Latest Ready slow Podcast Episodes
Trumps Tip
READY SLOW - November 20, 2022 03:00 - 2 hoursIt’s episode 89 and Shean and Shane are competing over who has the better medical emergency. Shane’s about to get escorted out of the hospital for demanding to keep his wife’s appendix, while Shean’s gotten into a car wreck with a crackhead. The guys discuss the Trump v DeSantis catfight, the...
Moist Pie
READY SLOW - October 28, 2022 17:00 - 2 hoursIt’s episode 88 and Shean’s in a robe and Shane’s in a dungeon. The guys discuss Kanye, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, AI art, grief, trans youth, modern genocide, ancient civilizations, eternal returns, false flags, only fans, and sizzurp. Madonna’s new face makes a special guest appearance.
Pro Furry
READY SLOW - September 14, 2022 06:00 - 3 hoursIt’s episode 87 and the boys are back in town. Shean confesses to blackmailing Air BnB hosts and Shane wants to overthrow the monarchy. The guys discuss black tik tok, yaaasss dead queens, the science of blunts, Jesus in Hell, the ideal gynecologist, and the theory about Walt Disney’s corpse. ...
Civil World War
READY SLOW - August 14, 2022 19:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 86 and Shean is enduring a three-day marathon at the dentist, meanwhile Shane’s getting slandered by a journalistic standards community. The guys discuss the 87,000 new hires at the IRS, the raid at Mar-a-Lago, and how “they’re” dropping that brand new chem trail recipe from the sk...
Bruce Daddy
READY SLOW - August 01, 2022 17:00 - 2 hoursIt’s episode 85 and the guys are becoming Mennonites. But before t hey convert, Shane tries to advise Shean about how to act normal when meeting a new friend in real life for the first time. Shean doesn’t know if he should bring a firearm or an earpiece for Shane to covertly share conversationa...
Bruce Daddy
READY SLOW - August 01, 2022 17:00 - 2 hoursIt’s episode 85 and the guys are becoming Mennonites. But before t hey convert, Shane tries to advise Shean about how to act normal when meeting a new friend in real life for the first time. Shean doesn’t know if he should bring a firearm or an earpiece for Shane to covertly share conversationa...
Cashman Strong
READY SLOW - July 15, 2022 15:00 - 2 hoursShane and Shean announce their candidacy for President and Vice President of the United States of America. They vow to abolish all alphabet agencies. They also promise to leave NATO. And the UN. And they will reject WHO, WEF, and ESGs. CERN will also be destroyed, A lot has happened since the ...
Costco Gospel
READY SLOW - June 20, 2022 18:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 83 and the guys try to solve a mystery of possible lust and deceit in the land of God. Shane’s reading C.S. Lewis while Shean’s Dr. Pepper addiction has brought on a home renovation binge. The guys also discuss bio-engineered salmon, pastors at Mexican restaurants, free will, mor...
Costco Gospel
READY SLOW - June 20, 2022 18:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 83 and the guys try to solve a mystery of possible lust and deceit in the land of God. Shane’s reading C.S. Lewis while Shean’s Dr. Pepper addiction has brought on a home renovation binge. The guys also discuss bio-engineered salmon, pastors at Mexican restaurants, free will, mor...
Bomb Blonde Mommy Blog
READY SLOW - June 10, 2022 17:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 82 and bees are now fish in the state of California, meanwhile kid friendly drag shows are coming to a town near you. The guys discuss the documentary “What Is a Woman?”, the consequences of a broken home, utopia fetishists, wild salmon, and raw meat. Shean admits to lying to Shan...
Bomb Blonde Mommy Blog
READY SLOW - June 10, 2022 17:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 82 and bees are now fish in the state of California, meanwhile kid friendly drag shows are coming to a town near you. The guys discuss the documentary “What Is a Woman?”, the consequences of a broken home, utopia fetishists, wild salmon, and raw meat. Shean admits to lying to Shan...
Yawn Loop
READY SLOW - June 03, 2022 19:00 - 2 hoursIt’s Episode 81 and everyone is trying to sleep with Shean. He can’t leave the house without total strangers trying to bring him home. Meanwhile, Shane’s getting kicked out of his local library. The guys discuss Pride Month and the time Jack Lira hanged himself off Harvey Milk’s porch. The...
BEAST
READY SLOW - May 26, 2022 18:00 - 2 hoursIt’s the season 4 premiere and the guys try to make sense of mass shootings, hopelessness, and the collapse of civilization. Meanwhile, Shane looks at the failures of Sri Lanka as a warning of any big government push, and Shean talks emotionalism—and how they’re facing literal actual death th...
Corpse in the Club
READY SLOW - May 17, 2022 15:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 80 will cause serious physical harm. Mark Zuckerberg has preemptively banned it from Facebook. The Twitter bots have been programmed to suppress it. Instagram thots are petitioning for its immediate destruction. The guys discuss the need to dissolve every alphabet agency, the ethics ...
Pissmop
READY SLOW - May 11, 2022 14:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 79 is a call to arms. Shean and Shane are begging you to fight like Hell. Safe, legal, and rare vs bloodthirsty abortion mimosas. Absconding to Mexico. Drug mules. Decapitated tourists. Young mothers. The guys respond to comments they’ve received over their ideas on murder. Shane reme...
Fruit Fest
READY SLOW - May 03, 2022 16:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 78 is all about Shean’s live-streamed corpse, Shane stripping naked for ID.me at gunpoint, fake cities, the peloton cult, the soho house cult, Kim K’s vanishing derrière, Depp v. Heard, Roe v. Wade, the Met Gala, disgruntled mailmen, bookstore dildos, and trying to find common ground in ...
Baptism Overdose
READY SLOW - April 27, 2022 13:00 - 2 hoursIt’s Episode 77 and the guys are finally unveiling their long awaited line of merch. One-piece swimsuits, flip flops, mugs, bucket hats—they’ve got something for everyone who wants to wear Shean and Shane’s faces around town. If you support BLM and if you denounce the holocaust—this merch is for...
Tight Butthole
READY SLOW - April 05, 2022 06:00 - 1 hourEpisode 76 is a hostage situation as the guys incriminate themselves by discussing how and why they’d get away with murder. Shane talks about stumbling into a funeral, meanwhile Shean is positive there are infinite natural resources. They discuss huffing ether, tragic aquariums, and animatro...
Stiff Denim
READY SLOW - March 28, 2022 15:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 75 and Shean was attacked in the woods—he nurses the wounds as the guy’s discuss white girl slaves, denim, toast with butter and cinnamon, pizza gate,and grunches. They also get into starting fights on instagram with strangers for fun, plus they go window shopping online and decon...
Stiff Denim
READY SLOW - March 28, 2022 15:00 - 1 hourIt’s episode 75 and Shean was attacked in the woods—he nurses the wounds as the guy’s discuss white girl slaves, denim, toast with butter and cinnamon, pizza gate,and grunches. They also get into starting fights on instagram with strangers for fun, plus they go window shopping online and decon...
America Needs Therapy
READY SLOW - March 22, 2022 01:00 - 2 hoursIt’s episode 74 and Shean and Shane fight over creative differences. Shane also got Shean banned from Facebook for 90 days, and Shean’s enrolling people into a ponzi scheme as gas prices rise. The guys discuss time traveling back to the 1990s, Kris Jenner’s chokehold on media narratives, Kanye’...
Imma Pink Boy
READY SLOW - March 02, 2022 00:00 - 2 hoursThe guys have reunited. Shean was in Heaven on Earth while Shane was in Hell on Earth. Shean is haunted by lizards from Punta Cana, and Shane nearly died moving his family out of their house. The guys discuss the latest trends in hysteria, war propaganda, Ukraine and Russia, twins dating twins...
Trucker Carlson
READY SLOW - February 08, 2022 05:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 72 is not another teen movie meets wolf of wall street meets little shop of horrors meets mean girls. The guys compare notes about their high school lives. One of the guys committed white collar crime, the other committed blue collar crime. Can you guess who did backflips into pep ralli...
Trucker Carlson
READY SLOW - February 08, 2022 05:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 72 is not another teen movie meets wolf of wall street meets little shop of horrors meets mean girls. The guys compare notes about their high school lives. One of the guys committed white collar crime, the other committed blue collar crime. Can you guess who did backflips into pep ralli...
Low Key Gay
READY SLOW - January 28, 2022 06:00 - 2 hoursRemember the old woman with a forked tongue that wished death on half the country — that Shane said would never listen to Ready Slow? Yeah… she and her friends and family listened to last week’s episode. And she’s not happy. In related news, Shane & Nancy lost their house in West VA due to a ser...
WHITE MLK
READY SLOW - January 17, 2022 18:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 70 finds both guys snowed-in and dreaming of a white Martin Luther King Day. Shean is setting guidelines for hiring employees and Shane is fighting an uphill real estate battle against liars, con artists, and thieves. The guys discuss historical cubism, death mocking, and the white woma...
FEAR PORN
READY SLOW - January 03, 2022 18:00 - 2 hoursShean has omicron and Shane discusses the nature of modern genocide. With special appearances from a hysterical, unhinged, moral authoritarian.
DIE HARD
READY SLOW - December 25, 2021 17:00 - 2 hoursInstagram says Shean and Shane are inciting violence. There’s a strange man in Shane’s yard. Shean’s discussing philosophy with his uber driver. Trump’s been boostered. Rittenhouse’s media blitz proves we’re in The Hunger Games. And Kamala’s mask slips on Charlamagne’s show. Wars and rumors of...
Fauci Killed Freddie
READY SLOW - December 15, 2021 00:00 - 2 hoursFor the holidays, Shean’s life is spiraling out of control, and Shane lands himself in urgent care. NY has a new mask mandate, so Shane’s getting kicked out of the supermarket, and Italy is preventing Shean from having the vacation he’s worked so hard to plan — thanks to more draconian COVID p...
MEDATIVE
READY SLOW - December 05, 2021 21:00 - 2 hoursEpisode 66 finds Shean getting accosted by a psychopath in a Whole Foods bathroom while Shane has a full blown panic attack on the highway. The guys discuss Alec Baldwin’s crocodile tears, toothbrush protocols, glamping, and the sustained madness of the modern world. Shean is also convinced th...
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