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Lou Misiano Says Bees Are Emotional Support Animals | E33
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - March 09, 2021 08:00 - 1 hourI tried pretending that this was a different podcast for two seconds. Lou and I discuss how Joe Rogan is the tofu of interviewers. We break down Costco's (probably) deep-rooted (maybe) history with the mob. Lou states his case for how violent bees should be considered emotional support animals. T...
Isaac Hirsch Wants To Kiss An Alien | E32
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - March 02, 2021 08:00 - 55 minutesIsaac Hirsch and I talk about his shitty home, crypto, Elon Musk, and how Isaac really deeply wants to kiss an alien - and be doing it for us. Then, he offers advice for our time-traveling listeners who just came back after only kinda fucking something up just a tiny little bit.Please rate, revie...
Sean Preston Thinks Money Should Grow On Trees | E31
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - February 23, 2021 08:00 - 1 hourSean returns to the show, and we reminisce about Radio Shack, tape cassette to aux cable adapters, iPods, and how we were bad at school. Then, Sean breaks down how to make cash grow on trees. Eventually, he offers advice to a very special listener - the show’s big fan - Shaquille O'Neal.Sean's ne...
Nik Oldershaw Says Books Are Too Heavy | E30
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - February 09, 2021 08:00 - 1 hourNik Oldershaw gets aggressive when talking about how he believes that books are too heavy and claims he's trying his best to be patient with the rest of us for not understanding. Then, he offers advice for children who test how high they can jump when trying on new shoes.--- Send in a voice messa...
Nick Turner Wants Two-Legged Giraffes | E29
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - February 02, 2021 08:00 - 1 hourNick Turner and I talk about how stand-up is dead, fun ways to make tucks of cash, and he opens up about wanting two-legged giraffes. Then, Nick offers advice to wedding photo booth operators and we come up with some brilliant ways to make cash off of weddings.--- Send in a voice message: https:/...
Sara Schaefer Likes Soft Wood Floors | E28
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - January 26, 2021 08:00 - 59 minutesSara Schaefer comes on the show to talk about jury duty, soft wood flooring (plus how to harvest it), and gives advice to everyone who likes Tweety Bird too much.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Peggy O'Leary Gets Tattoos On Her Bones | E27
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - January 19, 2021 08:00 - 59 minutesPeggy O'Leary and I catch up and talk about comedy during COVID-19, being a "squat-comic," how she bought a house (that strangers somehow know about), and being a trashy neighbor. Peggy tells us about how she has - and plans to get more - tattoos directly on her bones. Then, offers advice for som...
Dave Ferguson Wants Us To Call Bobcats “Robertcats” | E26
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - January 12, 2021 08:00 - 1 hourDave Ferguson (The Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang! Bang!, & a ton more) comes on the show to discuss the importance of sharing light with the community and why he (and we) should call bobcats "robertcats." Then, he offers thoughtful and detailed advice for both the people who leave their turn signals...
Sean Patton Says Wheels Should Be Less Round | E25
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - January 05, 2021 08:00 - 51 minutesSean Patton shares why $13 million is the right amount of money to have, comedy origins, and interviews Tom. Sean dives into his detailed ideas for why wheels should be less round and how to get this to happen. Then, offers advice to anyone out there who is breathing too hard on a first date.Welc...
Ryan Bennett Counts Up For The New Year's Ball Drop | E24
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - December 29, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour“FREE PS5!!” is what Ryan Bennett said I should name the episode. I didn’t listen, but hopefully, including “FREE PS5!!” in the notes will up the SEO anyway. We went off the rails a bit. Ryan’s lawyer got involved, but we also discussed offering a free PS5, the meaning of “paisano,” what we’d do...
Dante Elephante Wants To Elect A Santa Government | E23
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - December 22, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutesDante Elephante (Ruben Zarate) and I cover a wide range of topics including musicians vs comedians, canceled Classic-Rock stars, his pursuit to join city council, and make cities have more ramps like in video games. On top of all that Dante shares why he thinks there should be a Santa government ...
Keele Howard-Stone Wants Guns To Go “Blam-O!” | E22
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - December 15, 2020 08:21 - 43 minutesKeele Howard-Stone breaks down the ins and outs of his dream to make guns go "blam-o" instead of "bang" and gives some serious advice to white-gloved traffic cops.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tim Unkenholz Wants Garbage Man Cops | E21
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - December 08, 2020 08:00 - 1 hourWe discuss our collaboration on a viral "Day Ghost" article on a clickbait website (link in episode notes), Tim's passion for giving the power of the police to garbage men, and gives advice to COVID Christmas carolers.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast...
Paul Schissler Is A Flat Mooner | E20
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - December 01, 2020 08:00 - 44 minutesPaul Schissler returns for the 20th (episode) anniversary to talk about his belief in flat-moon and offers advice to all those idiot flat-earthers. I cut the first 15 min so you didn't have to listen to even more people figure out Zoom.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message...
Gianmarco Soresi Eats Pizza Upside Down | E19
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - November 24, 2020 08:00 - 39 minutesGianmarco breaks down the "right way" to eat pizza (hint: it's not how you do it). Then, he graciously offers advice for grocery shoppers using baskets because they are scared of getting the squeaky cart.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Sarah Bell Started Xmas Music Early | E18
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - November 17, 2020 20:44 - 51 minutesWhy does Christmas music play earlier and earlier every year? Well, it's Sarah Bell's fault! Sarah opens up about why and how (little tip: it has something to do with Josh Grobin). Then, offers advice to nerds who make up their own rules mid-game.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/for...
Teddy Hanson Created A Veggie Turducken | E17
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - November 10, 2020 08:00 - 52 minutesTeddy Hanson shares his recipe for the veggie-only version of a turducken and offers advice to dads who accidentally see their kid's first kiss.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Charles Blyzniuk Only Travels By Pogo Stick | E16
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - November 03, 2020 08:00 - 51 minutesOn this Election Day Special episode (that was recorded two months ago), Tom and Charles discuss the current (at the time) news that Trump wanted to have a debate with Joe Biden moderated by Joe Rogan on his podcast. The conversation went down a windy path that eventually sparked Tom's obsession ...
Eli Yudin Started The Razor Blade In Apple Rumor | E15
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - October 27, 2020 07:00 - 50 minutesEli Yudin opens up about how he started the famous Halloween trick-or-treat rumor that people put razor blades in apples and shares how he made it go pre-internet viral. Then, offers advice to anyone who chokes from drinking water on a first date.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/for...
Alison Zeidman Wants To Bring Back Dial-Up | E14
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - October 20, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutesAlison Zeidman breaks down why we need to bring back dial-up internet and gives advice to someone at the front of the line, but can't decide what they want to order.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Carolyn Busa Teaches The Art Of 'Phorking' | E13
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - October 13, 2020 07:00 - 38 minutesCarolyn Busa discusses her hatred of current dining etiquette, how it should change, and her belief that how you eat is how you are in bed. Then, She offers advice for anyone who just landed an awesome scooter trick, but no one saw.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message H...
Sean Preston Wants To Silence Horses | E12
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - October 06, 2020 07:00 - 37 minutesSean Preston opens up about how his hatred of loud horse hooves led to inventing 'shooves' (sneakers for horses) that never made it to market. Then, he offers advice to everyone who planned to wear their bitchin' vape costume at a Halloween party.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/for...
Tyler Richardson Wants Santana & Rob Thomas To Reunite | E11
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 29, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutesTyler Richardson talks about being a father, breaks down why he thinks supergroup Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas' 1999 smash hit 'Smooth' was the last good thing ever to happen. Then, He offers advice for anyone who accidentally ran the blender without the lid.--- Send in a voice message: https://an...
Lou Misiano Lives For Ketchup Pre-Cum | E10
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 22, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutesLou Misiano, for the first time, shows his true self and true colors (red) while detailing his love for that watery stuff that comes out of ketchup bottles. Lou shares that only true patriots, like himself, eat cement. he offers a scumbag's advice for mothers trying to get their cool-as-hell teen...
Nate Marshall Says Dinosaurs Liked American Humor | E9
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 15, 2020 07:00 - 46 minutesNate Marshall breaks down why he believes dinosaurs liked American humor - not British - and goes on to share how that led to issues with Mensa. Then, Nate offers support to those who get upset every year TV companies don't come out with Smell-O-Vision.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....
Kristin Manna Wants Scratch 'n Sniff Shirts | E8
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 08, 2020 07:00 - 44 minutesKristin Manna opens up about her relationship with crystals and Christian radio. She discusses the universal need for scratch 'n sniff shirts and offers advice for someone who thinks kissing with tongue is gross, but will gladly eat food off the floor.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.f...
Nik Oldershaw Wants To Rename Columbus' Ships | E7
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 01, 2020 07:05 - 32 minutesNik shares his real belief that all mountains should be smooth, discusses his fight to rename Christopher Columbus' ships (the Niña, the Pinta, and Santa María), and offers an awful incentive for dads mounting their TVs to do it right.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message ...
Brendan Krick Wants To Drink Gasoline | E6
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - September 01, 2020 07:00 - 39 minutesBrendan claims the only way to fight the growing power imbalance between Man and car is for people to consume car food (gas), and he highlights his sneaky efforts to spread this message. Then, he opens the door to his complex soul while offering advice to anyone who bought a new house and thinks ...
Erica Spera Loves Alpha Male Mark Zuckerberg | Ep. 5
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - August 25, 2020 07:00 - 34 minutesErica flip-flops on her views of the Ice Bucket Challenge, awards ultimate alpha male status to The Great Mark Zuckerberg, and gives advice to all you wannabe up-and-coming Eskimos. ---------- PLEASE RATE AND SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS ---------- LINKS YOU SHOULD CLICK! Erica Spera: erica...
Erica Spera Loves Alpha Male Mark Zuckerberg | E5
Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink - August 25, 2020 07:00 - 35 minutesErica Spera flip-flops on her views of the Ice Bucket Challenge, awards ultimate alpha male status to The Great Mark Zuckerberg, and gives advice to all you wannabe up-and-coming Eskimos.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
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