Latest Whining Podcast Episodes

Crooler's brassiere

Calm Down - August 18, 2018 23:37 - 8 minutes
Wil complains about the mammaliocentrism and the misapplication of undergarments in Chima. Gil is disturb by the thought that Eris might lay eggs in her spare time. Also discussed: How lack of access to adequate psychotherapy was probably a key part of the downfall of the Jedi Order. ...

Calm Down - Ep. 8: Baths in dank hair

Calm Down - August 14, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes
Gil discusses the unpleasant experience of bathing in hair water. Wil denies culpability.

Calm Down - Ep.7: Woman walks head first into cultural appropriation

Calm Down - August 11, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes
Wil complains bitterly about a movie he's never seen. Gil agrees.

Calm Down - Ep.6: Pastoral Neglect and the Rise of Fascism at Hogwarts

Calm Down - August 07, 2018 00:00 - 10 minutes
Part 2: The thrilling conclusion of Gil’s take down of Hogwarts, where he ask: What about the children? Rather than calming him down, Wil is swept along with the hysteria.

CalmDown - Ep.1: Gluten Free Water

Calm Down - July 29, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes
Wil offloads his distress about the apparent market for gluten free water. Gil tries to provide good counsel.

CalmDown - Ep. 5: Crimes Against Lupin

Calm Down - July 29, 2018 00:00 - 6 minutes
Part 1 of an earth-shattering two-part take down of Harry Potter. Gil bemoans the gay whitewashing of Remus Lupin. Wil tries his best to understand.

CalmDown - Ep.2: Chatty teachers

Calm Down - July 29, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes
Gil reminisces about his time when he was a real boy in real school and had to cope with teachers talking. Wil is unhelpful.

CalmDown - Ep.3: The Little Sex Pistols

Calm Down - July 29, 2018 00:00 - 7 minutes
Wil complains bitterly about the lack of good science in the children's television programme: "The Little Einsteins". Also, their faces. Gil tries to make things better by reminding Wil that the best episodes had crocodiles. Show notes: The original, massively misused research on Mozart...

CalmDown - Ep.4: Theme Tune Plagiarism

Calm Down - July 29, 2018 00:00 - 2 minutes
Gil complains about how he had wasted several minutes of his life making a podcast that may need to be deleted because Wil unwittingly stole the theme tune from "Blue's Clues". Wil changes the theme tune very slightly as a salve.