Latest Thetwilightsaga Podcast Episodes

Episode 8 - How to Get Blood Out of White Leather (New Moon, Chapters 19-22)

American Vampire - June 25, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
After a brief hiatus, American Vampire has returned from its hellish slumber to cover Chapters 19 to 22 of New Moon. Topics include how you really don't get any whiter than Vampire Cops at the Vampire Vatican, some truly mind-boggling interior design and fashion choices, and how we feel perso...

Episode 7 - Third Eye Blind Jumper dot mp3 (New Moon, Chapters 13-18)

American Vampire - April 05, 2018 21:56 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
In this episode Briana and Sid discuss the (gibbous?) third quarter of New Moon, from Chapter 13 through the end of Chapter 18. Topics include Bella's super casual and not at all morbid and disturbing passion for cliff-diving, the disappointing return of one of our favorite secondary character...

Episode 6 - Some White Bullsh*t (New Moon, Chapters 7-12)

American Vampire - March 08, 2018 19:14 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
In this episode Briana and Sid discuss the Jacob-oriented second quarter of New Moon, from Chapter 7 through the end of Chapter 12. Topics include how this entire werewolf plot line is low-key very racist in both its mundane and supernatural aspects, a general moratorium on the word "russet" e...

Episode 5 - When Vampires Ghost (New Moon, Chapters 1-6)

American Vampire - January 31, 2018 19:53 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
It's 2018 friends! New year, new me, New Moon. Sid finally stopped laying prone on the forest floor long enough to edit this episode in time for it to still be January! In this episode Briana and Sid discuss the oft-mocked beginning of New Moon, from the opening prelude to the end of Chapter 6...

Episode 4 - Team Alice (Twilight, Chapter 17-Epilogue)

American Vampire - January 04, 2018 17:36 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
In this episode Briana and Sid discuss the plot-packed final third of "Twilight", Chapter 17 through to the end. Topics include how Alice is by far the best vampire, how this whole plot arc low key sounds like a cover-up for domestic violence, and the Cullens' radical vampire animal liberation c...

Episode 3 - Bella Swan Talks to Cacti ("Twilight" Chapters 9-16)

American Vampire - December 13, 2017 12:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
In this episode Briana and Sid discuss the middle third of "Twilight", Chapters 9 through 16. Topics include musings on what Bella's life in Phoenix was like, what the unique powers of the Twilight vampires have to do with American Christianity, and the ol' Lloyd Dobler problem of the thin line ...

Episode 2 - Wholesome Teens ("Twilight" Chapters 1-8)

American Vampire - December 01, 2017 15:52 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
Buckle in, friends. It's time to bite into this sucker. Briana and Sid discuss Chapters 1 through 8 of the eponymous first book of the Twilight Saga. Topics include the surprising importance of sports to the Twilight universe, why we suspect Bella Swan already has PTSD, and how much Mike sucks. 

Episode 1 - The Golden Hour (Before Twilight)

American Vampire - October 31, 2017 21:26 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 28 ratings
Before Briana Finegan (Noted Twilight expert) guides Sid Branca (Noted Goth) through the rollercoaster of emotion that is reading the Twilight Saga books for the first time, they have a pre-reading discussion. This episode covers their existing relationships to this franchise, their goals for th...