Latest Parissi Podcast Episodes
Episode 13 - Mascot Dance Party!
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - January 29, 2013 03:04 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWe're back! In the newest episode of Too Soon, Ralph and Taylor explain their absence, discuss the joys of Japanese mascots dancing, Taylor tries to justify his vegetarianism to Ralph's unsympathetic ear, attempt to figure out the holy bond between a man that eats feces and a woman that drinks t...
Too Soon Special: It's a Good Day to Occupy Steubenville
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - January 09, 2013 19:35 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsHey guys, we are back again with another special talking about the heartbreaking rape case happening in Steubenville, OH right now. We live in the area, and work in Steubenville and we have a very clear opinion about what's going on. We also present the facts going on in the case and break down ...
Episode 12 - Seriously, Florida...What's Up?!?
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - January 03, 2013 03:02 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsTaylor makes his triumphant return to the podcast after a couple of weeks off and it could not happen sooner. We review the weirdest stories from 2012 as we welcome in 2013 with arms wide open, as that one terrible, terrible band from the early 2000's might say.
Too Soon Special: Occupy Steubenville
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - December 29, 2012 05:39 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsHey guys, we live in Steubenville, OH which has gotten a lot of attention internationally lately. We recap this whole thing from the beginning and give our opinions. We think that the Occupy Steubenville movement is doing this for the right reasons. Check us out, and know that there are still go...
Episode 11 - The Bradpocalypse!
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - December 21, 2012 23:18 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsSince Taylor plays in, like, three bands and works, he's been very busy. Too busy for Ralph, so Ralph went rogue and invited his friend Brad to cohost this week. Brad comes to us from a former webshow called "BS'n with Brad and Scottie" and his cohosting chops were not rusty! He got right in t...
Episode 10 - Zombies, Vampires and Ted Nugent
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - December 06, 2012 04:19 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsIt's here! The TENTH episode of Too Soon w/ Ralph and Taylor! Can't believe we're in double digits and I can't believe the FBI isn't monitoring our conversations. Small wins all around.
Episode 9 - Emma Stone and Penis Cake
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - November 30, 2012 23:56 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThis week, Trevor from the Trevor and Ian Talk Show joins us to attempt to talk about such serious topics as religion, Morgan Freeman's voice, bestiality, crystal meth and the weirdest thing someone could do sexually that you might still be okay with. However, the podcast goes off the rails when...
Episode 8 - I Dream of Dreama Walker
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - November 22, 2012 00:04 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThink of this episode as our Pilot part 2! This is the one to listen to if you've never heard us before. Also, one of our most fun episodes. Get in here and listen to Taylor describe his love of truly repulsive cinema.
Episode 7 - Michael J. Fox Carrying a Tray of Glasses
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - November 17, 2012 23:19 - 1 hour - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsFinally! (Or is it finely?) We got around to recording the podcast this week. Today's special guest is our brother Ian Parissi, who has come to complete the brotherly triumvirate and offer his opinions on the weird stories we find. Today's we discuss possible pedophile Elmo, the legal age of co...
Episode 6 - Lunchtime at the Zoo
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - November 09, 2012 06:04 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsIn this week's episode, Ralph and Taylor discuss the election results, ponder whether Halo 4's release date had anything to do with candidates losing votes, shame a McDonald's that is ten minutes away from their house, wonder which body part they would cut off to win back a lost love, discuss RUL...
Episode 5 - Ducks Trump Gays
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - October 31, 2012 04:29 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWelcome listeners, new and old! Episode 5 really goes off the rails for a bit. Nerd rants about Star Wars and The Avengers are coupled with stories of hot teachers, drunk duck rescues, Bond girl names, interesting ways to get out of a speeding ticket, and dolphins riding gorillas into the sunset...
Episode 4 - The Good Things Hitler Did
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - October 24, 2012 19:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsHere's the Quatro! Episode number four features special guest Ashleigh Thress (or Shleigh, to those that know her). Shleigh is a firm Conservative on most political issues, so we get into some political talk from both sides. But the conversation takes a left handed turn...right off a giant cli...
Episode 3 - Bullied by Bubba the Love Sponge
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - October 17, 2012 15:36 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsHere it is - our third episode! This week, Taylor and Ralph discuss delicious jailhouse bologna sandwiches, have a moment with Honey Boo Boo that blows Taylor's mind, discuss tuna, bullying, something called "hog wallowing," Bubba the Love Sponge, and introduce our new segment: The Too Soon Fas...
Episode 2 - I Dream of Manta Rays
Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - October 10, 2012 15:48 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsIn episode 2 of "Too Soon with Ralph and Taylor," the boys discuss ex-SNL cast member Victoria Jackson, apparent "lady killer" Danny DeVito, and Honey Boo Boo (which sends Taylor into a rage coma he still hasn't recovered from). Oh yeah, and manta rays...for some reason.
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Too Soon w/Ralph & Taylor - Spiderduck - October 03, 2012 03:40 - 42 minutes - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWelcome to the Too Soon with Ralph and Taylor podcast. This is a show about the world, the news and pop politics with opinions given by two people that have NO business talking about any of it. In episode 1 we discuss multiple uses for an umbilical cord, bear rape, the world's first "poop trans...
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