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2 Dumb Babies

246 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY!

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A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

The Animated episodes of the podcast always take on a specific subject. The live episodes are directionless and go everywhere. We talk about whatever is happening in Pop Culture and the News, stories of growing up, general observations, and anything we can turn into a comedy bit. Nothing is off limits and nothing is taken seriously.

You can listen to the audio podcast everywhere you listen to podacsts. There are extended versions of all the animated episodes.

For Fans of: 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House, Bad Friends, King and The Sting, Flagrant 2, Bill Bert, History Hyenas, We Might Be Drunk w/ Mark Normand and Sam Morril

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Episodes

#50 - White Supremacy

March 30, 2021 22:11 - 11 minutes - 23.8 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about White Supremacy, Nazi's, and your everyday racists WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #45

March 18, 2021 17:05 - 41 minutes - 79 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Falling onto stage, Willie won't stop yawning, Larston messes up the show, Homeless people aren't getting stimulus checks, Willie has nightmares every night, Irish Car Bombs, Home Security Offense, and more!

94 - St. Patrick's Day

March 18, 2021 17:05 - 41 minutes - 79 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Falling onto stage, Willie won't stop yawning, Larston messes up the show, Homeless people aren't getting stimulus checks, Willie has nightmares every night, Irish Car Bombs, Home Security Offense, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #43

March 07, 2021 00:35 - 43 minutes - 82.1 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week Eric and Willie started drinking too early and they talk about Jerking off at the Doctor's Office, Man and Dog Buttholes, Grabbing a big girls belly, Selling weed in Hawaii, Will the US Gov. be mad if you're killed in another country, Geisha's, Earth is the bad guy, and more!

92 - We Started Drinking Too Early

March 07, 2021 00:35 - 43 minutes - 82.1 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week Eric and Willie started drinking too early and they talk about Jerking off at the Doctor's Office, Man and Dog Buttholes, Grabbing a big girls belly, Selling weed in Hawaii, Will the US Gov. be mad if you're killed in another country, Geisha's, Earth is the bad guy, and more!

91 - Will They Raise Minimum Wage?

March 03, 2021 20:00 - 12 minutes - 26.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Minimum Wage and if the Government should raise it to fifteen dollars an hour. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#49 - Will They Raise Minimum Wage?

March 03, 2021 20:00 - 12 minutes - 26.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Minimum Wage and if the Government should raise it to fifteen dollars an hour. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

89 - Dean Preston

February 21, 2021 07:47 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week we're joined by our buddy, writer Dean Preston Shtainhorn and we talk: How tall you have to be to get respect, The Jewish metal band Hornstein, Being sweaty, Foobs and big girls clothes, Sumo Wrestling, Being famous for fighting, Gold Bond, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #41

February 21, 2021 07:47 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week we're joined by our buddy, writer Dean Preston Shtainhorn and we talk: How tall you have to be to get respect, The Jewish metal band Hornstein, Being sweaty, Foobs and big girls clothes, Sumo Wrestling, Being famous for fighting, Gold Bond, and more!

87 - Bird Dogging

February 06, 2021 06:43 - 57 minutes - 108 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Cabbage Patch Kids, We're not a Crossword Puzzle People Podcast, School Security Guards and Teachers are still sleeping with students, Willie has thick bones, Perverts who put on a show, Bird Dogging, Scams, Fraud, Theft and MLM's, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #39

February 06, 2021 06:43 - 57 minutes - 108 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Cabbage Patch Kids, We're not a Crossword Puzzle People Podcast, School Security Guards and Teachers are still sleeping with students, Willie has thick bones, Perverts who put on a show, Bird Dogging, Scams, Fraud, Theft and MLM's, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #37

January 23, 2021 17:00 - 37 minutes - 72.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Judgy Ghosts Vs Scary Ghosts, Eric headed to Vegas for shows and everyone could be his last, Album Covers, Heckling Strippers, Why Bachelorette Parties go to comedy shows, Pawn Stars, Willie sells guitar from a pawn shop to a friend for more money, and more!

85 - Heckling Strippers

January 23, 2021 17:00 - 37 minutes - 72.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Judgy Ghosts Vs Scary Ghosts, Eric headed to Vegas for shows and everyone could be his last, Album Covers, Heckling Strippers, Why Bachelorette Parties go to comedy shows, Pawn Stars, Willie sells guitar from a pawn shop to a friend for more money, and more!

84 - Is Bitcoin The Future?

January 20, 2021 04:17 - 10 minutes - 21.7 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Bitcoin, Blockchain, Cryptocurrency, and other buzz words your annoying friend keeps saying. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#48 - Is Bitcoin The Future?

January 20, 2021 04:17 - 10 minutes - 21.7 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Bitcoin, Blockchain, Cryptocurrency, and other buzz words your annoying friend keeps saying. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

82 - Are Drones Going To Kill Me?

January 13, 2021 19:24 - 10 minutes - 22.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of everything Drones. From Drones being used in war, to drones being used to ship Amazon packages, to police drones, drug smuggling drones, drone races, and of course photo/video drones. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#47 - Are Drones Going To Kill Me?

January 13, 2021 19:24 - 10 minutes - 22.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of everything Drones. From Drones being used in war, to drones being used to ship Amazon packages, to police drones, drug smuggling drones, drone races, and of course photo/video drones. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #35

January 09, 2021 16:48 - 47 minutes - 90.9 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Books in the public school system, Getting cutoff on a plane, Using free alcohol as an incentive, Stranded in the desert V stranded in open water, Eating too much of your own DNA, Moshpits, Hecklers, The nervous punk frontman, Willie's getting too fat for white shirts, Eric struggles to finish the episode, and more!

81 - The Nervous Punk Frontman

January 09, 2021 16:48 - 47 minutes - 90.9 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Books in the public school system, Getting cutoff on a plane, Using free alcohol as an incentive, Stranded in the desert V stranded in open water, Eating too much of your own DNA, Moshpits, Hecklers, The nervous punk frontman, Willie's getting too fat for white shirts, Eric struggles to finish the episode, and more!

80 - $36B Stolen From Unemployment

January 07, 2021 07:00 - 9 minutes - 20 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of How scammers siphoned $36B in fraudulent unemployment payments from the US. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#46 - $36B Stolen From Unemployment

January 07, 2021 07:00 - 9 minutes - 20 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of How scammers siphoned $36B in fraudulent unemployment payments from the US. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #33

December 25, 2020 05:03 - 58 minutes - 110 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Snoop Lion and The Animal Kingdom, Snoops Son Vs Lori Loughlin's Daughter, Laughlin Nevada Vs Primm, Is the Fake Titty Market up or down this year, Willie's trip to Florida, Homeless People introducing themselves before asking for money, The Holy Land Experience, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Christmas, 8 Crazy Nights of Adam Sandler movies, Watching Horror movies, Fire Ghosts, Teaching Larston(dog)...

78 - Snoop's Son Vs Lori Loughlin's Daughter

December 25, 2020 05:03 - 58 minutes - 110 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Snoop Lion and The Animal Kingdom, Snoop's Son Vs Lori Loughlin's Daughter, Laughlin Nevada Vs Primm, Is the Fake Titty Market up or down this year, Willie's trip to Florida, Homeless People introducing themselves before asking for money, The Holy Land Experience, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Christmas, 8 Crazy Nights of Adam Sandler movies, Watching Horror movies, Fire Ghosts, Teaching Larston(dog...

2DB Secret Podcast #32

December 10, 2020 17:54 - 49 minutes - 93.4 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Ludacris will remember your area code but not your name, We're taking the month off from the cartoon, Willie is in Tampa and Atlanta Florida, Will the Pfizer Vaccine save us, Jake Paul is fighting Floyd Mayweather, We wanna see a Roast Magician, Theme Strip Clubs, Eric finally finished watching Game of Thrones, Celebrity Dogs that have fallen off, Rich people when they get out of Rehab, Test ...

77 - Theme Strip Clubs

December 10, 2020 17:54 - 49 minutes - 93.4 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Ludacris will remember your area code but not your name, We're taking the month off from the cartoon, Willie is in Tampa and Atlanta Florida, Will the Pfizer Vaccine save us, Jake Paul is fighting Floyd Mayweather, We wanna see a Roast Magician, Theme Strip Clubs, Eric finally finished watching Game of Thrones, Celebrity Dogs that have fallen off, Rich people when they get out of Rehab, Test ...

2DB Secret Podcast #30

November 27, 2020 00:48 - 39 minutes - 74.9 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Larston wants the coconut bong, 2020 Thanksgiving, Praying vs Graveling, Heroin addicts should train EMT's and Nurses, Black Friday during Covid, Eric just started watching Game of Thrones, Willie's bag of bacon, 90's Candy and selling candy in middle school, UFC but Schoolyard Rules, and more!

75 - Praying Vs Graveling

November 27, 2020 00:48 - 39 minutes - 74.9 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Larston wants the coconut bong, 2020 Thanksgiving, Praying vs Graveling, Heroin addicts should train EMT's and Nurses, Black Friday during Covid, Eric just started watching Game of Thrones, Willie's bag of bacon, 90's Candy and selling candy in middle school, UFC but Schoolyard Rules, and more!

74 - A COVID Thanksgiving

November 26, 2020 18:16 - 16 minutes - 33.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Thanksgiving during COVID, new restrictions and curfews, and the New York Swingers Club Caligula getting busted for not following guidelines. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#45 - A COVID Thanksgiving and New Restrictions

November 26, 2020 18:16 - 16 minutes - 33.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about Thanksgiving during COVID, new restrictions and curfews, and the New York Swingers Club Caligula getting busted for not following guidelines. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

72 - Parler: LinkedIn For Racists

November 19, 2020 17:29 - 15 minutes - 31.2 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of the rise of the Right Wing social media platform, Parler App. What is it? Why is it? ...and is it here to stay? WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#44 - Parler: LinkedIn For Racists

November 19, 2020 17:29 - 15 minutes - 31.2 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of the rise of the Right Wing social media platform, Parler App. What is it? Why is it? ...and is it here to stay? WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #28

November 13, 2020 06:53 - 43 minutes - 83.5 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Fergie stole someone's career and The Black Eyed Peas are an ok boy band, Kids are bad at nicknames, Shaq did a lot of things not very well besides Basketball, Whatever happened to fist fights in Basketball, Willie was born Asian, Doing drugs makes your music cooler, Back alley psychiatrists, The difference between psychiatrists and therapists, No one ...

71 - Back Alley Psychiatrists

November 13, 2020 06:53 - 43 minutes - 83.5 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Fergie stole someone's career and The Black Eyed Peas are an ok boy band, Kids are bad at nicknames, Shaq did a lot of things not very well besides Basketball, Whatever happened to fist fights in Basketball, Willie was born Asian, Doing drugs makes your music cooler, Back alley psychiatrists, The difference between psychiatrists and therapists, No one ...

#43 - Will Joe Biden Be a Good President? Election 2020

November 12, 2020 06:31 - 18 minutes - 36.9 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of the next President of The United States of America, Joe Biden and the 2020 Presidential Election that Donald Trump lost. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

70 - Election 2020 - Joe Biden Wins

November 12, 2020 06:31 - 18 minutes - 36.9 MB

2 Dumb Babies make fun of the next President of The United States of America, Joe Biden and the 2020 Presidential Election that Donald Trump lost. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

68 - RIP Sean Connery

November 01, 2020 19:07 - 41 minutes - 79.7 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: No headphones, Insurance sucks, Thank you Joe Troianello and Corey Corza, Tattoos for Crimes, RIP Sean Connery, DC Superheroes are Right Wing, We were called Diaper Fetishists by a Q person, Find God instead of a Politician, The guy who killed John Lennon deserved more, Eric dressed up as Timmy Turner from The Fairly Oddparents, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #26

November 01, 2020 19:07 - 41 minutes - 79.7 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: No headphones, Insurance sucks, Thank you Joe Troianello and Corey Corza, Tattoos for Crimes, RIP Sean Connery, DC Superheroes are Right Wing, We were called Diaper Fetishists by a Q person, Find God instead of a Politician, The guy who killed John Lennon deserved more, Eric dressed up as Timmy Turner from The Fairly Oddparents, and more!

#42 - The Truth About QAnon

October 21, 2020 18:50 - 22 minutes - 43.7 MB

2 Dumb Babies go down the rabbit hole, collecting bread crumbs, and doing their own research... but mainly they just make fun of QAnon and all the people who believe it. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

66 - The Truth About QAnon

October 21, 2020 18:50 - 22 minutes - 43.7 MB

2 Dumb Babies go down the rabbit hole, collecting bread crumbs, and doing their own research... but mainly they just make fun of QAnon and all the people who believe it. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #24

October 21, 2020 18:45 - 47 minutes - 89.5 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Buttholes, Beaks, and Bestiality, Sports Players Flexibility and Crying, College Rugby House Hazing, Secret Police, Fuck Marry Kill Police and Telephone Police, Sean Connery and Man Talk, Mesh Shirts, Willie Takes His Shirt Off, and more!

65 - Secret Police

October 21, 2020 18:45 - 47 minutes - 89.5 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Buttholes, Beaks, and Bestiality, Sports Players Flexibility and Crying, College Rugby House Hazing, Secret Police, Fuck Marry Kill Police and Telephone Police, Sean Connery and Man Talk, Mesh Shirts, Willie Takes His Shirt Off, and more!

63 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead?

October 08, 2020 05:16 - 25 minutes - 49.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about North Korea and if their Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is dead or not. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

#41 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead?

October 08, 2020 05:16 - 25 minutes - 49.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about North Korea and if their Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is dead or not. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #22

October 01, 2020 19:00 - 38 minutes - 73.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Yoshi's cousin Blowshi, Lakeview Washington has neither, Railroads and Double Decker Buses, Watching the downfall of America in America, Having your country taken over is a great way to learn another language, Is it colder or hotter as you go higher in the sky, All alcohol has gone bad, Spotify employees threatening to quit if they don't censor Joe Rog...

62 - Watching The Downfall of America

October 01, 2020 19:00 - 38 minutes - 73.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Yoshi's cousin Blowshi, Lakeview Washington has neither, Railroads and Double Decker Buses, Watching the downfall of America in America, Having your country taken over is a great way to learn another language, Is it colder or hotter as you go higher in the sky, All alcohol has gone bad, Spotify employees threatening to quit if they don't censor Joe Rog...

#40 - The Supreme Court and Death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

September 30, 2020 02:12 - 16 minutes - 33.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about all the fires going on along the West Coast from Southern California up to Oregon. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

61 - The Supreme Court and Death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

September 30, 2020 02:12 - 16 minutes - 33.1 MB

2 Dumb Babies talk about all the fires going on along the West Coast from Southern California up to Oregon. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

2DB Secret Podcast #20

September 23, 2020 05:54 - 39 minutes - 75.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: 2 Dumb Babies Intern Camp, Ellen is back, Willie's dog Henry does Fear Fit, Los Angeles Earthquakes, RBG dying on Rosh Hashanah, Facts and Beliefs, French Pedo Films, Christian is a bad sub-genre, Business Math, and more!

59 - Ellen Is Back

September 23, 2020 05:54 - 39 minutes - 75.2 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: 2 Dumb Babies Intern Camp, Ellen is back, Willie's dog Henry does Fear Fit, Los Angeles Earthquakes, RBG dying on Rosh Hashanah, Facts and Beliefs, French Pedo Films, Christian is a bad sub-genre, Business Math, and more!

2DB Secret Podcast #19

September 17, 2020 20:21 - 44 minutes - 85 MB

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies New Episodes Every Other Thursday or if you SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON you get a new episode EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Chakra Collars Vs Shock Collars, Tony Hawk Vs Actual Skateboarding, Stand Up Comedy Vs. Live Music, Maybe only assholes take surveys, Flat Earth on Turtles, Stephen King writing on coke, Aaron Hernandez Tribute Videos, Kanye Tweets his record contract, People who sit on benches and more!

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