 15:24 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBThey weren't lying, the Rugrats really do go wild in this one. They meet the Wild Thornberrys, they almost die MULTIPLE times, and Bruce Willis sings as a dog. Please watch this movie.
Ep. 89 - Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back
January 27, 2021 20:14 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBBoy howdy. It's a wild one folks and we refused to be constrained be it by the movie or by proper podcasting etiquette, as we watched Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back this week. In terms of on topic discussion, we learned how many chimps have made it into space and in terms of off topic discussion we talk about fidget spinners! We also have the debut of not only the hottest new segment in the podcasting game, but also the newest and most widely beloved character we have created yet: Weirde...
Ep. 88 - Star Trek: Beyond (feat. Dan Baron)
January 20, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBThis week we had on special guest Dan Baron to discuss Star Trek: Beyond. We ended up talking about how the Klingon planet is just a huge bong, and also about how this would be so much better if Tarantino had been able to bring in Jonathan Teatime to defeat the Daleks. Just listen. It's tough to explain.
Ep. 87 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
January 13, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe watched the huge worldwide phenomenon Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. We did talk a little bit about the movie. And by the movie, I mean I, Robot.
Ep. 86 - Mr. Bean's Holiday
January 06, 2021 15:09 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBWelp, we recorded this one literally the day before Rowan Atkinson said some stuff, including some stuff about Mr. Bean specifically, but that's ok, because obviously we barely talked about the film. I think, at least. I, Roman, lost internet for part of this but the other boys kept recording, so let's both listen and find out what they said about me (I assume).
Ep. 85 - 2020 End of the Year Recap
December 31, 2020 14:23 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBHey gang, the holidays got really busy for us, so our yearly DnD episode is postponed. BUT we didn't want to leave you all hanging, so we got together to record a quick (and by quick we mean a full hour) recap of the year. We talked a bit about the movies we watched, the bits we did, and how you can eat a pokemon to gain its votes in the upcoming election. Happy New Year!
Ep. 84 - The Princess Switch: Switched Again
December 23, 2020 14:20 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBHappy holidays everybody! For our last week of Christmas movies in 2020, we watched The Princess Switch: Switched Again. It's a movie fresh off of Netflix's presses with a newer, better Vanessa Hudgens, but we talked more about the old man who singlehandedly (or on behalf of a shadowy cabal) is attempting to destabilize the entire region. Also which animals we think we could fight.
Ep. 83 - Barbie in A Christmas Carol
December 16, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBThis week we watched Barbie in A Christmas Carol. But also, we pitched a Marvel vs Capcom style fighting game with all the Barbie professions, parsed whether Barbie is a person or a species, and really dove deep on what we could expect from President Barbie. My wife left me yesterday. It Cannot End Like This Act One SMASH.
Ep. 82 - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure
December 09, 2020 13:30 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBIs this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Are these the best bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion shirts we've ever seen? Absolutely. So grab yourself 15 Filet O' Fish from 3 separate McDonalds and strap in for this one. Happy Holidays, and try not to kill any Robins out there.
Ep. 81 - A Bad Moms Christmas
December 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBJoin us, here, in America's first Drunk Mall to enjoy our favorite lines from this absolute holiday ROMP, A Bad Moms Christmas. Or go to the Ultimate Guitar Forums and check if they're alright. Either one.
Ep. 80 - Now You See Me 2
November 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBHi, I'm Ronald Weasley. And I have 60 seconds to tell you about Now You See Me 2. It has 2 Woody Harrelsons in it. And Lizzie Caplan's here now, and she immediately recognizes how hot Dave Franco is (and really, can you blame her?). I hope you get to know a little bit about the movie in this episode, and maybe along the way, you'll get to know a little bit about me too.
Ep. 79 - American Psycho 2: All American Girl
November 18, 2020 13:30 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBWe discuss Mila Kunis' greatest shame this week. The sequel to American Psycho. We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!
Ep. 78 - The Fate of the Furious
November 11, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBFor Roman's birthday, he made us watch a two and a half hour movie. I know he's my brother, but he's dead to me. The stunts were pretty cool though. -Griffin's Letterboxd Account
Ep. 77 - The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
November 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBThis election stuff is so exhausting. We talked about a sexual Ratatouille this week. The usual stuff. Just listen to it, we promise it's good.
Ep. 76 - Gremlins 2: The New Batch
October 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThis week we watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It is maybe the most wild movie we've watched, and we met it where it lives. Come for the sexy female gremlin, stay for the ending feel-good musical number (which is now compulsory for all movies).
Ep. 75 - Ghostbusters 2
October 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBThis week we watched Ghostbusters 2, but we spent a lot of time talking about the much more interesting Ghostbusters (Stern, 2016) pinball machine and Roman's IFPA ranking. Also John Denver's WILD real name. But, you know, the movie was alright I guess.
Ep. 74 - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween
October 14, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBAre you down from some thrills, chills, and a pretty niche William Faulkner joke? Then boy do we have an episode for you!!! We watched Goosebumps 2 this week and that somehow led us to discuss warrior cats, my haunted space wolf escape room, and former president George H. W. Bush's love of Scrooged. And what's this? OH NO! The bad-podcast-ghost got a hold of us causing multiple technical issues and also made us very bad at our whole deal or whatever. Please enjoy!..... please.
Ep. 73 - Addams Family Reunion
October 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBThis is all you need to know: https://youtu.be/mxiigDKuHUo
Ep. 72 - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
September 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBThis week we learned about four young women with hopes and dreams and variable amounts of swimming ability. But more than that, we learned about a pair of pants, and how they would have been used to make TNKOs during World War 1. Listen to us talk about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Your Sky King, Bob Burnquist, commands it.
Ep. 71 - The Scorpion King: Book of Souls
September 23, 2020 12:43 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBHave you ever been stung by like 12 scorpions and instead of being in immense pain, you gain some sort of vague superpowers? Good news! You might be a Scorpion King! Or just the world's most disconcerting competitive eater. Either way, congrats.
Ep. 70 - The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
September 16, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBWe got WILD talking about this one. But in our defense, how could we have gotten more wild than a movie where yetis kick a human field goal and Jet Li is The Avatar & Beast Boy rolled into one and STILL loses? Also discussed, the 2021 blockbuster The Battle of the Jasons starring Jason Statham and every other Jason in the world.
Ep. 68 - Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
September 02, 2020 13:34 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBThis week, Superman faces his toughest challenge yet: Nuclear disarmament! And he sort of succeeds, but not before drugging a woman and getting hammered into the moon. But more importantly, did y'all ever see the unrated version of Hancock? Because there is some TROUBLING stuff in there.
Ep. 67 - Jaws: The Revenge
August 26, 2020 13:34 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBWe finally did it. The 0% Rotten Tomatoes sequel that Michael Caine famously has not seen, but loves the house it built. It's Jaws: The Revenge. Get ready for us to discuss one shark's brave journey to travel several thousand miles in just a few days to get revenge on a family whose shark curse truly knows no bounds.
Ep. 66 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life
August 19, 2020 13:28 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBIn this one we ask a LOT of questions to Spencer's Hinge match who has posed us the greatest riddle of our time. So crack open a Tony Hawk 2015 Cabernet Reserve and enjoy.
Ep. 65 - Grand-daddy Day Care
August 12, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBWe read your countless comments, heard to your endless voicemails, and even got your innumerable telegraphs, and we did listen. This week we wrapped up the trilogy with Grand-Daddy Day Care. One again nobody comes back, Danny Trejo stars in it, blah blah blah, HEY GUYS WHAT'S IN FORT KNOX ALSO HOW DOES MONEY WORK ALSO DID YOU EVER WATCH THE CELEBRITY DIVING GAME SHOW SPLASH? yeah. it's one of those.
Ep. 64 - Daddy Day Camp
August 05, 2020 14:11 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBAs August rolls around, wring the most out of this excellent, in no way out of the ordinary summer with a trip to Daddy Day Camp! It features such fun activities as: a bus full of kids running into a tree, a very greasy rock climbing wall, and of course, no returning actors from the first movie!! Of course, we barely talk about any of that stuff, but you know the drill at this point.
Ep. 63 - Toy Story 4
July 29, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBThis week we talked a lot about an old Disney skateboarding game and how many snakes Jake Paul could fight. We also talked a little bit about Toy Story 4.
Ep. 62 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta!
July 22, 2020 16:25 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBIn a world, where humans become dogs and dogs become human. One man must save the president's wife, who has been turned into a dog before she gets sent into space by the Russians. Only one problem. That man is a dog. That's NOT what happened in this movie. But what if it was? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asg2h Twitter & Instagram: @ASG2H
Ep. 61 - The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
July 15, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBThis week we got deep into the Backyard Baseball kids having to save child Randy Johnson from his pigeon curse. And around that, we discussed The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. It was pretty good. Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30 minutes in. Thanks for your patience with us!
Ep. 60 - Air Bud: Spikes Back
July 08, 2020 10:10 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBAir Bud plays volleyball for a little less than 33% of this movie and we spent about that much time actually talking about Air Bud Spikes Back. So, if you think about it, we basically did at least as good of a job on this episode as the makers of Air Bud: Spikes Back did. Sooooo... yeah. Enjoy!
Ep. 59 - Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions
July 01, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBWelcome to the third and final chapter in Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh. We finish with Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions. It is a WILD 2 and a half hour EPIC, so of course we spent a lot of time talking about water slides as a means to ending global conflict.
Ep. 58 - Yu Gi Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time
June 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBOn week two of Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh, we watched Yu Gi Oh: Bonds Beyond Time. It's a movie where our boy Yugi, a kid who can hang, and an edgelord with a sweet motorcycle team up to battle the most dangerous force in a world built around a card game: power creep.
Ep. 57 - Yu Gi Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light
June 17, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBJoin us for part one in our three part series we're tentatively titling "Yugioh, Migioh, and Dupreegioh". We talked to an actual musical genius. Roman got DEEP into the action. And we all fell in love with Pegasus in a huge way.
Ep. 56 - Muppets Most Wanted
June 10, 2020 15:41 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBThis week we talk about Muppets Most Wanted. It's a movie where, canonically, Danny Trejo and Kermit the Frog do a musical variety show in a Russian gulag. We hope you give this episode a perfect 5 out of 5 Jamon Serranos.
in support of Black Lives Matter
June 03, 2020 08:00 - 9 minutes - 8.48 MBTrigger warning: Discussion of racism, violence, police brutality, and murder. In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement that must be heard. Please listen to this short episode for a list of resources to help support the cause, our statement of solidarity, and a song for revolution. Black Lives Matter.