2 WOKE 2 F.
84 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 months ago - ★★★★★ - 80 ratings"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!
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TURTH 2 POWER
February 02, 2020 16:36 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MB"Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence." He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay? As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revolution. Please put them into practice post haste. We are the RESISTANCE. We are the IRRESIS...
Qasem & Qassim
January 11, 2020 23:07 - 49 minutes - 89.9 MBWe. Are. At. War. I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe... Four. More. Years. Of. Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize: I. Believe. In. YOU. So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affirmative message. What's scary about me believing in you? Well.... I. Have. No. Idea....
Foresight is 2020
January 04, 2020 16:34 - 54 minutes - 100 MBThe first show released in 2020 happens to be the LAST show recorded in 2019. That's because this show takes a minute to process, and we appreciate your interest, patience and engagement. thanks to fans who, like us, oppose Trump so much that you've gone way past Trump Derangement Syndrome and landed on PARTY MANIA fueled by anger and lack of facts. Our practice is to barely follow the news, and we KNOW that we are BETTER informed for it. As long as 45 is at the wheel, up is down, down i...
2 NON-BLONDES, 2W2F
December 24, 2019 12:58 - 54 minutes - 99.7 MBWe've been celebrating this entire month as the walls have continued to close in on 45. The IMPEACHMENT has been beautiful in every way. We've treasured every single moment, although, tbh, I missed most of it. I did get to see the incredible testimony of 3 of the professors who provided irrefutable evidence that the president had committed crimes here. It's like, what does it take for you people to grasp this concept... Your President is CORRUPT. Now, pull on your bigboy panties, get him out...
Innocently Barbecuing
November 10, 2019 18:51 - 30 minutes - 55.4 MBA New York Times piece teaches us that when Indian kids pick on African-American kids, and pee on them, it's actually Whiteness evolving. (note: "Whiteness" = "racism"). By the way, Trump, Barr and the rest of those crooks are GOING TO JAIL. Whatever the subject, we're not afraid to talk about it.
A Whiff of Taint
October 30, 2019 13:04 - 50 minutes - 93 MB8 years of perfect, stainless, righteous, respectable, decent, antifascist, pro-global, anti-anti-abortion, UN-friendly, SCANDAL-FREE, legitimately-elected, savvy, environmentally-responsible, transparently opaque, non-Russia-controlled, strong, brave, anti-racist, smart, uncompromising, LEGAL, integrity, accomplishment administration of our government.... *BARRY, WE MISSSSS YOUUUUUU!!!!* Now? People gotta rise like the water.
Intelligence is smart
October 18, 2019 03:20 - 44 minutes - 81.7 MBwe support James Comey, Jim Clapper, Big John Brennan and the other heroes of US Intelligence
Impeachmentlypse NOW!
October 08, 2019 00:54 - 39 minutes - 74.1 MBIMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT
burning men
September 15, 2019 07:45 - 40 minutes - 74.7 MBwe still woke. you listen. share. review. rate.
2w2f - SO GRETA THUNBERG
September 05, 2019 23:19 - 42 minutes - 78.7 MBGRETA THUNBERG IS HERE. STUPID AMERICANS. ANTIFA RULZ. DOWN WITH TRUMP.
CIVILIZED
August 30, 2019 23:43 - 41 minutes - 77.8 MB2 WOKE = 2 REAL, 2 WOKE = 2 STRONG, 2 WOKE = 2 BAD 4 TRUMP, 2 WOKE = 2 SMART, 2 WOKE = 2 DIE 4, 2 WOKE = 2 MANY 2 KILL, 2 WOKE = UN-4-TUNATE 4 FASCISTS, 2 WOKE = 2 -4THE PRICE OF 1 2 WOKE = 2-OOT UNCOMMON, 2 WOKE = ZERO 4-SKINS.... 2 WOKE = 2 SOPHISTICATED WHITE CAVE-DWELLERS, TRYING TO GET CIVILIZED BEFORE IT'S 2 LATE 4 CHANGE. (HEY Y'ALL... WE OPTIMISTIC TODAY.... AIN'T NEVER 2 LATE 4 CHANGE). SUBSCRIBE, RATE, REVIEW, SHARE TO BEAT TRUMP IN 2020, WE MUST ALL COMBINE OUR POWER. OUR...
2W2F -- YOU ARE ALL WHITE SUPREMACISTS
August 21, 2019 04:30 - 51 minutes - 71.4 MBTOO LATE TO ADMIT IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE. TRANS MAN REALIZES, "TRANS MAN" TRUMP IS WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI BBQ REARRANGE THE LETTERS ABOVE TO SPELL A PHRASE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. DOWN WITH TRUMP AND ALL RACISTS.
2W2F -- LOST EPISODE
July 30, 2019 12:00 - 57 minutes - 80.5 MBRECORDED. LOST. DISCOVERED. EDITED. A LUCKY EVERGREEN EPISODE, NO HEADLINES, JUST A CLIP FROM HANNAH GADSBY'S HILARIOUS STANDUP SPECIAL, NANETTE.
RACIST WYPIPO
July 23, 2019 23:34 - 42 minutes - 79.6 MB@TALBERTSWAN THE BISHOP - IS THE ONLY ONE TALKING ABOUT "THE FACT THAT TRUMP HAS RAPED 22 WOMEN." WHY!? WHERE IS THIS *AMAZING ECONOMY* WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT? A$AP ROCKY? WHAT? WHO? *NEXT* RASHIDA TLAIB, FEELING VERY COMFORTED. DEATH THREATS AGAINST THE SQUAD!! GET 2 WOKE
"masked UP!"
July 18, 2019 07:57 - 46 minutes - 86.8 MBONE OF OUR PROUD ANTIFA SOLDIERS HAS BEEN MURDERED AFTER TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF STARVING, CAGED CHILDREN. CRISIS ON THE BORDER AND IN IRAN. KIDS IN CAGES WITH NO TOOTHBRUSH.
Ngo Likey Milkshake??
July 07, 2019 05:19 - 42 minutes - 59.1 MBKAMALA HARRIS VIRTUALLY IMPALED joe biden on his own racist past, calling him out for something or other during the 1970's, something about bussing. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT RACIST S--T??? WE TALK - Anti-Fascists! and Andy Ngo - hope you like your milkshake ON THE ROCKS! LOLOLOL - sorry, not sorry, we aren't fascists and don't support fascists, white supremacists, nazis, republicans, MILO, the Proud Boys or Mussolini's brownshirts, okay? Hope so, that's that way it be! Listen, subscribe, sha...
PRESIDENT RAPIST
July 01, 2019 22:46 - 51 minutes - 94.4 MBTHE PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST THE U.S. IS OPERATING CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON THE SO-CALLED SOUTHERN BORDER
slumgullion
May 11, 2019 16:51 - 37 minutes - 68.6 MBbring an object. put it in the pot. this shit is free. never let anyone tell you socialism can't happen.
BIGBOY PROM
April 27, 2019 11:36 - 42 minutes - 59 MBPROM SPECIAL TIME FOR YOU! WELL, IT IS FOR GUYS LIKE US, TOO.
2W2F INFIDEL EASTER
April 21, 2019 00:49 - 38 minutes - 71.3 MBINFIDEL EASTER ILHAN OMAR - GREATEST LIVING AMERICAN
SONGS OF WOKENNESS
April 17, 2019 12:36 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB2 WOKE 2 FUK AOC - CODES-WITCHING COLLUSION - WORSE THAN WE EXPECTED ANTIFA - THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU CAN TRUST OMAR - HER LIFE IS IN DANGER 45 - DOES NOT EXIST
2 WOKE 2 F. 11
April 04, 2019 19:32 - 41 minutes - 58.4 MB2W2F - "You HAVE to be fired up." We've got questions, and we're not taking "yes" or "no" for an answer, because TRUTH isn't binary! "Right and wrong," "true and false," "black and white," these are all FALSE binaries to which we will no longer adhere. The upshot? Get used to it, white people, because the principle that works for people of color doesn't necessarily apply to you. In other words, YOU DON'T OWN TRUTH! Sorry, not sorry. On this, we accept NO MIDDLE GROUND! You're either wi...
2W2F 010 - THE BONE CHURCH
March 18, 2019 10:43 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MBTHIS EPISODE: We discuss Ilhan Omar, the way she pronounces "massacre" with the kind of go-grrrl menace that strikes fear into the hearts of dummass white men; The new MJ DOC, YO, WHY Y'ALL LYIN'? AND IF YA NOT, WHY Y'ALL JUDGIN'? IF Ya' R, WHY Y'ALL FRONTIN' LIKE you DIDN'T WANNA MARRY THE KING OF POP? WHY are WHITE PEOPLE sucking on the teat of MEXICAN BABIES while also building WESTERN CIVILIZATION OFF THE BACKS of MEXICAN BABIES; WHY is it wrong for people to explore their BODIES? and WH...
"I will never be the man that this did not happen to." - Jussie Smollett
February 20, 2019 10:27 - 46 minutes - 64.6 MB2 WOKE 2 F. 010 THE INCREDIBLE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC ATTACK OF JUSSIE SMOLLETT HAS, PREDICTABLY, MORPHED INTO A MEGA-RACIST, DOUBLE-HOMOPHOBIC ATTACK ON ALL GAY MEN OF COLOR, ALL VICTIMS OF THE AUTHORITARIAN WHITE MALE POWER STRUCTURE, AND ANY GROUP OF STRONG, FEARLESS, UNSTOPPABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN CONTINUOUSLY OPPRESSED AND HAD THEIR HOPES OF ATTAINING THE TRUE FREEDOM OF EQUALITY REPEATEDLY DASHED. THESE TENS OF MILLIONS OF BLACK HOMOSEXUALS, ALREADY COUNTLESS TIMES VICTIMIZED, ARE TH...
2W2F 009
February 11, 2019 07:13 - 52 minutes - 73.7 MBTHE NEW PLAN FOR BABIES GET HIP TO THE SHIT BEFORE IT GETS HIP TO YOU
2W2F 308 Nathan "The Elder"
February 01, 2019 18:00 - 41 minutes - 57.9 MB2 WOKE 2 F. MOCKS YOUR CAPITALIST HELL. WE STAND WITH ALYSSA MILANO, NATHAN "THE ELDER," NANCY PELOSI, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ, CNN. WE DEFECATE ON EVERYTHING YOU VALUE. THE CONFEDERACY WAS INCONTINENT.
2 WOKE 2 F. 005 "The Best a Man Can Get"?
January 20, 2019 19:11 - 55 minutes - 78 MBYo, Yo, Yo. Steve King, OUT No better way to celebrate KING DAY WEEKEND Jr. We gettin' our hands wet in ANTI-FASCISM. WE TALKING 'BOUT KILLIN' THE FASH!! PLUS we celebrate that SUPERWOKE GILLETTE AD. Have a Woke weekend
2 woke 2 f 004 - AOC SHUTDOWN APATOW TRUMP MORE
January 12, 2019 14:03 - 41 minutes - 58.5 MBAOC take Congress the F. OVUH! JUDD APATOW rocks our world! Bernie Bros Bad Behavior 45 wants to SHUT THE FREE PRESS THE F. down! WE ARE SO ANTI-TRUMP THAT WE MAKE ANTIFA LOOK LIKE TRUMP-TARDS.
2 WOKE 2 F 003
January 03, 2019 11:25 - 31 minutes - 43.8 MB1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg = SO BADASS! SO GANGSTA! SO MF WOKE! 2. The NY Times reports that leftists who were paid to conduct an experiment to determine how much influence they could have on an election have been accused (mostly by inference) of potentially affecting an actual special election for a seat in the U.S. Senate which was the subject of the experiment. 3. TED TALKS ARE AMAZING! Highlight on a special Ted Talk from Germany by a young medical student who sets the record "straight" ...
2 WOKE 2 F. EP 7
December 17, 2018 22:04 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MBT---P MUST BE DEFEATED. 2 WOKE guys look at the casual racism, misogyny, transphobia and human rights violations inherent in literally every aspect of every earthy event. this week, celebrate the sentencing of Michael Cohen, the impending impeachment of T---p, and the citizen's arrest made by hero Platano Man! 2 woke shares the correct way to eat out a non-op trans woman.
2 WOKE 2 F 006
December 09, 2018 18:25 - 47 minutes - 66.4 MBIT'S TRUMP TAKEDOWN TIME! We're taking aim at fascists, we're taking aim at Trump and we're BUSTING the United States on its MANY HUMAN RIGHTS OFFENSES! No holding back! We're exposing Trump, the truth about Michael Avenatti's abuse allegations, Obama's possible previous career and how cool it was, Stormy Daniels, the IRS, Somali Pirates, plus an original rap special that TAKES DOWN the delusions of White People (sorry, white people). Believe women, BLM, strength, stronger together.
2 WOKE TO F - WE ARE THE LIBERALS
October 28, 2018 04:58 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MBMAGABOMBER, PITTSBURGH, MORE