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Beef Curtains - Episode 24 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - March 16, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain???   Cooking meth in the trailer park,  stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$.  Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts.  And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the...

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Beef Curtains - Episode 24 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - March 16, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain???   Cooking meth in the trailer park,  stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$.  Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts.  And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the...

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It Happens - Episode 23 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - March 10, 2021 00:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
It Happens... What Happens??  -Poop happens , and all over the floor apparently.  Homeless sleeping bag sex - and what a nice suprise the guy found while doing it.  Men having sex with men is apparently not gay anymore - says one of the gay'est article every written.  Have you ever stuck your to...

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Cancel Deez Nuts - Episode 22 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - March 01, 2021 02:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Looking for an Asian bride - can anyone help - we need the $$.  "Be less White" - 10 bulletpoints by Robin Diangelo on how to be "less white" - ya know you need it :| . The muppets are offensive now - Dr. Seuss is cancelled - Math is racist and being punctual is a sign of white oppression.  All ...

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Hello Guvnor - Episode 21 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - February 22, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Governor poopsom is at it again.  NASA is looking for pondscum up on mars - but we have plenty of liberals here.  Two states - two different covid tactics - lets see how they fared.  ObjectumSexuals - yep its a thing.  Lady loves being treated like a dog and gets paid 6 figures for it.  Christia...

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Shock Collars - Episode 20 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - February 15, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
We spend the episode with shock collars on trying to electrocute ourselves out of swear words through behavioral conditioning.  Needless to say - we fail. Check out our MERCH at:  https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shop Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmai...

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Prison Hazing - Ep 19 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - February 08, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Follow up on Wallstreet Bets.  Daddy Elon ushering us into the future and making us rich one tweet at a time.  MMmmmm Musky.  Long Dong's and new-booties in prison.  Terrible prison stories and youngster hazing's we'll surely burn in hell for.  Dr. Fauci is at it again - should just put a bag ov...

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Diamond Hands - Ep 18 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - February 01, 2021 13:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Walstreet Bets and the biggest short squeeze in history!  Uniting the country one bankrupt hedge fund at a time.  Robinhood App claims its for the people yet their covers were completely pulled. Power Corrupts but $$ corrupts absolutely.  Google is Evil.   AMC, GME, KOSS and other companies bei...

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Chucky's Boner - Episode

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - January 25, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Chuck Schumer has a massive erection and it's for Donald Trump - crazy.  Unbelievable government waste - its your $$ and they want it now.   Covering a shit sundae with a cherry and whip cream.... mmmm  tasty AF .  Phatboy's crazy prison stories - do not go to prison kidz.  It'll ruin your human...

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Chucky's Boner - Episode

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - January 25, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Chuck Schumer has a massive erection and it's for Donald Trump - crazy.  Unbelievable government waste - its your $$ and they want it now.   Covering a shit sundae with a cherry and whip cream.... mmmm  tasty AF .  Phatboy's crazy prison stories - do not go to prison kidz.  It'll ruin your human...

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Steamy Clam - Episode 16 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - January 18, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Vaginal Steaming... yep its a thing - Welcome to the Steamy Clam.  The left proving hypocrisy is alive and well.  Dumb assassination attempt - "come on man".   Racing pigeons on death row.  Stroking out after cunnilingus.  Transgender male-to-females are stronger than biological females says an ...

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Insurrection Erection - Episode 15 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - January 11, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Can we all just go back to 2020?!?!  Some of our old criminal war stories and undertakings.  Social Media platforms on full political/tyrannical mode.  Censorship and the death of free Speech.  2 hours of a protest gone awry in the capitol equals a "riot" and "mob" according to the media - but m...

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Snorting Semen - Episode 14 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - January 04, 2021 13:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
2021 is here and Covid is OVER yayyyyy!!!  What the fuck is Bitcoin???  The Schroedinger equation and the collapse of the wave function - Did he really put a cat in a box????   The Dunning-Kruger effect - Dumb people who think their smart and you can find them all on Twitter! XMAS lights are a r...

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Anus Stretching Olympics - Ep 13 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - December 28, 2020 13:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
How far can an Anus Stretch??? Lets find out shall we.   The real Covid "Relief" Package - we take a look at some of the exhibits that congress is trying to sneak in under the guise of "Relief" for Americans - Surprise, Surprise its not.  Fallacious Story of an airplane having to make an emergen...

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Santa Claus is DEAD - Ep 12 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - December 21, 2020 13:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Vigilante Mom hunts down cartel members one-by-one and does them in Liam Neeson style. WTF!!  The great Saturn/Jupiter conversion (conjuction ??? lol).  Bad policies of LA county and its disgusting elected officials.  Health Code enforcers are cracking down FFS!  Ivy League professor is claiming...

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Chinese Invasion!! Season 2: Episode 11

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - December 13, 2020 13:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Chinese are invading from Canada WTF!!!  A man who identifies as a deer gets shot after frolicking in the South Carolina Woods.  Teachers Unions are now claiming its sexist, racist and homophobic to work.  Santa Claus is a Card Carrying Nazi.  The media finally decides to run the Biden Crime Fam...

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Duck Penis - Episode 10

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - December 07, 2020 13:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Marrying Sex Dolls - Fraudulently Fornicating With Fraternal Twins -  Duck Penises and why you should be scared.   Bribing citizens with cold hard cash to get the vaccine (The Proposed $1500 Stimulus bill).  California's Governor NewScums blatant disdain for the peasant class and the Law Enforce...

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Cold As ISIS - Episode 9 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 30, 2020 13:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Black Friday Fraud.  The Big Apartment Heist.  Toothpaste has gone the way of Doritos.  Magical alien monolith found in the Utah desert.  Bicyclists and ISIS don't get along.  Converting headhunters to christianity. And of course Death to AppleBees!!! Help us, Help you by helping us expand and ...

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Testicular Fortitude - Episode 8 - Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 23, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Flying Drones Into Cop Copters!  Political Hypocrites - leading through bad examples! Gruesome Newsom partying it up in highfalutin French Fine dining while he mandates and dictates unintelligent guidelines for the peasant class.  Lab owner falsifies drug tests and gets peoples kids taken away. ...

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Eating Babies - Season 2: Episode 7

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 16, 2020 13:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Getting old one day at a time.  Woke brigade is back and trying to cancel Baby Yoda and Target stores are fighting back.  Governor Gruesome Newsom is overstepping his bounds and a judge bitch slapped him - legally.  CNN analysts are worried about conservatives leaving the mainstream social media...

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Reminiscing Over Theoretical Fantasy Land- Episode 8

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 14, 2020 16:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
A world full of bullshit!! Reigning my cost host in on a regular. Threatening the audience - lol. When is too soon - too soon? Everybody is gonna die quit being arrogant. Falling in love with a puppy...sexually. Worse break up story ever. Quit sending unsolicited dick pics! Death to Applebees! ...

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SuperWoke SuperHeroes - Ep.6 Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 09, 2020 14:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Becoming "Super-Woke", "Tokenizing"/Ruining the Comic Book universe. Bad Burglars. Heroic Parrots. Taking your dead dog out for a midnight stroll. Calling out the Corona. And more amazing jaunts into they sociopathic mind. Death to Applebees Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver co...

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Labour Monkeys - Episode 5: Season 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - November 02, 2020 13:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Haloween Trick-or-Treat Tease. Karens hard at work. Balls out Beauty Pageants. Covid be damned. The smarter you are - the more likely you are to eat ass #ScientificStudies . Forcing monkey to gather your nuts in slave-labour conditions. Just another wild week. Death to Applesbees! Help u...

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Bust-A-Toobin: Season 2 - Episode 4

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - October 26, 2020 12:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Shoving currency up your ass and getting caught. Whacking off in the middle of a conference call for all your co-workers to enjoy. Child actor gets busted strangling his ol' lady. Trump is the most against the grain - Punk rock president I've ever witnessed. And of course the elusive Takuach...

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Dirty Durkin - Season 2: Episode 3

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - October 19, 2020 12:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Facebook Censorhsip - they think we are russian spies. GTFO! Giving dirty durkins to those who consent. Wax my balls or I'll sue your ass. Biggest meth bust in US history - where? In our stomping grounds of course. And all the other great high brow humour you can expect from the one and only...

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Leaky Butthole Syndrome - Season 2: Episode 2

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - October 12, 2020 12:01 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Incarceration, heroin, abuse and other causes of Leaky Butthole Syndrome. Privileged revolutionaries taking a break from their mimosas and yacht club life to go fight the good fight. Profane Parrots. Yelp jumping on the bandwagon to appease the mob. 13 year old kid creates nuclear fusion in his ...

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Smoking Crack - Season 2 : Episode 1

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - October 05, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
The Dichotomy of wearing a covid mask and doing squats and lunges all day. Why do we have to tip people that aren't really waiters? Why am I such a tightwad. Women have always had bigger balls than us. Facebook catfishing has grown to new lengths of ungodliness. I can't do the helicopter nak...

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Rotten Overtures Towards Fallacy Lane - Episode 24

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - September 28, 2020 12:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Opening back up after covid and gyms that lie. Fishing in the ocean is propaghanda. BBQ'ing sex offenders *past the Famous Daves BBQ Sauce plz*. Death by mushroom - and we aint talking about super mario. Hollywood hypocritically spreading lies - STFU. Fake BLM gofundme gets busted for misap...

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Rebelling Over The Flawed Laws - Episode 23

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - September 21, 2020 17:41 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
14 minute interview with the Alaskan Avenger- The Hammer of Justice - Jason Vukovich. With post commentary. Pythons that don't need males to lay eggs - WTF. Lady beats her dad after he repeatedly farts in her face. Goats living the real 'F The Police' Life. The real taiwanese Kite Runner. ...

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Reign Of Terror For Life - Episode 22

R.O.T.F.L. Podcast - September 14, 2020 15:44 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratings
Why are people so rude in California? Why can't I buy condoms at the front desk in a Hotel? Lady leaves detectives Stumped in an terribly thought out insurance scam - Lets give her a hand. You think a woman scorned is bad - wait till you hear one mans scorn story - classic. Also - our Hero o...

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