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Ain't Slayed Nobody

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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Gold ENnie winning podcast, bringing immersive tabletop roleplaying games to your feed! We feature short campaigns and one-shots using Chaosium’s Call of Cthulhu and other systems. We know you’ll find something you love amongst our experimental blend of narrative and actual play series with horrifying, humorous, and dramatic stories. Join our Discord server to chat about the show and become a member of the Patreon posse to support our independent podcast. Supporters gain bonus content, early campaign access, ad-free episodes, and they even help us shape the story. If you enjoy any podcasts from The Glass Cannon Network, Dark Dice, The Adventure Zone, Dungeons & Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, How We Roll Podcast, or Pretending to be People, you may like us too.

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Of Sorrow and Clay (NP) 1/2 - Take Me Home

February 15, 2022 08:07 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Deep in the Appalachian mountains, the adult Taft children Lorelei, Pistol, Blair, and Faith reunite at the old homestead to search for their missing father. Surrounded by memories and moonshine, the siblings uncover family secrets and old half-truths that some would prefer stay buried in the roots of their childhood home. What secrets will they learn about their family out amidst the trees? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/pa...

Ep. 2: The Sinful Seven - Here Be Dragons

December 09, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 110 MB

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: Our guest party, the Vigilance Committee, finally learns the truth about the dragon sightings in the Texas desert. The weird Old West gets distinctively weirder for the posse as they investigate Biff's sudden disappearance, hunt for Blaze the dragon, and go further than any of them have ever gone before. Who will the posse antagonize this time? Will they finally track down the dragon? And do any of them have any chance whatsoever of surviving th...

Ep. 1: The Sinful Seven - Here Be Dragons

December 02, 2021 04:39 - 1 hour - 112 MB

On this special episode of Ain’t Slayed Nobody: Our guest posse ventures out into the desert of 1867 to hunt some dragons. Recently sworn in as a Vigilance Committee to track down the source of the fantastical rumors, the motley crew rides into perhaps more chaos and confusion than they can handle as they find contradictory evidence, hostile townsfolk, and more dust and ash than they can shake a stick at. What horrors await them in the desert? Will they manage to find the dragon without alien...

Ep. 2: Totally Not a Cult Gathering - Gone Fishing

October 31, 2021 07:37 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

The conclusion of our two-part Halloween Special for 2021. Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Totally-Not-A-Cult Gathering (AP) 2/2 - Gone Fishing

October 31, 2021 07:37 - 1 hour - 125 MB

The conclusion of our two-part Halloween Special for 2021. Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for lis...

Ep. 1: Totally Not a Cult Gathering - Family Meeting

October 27, 2021 10:12 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Totally-Not-A-Cult Gathering (AP) 1/2 - Family Meeting

October 27, 2021 10:12 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some peo...

Ep. 1: The Meat Trade - Gimme Shelter (Preview)

September 28, 2021 08:16 - 1 hour - 96 MB

Join Scott Dorward, cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick for this World War Cthulhu: London series. In this debut episode, our investigators from the East End of London seek shelter from a German air raid during WW2. Meet new friends in the bomb shelter. Join Patreon to enjoy the rest of the series at https://patreon.com/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fan Q&A: Y'all of Cthulhu Season 1

September 21, 2021 07:50 - 58 minutes - 79.8 MB

We answered fan questions about Season One of Y'all of Cthulhu. Learn more about how the show works, our opinions on horror, some bits of backstory, and more. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

UNLAND (AP) 3/3 - Last Admission

September 15, 2021 08:17 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horror...

UNLAND (AP) 2/3 - Emergency Exit

September 14, 2021 22:44 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/f...

UNLAND (AP) 1/3 - Theme Parkour

September 13, 2021 14:31 - 1 hour - 186 MB

On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's ...

Featured Podcast: The CritShow

September 10, 2021 06:29 - 46 minutes - 63.4 MB

Enjoy our featured podcast The CritShow in this special episode swap with Ain't Slayed Nobody. Welcome to The Critshow’s ‘Other Side of the Coin’ Universe, where the Keeper, Rev, will introduce you to our heroes, Jake, Tass, and TJ as they accept a mission from the Indianapolis Paranormal Taskforce. They battle with light switches and rigging rope as something devious lurks in the shadows… ------ You can support The Critshow through our Patreon to get more weekly TTRPG Actual Play content...

Fairyland (AP) 3/3 - Into the Madness

September 08, 2021 22:43 - 1 hour - 168 MB

The night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patre...

Fairyland (AP) 2/3 - Into the Town

September 07, 2021 22:43 - 1 hour - 129 MB

Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https...

Fairyland (AP) 1/3 - Into the Woods

September 06, 2021 14:14 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter com...

The Meat Trade (Patreon Preview) - Gimme Shelter

September 01, 2021 08:16 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Join Scott Dorward, cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick for this World War Cthulhu: London series. In this debut episode, our investigators from the East End of London seek shelter from a German air raid during WW2. Meet new friends in the bomb shelter. Join Patreon to enjoy the rest of the series at https://patreon.com/aintslayed. **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under ...

Ep. 21: Y'all of Cthulhu - My Beloved Monster

August 31, 2021 06:12 - 1 hour - 141 MB

At last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and darkness as Johnny calls on an unlikely ally and the sheriff reaches out to forces she may not be able to control. Who will win in the final showdown? Where's Erik? Can the world survive what's being unleashed upon it? Find out in this final ride down season one's darker trails. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for priva...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 21/21 - My Beloved Monster

August 31, 2021 06:12 - 1 hour - 181 MB

At last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and darkness as Johnny calls on an unlikely ally and the sheriff reaches out to forces she may not be able to control. Who will win in the final showdown? Where's Erik? Can the world survive what's being unleashed upon it? Find out in this final ride down season one's darker trails. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 20/21 - Well Actually

August 17, 2021 07:12 - 1 hour - 156 MB

Events in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny awakens from his horrific ordeal, the stars begin to align...but for what? Can Johnny find Jeremiah and reunite what's left of our beleaguered posse? Will he have the strength to complete the ritual that might be their best chance at salvation? Is Ellie strong enough to take on Colin Brock alone? And will anyone be left to tell the tale? Tran...

Ep. 20: Y'all of Cthulhu - Well Actually

August 17, 2021 07:12 - 1 hour - 128 MB

Events in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny awakens from his horrific ordeal, the stars begin to align...but for what? Can Johnny find Jeremiah and reunite what's left of our beleaguered posse? Will he have the strength to complete the ritual that might be their best chance at salvation? Is Ellie strong enough to take on Colin Brock alone? And will anyone be left to tell the tale? **Get b...

Ep. 1: The Medicine Show - Astounding (Preview)

August 04, 2021 14:29 - 59 minutes - 82 MB

Join Jeremiah Fensworth and his three deputized friends in Silver City, Idaho several years before the events of Y'all of Cthulhu 1891. The group eagerly awaits the arrival of Doctor Albert's Medicine Wagon, but everything is not what it seems. This episode is part 1 of 4 for this Patreon mini-series. To complete the series, join us at patreon.com/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep. 19: Y'all of Cthulhu - Hushabye

July 13, 2021 08:14 - 1 hour - 109 MB

While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the lost souls of Olvido may have unintended consequences as he charges recklessly into the dangers ah...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 19/21 - Hushabye

July 13, 2021 08:14 - 1 hour - 133 MB

While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the lost souls of Olvido may have unintended consequences as he charges recklessly into the dangers a...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 18/21 - Gross Anatomy

June 08, 2021 09:17 - 1 hour - 130 MB

With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age...

Ep. 18: Y'all of Cthulhu - Gross Anatomy

June 08, 2021 09:17 - 1 hour - 105 MB

With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go? **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep. 17: Y'all of Cthulhu - Out of Time

May 11, 2021 08:46 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape the doom hanging over their heads? And will they have the guts to do what needs to be done? **Get b...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 17/21 - Out of Time

April 27, 2021 08:46 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape the doom hanging over their heads? And will they have the guts to do what needs to be done? Tran...

Ep. 16: Y'all of Cthulhu - Separation Anxiety

April 13, 2021 07:54 - 1 hour - 102 MB

The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin Brock's plan? Will anyone survive the endgame? And what's the deal with the goat woof, anyway? *...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 16/21 - Separation Anxiety

April 13, 2021 07:54 - 1 hour - 124 MB

The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin Brock's plan? Will anyone survive the endgame? And what's the deal with the goat woof, anyway? ...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 15/21 - The Weight

March 11, 2021 08:25 - 1 hour - 136 MB

Dark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with Colin Brock, while Johnny, Jeremiah, and Father Flint venture deeper into the dark heart of the hotel. What cosmic horrors await the party in their investigations? Will the mystery of Ellie's father's murder finally be revealed? And what (or who) is making that awful scream? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** ...

Ep. 15: Y'all of Cthulhu - The Weight

March 11, 2021 08:25 - 1 hour - 109 MB

The posse is split as they explore the mysterious Fulton Place Hotel. Lance and Ellie uncover truths of the past and future. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ep. 14: Y'all of Cthulhu - Key Issues

February 16, 2021 19:07 - 1 hour - 104 MB

The posse tries to learn what is behind a locked door at their hotel in Olvido. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 14/21 - Key Issues

February 16, 2021 19:07 - 1 hour - 128 MB

The posse discovers the joys of a split party as Lance and Ellie ride off in search of Colin Brock, Father Flint and Jeremiah investigate a mysterious locked door, and Johnny babysits Bertie. Tensions rise and new mysteries await around every corner, if the party can survive to untangle them all. Will Ellie finally have her revenge on Colin Brock? What is up with these overly-cheerful townsfolks, anyway? And what lurks behind those locked doors? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed ...

Ep. 13: Y'all of Cthulhu - Dust Devils

January 14, 2021 12:03 - 1 hour - 116 MB

The posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin Brock and confront the demons of their past? **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 13/21 - Dust Devils

January 14, 2021 12:03 - 1 hour - 144 MB

The posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin Brock and confront the demons of their past? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS: Abandonment, Alcohol consum...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 12/21 - Weekend at Bertie's

December 08, 2020 12:12 - 1 hour - 114 MB

It's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of unease grows exponentially the closer they get to their final goal. What terrors await them in the barn? Will Lance ever awaken? And is Ellie, at long last, about to have her revenge on Colin Brock? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not ...

Ep. 12: Y'all of Cthulhu - Weekend at Bertie's

December 08, 2020 12:12 - 1 hour - 94 MB

It's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of unease grows exponentially the closer they get to their final goal. What terrors await them in the barn? Will Lance ever awaken? And is Ellie, at long last, about to have her revenge on Colin Brock? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't ...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 11/21 - Dying Light

November 17, 2020 13:28 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Our posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journey's end. The flora and the fauna aren't all what they seem to be down darker trails, and perhaps not all the townsfolk are content to see the party off on their merry way. Will Ellie ever get revenge for her father's death? Where's everyone's weaponry? What's up with the rocks around here, anyway? And most importantly, is this the episode wher...

Ep. 11: Y'all of Cthulhu - Dying Light

November 17, 2020 13:28 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Our posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journey's end. The flora and the fauna aren't all what they seem to be down darker trails, and perhaps not all the townsfolk are content to see the party off on their merry way. Will Ellie ever get revenge for her father's death? Where's everyone's weaponry? What's up with the rocks around here, anyway? And most importantly, is this the episode where...

Ep. 3: Mister Corbitt - Cradle to Grave

November 10, 2020 08:56 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB

Our ghost-hunters’ investigation of the Corbitt House hurtles towards its terrifying conclusion as the four investigators discover the truth of what Mr. Corbitt was working on in his secret lab. What madness lies in store for Lucky, Kermit, Moose, and Eddie? Do they ever bust any ghosts? Will they escape without setting anything on fire? And that’s definitely a baby crying in the basement, right? Right??? With guest Keeper Mike Mason from Chaosium. Check out more by visiting us at https://www...

Ep. 2: Mister Corbitt - Fear and Loathing

November 03, 2020 06:48 - 56 minutes - 81.1 MB

Our team of ghost hunters continue their exploration of the mysterious Corbitt house after their grisly discovery in the garden. They quickly discover that what's inside the house may be far worse than what they encountered outside it, but even those horrors can't compare to Boston highway traffic. Will Eddie ever make it back to rejoin the party, or is he doomed to sit in his car while everyone else goes mad? Does the ghost-busting equipment actually work? What's in the greenhouse? And most ...

Ep. 1: Mister Corbitt - Grounds for Concern

October 27, 2020 05:56 - 59 minutes - 83 MB

On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: Lucky Davenport and her team of ghost hunters tackle a mansion of madness as they investigate the strange goings-on at the home of Mr. Corbitt. The party may not be afraid of no ghosts, but the cosmic horrors awaiting them may be more than even they can handle. What secrets lie buried in this quiet Boston suburb? What is the reclusive Mister Corbitt hiding? And most importantly, who's going to die first? With Guest Keeper Mike Mason, Chaosium ...

Ep. 10: Y'all of Cthulhu - Down Darker Trials

October 13, 2020 12:04 - 1 hour - 102 MB

The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs? Check out more by visiting us at https:/...

Ep. 3: UNLAND - Last Admission

October 06, 2020 08:17 - 1 hour - 117 MB

Our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horror...

Ep. 2: UNLAND - Emergency Exit

October 06, 2020 07:15 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for e...

Ep. 1: UNLAND - Theme Parkour

September 22, 2020 14:31 - 1 hour - 146 MB

On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's p...

Ep. 9: Y'all of Cthulhu - House Call

September 08, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails. Check out...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 10/21 - Down Darker Trials

September 03, 2020 12:04 - 1 hour - 121 MB

The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreo...

Y'all of Cthulhu (NP) 9/21 - House Call

September 01, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails. Transcr...