Ain't Slayed Nobody
186 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Gold ENnie winning podcast, bringing immersive tabletop roleplaying games to your feed! We feature short campaigns and one-shots using Chaosium’s Call of Cthulhu and other systems. We know you’ll find something you love amongst our experimental blend of narrative and actual play series with horrifying, humorous, and dramatic stories. Join our Discord server to chat about the show and become a member of the Patreon posse to support our independent podcast. Supporters gain bonus content, early campaign access, ad-free episodes, and they even help us shape the story. If you enjoy any podcasts from The Glass Cannon Network, Dark Dice, The Adventure Zone, Dungeons & Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, How We Roll Podcast, or Pretending to be People, you may like us too.
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Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 8/21 - Bed, Bath, and Beyond
August 11, 2020 12:26 - 1 hour - 123 MBThe party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town? Transcript: Dow...
Ep. 8: Y'all of Cthulhu - Bed, Bath, and Beyond
August 11, 2020 12:26 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBThe party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town? And will our inve...
Ep. 7: Y'all of Cthulhu - Mountain Lion
July 14, 2020 15:56 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBOur posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC? Check out more by visiting u...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 7/21 - Mountain Lion
July 14, 2020 15:56 - 1 hour - 124 MBOur posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC? Transcript: Download **Ad...
Ep. 3: Fairyland - Into the Madness
July 12, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 93 MBThe night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed f...
Ep. 2: Fairyland - Into the Town
July 07, 2020 13:37 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBBill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https:...
Ep. 1: Fairyland - Into the Woods
June 23, 2020 14:14 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBOn this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter comi...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 6/21 - Run of Luck
June 09, 2020 09:41 - 1 hour - 157 MBOur posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or...
Ep. 6: Y'all of Cthulhu - Run of Luck
June 09, 2020 09:41 - 1 hour - 83.6 MBOur posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or ...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 5/21 - Six Underground
May 12, 2020 10:36 - 1 hour - 142 MBOur posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose? Transcript: Download **Add...
Ep. 5: Down Darker Trails - Six Underground
May 12, 2020 10:36 - 1 hour - 113 MBThis month on Ain’t Slayed Nobody: our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks ...
Ep. 5: Y'all of Cthulhu - Six Underground
May 12, 2020 10:36 - 1 hour - 78 MBOur posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose? Check out more by visiting us...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 4/21 - Rolling in the Deep
April 14, 2020 07:10 - 1 hour - 140 MBThe posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original ques...
Ep. 4: Down Darker Trails - Rolling in the Deep
April 14, 2020 07:10 - 1 hour - 109 MBThis month on Ain’t Slayed Nobody: the posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out al...
Ep. 4: Y'all of Cthulhu - Rolling in the Deep
April 14, 2020 07:10 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBThe posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest...
Episode 4 - Rolling in the Deep
April 14, 2020 07:10 - 1 hour - 109 MBOur investigators visit a new college in Las Cruces, New Mexico and meet an ambitious archaeologist who proposes a side quest. Become a supporter of our Call of Cthulhu podcast at our Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed to help us grow while you earn early access to episodes and bonus content.
Episode 3 - What Dreams May Call
March 10, 2020 11:07 - 1 hour - 110 MBBecome a supporter of our Call of Cthulhu podcast at our Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed to help us grow while you earn early access to episodes and bonus content. The investigators explore the realm of unconsciousness before setting out on the road to Olvido once more. They meet a new friend and arrive to an unfamiliar town.
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 3/21 - What Dreams May Call
March 10, 2020 11:07 - 1 hour - 139 MBIt's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importa...
Ep. 3: Y'all of Cthulhu - What Dreams May Call
March 10, 2020 11:07 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBIt's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importan...
Ep. 3: Down Darker Trails - What Dreams May Call
March 10, 2020 11:07 - 1 hour - 110 MBThis month on Ain’t Slayed Nobody: it’s time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or ju...
Y'all of Cthulhu 2/21 - Burning Man (Reloaded)
February 11, 2020 10:37 - 57 minutes - 105 MBOur investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to o...
Ep. 2: Y'all of Cthulhu - Burning Man
February 11, 2020 10:37 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBOur investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 2/21 - Burning Man
February 11, 2020 10:37 - 1 hour - 137 MBOur investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to o...
Ep. 2: Down Darker Trails - Burning Man
February 11, 2020 10:37 - 1 hour - 109 MBOur investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass...
Episode 2 - Burning Man
February 11, 2020 10:37 - 1 hour - 109 MBBecome a supporter of the podcast at our Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed to help us and earn early access to future episodes. Our five investigators set out on the trail to Olvido, New Mexico. Heading north along the Rio Grande, they find their way into unsettling encounters with a mysterious figure and a dilapidated cabin. Aint Slayed Nobody is an actual play Call of Cthulhu tabletop role-playing game.
Ep. 1: Y'all of Cthulhu - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge
January 14, 2020 05:23 - 59 minutes - 56.9 MBThe posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way ...
Y'all of Cthulhu 1/21 - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge (Reloaded)
January 14, 2020 05:23 - 51 minutes - 94.9 MBThe posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot thei...
Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 1/21 - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge (Remastered)
January 14, 2020 05:23 - 50 minutes - 92.5 MBThe posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot thei...
Ep. 1: Down Darker Trails - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge
January 14, 2020 05:23 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBThe posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way...
Episode 1 - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge
January 14, 2020 05:23 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBDeputy sheriff Ellie Bishop is looking for revenge as our ragtag party of investigators assembles for the very first time at the scene of a hanging. Join us for the series premiere episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody, an actual play Call of Cthulhu show in the Old West. Become a supporter of the podcast at our Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed to help us and earn early access to future episodes.
Episode 0 - Meet the Investigators
January 12, 2020 17:00 - 12 minutes - 17.8 MBHowdy and welcome to the world of Aint Slayed Nobody. We are playing the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game from Chaosium in an Old West setting. Our world is inhabited by lawwomen, cowboys, outlaws, drifters, godly folks, prospectors, critters, and mythos terrors from the H.P. Lovecraft universe. Join us for the ride of a lifetime as we role-play with plenty of surprises and laughs.
Ep. 0: Y'all of Cthulhu - Meet the Investigators
January 12, 2020 17:00 - 12 minutes - 13.9 MBHowdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators and learn how they came together in this world of the lawful, the lawless, and everything in between. Saddle up there, hoss, and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. Check ...
Ep. 0: Down Darker Trails - Meet the Investigators
January 12, 2020 17:00 - 12 minutes - 16.7 MBHowdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators and learn how they came together in this world of the lawful, the lawless, and everything in between. Saddle up there, hoss, and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. Rid...
Trailer for Y'all of Cthulhu
January 10, 2020 21:03 - 59 seconds - 929 KBA short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. **Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody Shirts** https://slayed.me/merch **Chat with Us** https://slayed.me/discord **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 Hosted on Acast. See ...
Trailer for Ain't Slayed Nobody TTRPG - Season 1 Y'all of Cthulhu
January 10, 2020 21:03 - 1 minute - 10.9 MBA short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG ...
Trailer for Ain't Slayed Nobody TTRPG
January 10, 2020 21:03 - 1 minute - 1.41 MBA short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content.