Latest Monstersquad Podcast Episodes
Minute 82 -The Real Monster Hunter, Right Here
Monster Squad Minute - November 07, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsMidnight! End of the world, remember? No? Oh, well never mind then. But it's definitely the end of the credits, which means we are on the final minute of Monster Squad! The only appropriate way to close out such an epochal enterprise than by having the slayer of monsters and hero of the movie ...
Minute 81 - What Does the Girl Feel About All This?
Monster Squad Minute - November 06, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsOne of our most requested guests,Patrick's Sister herself Lisa Fuller joins us to reminisce about filming the movie, what the experience of its resurgence in popularity has been like, why Patrick's Sister has no first name, and what was on the mix tape Ryan Lambert made her that one time. Plu...
Minute 80 - A Certain Weird Creep
Monster Squad Minute - November 05, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsCrystal Beth returns, armed with forbidden knowledge of what's actually happening in the movie! Does she like it? Does she still think Dracula's costume looks cheap? Plus, Andrew gets to talk abut Star Trek again, and we ponder how long Rudy is going to spend in jail for killing a lot of peop...
Minute 79 - The Other Del Toro
Monster Squad Minute - November 02, 2018 03:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsMakeup Artist Zoltan sends Justin and Andrew off into a tangent on creepy 80s kids movies with creepy adult themes, and also Dracula's Dog. We also talk about the best props from the movie, Justin goes straight for the pie, and we both mix up which Del Toro we're talking about. “Monster...
Minute 78 - Schumachernipples
Monster Squad Minute - November 01, 2018 03:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsJustin returns, and weighs in on Star Trek/Monster Squad, argues in favour of a continuing Crenshaw family unit, and ponder if the Archies or the cast of Saved by the Bell would've done as well vs Drac and the gang. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management...
Minute 77 - The Frankenstore
Monster Squad Minute - October 31, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsAnthony returns once more to teach us the difference between rap and new jack swing, talk about other movies lucky enough to end with a rap that recounts the movie you just saw, and try to make heads ot tails of MC Hammer's Addams Family Groove. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Publishe...
Minute 76 - Creepy Baseball Nickname
Monster Squad Minute - October 30, 2018 03:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsAnthony Murphy is pitch-hitting for Justin once more as we talk about these army guys are Eugene wrote to, and figure out why the heck they showed up anyway. Also in this episode, bullies DJ and Derek try to worm their way into the Squad, and Scary German Guy and Eugene do heartbreaking violen...
Minute 75 - Star Trek vs Dracula
Monster Squad Minute - October 29, 2018 03:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsJustin has been sucked into limbo, so Anthony Murphy from No Time for Heroics returns to help us in the aftermath of the battle between good and evil. We ponder the merits or lack thereof of Gilmore Girls, what the Monster Squad might be up to a hundred years from now in the next time holes t...
Minute 74 - Scraps is My Co-Pilot
Monster Squad Minute - October 26, 2018 03:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsAinsley's back one more time as we call wrap on the Frankenstein Monster. Justin wonders what happened to the amulet after the whole limbo thing. Andrew wonders if Event Horizon is worth re-watching. We ask the tough questions about limbo, where dwell the damned. “Monster Mash” ©Reserv...
Minute 73 - Nom Nom Nom
Monster Squad Minute - October 25, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsJustin, Andrew and special guest Ainsley all get devoured by the vortex to limbo, along with most of the set and cast. We see Dracula die for the maybe third and fourth time in the last half of the movie, Van Helsing back from blowing it, and Patrick actually does something! Plus, we break ...
Minute 72 - The Impaler Becomes Impaled
Monster Squad Minute - October 24, 2018 03:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsThis episode Phoebe blew a hole in limbo and sucked away our audio with it! So after a catastrophic equipment failure, Andrew has pieced back together the episode into a shambling patchwork mockery of a man that shows up just in time to grab Dracula by the neck and impale him on a cross! ...
Minute 71 - This Wasn't in Stoker's Original Text
Monster Squad Minute - October 23, 2018 03:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsDracula uses the force on Scary German Guy, and then calls Phoebe a bad word. Ainsley helps us figure out what the heck age group this movie is for. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.
Minute 70 - A Faustian Dealio
Monster Squad Minute - October 22, 2018 03:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsAinsley Hawthorn joins us once again for what may be, if not the best single minute in any movie ever done in the movies by minutes format, certainly the best of this particular film. Justin settles the eternal question of Horace vs Chunk, Horace settles the eternal question of Fishman vs shot...
Minute 69 - Horace is Not a Doormat
Monster Squad Minute - October 19, 2018 03:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe take a deep dive into the movie and get a sneak peak at the Squad Doc Wolfman's got Nards as André Gower joins us one last time to wax philosophical on the significance of the entire film. Plus Justin cheers for the apotheosis of Horace, Andrew gives his own pitch for Monster Squad Part II...
Minute 68 - Rimshot
Monster Squad Minute - October 18, 2018 03:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe're in virgin territory with Monster Squad star André Gower asks why having sex disqualifies you from being able to save the world, how incredible the death of the Wolfman is, and the possible origins of Wolfcop. Plus, André names his top 80s movies, throws some serious Goonies shade and cou...
Minute 67 - What Became of Rudy's Bow
Monster Squad Minute - October 17, 2018 03:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe sing the praises of Ryan Lambert's vulnerable portrayal of the unstoppable killing machine Rudy Halloran and also talk about what songs were on the mixtape he made Lisa Fuller. André Gower confirms that the treehouse was full of pornography. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Publis...
Minute 66 - The Wolfman Diet
Monster Squad Minute - October 16, 2018 03:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSquadmaster André Gower is back to talk about how hard it is to hit an actor in a Wolfman outfit with a bat, how great Ryan Lambert i as spit taking, and the direct line between Monster Squad's Gillman, Predator, and Shape of Water. All that and Wolfman's incredible abs! What more could you w...
Minute 65 - Oh Crap, I Got Shot as a Bat
Monster Squad Minute - October 15, 2018 03:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsThe leader of the Squad, Sean Crenshaw himself, André Gower joins us just in time for him to do a sick karate roll as Del shoots a Dracula out of the air while driving a station wagon. At least we hope that was Dracula, maybe it was just any old bat in the wrong place at the wrong time... ...
Minute 64 - Every Time Patrick Speaks a Fairy Dies
Monster Squad Minute - October 12, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsOne last time, Shawn Robare of Branded in the 80s returns to help us figure out who exactly the virgin in this situation is, and also whatever the heck happened with that third Bride of Dracula. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights R...
Minute 63 - Burger King, Frog Brothers, and the Gilmore Girls
Monster Squad Minute - October 11, 2018 03:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsShawn Robare is back to help us figure out if Del and Emily can really make this marriage thing work after this (they can't) what makes a successful marriage (defeating Dracula) and what to see when you visit the Gilmore Girls in Stars Hollow. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Publis...
Minute 62 - The Untimely Death of Richard Sapir
Monster Squad Minute - October 10, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsShawn Robare is with us as the the black guy is the first to die. Del weighs the paperwork of killing a guy in a Dracula costume in cold blood. Andrew drops some bombs from the script, but not like... not like literal bombs like Drac just did, y'know? “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Pu...
Minute 61 - All of the Non-Sentient Things Get Hurt
Monster Squad Minute - October 09, 2018 03:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsShawn Robare of Branded in the 80s is back to witness Dracula take apart the American Dream. Big cars? Destroy 'em. White picket fence? Drive over it. Family unit? Divorce! Plus: Duncan Regehr starts the twenty minutes that made him one of the best and most chilling Draculas on the big screen...
Minute 60 - A Literal Deathmobile
Monster Squad Minute - October 08, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsMonster master Shawn Robare of Branded in the 80's joins us to present more evidence that Phoebe is the most useful member of the Squad, wonder what Dracula's credit rating is like vis a vis automotive purchases, and hits at a door left open for Monster Squad Part II. “Monster Mash” ©Reservo...
Your Halloween Mixtape - A Monster Squad Minute Special Assignment
Monster Squad Minute - October 03, 2018 17:48 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsNEW MINUTES NEXT WEEK! But first, tired of hosting a Halloween party with only Thriller and Monster Mash on repeat as music? We talk about how to create the best Halloween mixtape to seasonally gloom up even the most ebullient party! THEN! Maybe who cares about going to parties? Let's stay ...
Minute 59 - The Friggin' Mummy
Monster Squad Minute - April 20, 2018 03:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsDan McCoy of the Flop House is here once more to reveal which is his favorite monster, and also talk about Shawn's excitable bowels. Rudy attempts to SWAT the monsters, and the mummified remains of Kantanka-Ra are surprisingly agile. Plus, some protips on Duck Tales for NES, and a sneak preview...
Minute 58 - Glowing in the Presence of Virgins
Monster Squad Minute - April 19, 2018 03:00 - 15 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsThe Squad decides it's going to visit Gilmore Girls, while Dan McCoy from the Flop House returns to the show. We discuss a really sweet Christian joke, Phoebe once again saving the world, and what's up with Scary German Guy anyway. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reserv...
Minute 57 - Dracula vs The Noid
Monster Squad Minute - April 18, 2018 03:00 - 15 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsDan's back to help us navigate the perils of nostalgia, and try and figure out if things wouldn't have gone better if Shawn had just left the amulet where found it surrounded by crosses and garlic. We swap some weaponized pizza recipes. Andrew says the word plinth. “Monster Mash” ©Reserv...
Minute 56 - The Importance of Poltergeist
Monster Squad Minute - April 17, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe welcome back Dan McCoy from the Flop House as the movie fails the monster test. We ponder the proliferation of secret passages, the cycle of nostalgia, and the film career of Fred Dekker. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Right...
Minute 55 - The Nards Minute
Monster Squad Minute - April 16, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsDan McCoy joins us from the Flop House podcast to talk about the line you know even if you've never seen this movie. We hypothesize about the wolfman reproductive system. We also take a deep dive into some deleted scenes starring Liam Neeson! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published...
Minute 54 - OscarsSoWet
Monster Squad Minute - April 13, 2018 03:00 - 14 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsOnce more onto the treehouse, Anthony from No Time for Heroics joins us to point out how woefully underprepared to fight Dracula these guys are. Shawn inadvertently agrees with the Horace-Patrick plan of leaving this to the police. We discuss how to kill a Frankenstein monster, and the probl...
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