Latest Fourguys Podcast Episodes
Episode 22: dasrocket.com slash contest
Four Guys on a Train - May 18, 2021 12:30 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsDo all good hosts provide artisanal sandwiches on demand for their guests? Of course they do. The gentlemen attempt to one-up each other by bragging on their mothers’ technological prowess (leading to a discussion of the Korean art of mukbang), find themselves forced by network executives to giv...
Episode 21: (feat. The Jumpingjacker)
Four Guys on a Train - May 11, 2021 12:30 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIf you were a pizza, what pizza would you be? No wrong answers! The gentlemen bemoan the inverse relation of cacao percentage to morsel flavorfulness, send up a classic Christian cartoony tune in a new Modern Day Poets, then grab the pigskin and hit the field for some rough-and-tumble American f...
Episode 20: Museums: Go-See’ums
Four Guys on a Train - May 04, 2021 12:30 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsAre you a Peeping Tom if you don't own a pair of binoculars? Legally, no! The gentlemen ponder the most interesting human-sized board games to participate in, bring on friend-of-the-show Ol’ Scratch to intercept more children’s letters to God, and use science to determine which horrifying animal...
Episode 19: Quantum Lept
Four Guys on a Train - April 27, 2021 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsI stepped on a Mousetrap, am I in Trouble? Monopo-lease call an ambulance! The gentlemen delve into the depths of dapper Pete’s most holy trousers, learn the startling origins of a much-beloved video game super star in a new Earotica, and are forced to choose their OWN adventure in a thrilling s...
Episode 19: Quantum Leapt
Four Guys on a Train - April 27, 2021 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsI stepped on a Mousetrap, am I in Trouble? Monopo-lease call an ambulance! The gentlemen delve into the depths of dapper Pete’s most holy trousers, learn the startling origins of a much-beloved video game super star in a new Earotica, and are forced to choose their OWN adventure in a thrilling s...
Episode 18: Homunculus Wax Lincoln
Four Guys on a Train - April 20, 2021 13:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsAre your tokens fungible? Let’s hope so! The gentlemen discuss the cryptocurrency craze, tread through the uncanny valley with some Pitchmen shenanigans, and get rated M for Mature, R for Restricted, and TV-MA for Television… Mature with a sexy jaunt through the coitus-crazed cranium of a Cosmo ...
Episode 17: Scrappy Don't
Four Guys on a Train - April 13, 2021 13:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIs the COVID vaccine supposed to beep? Depending on the brand, maybe! The gentlemen lament Branden’s loss of a beloved morning ritual, rustle up the Twitter Bandits to decipher an inscrutable Angry Birds meme, and learn important facts that could save their lives from some classic characters in ...
Episode 16: The Pinnacle of Litness
Four Guys on a Train - April 06, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsDid we dream you into life? Probably not! The gentlemen discuss the relative merits of “rolling coal and flapping pole” and find out how their pal Satan feels about a recent musical tribute, fill up their shopping carts with secret sweatshorts at The Drew House in a new Modern Day Poets, and det...
Episode 15: Schrödinger's Coffee
Four Guys on a Train - March 30, 2021 13:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsWho is the fourth guy? We’ll never tell (winky face)! The gentlemen compare their darling family and friends’ kids to the horrifying Neanderthal children out there, enter a world of existential horror while writing a sitcom with Ghostrighter, and lie their way through the movie game, with hilar...
Episode 14: Beakman’s Flat World
Four Guys on a Train - March 23, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIs it illegal to order a hotdog with ketchup? You bet your butt! The gentlemen discuss street slang and hug strategies, fly with the birds into some truly twisted tweets, and attempt to quantify the relative quality of the great TV shows of our childhood.
Episode 13: Bliss Funion
Four Guys on a Train - March 16, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsDoes a back still itch if no one’s around to scratch it? Most definitely! The gentlemen rage over the rebooting of pop culture staples from their childhoods, welcome back special guest Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness, to answer some “burning” fan questions (get it, because he is from Hell), and on...
Episode 12: Bleep Blop and Bob 1
Four Guys on a Train - March 09, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsWill Conservatives give themselves hernias over these new, gender-neutral toys? Probably! The gentlemen lament the loss of a famed (robotic?) music duo, get preachy with an all-new Earotica (featuring special guest!), and play a scandalous round of Truth or Dare where secrets are revealed (no Da...
Episode 11: The Gamester
Four Guys on a Train - March 02, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIs this the week things get back to normal after all the celebrations? You bet! The gentlemen compare a classic game show’s horniness level to its modern incarnation’s, debate the merits of a car that’s compensating for something, and meet the Gamester, a cheerful rogue who simply wants to play ...
Episode 10: The 10th Episode Spectacular!
Four Guys on a Train - February 23, 2021 14:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIt’s finally happened: The first-ever podcast to reach the illustrious 10-episode milestone! Celebrate with the gentlemen as they reflect on nine weeks of wonder and look forward to future, groundbreaking milestones.
Episode 9: Spatchcock
Four Guys on a Train - February 16, 2021 14:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsWill technical and/or intestinal problems get in the way of our intrepid trio? Mostly no! The gentlemen learn some startling news about a storied Chicago institution, discover the hidden, twisted meaning within a classic rock anthem, and get some darn culture in this darn show for the first da...
Episode 8: Would You, Rather?
Four Guys on a Train - February 09, 2021 14:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIs it more artistic to sing American pop songs in a Russian accent? Yes, it is! The gentlemen lament their slow descent into COVID madness, welcome their first guest to the podcast and, with his illustrious help, tackle a spicy new Earotica, and hypothesize about what, in fact, they would rathe...
Episode 7: The Founding Bros
Four Guys on a Train - February 02, 2021 15:45 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsThe Hey Arnold! fanfiction has begun to trickle into our reality! The gentlemen question the validity of a dubiously credited work, quiz the Prince of Darkness on the real stories behind famous American mysteries, and attempt to differentiate between the ramblings of Yeezy (Kanye West) and Sleaz...
Episode 6: Human Man Hands
Four Guys on a Train - January 26, 2021 15:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsCan the human mind contain the calamity that is Cats? Not very well! The gentlemen make a new A.I. friend who tells them entertaining - albeit mean and horny - stories, and take turns pretending to be famous characters facing the peril of a mob of reporters.
Episode 5: Yeezy’s Bunker
Four Guys on a Train - January 19, 2021 15:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsNew year, new you? Nope, same you! The gentlemen resolve to better themselves in 2021 (assuming the hillbilly revolutionaries don’t burn our whole society to the ground), ponder a real estate purchase from a high-class survivalist, and determine scientifically who they would marry, kill, or… hav...
Episode 4 : Cookiepuss Is Gorgeous
Four Guys on a Train - January 12, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsIs it soda or is it pop? Grab a Coke and let’s discuss! The gentlemen salivate over the top food trends of 2020 (per elite culture aggregator TikTok), enjoy some high-stakes WWE anime action with Earotica, and delve into whether or not they know it’s christmas time at all. (For you, it’s definit...
Episode 3: The Jack Jar
Four Guys on a Train - January 05, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsThe gentlemen decide to raise some green whenever they go blue - worthy cause TBD! They discuss whether aliens are among us, read some charming letters to the Prince of Darkness, and decide Gandhi and Xbox just aren’t worth saving.
Episode 2: Al Gore Rhythms
Four Guys on a Train - December 29, 2020 14:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsCan you be a fan of someone you’re friends with? No, you can’t! The gentlemen discuss whether the holidays can overstay their welcome, consider going halfsies (or thirdsies) on an expensive piece of Americana, and dissect the thoughtful lyrics of a rock ‘n roll classic.
Episode 1: Safe Words (Tim Allen Grunt)
Four Guys on a Train - December 21, 2020 00:52 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsThe three guys of Four Guys on a Train are in their 30s, so naturally, they’ve created a podcast. They discuss handkerchiefs, learn what cute Star Wars characters they are (based on their culinary preferences), and introduce the world to Earotica, dramatic table reads of very weird fanfiction.
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