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Taiwan 1000

Have Monster, Will Travel - January 11, 2021 03:00 - 38 minutes
Inside a protected bird sanctuary, Riley and Render race the Nefarious Professor Bunion to uncover the source of a mysterious string of thefts from a nearby town, known to locals as "The Pilfering." What they find in the woods... It's Ancient. And it's been waiting for them. Featuring the Voc...

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Creeping Mysteria

Have Monster, Will Travel - December 24, 2020 22:00 - 32 minutes
Render and Riley track Professor Bunion to an abandoned town nestled deep in a vine-covered forest, where they encounter a monster whose loneliness is all-consuming. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul Kerford Wilson as Render Dave F'n Powell as Professor Bunio...

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Gampa

Have Monster, Will Travel - December 10, 2020 19:00 - 38 minutes
Riley arrives back at her childhood home amidst a family crisis. Riley stays the night in the hospital while Render, with an unlikely new ally, sets out to prove some old family lore. Oh... and Professor Bunion starts his own podcast... Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Rile...

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Spring Brahk!

Have Monster, Will Travel - April 10, 2020 14:00 - 35 minutes
Springtime is finally here. And with the coming of warm weather comes the annual appearance of the elusive water creature, The Summoney. Unbeknownst to our heroes, as Riley and Render stake out a desolate beach for this creature, other (more annoying) dangers are descending on the island... Fe...

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Sharktopustoshark!

Have Monster, Will Travel - April 10, 2020 14:00 - 35 minutes
Springtime is finally here. And with the coming of warm weather comes the annual appearance of the elusive water creature, The Summoney. Unbeknownst to our heroes, as Riley and Render stake out a desolate beach for this creature, other (more annoying) dangers are descending on the island... Fe...

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Uncle Dan Monster (Remastered)

Have Monster, Will Travel - March 20, 2020 23:00 - 20 minutes
Following clues given to them by the Paladin, Riley and Render find themselves at an abandoned water tower with hopes of finally finding Render's family. But, of course, Professor Bunion isn't far behind and he has plans of his own. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Ka...

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Uncle Dan Monster

Have Monster, Will Travel - March 20, 2020 23:00 - 20 minutes
Following clues given to them by the Paladin, Riley and Render find themselves at an abandoned water tower with hopes of finally finding Render's family. But, of course, Professor Bunion isn't far behind and he has plans of his own. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Ka...

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Uncle Dan Monster™

Have Monster, Will Travel - March 20, 2020 23:00 - 20 minutes
Following clues given to them by the Paladin, Riley and Render find themselves at an abandoned water tower with hopes of finally finding Render's family. But, of course, Professor Bunion isn't far behind and he has plans of his own. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Ka...

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The Paladin (Remastered)

Have Monster, Will Travel - March 09, 2020 21:00 - 19 minutes
A flurry of activity across the cryptic forums leads Riley and Render to a small seaside town that lies next to like... really creepy marshlands. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul Kerford Wilson as Render Dave F'n Powell as Professor Bunion with Special Monst...

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The Paladin

Have Monster, Will Travel - March 09, 2020 21:00 - 21 minutes
A flurry of activity across the cryptic forums leads Riley and Render to a small seaside town that lies next to like... really creepy marshlands. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul Kerford Wilson as Render Dave F'n Powell as Professor Bunion with Special Monst...

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The Unmentionables

Have Monster, Will Travel - February 19, 2020 04:00 - 23 minutes
In a small patch of untamed wilderness, Riley and Render continue the search for clues that can help point Render towards home. But when all-too-familiar creatures turn up and old foes resurface, the duo will have to think fast to stay ahead. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion a...

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The Unmentionables (Remastered)

Have Monster, Will Travel - February 19, 2020 04:00 - 22 minutes
In a small patch of untamed wilderness, Riley and Render continue the search for clues that can help point Render towards home. But when all-too-familiar creatures turn up and old foes resurface, the duo will have to think fast to stay ahead. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion a...

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The Aghast! Menagerie

Have Monster, Will Travel - February 06, 2020 12:00 - 20 minutes
Brondon Fennimore, famed cryptozoologist, is dead. And this is great news... if you're a monster in search of where you come from. Riley and Render arrive at Fennimore's estate sale, unprepared for the dangers that lay both inside and outside the estate. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan T...

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The Aghast! Menagerie (Remastered)

Have Monster, Will Travel - January 20, 2020 17:00 - 30 minutes
"There are very few moments in your life where you can do something radical for someone you love." Meet Riley and Render. Roommates. Best friends. There's just one small hitch. Riley is a young career-focused woman with a little bit of burnout and Render... well, he's a monster. When Render adm...

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Hi, I'm Render

Have Monster, Will Travel - January 20, 2020 17:00 - 14 minutes
"There are very few moments in your life where you can do something radical for someone you love." Meet Riley and Render. Roommates. Best friends. There's just one small hitch. Riley is a young career-focused woman with a little bit of burnout and Render... well, he's a monster. When Render adm...

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Have Monster, Will Travel (TRAILER)

Have Monster, Will Travel - January 06, 2020 05:00 - 1 minute
New Episodes August 7, 2023 9 Episodes currently available! "There are very few moments in your life where you can do something radical for someone you love." Meet Riley and Render. Roommates. Best friends. There's just one small hitch. Riley is a young career-focused woman with a little bit o...

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76: State Your Deal, Not Dog

Let's Not Panic - January 07, 2019 02:05 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
At long last we pack up Shadow again, and hit the road. From Death Valley, to Lake Mead, Phoenix and back again, it feels mostly the same to be on the road again, but this time with a bonus doggo! With Taco all grown up, some changes have had to be made. We talk not dogs, being an indoor kid, ta...

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75: God of Vomits

Let's Not Panic - October 02, 2018 03:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
OoooH we love it when you have sick stories, they say, give us more poop stories they say. First of all, how dare you, and secondly FINE. We talk Ireland, including some beautiful cliffs, great food, and also like, the sickest Maggie has ever been in her whole life. Show Notes Adam and Maggie ...

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74: Dog Bird

Let's Not Panic - September 14, 2018 02:46 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
We’re meat-bagging it up, with a stay at a foofy Scottish resort that fully looks like Downton Abbey, and some time by the Lochs and in Oban. Adam is pretty high on golf— will it be enough for him to actually use his clubs at home? PROBABLY NOT. Maggie eats her body weight in seafood. We make fr...

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73: Copilot Randomizer

Let's Not Panic - August 30, 2018 10:38 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
Jet lag is real, and so is this new episode. Don't worry, Taco is safe and sound in Berkeley, but Maggie and Adam are in Scotland! Also, likely safe and sound. One must assume. We talk delicious foods, aimless wandering, excellent museums and also Maggie's NEAR PERFECT copiloting skills. Show N...

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72: State of Stabbyness

Let's Not Panic - June 06, 2018 00:34 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
We're baaaaaaaack! And it's been a hot minute. We talk about our most recent adventure, crimes against Shadow, and our dog the best dog in the world. Shadow faces her strangest injury. Adam doesn't understand Palm Springs. Taco finds a tortoise! Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of ...

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71: Organic Beast of Chaos

Let's Not Panic - January 29, 2018 03:18 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
MEXICO HERE WE COME! Some technical difficulties leave us stranded in San Diego for a hot second. We may or may not get scammed at the border. Spoiler: we don't make it to Mulegé. But we DO have some Baja love to share. Adam does some minimall field repair. Maggie battles a hat trick of discomfo...

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70: Taco of the Open Road

Let's Not Panic - January 19, 2018 18:21 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
On the road again! And on the mic. Thanks for your patience with our VERY long hiatus-- but we're back on our bullshit, and back to our heritage: recording podcasts in strange and new locations, and talking about poop. We talk traveling with a puppy, Yosemite, and some prowling coyotes. Maggie d...

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69: Good Boys Wiggle, Too

Let's Not Panic - December 04, 2017 00:25 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
STOP EVERYTHING: TACO IS HERE. Adam and Maggie's puppy comes home, and *spoiler alert* he's a perfect angel baby and the world's greatest mammal. We talk life changes brought on by a puppy, Adam's new requirements for Shadow and Maggie's need for your ghost stories. Seriously. Tell me your ghost...

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68: Maggie Signs Book Deals

Let's Not Panic - November 20, 2017 04:38 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
Adam and Maggie get new van inspo from a San Francisco couple generous enough to show us around theirs. Maggie signs a couple of book deals. Adam's love of bacon finds new purchase in soup. The puppy countdown is less than a week! Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon DON'T WORRY JOE'S OK bu...

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67: Puppy Aptitude

Let's Not Panic - November 06, 2017 03:23 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
We're undeniably settled now, with an apartment that is mostly furnished, and a doggo on the way! Puppies are met, and puppy prep books are read. Adam takes the term "throw pillows" a little too literally. Maggie dives in to NaNoWriMo. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The $105k Sprinter...

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66: Because We Were Dirtballs

Let's Not Panic - October 23, 2017 01:26 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
A full month of normal life has passed by in the blink of an eye, and Maggie and Adam struggle to describe it. Mad Sweeney is forcibly ejected from the Let's Not Panic fleet. Adam finds a new van candidate with some strong features. Maggie gets malaise-y. We introduce Radagast the Green. Show N...

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65: Adam Needs a Nappy Time

Let's Not Panic - October 15, 2017 23:21 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
Maggie and Adam are settled in enough to throw a housewarming party, which Adam could really do without. We talk going off the beaten path, the differences between a Sprinter and a Ford Econoline van and a super cool pair of listeners embarking on their OWN adventure now. Maggie indulges in some...

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64: Preponderance of Pillows

Let's Not Panic - October 09, 2017 00:18 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
Season 2 is officially here! And we've changed it up to celebrate. Welcome to the new segments: The Build, Maggie's Writing Nook and the 3 D's. Maggie and Adam sit shiva for Maggie's late grandfather, Monty. Maggie gets excited for puppies of an auspicious litter.  We introduce Mad Sweeney to ou...

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63: Season Finale.

Let's Not Panic - September 20, 2017 04:15 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 412 ratings
For real and for actually this time. Adam and Maggie talk end of trip thoughts, do a round of the year's B's and lay out the cards for what's to come. Maggie is still salty at one Directora Gomez of Santa Marta. Adam forgets to press record.  SUBSCRIBE TO DRUNK SAFARI NOW! Show Notes Adam a...