2 Dumb Babies
246 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY!
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A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
The Animated episodes of the podcast always take on a specific subject. The live episodes are directionless and go everywhere. We talk about whatever is happening in Pop Culture and the News, stories of growing up, general observations, and anything we can turn into a comedy bit. Nothing is off limits and nothing is taken seriously.
You can listen to the audio podcast everywhere you listen to podacsts. There are extended versions of all the animated episodes.
For Fans of: 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House, Bad Friends, King and The Sting, Flagrant 2, Bill Bert, History Hyenas, We Might Be Drunk w/ Mark Normand and Sam Morril
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Episodes
154. Go Do Something Useful
March 10, 2022 06:03 - 47 minutes - 88.2 MBTHIS WEEK: Is it on 3 or after 3, Kim Kardashian tells women to get bigger butts, Moose knuckles and Camel toes, Going to bed vs Passing out, Being a doctor is a numbers game, Doctors calling people fat, Dentists aren't real doctors, 80's hack comic today, The 80's were worse than the 70's for art, Quit chasing your dreams and do something useful, North Korea is hangry, Being a dictator, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Sim...
153. Sean Penn Saves Ukraine
March 02, 2022 01:17 - 37 minutes - 69.2 MBTHIS WEEK: Stop listening to podcasts, Being Neo, Karate is not scary, Disney used to be super racist, Top Hats were so cool, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, The Ukrainian President was a comedian, Sean Penn is not needed in Ukraine, Finally a nice white people war, What makes a war a World War, The Olympics committee army, Things are good when we start to care about what's happening in Canada, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie ...
152. Don't Bleed On Me
February 27, 2022 02:18 - 46 minutes - 86.6 MBTHIS WEEK: Willie needs horse blinders, Who doesn't love a good personality disorder, Was Ukraine asking for it, Keep that blood in your body, Middle tier alumni, Don't pay your bookie, Horse betting, horse insurance scam documentary, Grifting industries, Terrorists don't like being fingered, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solvin...
151. Murder House Realtor
February 16, 2022 08:22 - 30 minutes - 56.6 MBThis week: LA wins Super Bowl 2022, Sports are way more fun when you gamble, The Mob loves whacking people, Selling murder houses, Squatters rights and common law married, Outdated laws, Did belts used to be bigger, Restart laws, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
150. Cancel All Podcasts
February 08, 2022 20:11 - 1 hour - 127 MBThis week: We survived 150 episodes, Tony's here, Snoop made dog noises cool, Writers strike, Dropping out of college for comedy, Do we need lawyers, Professional Jurors, What kind of prison would you run, Concentration Camping, Denmark has the best prisons, North Korea is the only country without lawyers, Getting a job and going to college as a veteran, Blanks are real bullets and Alec Baldwin, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
149. Step-Family Feud
February 01, 2022 23:27 - 44 minutes - 82.9 MBThis week: People stare at Willie's lips, If it's in the Olympics it's not a good fighting technique, Training for the Olympics in the wild, Russia used the Olympics to invade Ukraine, Where did all the priests go, Too Hot To Handle game show, Step-Family Feud, Willie watched football, What happened to pelts, Eating raw eggs vs raw cookie dough, Kid pranks, This was a rough episode, and slightly more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
148. The Hype Apartment
January 26, 2022 01:49 - 49 minutes - 90.9 MBThis week: We know people too intimately, Willie hates making the bed, Taco Bell test kitchen is still awful, Childhood fast food memories, The sixth coming of Jesus, Best player on the worst team vs Worst player on the best team, Charlie Chaplin was a bit thief, Hype Apartment, Selling stuff in the Metaverse, McDonald's application NFT, Getting put under for surgery, First kid is the test kid, it's hard to save for drugs, war with Ukraine and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
[PATREON PREVIEW] 147. Un-Free Britney
January 25, 2022 21:05 - 2 minutes - 4.15 MBA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Dogs hate music, NFL is trending, Being in a disaster, Eric's upset he paid all his bills, Willie stopped growing, Parents of athletes, Someone help Britney Spears, The Christian Church hates women, Stop banning people from social media and start turning on their location services, and More!
146. The Making of Cake Farts
January 22, 2022 00:05 - 41 minutes - 76.2 MBThis week: New friend in an old friends conversation, Am I a drunk or alcoholic, We know more about Pokemon evolution than human evolution, human zoos, Cake Farts, girls shooting things out of their downstairs, Eric wants sports mashups, Does Logan Paul owe the mob money, Disaster betting, Putting a VR headset on a cow, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
145. Crypto Cowboy Gangs
January 11, 2022 18:52 - 47 minutes - 88.3 MBThis week: Crime talk from two guys who know very little about crime, Money Heist was a soap opera, DJ's having existential breakdowns, Willie and Eric learn that Korean's have gone to space, talk about Crypto Cowboy Gangs, Willie breaking his ankle, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
[PREVIEW] A Nameless Production Episode 30 - 2 Dumb Babies
December 28, 2021 23:20 - 16 minutes - 31.5 MBWillie and Eric joined Jessie and Melissa over at A Nameless Production to do their podcast a couple of weeks ago. Here's the beginning of it. Listen/Watch the whole episode on one of their channels and give them a follow! Watch the full episode https://youtu.be/7EWzn3CAF0A Listen on Spotify https://anamelessproduction.com/home/ FROM "A NAMELESS PRODUCTION" Jessie and Melissa get the chance to hang out and chat with Eric Freedman and Willie Simon of the 2 Dumb Babies podcast! The ...
[PATREON PREVIEW] 144. Pod On The Spectrum
December 24, 2021 22:27 - 3 minutes - 6.42 MBA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Willie and Eric are headed to Murrieta for a show w/ Craig Conant, Watch them on A Nameless Production Podcast (dropping soon), Dogs getting quarantined in Hawaii, Being homeless at Costco, Actually rich or only in appearance, Working Gimp dog, Eric started watching Love On The Spectrum, Spectrum needs to try some...
143. Scumbag Insurance
December 10, 2021 08:00 - 46 minutes - 85.1 MBThis week: Larston ruins our intro, Being an absentee father, Parents who do drugs, Burning down vacation homes, Methman the hero no one wants, Comedians and Super Heroes are similar, Eric got a flat tire, Scumbag Insurance, Cheating makes sports better, Athletes used to be alcoholics and addicts, The Rock and Kevin Hart will do any movie, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
[PATREON PREVIEW] 142. Phil Spector: Music Producer and Other Things
December 05, 2021 20:39 - 2 minutes - 4.24 MBA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The end of Late Nite TV, We shouldn't pay most college athletes, Chimney Sweeping is inherently English, Larston's ready for his close up, Love letters to your mom, Podcasts replacing music, The new Beatles documentary, We are going to erase history, Willie's Birthday, Phil Spector, Love and Mercy is a forgettable...
141. Getting Extorted By The Mob
December 02, 2021 07:58 - 45 minutes - 83.7 MBThis week: Big money no whammies, What's in your Spotify Wrapped, How to sound like an intellectual, Will Taxis or Drunk Driving make a comeback first, Being extorted by the mob is better than insurance, We need some new Old Countries, Long nails and chopsticks, New JFK conspiracy, Desert Storm XXX, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
140. Thanksgiving Episode?
November 25, 2021 19:50 - 44 minutes - 41.3 MBTHIS WEEK: Going live with no fans, Becoming an ass agent, Being Snoop Dog's agent, Should we trust The General Insurance, When getting canceled was called getting fired, Working in a restaurant your whole life, Dick's Last Resort and other theme restaurants, What Tilted Kilt should really be, Eric's dream restaurant is home, Child Labor fundraisers, Willie's cannibal themed restaurant, Being tricked by Tajin, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
139. How Many Polish Police Does It Take To Protect A Border?
November 10, 2021 01:14 - 46 minutes - 85.4 MBTHIS WEEK: Pessimist Vs Realist, Religion and Science agree the world is ending, Even less habitable planets, Underdog sports movies vs participation trophies, Movies fueled by cocaine, Willie's bleach elevator, Pokemon card flipping, Adult films on airplanes, The Poland Border Crisis, Flee / Flea'd / Fled, Expansion Cities, Boat trips, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
[PATREON PREVIEW] 138. Door To Door Mormon Vacuum Salesmen
November 05, 2021 06:45 - 3 minutes - 6.49 MBA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: A very sensual intro, The first time Willie watched Tom Segura, What Silence of The Lambs was really about, Customer service and the Lord, Staying somewhere by choice vs no choice, Willie and Eric discuss starting their own church, Empires always topple, Dune and the future of cinema, Respecting movie stars over T...
137. Lumberjacking Accident
November 02, 2021 19:58 - 44 minutes - 82.4 MBTHIS WEEK: Chores are for people who care about living in a nice place, Willie could be a Lumberjack, Nepotism is only for desired jobs, Heroin vs Opioids, Drug Museum, Tax havens, Willie hates Naples Florida, Halloween, Larston is high, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
[PATREON PREVIEW] 136. Horny Artists
October 29, 2021 06:53 - 4 minutes - 7.59 MBA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The most punctual podcast, Electronics used to be much more sturdy, It fell off the truck, People still doing Zoom comedy, Pandemic comedy, Hating types of art, All art comes from horny people, It's time for Larston's Bark mitzvah, Being racist to robots, and more!
135. Mechanic Shop & Kennel
October 20, 2021 03:31 - 36 minutes - 66.8 MBTHIS WEEK: Willie ate too much candy, Mechanic shop and Kennel, Eric doesn't know anything about cars, Getting trapped in a car pit, Mechanics would make bad doctors, What a kid wants to be when they grow up, Threatening your friends with a champagne bottle, Willie's headed to Florida, We should make malls lots of bars, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
133. What's That Smell?
October 13, 2021 04:48 - 39 minutes - 73.1 MBTHIS WEEK: Larston smells Willie's crotch, Sheep make childbirth look easy, Bi-Sexual Superman, The man who could only smell dog pussy, Eric going to the Sublime With Rome & Dirty Heads show, Making food at a house party, What animals should we fear an uprising from, Should we kill the land or the sea, Vegan food has become stealthing, The books that survive, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
131. Police Evidence Locker Party
October 06, 2021 06:09 - 55 minutes - 102 MBTHIS WEEK: Park people, Police evidence locker room party, Who does the government get unemployment from, Psychedelics in Seattle, Guy fat vs Girl fat, Willie's dad is good at being tall, No hopscotch in Squid Game, Rams blood vs Goats blood, Seahorses, The Catholic church, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
129. Truck Driver Simulator
September 29, 2021 05:24 - 33 minutes - 61.5 MBTHIS WEEK: Willie's doesn't remember anything, Swimming to Catalina or across the English Channel, People explaining cities, Having your phone number on your truck, Truck Driver Simulator, You should remember if you've been to court, R. Kelly in prison, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
127. Jockey Orgies and Great Fires
September 22, 2021 23:12 - 55 minutes - 51.8 MBTHIS WEEK: Distracted driving, T-Pain can actually sing, Getting good at fingerboarding in your 30's, Trains and train conductors, Why are horses girlie, Jockeys and horse racing, Fireman trampolines, We need a new great fire, Not wanting to be an uncle yet, Fighting fires with axes, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
125. Methhead Jewel Heist
September 15, 2021 19:24 - 52 minutes - 96.1 MBTHIS WEEK: Airplane technology and the Malaysian government, Afghan war Vs Afghanistan war, Almost always bad to be an extremist, RIP Norm MacDonald, Melissa Etheridge's song about 9/11 and why Willie knows it, The world has never had a good year, Being able to move one town away and start over, Doing meth in high school, Why people who hate their family play softball or go to baseball games, Getting drunk at baseball games, Sharing a cell with Suge Knight, The School of Hard Knocks, Being a...
123. Bums On A Plane
September 07, 2021 21:54 - 51 minutes - 95.1 MBTHIS WEEK: Audio Only Twitch Stream, Why this podcast is not more successful, Radio interviews, Homeless People On A Plane, New Jackass movie, Fake Judges, Eric calls Willie sexist so Willie calls Eric racist, Who is allowed to be concerned about vaccines, Will we make it to space?, Texas abortion band, God is a failure, Canada joining forces with China, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
122. R. Kelly Killed Santa Claus
September 01, 2021 03:34 - 54 minutes - 99.4 MBTHIS WEEK: Pro 9/11 Coffee Mugs, Eric's failed project spills Willie's drink, People who do Halloween too long, Going out as a Furry, Greenland's 400-year-old shark, Being a P.O.W., R. Kelly killed Santa Claus and other lies we'd tell our kids, Golfing to impress your dad, Drinking doesn't make you better?, Why everyone is naked in Iao Valley in Maui, Willie retracts his statement about books, Eric poorly defends Boiler Room, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
121. Adult Jelly Beans
August 10, 2021 19:03 - 40 minutes - 75.1 MBTHIS WEEK: Mean Willie, Larston has no more survival instincts, The Heisenberg uncertainty principle, Using Wikipedia for school papers, Leaving babies at the fire department, orphanages aren't real, adult flavored jelly beans, Getting branded, Willie taps out early, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
119. Malik B and The Legend Of The Westdale Tiddy Lady
August 03, 2021 22:48 - 1 hour - 131 MBTHIS WEEK: We're joined by Malik B to discuss the triangle and conductors, South Park's Mr Hankey, creeks, the need for a dope black supervillain, Ms Cleo, texting on a number pad, DaBaby at Lollapalooza, What three white people would make up a white Lil Nas X name, Kids names, Malik losing his virginity, The legend of the Westdale Tiddy Lady, Kids being mean instead of telling jokes, Why Malik failed Spanish and became the man he is today, and More! Malik B is a Comedian, Actor, and Host ...
117 - Murder Suicide Podcast
July 28, 2021 02:14 - 46 minutes - 85.1 MBThis week: ESL vs ASL, It's impossible to learn Japanese, No one is actually German, My Favorite Murder Suicide Podcast, Making the bad fake movie movies, Armchair Terrorism, Correctional Officer vs Cop, Giving your dog hallucinogens, Steal from successful artists, Roadie vs Groupie, Willie and Eric struggle to end the episode, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
115 - The Olympics 2020
July 21, 2021 03:43 - 13 minutes - 24.9 MB2 Dumb Babies talk about The Olympics in general, and this year's 2020 / 2021 Tokyo Pandemic Olympics. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE
113 - Jake Paul Fights Bill Cosby
July 14, 2021 07:24 - 57 minutes - 106 MBThis week: Making eye contact, More on 9/11, Robots are replacing the wrong people, Oompa Loompa's can only sing, Doing drugs to make or not make good music, James Brown's CNN interview, Bill Cosby beating charges and next up beating Jake Paul, Willie got new shoes, Are they called Slippers or Sandals, Chilean Miners and the Thai soccer team, Derailed Trains, The return of child labor, Being a robot's sex slave, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
112 - Gasoline
July 09, 2021 06:54 - 21 minutes - 43.1 MB2 Dumb Babies talk about the oil industry, our dependency on gasoline, rising gas prices, gas shortages, the pipeline bursting in the Gulf of Mexico, and more! WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE
111 - Willie's Good At Drowning
June 30, 2021 03:40 - 1 hour - 121 MBTHIS WEEK: Are ants better than Burger King, Willie's freak show friend, How does anyone flunk high school, Eight-year-olds running class, Willie went to Richland, WA and Eric went to Phoenix, AZ, The Heatwave, Pistol whipped for her phone, The end of Gran Torino was a bad plan, New episode numbers, Eric's going to Vegas, Destroying rental cars, Canada doesn't have its own history, Why American's are so paranoid, Willie is bad at swimming, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra episode ...
109 - Hackers
June 22, 2021 19:54 - 12 minutes - 25.8 MB2 Dumb Babies talk about Hackers. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE
#51 - Hackers
June 22, 2021 19:54 - 12 minutes - 25.8 MB2 Dumb Babies talk about Hackers. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE
2DB Secret Podcast #57 - American Royal Baby
June 11, 2021 05:29 - 44 minutes - 85 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Umlauts and other language stuff, Why are Italians are always so greasy, potatoes as a drug, Judge Producer, Small Claims Court, Who judges judges, The American Royal Baby, and more!
107 - American Royal Baby
June 10, 2021 18:20 - 44 minutes - 85 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Umlauts and other language stuff, Why are Italians are always so greasy, potatoes as a drug, Judge Producer, Small Claims Court, Who judges judges, The American Royal Baby, and more!
105 - Two Blind Dentists
May 28, 2021 05:29 - 34 minutes - 66.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Lying about being stoned, Blind from birth Dentist Vs Newly blind Dentist, Drug Dealer Dentist, Willie and Eric haven't done enough acid, War for drugs, Friendly Fire is not murder, Getting bad tattoos to survive prison, Mobs and Monopolies, and more!
2DB Secret Podcast #55 - Two Blind Dentists
May 28, 2021 05:29 - 34 minutes - 66.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Lying about being stoned, Blind from birth Dentist Vs Newly blind Dentist, Drug Dealer Dentist, Willie and Eric haven't done enough acid, War for drugs, Friendly Fire is not murder, Getting bad tattoos to survive prison, Mobs and Monopolies, and more!
103 - Horny 4 Gold
May 14, 2021 05:22 - 38 minutes - 73.3 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Stand up when the lights are too bright, How to make toast cum, Gandhi and Mandela, Willie is a bad wallet mom, Cults vs Religions, Cop laws, Horny Gold the Pirate, and more!
2DB Secret Podcast #53 - Horny 4 Gold
May 14, 2021 05:22 - 38 minutes - 73.3 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Stand up when the lights are too bright, How to make toast cum, Gandhi and Mandela, Willie is a bad wallet mom, Cults vs Religions, Cop laws, Horny Gold the Pirate, and more!
101 - Hookering and Hepatitis
May 04, 2021 19:19 - 38 minutes - 73.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Dogs can get away with anything, laying in grass, So much Hepatitis, Dumb sounding diseases, Willie doesn't speak Latin, Hookering, Bill Gates and Melinda Gates getting a divorce, and more!
2DB Secret Podcast #51 - Hookering and Hepatitis
May 04, 2021 19:19 - 38 minutes - 73.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Dogs can get away with anything, laying in grass, So much Hepatitis, Dumb sounding diseases, Willie doesn't speak Latin, Hookering, Bill Gates and Melinda Gates getting a divorce, and more!
99 - 9/11 Returns!
April 16, 2021 06:23 - 35 minutes - 68.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Busking in an Airport, A small dose of drug talk, Dinosaurs and Jews, God's a horny teenager, Pulling out of Afghanistan on 9/11, Purdue Pharma made some good shit, and more!
2DB Secret Podcast #49 - 9/11 Returns!
April 16, 2021 06:23 - 35 minutes - 68.5 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Busking in an Airport, A small dose of drug talk, Dinosaurs and Jews, God's a horny teenager, Pulling out of Afghanistan on 9/11, Purdue Pharma made some good shit, and more!
97 - David Vs Goliath
April 02, 2021 23:01 - 45 minutes - 85.8 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: How high can you fall from, Hawaiian History Class, Getting a High School named after you, Billionaires won't be able to make Mars inhabitable, Living in the middle of nowhere, David Vs Goliath, Willie's Dad is super tall, Eric does not know the bible, and more!
2DB Secret Podcast #47
April 02, 2021 23:01 - 45 minutes - 85.8 MBPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: How high can you fall from, Hawaiian History Class, Getting a High School named after you, Billionaires won't be able to make Mars inhabitable, Living in the middle of nowhere, David Vs Goliath, Willie's Dad is super tall, Eric does not know the bible, and more!
#50 - White Supremacy
March 30, 2021 22:11 - 11 minutes - 23.8 MB2 Dumb Babies talk about White Supremacy, Nazi's, and your everyday racists WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE