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2 WOKE 2 F.

84 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 80 ratings

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

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Episodes

Down my Wormhole

October 04, 2023 19:12 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Like Being God.

Boneless penis

May 20, 2023 19:35 - 53 minutes - 50.7 MB

He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.

The Wiggles of Death Metal

March 09, 2023 20:02 - 51 minutes - 96.3 MB

Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions. 

WE're NOT the Crazy ONes

January 11, 2023 23:16 - 57 minutes - 106 MB

We'll never stop being thsi way, we'll never stop being this gay.

WHEN HIS MISTRESS DIES - 123122 7.25 PM

January 01, 2023 00:28 - 19 minutes - 37.9 MB

Funding for Relavent Takes is made possible in part by The World Reading Council; The Corporation for Peoples' Broadcasting and financial support from listeners like you. 

NEVER APOLOGIZE

November 29, 2022 01:45 - 41 minutes - 59 MB

NEVER APOLOGIZE

BLUEMAN JEW

November 07, 2022 06:04 - 40 minutes - 98.9 MB Video

KANYE - BIDEN - PELOSI - BROOKES THESE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE MOVEMENT WE CALL "SHOW." BLUE NO MATTER JEW!

2W2F 2

October 13, 2022 02:08 - 38 minutes - 37.1 MB

EQUITY. BACHELORETTES. ORAL SEX. TAKE A SIP FOR RACIAL JUSTICE, AS THE BOYS DO WELL BY DOING GOOD.

PREVIEW - NEW EPISODE

October 13, 2022 02:02 - 9 minutes - 9.99 MB

WITH PAPA JOE AT THE HELM, THERE'S NO TWEETING, NO PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH RUSSIA, NO ANTAGONIZING NORTH KOREA, NO FBI INVESTIGATIONS, NO SPECIAL COUNSEL...JUST A PRESIDENT QUIETLY DOING THE WORK.  

LITERALLY RABID

August 31, 2022 22:09 - 39 minutes - 56 MB

NAZIPUNCHRRR HAS RETURNED FROM INDIA WITH STORIES OF DOGS AND HOLINESS. STILL, WE FRET.

No justice, no peace, NO PROBLEM!

July 09, 2022 01:55 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE, NO PROBLEM

It's been a minute

April 25, 2022 20:13 - 38 minutes - 54.8 MB

Ukraine. Off-beat wedding. More.

HONOR BRIGHT!

January 24, 2022 07:09 - 47 minutes - 65.8 MB

This episode is a DIFFERENT type of episode, and you should be ready to heed the call when you hear it. We mean BUSINESS!!!

WOKE CHRISTMAS

January 08, 2022 23:28 - 1 hour - 88 MB

The music, the fascism, the Vice President, tha God, the OmNIcron, the news, the hate. We're very liberal. And we're changing the world. The Buddha said, "For he who has nothing, the world is filled with temptation. But for he who is tempted, nothing can stand in his way." How did they know I had a mouse inside my apartment? Buddha got a little dick.

M.E.D. men -----

December 04, 2021 17:40 - 38 minutes - 54.1 MB

Find out if YOU'RE a M.E.D. man! 2w2f is inspired by so many brave women, girls and men of color, and we share this inspiration with our spiritual sibling from another birthing person: he is radical, revolutionary, singer, poet, actor, author, anti-racist, ally and living threat to everything phony, commercial and tame, Henry Rollins. This episode is dedicated to his memory.

SHAMED. AND NAMED. AND BLAMED.

November 07, 2021 10:44 - 25 minutes - 36.4 MB

Admiral Levine. RIP Colin Powell. Government doesn't make rules, it explains reality. AOC and Bernie - "legitimately friends." Mit-ta Floyd. SUPPLY. DEMAND. AND THE PANDEMIC. My friend, Scottt.

Which Side R U On

October 31, 2021 13:05 - 38 minutes - 54.6 MB

Buttery Smooth Barry Obama. Let's Go, Brandon. Throwin' Shade. Which Side R U On?

UNICORN

September 22, 2021 06:08 - 30 minutes - 57.4 MB

good news today! From Afghanistan to Covid19 to becoming a Unicorn, everything is going amazingly.

2W2F -- Going to a GROUP HOME

August 29, 2021 09:26 - 38 minutes - 54.3 MB

...don't ya wanna go! And that's alright! Going to a group home Obama Dollars Jay Z fingers Donnie Dobbins

2w2f - Bats and Snakes and Stuff

August 16, 2021 14:33 - 34 minutes - 48.5 MB

Put this in your earbuds, lay back and take a break with your eyes closed. You earned it, for all I know. Of course, "you earned it" is something we should never say, because the concept of EARNING is designed to support white supremacy. Everything was created to support white supremacy. We have to burn it down. AGAIN.  

WHAT RAGE?

July 13, 2021 09:44 - 41 minutes - 57.7 MB

In the 11th episode of the 3rd season, these two discuss Joe Biden and how great he is, remind us how terrible Trump was, and delve into the most dangerous type of rage, which is the opposite of a beautiful kind of joy.

BLACK JOY

July 01, 2021 19:13 - 45 minutes - 83.6 MB

Black joy is a counteraction for the immense amount of pain black people must endure. As People of Color, and black people in particular, are literally hunted down like dogs in the street, lynched, terrorized, drawn and quartered, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a rail, stuck with the check, fined unnecessarily for parking violations they didn't commit... Now. More than ever. There is. A. Need. For black joy. Discover Black Joy with these 2 white guys in their 40's.

EMASKULATION. BE COOL WITH THAT

May 13, 2021 12:14 - 45 minutes - 63 MB

GET WITH IT. THE WORLD DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US NOW. CUT YOURSELF.

Big Magical George

May 05, 2021 14:32 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MB

Big magical George

Folks Need Their Justice

April 14, 2021 22:24 - 46 minutes - 64.7 MB

Revolution is in the air. The poet Bob Dylan once sang, "How many roads must a man burn down before they call him a man?" He later reveals that the answer, just like revolution, "is blowin' in the wind." And if you lick your finger and stick it up there - and I don't mean stick it up there a little for like a second and a half, I mean STICK IT WAY UP THERE AND MOVE IT AROUND FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND KEEP IT UP there until your arm is tired -- you come up with the same answer: A LOT.

the 'tard shepherd

April 12, 2021 07:41 - 1 hour - 87.8 MB

2W2F - back again.

The Dirty Rebellion

March 09, 2021 17:48 - 45 minutes - 83.2 MB

We talk about Rachel Levine, because that's his sweet girl. All kinda everything goin' on. Thank God Trump is OVA!

double whitenesses

February 27, 2021 16:58 - 37 minutes - 52.5 MB

Trump is out of the so-called White House, and now Joe Biden is working hard to turn this ship around and sail towards Nirvana. We want EQUITY. BLACK LIVES! JAIL TIME for no-mask scofflaws. Stronger limits and tighter controls on internet disinformation. Time for Americans to shut-up, put on your damn mask and spread out all the resources and access to resources, into the communities where the communities who need them can ACCESS them and maybe, I don't know, not starve.

2W2F - NONSTOP ORGASM IN MY MIND

February 16, 2021 08:40 - 46 minutes - 64.8 MB

SINCE TRUMP GONE, ORGASM NONSTOP  

LONG-HAULER

January 30, 2021 23:43 - 35 minutes - 49.7 MB

## 2W2F 03 003 THE STRUGGLE. THE JOY. THE VICTORY. THE COVID LONG-HAULER.

IMPROVED 2W2F - LASER HOCUSED MORE hocus

January 20, 2021 04:44 - 33 minutes - 61.6 MB

The previously-released episode was sabotaged by idiot Trump operatives who (LOL) thought they could STOP the TRUTH.  Now, here's the episode with enhanced volume and clarity. SUCK IT, dummies!

laser hocused

January 19, 2021 14:26 - 33 minutes - 61 MB

get ready

2WOKE2F - THINGS HAVE CHANGED

January 08, 2021 07:17 - 28 minutes - 52.5 MB

As we decide what to do with the former President -- whose name shall not be spoken -- we narrow our eyes and take a look at Joe Biden, while anticipating a couple of the problems he just won't be able to solve, like the persistence of able-ism in the absurd tradition of clapping our hands together at the end of, well, anything.  We also look forward to science returning to the forefront of pop culture, and we can't help but see a resurgence of shows like Caroline in the City, movies like ...

WHAT DID I DO?

December 25, 2020 21:00 - 30 minutes - 55.5 MB

You love your private property. But listen and learn how little you ACTUALLY own.

*SPECIAL* 2W2F PLACEHOLDER

December 16, 2020 16:54 - 55 minutes - 76.8 MB

WHILE THE HOSTS OF 2W2F GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, ENJOY THIS LESS ABSTRACT, LESS SARCASTIC, LESS MUSICAL BUT MORE DIRECT REPLACEMENT SHOW. IT'S THE SECOND EPISODE OF SO RIGHT, WITH PAT DIXON AND THOMAS PALADINO. IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK, PLS WRITE (and don't be a dick about it) [email protected] 2W2F will return soon with new episodes and shit.

A VOTE FOR SCIENCE

November 02, 2020 12:08 - 47 minutes - 87.2 MB

Joe Biden = Science Donald T---p = Racism Who would've ever thought that science would still be forced to battle it out with racism in 2020? But hey, that's wypipo, amiright?  The hosts of 2W2F urge you all to REMAIN SAFE during this most important election. The safety of our democracy is at stake, but so is the safety of our health.  Election safety hacks: 1. Avoid voting at the polls! Complete your ballot(s) at home and present them directly to a member of BLM/Antifa or your assi...

the DEVIL in CHARGE

October 15, 2020 21:54 - 40 minutes - 73.6 MB

WHO'S IN CHARGE?  

Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

October 05, 2020 22:00 - 34 minutes - 63.5 MB

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit ourselves.  2020, a year of hard work, tears, dingbat stammering and shit in pants. And we did it...

Does WAP song make you nervous? 2W2F - SHAREABLE SAMPLE

September 15, 2020 21:40 - 3 minutes - 6.54 MB

3 min from "Serious Days"

A COOL CHANGE

September 14, 2020 09:31 - 33 minutes - 60.9 MB

If you're like me, your guilty pleasure is Hee-Haw. I have others, of course, but Hee-Haw is both the guiltiest and most pleasurable of them all. For a verified radical, soon-to-be street ready (once we have a vaccine), dyed-in-the-wool anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-colonial anarcho-abolitionist activist and hermit, you might think being a fan of the corniest hillbilly TV romp ever to lull the sheeple of America back into their capitalist slumber might be sort of, umm, PROBLEMATIC. Well,...

serious days

September 03, 2020 11:48 - 27 minutes - 50.8 MB

those were the funny days... these are the serious days.

TURD IMMUNITY

July 25, 2020 22:31 - 45 minutes - 61.8 MB

We're still here. In some ways, we're here-er than we've ever been before.

STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

July 14, 2020 05:10 - 35 minutes - 65.4 MB

People are talking about the need for historic change, therefore there's no way we can have any sort of consistency in policy and shit like that. Welcome to 2020 -- AKA PERFECT VISION -- and I know WE 2 are seeing the world much more clearly. Put this show in your earbuds, sit back and enjoy this rare listening experience.

POPPED OFF

June 10, 2020 15:59 - 38 minutes - 52.6 MB

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU? BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TASTE OF AWESOME LIVING WITHOUT THE TYPICAL HASSLES OF CAPITALISM, i.e. EARNING MONEY, HAVING A J...

KARENS

May 24, 2020 09:17 - 48 minutes - 88.3 MB

KARENS.

The Devil you don't

May 10, 2020 21:13 - 44 minutes - 82.2 MB

when word of the p-dem-ic's arrival here reached us in late January, we were, just like most people, more or less indifferent. it wasn't instantly a major concern. Like most people, we put our faith in Nancy Pelosi. As one of the eldest, most-trusted and adored American Stateswomen of all time, she represented a solidity (albeit an elegant one!), but she always had a way of making it clear that she was also working on levels that we couldn't comprehend. for example, no one quite understo...

hoisted on our own tard

April 29, 2020 01:10 - 50 minutes - 92.5 MB

2w2F socially distanced

QuranTeen

April 01, 2020 00:56 - 43 minutes - 59.7 MB

we've been off for a couple of weeks as our living situations have changed. And now, quarantined. Scared. Frightened. Afraid. We wait with our fears while the bright light screens, calmmmmmm theeeee sheepppppp pleeeeeee.

You're So RIGHT!

March 11, 2020 15:11 - 47 minutes - 86.2 MB

While 2 Woke 2 F. is taking a minute to get its shit together and record an episode, here's a completely different podcast. Let me know what you think.

MEAT 2 MEAT - take 2

February 20, 2020 14:08 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MB

2w2F - ARE YOU WOKE YET? ARE YOU TOO WOKE? CAN U B 2 WOKE? CAN I C U P?