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NEW GUY MATT: Finally, we are released from our torment.

Botchelor Padcast - March 22, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour
This week Rachel and Todd talk about anything BUT The Bachelor.  Topics include Toast, Tennessee Williams, Meth, AND Baseball!   Mostly we are simply glad to be released from the Hellhole that has been this season. 

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NEW GUY MATT: Finally, we are released from our torment.

Botchelor Padcast - March 22, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour
This week Rachel and Todd talk about anything BUT The Bachelor.  Topics include Toast, Tennessee Williams, Meth, AND Baseball!   Mostly we are simply glad to be released from the Hellhole that has been this season. 

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NEW GUY MATT: Thank God We're Almost Done

Botchelor Padcast - March 18, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour
This week Todd and Rachel discuss the Fantasy Suite episode of Matt's Season of the Bachelor.  Once again, we dive headfirst into the toxicity of this season, and reiterate maybe too many times, how much we hated it. Dear god we're almost done. 

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NEW GUY MATT: Oops! All Bloopers!

Botchelor Padcast - March 04, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour
With such a disappointing Women Tell All, Todd and Rachel bring the HEAT.  WE talk about 7th grade, katanas, incest, *more* racism, do an angry and unbridled recap of this stupid, stupid season, and even talk about representation in college theater.  And we hold Matt accountable for not holding...

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NEW GUY MATT Who even needs schedule anymore?

Botchelor Padcast - March 04, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour
This week is a whole lotta NOTHING.  WE dissect the Chris Harrison drama and add very little that hasn't already been said.  WE forget that we're supposed to talk about the episode, and Rachel gets a call from her mom!  Riveting stuff!

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Botchelor UNCUT

Botchelor Padcast - February 25, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour
I'm gonna be real with you, life has been busy and we recorded this 2 weeks ago.  We're recording another one tonight.  I remember asking Katie out on a date, and unfunnily applying for the Bachelor.  I . . . don't remember much else. What follows is an uncut episode of whatever the f*** we reco...

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New Guy Matt: Zebra Babies

Botchelor Padcast - February 08, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour
This week, Todd and Rachel hope they're done talking about the toxicity in the house, book stores, Peppercorn (Peppercorn is not a sponsor of the podcast . . . yet.) The logistics of a human female giving birth to a zebra and the subsequent raising of that Zebra child to be a successful adult in...

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New Guy Matt- Matt Drools, Katie Rulez!

Botchelor Padcast - January 25, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour
This week, even though it's a little late, Todd and Rachel discuss Victoria's royal pain in the bum, Matt's complete lack of accountability,  President Jimmy Carter,  Sarah's missteps, and Katie's complete and total emotional accessibility in seemingly any situation.  But mostly we make jokes. 

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New Guy Matt- Let Them Eat Roses

Botchelor Padcast - January 16, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour
This week, Todd and Rachel talk bullying, childhood pregnancy, shouting, and the fact that oh my god we are so tired by the time we record this podcast.  Also there are two dates and Victoria continues to be the absolute worst.  I know there's a different name in the episode but I forgot to wri...

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New Guy Matt

Botchelor Padcast - January 07, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour
After a very long hiatus, Todd and Rachel reunite to talk about New Guy Matt, seemingly the sexiest person alive, and how he's already gearing up to botch the Bachelor.  We try to remember all the women's names, but there are too many, and as always, we Stan Chris Harrison

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Ep.1 - Limousines, Lingerie, Royalty and....Vibrators?

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - January 05, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes
The guys cover the whole premiere episode of Matt James' journey.  Our Matt sounds off on "Queen" Victoria, Alex is shocked by an elimination, and the guys discuss whether this year's limo entrances were any good from lingerie, to trucks, to a vibrator.  Hear the guys discuss which entrances wer...

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Ep. 5/6 - Enter Tayshia, Bye Bye Clare

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - November 25, 2020 05:00 - 45 minutes
The guys cover Tayshia's first two episodes and After the Final Rose with Clare!  Matt & Alex couldn't be happier to see Tayshia and say bye to Clare.  Matt thinks the bachelors were more excited for Tayshia than Clare - even before the Dale Drama.  Alex thinks Ed is his own worst enemy, Noah is...

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Ep.3-4. The 'Clare Show' is Over

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - November 09, 2020 23:00 - 45 minutes
Is Clare the worst Bachelorette ever?  Is Dale faking it?  Matt & Alex discuss how Clare's character and  irrational behavior was a huge problem all season.  The guys go off on Yosef's antics.   Hear why Chris Harrison never has good news, but it sounds good.  It's a full recap of Clare's final ...

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Ep.1-2. Quarantine with Clare - Dale & Dodgeball

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - October 23, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes
Is Dale the same as Juan Pablo?  Is "strip" dodgeball bad?  The boys are back and Clare is in quarantine!  Alex and Matt jump into the first two episodes of the season.   Hear the guys discuss their first impressions of Dale, why Blake is on thin ice, why Tyler C. broke the boys' #1 rule of "sta...

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Quarantine with Clare - Dale & Dodgeball - Week 1 & 2

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - October 23, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes
Is Dale the same as Juan Pablo?  Is "strip" dodgeball bad?  The boys are back and Clare is in quarantine!  Alex and Matt jump into the first two episodes of the season.   Hear the guys discuss their first impressions of Dale, why Blake is on thin ice, why Tyler C. broke the boys' #1 rule of "sta...

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Pilot Pete: They Told All and SO DO WE

Botchelor Padcast - March 13, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour
This week Todd and Rachel tackle a breadth of subjects, none of which have anything to do about the Bachelor. There's OJ Simpson, JK Rowling didn't write the Harry Potter Books, Todd discovers an obsession with nose shapes, and Rutherford B. Hayes stops by!

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Ep. 10 - Peter's Journey Ends in a Crash Landing

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - March 13, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes
Peter's mom rips into Madison and the guys are shocked! Matt and Alex sound off about Peter's mom and how her conduct was vindictive, offensive, and just ridiculous!  The guys discuss the two-part finale and go through Peter's final moments with Hannah Ann and Madison, why they think he chose to...

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Ep. 9 - Peter Cruises Through the Women Tell All

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - March 06, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes
Hot seat?  More like cold seat.  Peter gets away with all of his mistakes this season, and the guys can't believe it.  Matt and Alex like the choice of Clare as the next Bachelorette and they discuss why NONE of the women this season were going to be chosen... but they may end up in paradise... ...

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PILOT PETE: To Bone? Or not to Bone? That is the question . . .

Botchelor Padcast - March 04, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour
THIS WEEK  Pete Botches things a little less (But still completely effs up), Madison definitely doesn't give him an ultimatum, Todd shares too much about his high-school drama and Rachel ACES it.  Because that's what she always does.  She aces it. Oh, and maybe some people have sex.  We don't kn...

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Ep. 8 - Peter Joins the Mile High Club

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - February 28, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes
Fantasy Suite Week!  The guys dive deep into whether Peter made a mistake sleeping with Hannah Ann and Victoria F. knowing Madison's feelings. Matt & Alex debate whether Madison's "expectations" and Luke P.'s "ultimatum" are the same.  The guys reveal a secret about Peter and many other guys whe...

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PILOT PETE: Pete, Go Home(towns)

Botchelor Padcast - February 26, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour
This week, Todd and Rachel are so emotionally worn down by Pete and his constant need for validation that they actually pay attention to the episode.  Also discussed: Wine, Todd might apply for next season, and Rachel slaps her co-host in the face!

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PILOT PETE with Special guest RYAN

Botchelor Padcast - February 23, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour
On this week in the Botchelor Padcast, Todd and Rachel are joined by their friend Ryan, who is much funnier than either of them. 

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Ep. 7 - Peter's Hometown Layovers

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - February 20, 2020 05:00 - 43 minutes
This week the guys have theories on Peter's insistence on Victoria F. - Peter wants what he can't have.  Matt and Alex think Peter's ex-girlfriend isn't trying to protect Peter rather she's out for revenge against Victoria F., but why?  The guys debate the four hometown dates from choices of act...

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Ep. 6 - Peter Leaves Passengers in Peru

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - February 14, 2020 05:00 - 37 minutes
The guys can't believe Victoria F. is still around.  Matt and Alex debate whether it was Kelley's ego or how she approached the journey that didn't get her the rose - preview, Matt says ego.  Alex has an amazing theory on who Peter's mom is referring to when she asks Peter to "bring her back to ...

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PILOT PETE: Two Episodes? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT TWO EPISODES.

Botchelor Padcast - February 11, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour
In this episode, Todd and Rachel pull double duty and subject themselves to two wildly different episodes of the Bachelor.  Todd plays Red Dead 2 and tries to deconstruct Pete's emotional state, and Rachel keeps peaking the audio but hopefully it's not too bad right now.

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Ep.5 - Peter Leaves Baggage in Costa Rica & Chile

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - February 09, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes
The guys applaud Peter for making some big moves in this 2-episode week, but still think his management of the season is poor.  Matt and Alex go off about Tammy - Alex thinks she's on a one-way ticket to Bachelor in Paradise.  Hear why Matt thinks Kelly is the only 'realist' on the season, why A...

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Ep. 5 - Peter Leaves Baggage in Costa Rica & Chile

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - February 09, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes
The guys applaud Peter for making some big moves in this 2-episode week, but still think his management of the season is poor.  Matt and Alex go off about Tammy - Alex thinks she's on a one-way ticket to Bachelor in Paradise.  Hear why Matt thinks Kelly is the only 'realist' on the season, why A...

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Cleveland is . . . Cool?

Botchelor Padcast - February 05, 2020 21:00 - 59 minutes
In this week's Episode Todd and Rachel discuss how boring The Bachelor is at this part of the season, as well as dunk on classical English literature and try to prove once and for all how cool Cleveland is.

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Ep. 4 - Peter Can't Get Off the Runway

Regular Guys Talk Bachelor - January 30, 2020 21:00 - 44 minutes
Matt and Alex pick sides in the Victoria P. vs. Alayah showdown!  The guys discuss how amazing the group football date was, whether Victoria P. faked her "injury", and the guys determine that Peter doesn't know what he's doing!  Alex has an interesting theory of where Victoria F. is heading, and...

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Pilot Pete: Performativity, ChamPAIN and Bad Decisions

Botchelor Padcast - January 29, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour
This week your Co-Pilots Todd and Rachel dissect The Bachelor in terms of Performativity, how people react when around cameras, loved ones, and anyone but themselves. They also complain about Champagne, adore ChamPAIN and as always, Todd complains.

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