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Ep. 38: Salad Fingers, Olympic Chores & Swingin' Bobby Dayton
2 Useless Organisms - March 30, 2024 21:00 - 31 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel! YouTube Facebook Instagram X T-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids...
Ep. 37: Child Gladiators, Jupiter China & Ranking Tragedies
2 Useless Organisms - February 05, 2024 13:00 - 28 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel! YouTube...
Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack
2 Useless Organisms - November 20, 2023 05:00 - 32 minutesOn this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the show Be ...
Ep. 35: Butthole Pancakes, Theme Park Shenanigans & Darcy Dewdrop's Probe
2 Useless Organisms - September 18, 2023 04:00 - 32 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Suppor...
Ep. 34: Dying in Utah, Mega-Yachts & Tommy's Crohn's Disease
2 Useless Organisms - August 14, 2023 04:00 - 33 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscri...
Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky
2 Useless Organisms - July 31, 2023 04:00 - 42 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel! YouTube Facebook Instagram X T-S...
Ep. 32: Credit and Other Karma, George & Severed Head Puppets
2 Useless Organisms - June 19, 2023 04:00 - 31 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and r...
Ep. 31: Wrestling Music, Cactus Poetry & Hitler's Bookstore
2 Useless Organisms - May 22, 2023 04:00 - 35 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcast...
Ep. 30: Christ is Risen, DeSantis is Dead & Wooden Hammers
2 Useless Organisms - May 08, 2023 04:00 - 35 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the resurrection of Jesus Vs. The Beatles, and our favorite fictional worlds. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel! YouTube Facebook Instagram X T-Shirts (Proceeds go ...
Does Frank Ocean Deserve The Hate?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - May 01, 2023 20:33 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week Jeff and Jason talk about the drama that occurred at Coachella with Frank Ocean's "boring" set and second week cancellation. They also discuss who's the more relevant hip hop artists today: Snoop Dogg or Drake? Finally they end the episode as usually guessing songs within the first 1 se...
Ep. 29: Murdering the World, GLASSGLASSGLASS & Daddy White King
2 Useless Organisms - April 17, 2023 04:00 - 34 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how we would destroy the world if we were evil masterminds, bands we like that nobody else likes, and a Yelp review from the asshole of America, Florida. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe...
What Song Do You Hate That Everyone Loves?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - April 03, 2023 16:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week Jeff London and DJ Jason Smith give their opinions on songs that they hate that the nightlife crowd love listening to as well as the inverse, songs that they love that don't get the same reaction from the dancefloor. Another week of HRLY's Heardles stump the two! Can you guess these son...
Do Artists Care About Longevity Anymore?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - March 20, 2023 04:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week Jeff London and Jason Smith talk about the difference between quick viral success and longevity in the modern day music industry. Also, can you think of another record that has the same amount of nightlife tenure as Meek Mill's 'Dreams and Nightmares'? I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ: i...
Ep. 28: Bill Cosby Coma, Celebrity Criminals & Meth Farts
2 Useless Organisms - March 13, 2023 04:00 - 36 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do if we woke up from a 10-year coma, our favorite celebrity criminals & Tristan reads a Yelp review about one smelly bakery in Georgia. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to ...
What Genre Is Making The Biggest Comeback?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - February 27, 2023 22:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week Jeff London and DJ Jason Smith talk about how to get your network started as a club promoter as well as which genre they would like to be brought back to the mainstream club music catalogue! Another week of HRLY's Heardles stumps the two several times. Follow Jeff London: https://www....
Ep. 27: Special Guest Tom! Least Favorite Things, Brexit Breakfast & Lebanese Gypsy Movies
2 Useless Organisms - February 27, 2023 05:00 - 56 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by long-time supporter, fellow podcaster & childhood friend of Tristan, Tom (Host of the "Tall Tom's Thought Train" podcast, and new podcast coming to ear-holes soon)! The three T's discuss their least favorite things (we all hate the British), and dre...
Ep. 26: Murdering Kanye, Buttcheeks & God Bless Candy del Dante
2 Useless Organisms - January 30, 2023 05:00 - 42 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss who we would have murdered if we didn't get caught, our favorite things (Tommy didn't put his family on his list), and a senselessly violent serial killer pageant (approved by President Biden). Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Ap...
Is It Sampling or Stealing?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - January 17, 2023 18:23 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsJeff London and Jason Smith are back for the New Year and talk about everything happening in the nightlife and music industry. Rumor has it that Biggie stole the idea for what became 'Juicy' from some random guy in South Carolina! Is it sampling or stealing? Follow I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ:...
Ep. 25: It's Not a Phase Mom, A Brief History of Podcasting & Abe Lincoln's Nuts
2 Useless Organisms - January 16, 2023 05:00 - 35 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our recent & self-destructive phases, the short history of podcasting & how it grew into today's giant industry, & Tristan reads a Yelp review from a super round-Earther. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spoti...
Ep. 24: Cringiest Sports Injuries, Nuclear Strike Survival Tactics & Stignarian Tooth Monsters
2 Useless Organisms - January 09, 2023 05:00 - 36 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss America's most dangerous jobs, some horrifying NFL & wrestling injuries, cantaloupes, Tristan gets deeply upset at the Waning Gibbous moon and the boys read a Yelp review about peeing in a bookstore. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and revie...
Ep. 23: 2022 in Review, Behind the Scenes of Creating and Sustaining a Podcast & Casket Balls
2 Useless Organisms - December 27, 2022 05:00 - 37 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ups and downs of this year (which might’ve been crazier than 2020), a behind the scenes look at creating and sustaining our podcast, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an abusive ping pong store owner. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating ...
Ep. 22: Letting Our Inner Karen Out, Retirement Dreams & A "Supreme" Cruise Line
2 Useless Organisms - December 12, 2022 05:00 - 37 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss times we had to be a Karen, why Spirit and Frontier sucks, our retirement dreams that we'll die before realizing, and a Yelp review for the "Ku Klux Klan Kruise Line". Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify,...
Episode 50 - If Biggie Was Still Alive Today
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - December 05, 2022 20:30 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWhat would Biggie Smalls sound like if he was still alive today? Would he follow the current trends in Hip Hop or would he pave he own lane and style as he did in the 90s? We also get stumped once again by this weeks list of Heardles. Can you guess these songs by listening to the first one second?
Episode 49 - What Was Your Worst DJ Experience?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - November 07, 2022 22:28 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week Jeff London, DJ Jason Smith, and Braunski Beat discuss their worst nights DJing; from spilled drinks to malfunctioning laptops to almost sh*tting your pants! Another week of "HRLY's Heardles" stumps the trio. Will Jason Smith lose his wining streak?
Episode 48 - Are We Officially Cancelling Kanye?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - October 24, 2022 19:42 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis week, Jeff, Jason and Braun talk about all of the controversies with Kanye West and whether or not DJs should be avoiding playing Kanye's music during their sets. They additionally talk about their pre-set meals and play another challenging game of Heardle!
Episode 47 - The New "Viral" Serato Update
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - October 13, 2022 16:12 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsFor this week's episode; Jeff, Jason and Braun discuss the viral new Serato update and see which person dominates Hurley's Headliners.
Ep. 21: Hurricane Google, The Juggernaut Jew & Father Hacksaw's Catholic Camp
2 Useless Organisms - October 03, 2022 12:00 - 36 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with Hurricane Ian as Floridians, childish things we do as adults, a brand-new sponsor gives us money & Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome camp in Missouri. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podc...
Episode 46 - What Was Your First Record?
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - September 26, 2022 19:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsJeff London, Jason Smith, and Braunski Beat discuss the first records they bought with their childhood allowances. Jeff brings back some hilarious Yelp reviews and the 3 play a Song-Guessing game with producer Hurley!
Ep. 20: Unusual Deaths & Disturbing Stats, 2000's Internet Culture & Blue-Jeans Methington
2 Useless Organisms - September 19, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutesOn this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss a history of unusual deaths, very disturbing statistics (looking at you Catholic Church), the modern "Wild West" that was the Internet in the 2000's, and a Yelp review of a lost album from 1986. Support the show Be sure to leave a rating and review on ...
Episode 45 - Questions Questions Questions
I'm The Promoter, He's The DJ - September 12, 2022 19:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsOpening the fan mail to answer some of your burning questions! Jeff London, DJ Jason Smith, Dj Brausnski Beat along with our producer, HRLY, take on the tough and hilarious fan questions, including the 'song of the summer', most favorite track, and song recently cried to. Enjoy!
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