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Episode 17 - Best of the Idiots (Compilation Episode)
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - July 14, 2023 05:00 - 1 hourFor reasons best explained by our psychiatrists, we've decided to take the funniest topics from episodes 1-16 and put them out as a "Best of" episode for your amusement. Included in this compilation are comedic highlights from our chats about immortality, serial killers, escaping a terrorist, an...
Episode 16 - I Feel Sorry for Smells
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - August 05, 2022 05:00 - 29 minutesSo here we are, the final episode - and we’re really pushing the boat out. This week, Kelvin’s asking the questions, so expect a thorough interrogation of Crease’s body, and a pedantic dissection of the best alien. Then the listeners pose us some questions, and to win one final, petty argument, ...
Episode 15 - You Won’t Forget This Anecdote
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - July 08, 2022 05:00 - 29 minutesCrease has some questions about Bigfoot. and Kelvin treats them with all the contempt they deserve. Then Crease treats Kelvin with all the contempt he deserves. However, it’s the final topic, when Kelvin relays an anecdote so embarrassing and bizarre that Crease invents a new noise, where things...
Episode 14 - This Wall of Spikes Could Save Them All
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - June 24, 2022 05:00 - 28 minutesThis week we're taking a journey through time and dubious dentistry. And to round out the episode, Crease has a philosophical question for us… Until Kelvin springs a trap. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect strong language / adult content. Twitter Facebook Email Us
Episode 13 - The Last Panda
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - June 10, 2022 05:00 - 29 minutesIn a bold change of format, we've invited our good friend, Paddy, to join us for an episode - and our listeners provide the questions. This ends in the only way it ever could; with our appearances horribly insulted and a panda shot dead. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect stro...
Episode 12 - Welcome to The Emporium
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - May 27, 2022 05:00 - 28 minutesAfter coming together to help a trapped cow, Kelvin and Crease find reasons to disagree about cage fighting children and the definition of a sport. Crease also explores the possibility of witnessing his own funeral, and Kelvin explores the possibility of opening his own Evil Shop. Hosted by Kelv...
Episode 11 - Casper's Christmas Special
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - December 10, 2021 06:00 - 22 minutesAn unconventional episode, as we're Crease-less this Christmas. But with Crease unable to co-host this seasonal treat, we’re instead joined by a hilarious caller, Jordan (aka Fry), who quickly forces Kelvin to throw his best laid plans out the window. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland... and Fry! Expect...
Episode 10 - Living With the Duke
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - November 19, 2021 06:00 - 30 minutesCrease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there's nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits. Hosted by ...
Episode 10 - Living With The Duke
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - November 19, 2021 06:00 - 30 minutesCrease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there's nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits. Hosted by ...
Episode 9 - Good Riddance to Bad Atlantis
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - November 05, 2021 06:00 - 28 minutesShould we be eating meat? It’s a thorny subject, and confronted by his own hypocrisy, Kelvin blames the animals. Still, at the very least he thinks Crease has some interesting questions this week. It’s a shame, then, that the last question is so spectacularly idiotic that it makes everyone stupi...
Episode 8 - He’d Quite Like to Have Sex With Himself
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - October 22, 2021 05:00 - 32 minutesFrom our plans for the apocalypse, to humankind’s prospects in the far reaches of space, this episode suggests we’re in trouble on pretty much every scale. We also discuss – and then have to attempt - a "controlled stabbing", before Crease struggles to comprehend why Kelvin wants to have sex w...
Episode 7 - The Sexy Sea Dragon
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - October 08, 2021 05:00 - 28 minutesThis episode covers a range of topics, from sexy sea dragons, to a death pact that ends badly no matter who survives. However, our conversation about useless super-powers gets interrupted by a call from one of our listeners, “Kittens”, who has a distinctive way of describing things - much to Kel...
Episode 6 - Remember What a Bird Is
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - September 24, 2021 05:00 - 29 minutesSensitive soul, Crease, wants us to estimate how many animals we’ve inadvertently killed. Whereas, pedantic soul, Kelvin, thinks he has a better question. After that, we demoralise crap ghosts, design the perfect genitals… and Kelvin thoroughly dismantles The Walrus Topic. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsl...
Episode 5 - It Destroys the Mind
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - April 09, 2021 05:00 - 29 minutesCrease has murdered someone. Dramatic pause. That’s the hypothetical situation he poses at the start of this week’s episode. But it’s when Kelvin explains why he, personally, couldn’t kill anyone, that things really come off the rails. Later, Kelvin is incredibly rude to some listeners who call ...
Episode 4 - This Baby is Revolting
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - March 26, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutesThis week, we discuss the possibility of planes not being real, and of Jesus being a gigantic, depraved maniac. Fine. But it’s when Crease tries to start a topic about babies that he unleashes an anger in Kelvin that cannot be contained. Hosted by Kelvin Bilsland and Richard Creasey. Expect str...
Episode 3 - Straight Talking Cannibals
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - March 12, 2021 06:00 - 29 minutesWe’ve held off for three episodes; but it’s time for us to discuss the selection process for cannibalism. We also have a chat about a bizarre local event that’s taking place, and address a handful of topics from the listeners – for context, we should probably point out that the show was original...
Episode 2 - Saving a Friend That Doesn't Exist
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - February 26, 2021 06:00 - 29 minutesThe episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina. After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science and magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue at...
Episode 1 - An Idiot Invents a Film for Kids
Radioface Comedy presents: Idiot vs Arsehole - February 12, 2021 06:00 - 33 minutesIn our first episode, Crease asks Kelvin to invent his own children’s film. But Kelvin overthinks the question. Or underthinks it, when you consider the film he comes up with. There’s also a discussion about the downsides of immortality, and an attempt to judge some thoroughly pathetic monsters...
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