Previous Episode: KARENS

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU?

BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TASTE OF AWESOME LIVING WITHOUT THE TYPICAL HASSLES OF CAPITALISM, i.e. EARNING MONEY, HAVING A JOB, KEEPING A JOB, THEY WOULD LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

ALL IT TOOK WAS THREE MONTHS OF GETTING PAID BY CREEPY UNCLE SAM TO WORK ON THEIR OWN PERSONAL PROJECTS, WAFT FARTS UP TO THEIR NOSES AND SCREAM OUT THE WINDOW FOR A MINUTE A DAY (THAT'S KEY) TO FINALLY CATCH UP TO US AND FINALLY START POPPING OFF, FINALLY.

THANK THE EARTH MOTHER SPIRIT FOR THE VIRUS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THAT SOME OF OUR GOVERNORS AND MAYORS ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO AND HAD THE SACK TO TELL T---P WHERE TO STICK IT WHEN HE WANTED TO OPEN UP THE ECONOMY AGAIN RIGHT AWAY. CUOMO, DE BLASIO, MICHIGAN LADY, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, KEPT US SAFE WHEN DONNY-BOY WANTED TO SEND US OUT TO CERTAIN DEATH, AND IN THE MEANTIME HOME-CONFINED PEOPLE STARTED WIGGIN' 'CAUSE THEY SEEN HOW THE SYSTEM WAS BENDIN' 'EM OVER AND THE WHOLE JOINT, COAST 2 COAST, WAS THEN A TINDERBOX. 

IF ORANGE MAN WOULD'VE HAD HIS WAY, NONE OF THIS - AND I MEAN NONE OF IT - WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, AND WE'D BE NO BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE.

BUT IT DID HAPPEN, AND WE'VE TAKEN OUR OWN "GREAT LEAP FORWARD." AND JUST BECAUSE WE CELEBRATEN THE FACT, DO NOT ASSUME THIS MEANS WE CELEBRATEN THE MINNIE MAN'S DATH. WE AIN'T. WOULD NEVER. COULD EVER. REST IN POWER, GF.

BUT DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF THIS PROGRESS.

IS WE HAPPY GEORGE FLOYD WAS MURDERED ON LIVE TV? NO, OF COURSE NOT. DOES WE THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, CONSIDERING WE TURNED THE COUNTRY ON FIRE AND GOT TONS OF COPS FIRED FROM THEY JOBS AND CHARGED WIT CRIMES. SORRY, YAH. I MEAN, THE MAN GOT A GOLDEN CASKET AND EVEN THAT RACIST MAYOR KNEEL'D DOWN AND CRIED BEFORE IT, ASHAMED OF WHAT HE DONE AND WHAT ALL WHITE PEOPLE DONE, NO DOUBT. WHOEVER SNUCK AND CAUGHT THAT VIDEO OF HIM, BIG UPS. HAD HE KNOWN HE WAS GONNA BE SEEN ON CAMERA DOIN' THAT, CRYIN' AT THE DEAD BLACK MAN'S FUNERAL, HE'D OF PROBABLY JUST SENT FLOWERS.

SEE THIS IS A WAR. IN A WAR, SOME PEOPLE GONNA DIE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. SOME OF US DON'T EVEN KNOW WE AT WAR. SOME OF US IS JUST BUYING CIGARETTES WITH A TRICK $20, SITTIN' BEHIND THE WHEEL AND ENJOYIN' THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE PERSONAL MEDICINES WE GOTTA TAKE. THEN, BAM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE WAR AND YOU ON THE FRONT LINES.

BUT THIS TIME, THE COUNTRY HAD STUDIED THE ISSUE LONG ENOUGH TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THEY HAD THE TIME THEY NEEDED TO GET EDUCATED, SAW WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY, THINK IT OVER CAREFULLY; THEN MAKE A DECISION TO DO THE RIGHT THING FOR A CHANGE AND GET OFF THEY LAZY ASSES, GRAB A FEW TOOLS, MASK-UP AND SET FIRE TO THE COMMUNITY. IT'S TIME TO GO OUT AND DO INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND TO THINK. GET IN THE CAR, ANYBODY'S CAR (DON'T MATTER) OR GO OUT AND BLOCK TRAFFIC, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO EITHER BLOCK TRAFFIC OR RUN OVER SOMEONE TO GET WHERE WE GOIN'.

Y'ALL, WE EARNED IT. TAKE A BREAK. TAKE A STAND. TAKE A KNEE. TAKE A NAP. FK IT, IT'S SUMMER.