Latest Mortem Podcast Episodes
261 - Douglas Haig (pt3): The Butcher of the Somme
Roast Mortem Cast - December 08, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsToday we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch?
260 - Douglas 'Horsegirl' Haig (pt2): Prancing into WWI
Roast Mortem Cast - December 01, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsThat is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun!
259 - Douglas Haig (pt1): Brogue, Boers and Brown Noses
Roast Mortem Cast - November 24, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the Bri...
258 - The Fox Sisters (pt3): Not this time... It's fiction!
Roast Mortem Cast - November 17, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsThe conclusion of the originators of Modern Spiritualism. The sisters sink further and further into drugs and alcohol as their charade begins to unravel.
257 - The Fox Sisters (pt.2): Ice Cold Mediums
Roast Mortem Cast - November 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe continue with the Spooooooky ladies, The Fox Sisters and their meteoric rise to international paranormal celebrities. And we take a trip to the Arctic in a hunt for the lost HMS Terror.
256 - The Fox Sisters (pt.1): White rappers & spoopy ghosts
Roast Mortem Cast - October 31, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsHappy Halloween! We are kicking off our most spoopy episode ever diving into the originators of modern spiritualism , the Fox SistersSisters
255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt
Roast Mortem Cast - October 27, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.
254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill
Roast Mortem Cast - October 20, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.
253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies
Roast Mortem Cast - October 13, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!
252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love
Roast Mortem Cast - October 06, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsYou probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast! We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII,...
251 - Klaus Kinski (pt. 2): Pissing semen in all the wrong places
Roast Mortem Cast - September 29, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe wrap up the life of probably one of the most vile actors of all time, Klaus Kinski. From riding 7ft tall himalayan women, a blood feud between him and Werner Herzog, to things much much worseworseworseworse
250 - Klaus Kinski (pt.1): He does have sex
Roast Mortem Cast - September 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWelcome back! We take a deep dive into the depraved life of German actor Klaus Kinski. Consisting of hard boiled eggs, cocaine and dirty snatch this man banged his way through post-war Berlin.
249 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 10): A Naughty Author's End
Roast Mortem Cast - September 08, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsAll great things come to an end. We wrap up the fantastic life of the 19th century's most interesting man Sir Richard Burton by diving into his erotic literary works. Translating the Arabian Nights, Kama Sutra and many other X-rated works in this final chapter of his life.
248 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.9): Damascus, Trieste & Bitter Tonics
Roast Mortem Cast - September 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsBurton is reassigned to Damascus, his dream consul position! But his over zealous wife, Isabel goes on a Catholic conversion spree, leaving him poor, defamed and bitter.
247 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 8): Burton in Brazil
Roast Mortem Cast - August 19, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsIsabel joins Burton on her first adventure. This time Burton is heading across the Atlantic to Brazil, in hunt for sea serpents, rubies and gallons of cachaça!
246 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 7): Gorilla Hunting & the Cannibals
Roast Mortem Cast - August 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsBurton is back in Africa for his first consulship! We tag along for Burton's many explorations into West Africa as he hunts for the mysterious 19th century cryptid, the Gorilla. He also risks his skin to study tribes and kingdoms with some cannibalistic tendencies.
245 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 6): Burton Does America
Roast Mortem Cast - August 11, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsBurton travels across the pond in search of the Mormon Mecca, Salt Lake City. This booze-fueled coast-to-coast tour is full of scalps, guns, and Polygamy!
244 - Richard Burton (pt.5): Where the White Nile Grools
Roast Mortem Cast - August 04, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal.
244 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.5): Where the White Nile Grools
Roast Mortem Cast - August 04, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal.
243 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.4): An Examination of the Gash.
Roast Mortem Cast - July 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsBurton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London. The quest for the source of the Nile has begun!
243 - Richard Burton (pt4): An Examination of the Gash.
Roast Mortem Cast - July 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsBurton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London. The quest for the source of the Nile has begun!
242 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.3): Undercover Hajj to Mecca
Roast Mortem Cast - July 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsRichard Burton meets his stalker fan girl then sets off on a exploration of Islam's most venerated cities, Medina & Mecca, disguised as Mizra Abdullah.
242: Sir Richard Burton (pt3): Undercover Hajj to Mecca
Roast Mortem Cast - July 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsRichard Burton meets his stalker fan girl then sets off on a exploration of Islam's most venerated cities, Medina & Mecca, disguised as Mizra Abdullah.
241- Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life
Roast Mortem Cast - July 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratings*Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in Ind...
241: Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life
Roast Mortem Cast - July 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratings*Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in Ind...
240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt1): Yung Ruffian Dick
Roast Mortem Cast - July 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe begin a journey into one of the most eccentric adventures of all time, Sir Richard Burton. Looking into his life as a child hellraiser
240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.1): Yung Ruffian Dick
Roast Mortem Cast - July 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe begin a journey into one of the most eccentric adventures of all time, Sir Richard Burton. Looking into his life as a child hellraiser
239 - Humphrey Bogart: The Stiffest Drink and the Blackest Lungs
Roast Mortem Cast - June 30, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.
238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners
Roast Mortem Cast - June 23, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsGrant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, ...
237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end
Roast Mortem Cast - June 16, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsAll great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!
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