Latest Earwarp Podcast Episodes
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 7.11.19 – AfroFuture makes us slaves to ticket prices. Growing meat from seeds.
Ear Warp Podcast - July 11, 2019 00:00 - 22 minutesAfroFuture Fest KOs decades of progress with race based ticket prices. Tiny Jag says we can't be slaves to ticket prices. Can meat grow from a seed? Sure, you know it's ripe when it turns vegan.
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 6.10.19 – Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.
Ear Warp Podcast - June 10, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourWeather RADAR displays an enormously massive lady bug swarm occupying ten miles of sky and appearing as climate data. Justin Beiber has challenged Tom Cruise to combat within the octogon. An unbeatable low point for human kind should this special event fail to occur. Even further discourse concer...
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.29.19 – Ancient Astronaut Theorist Say “Yes” One Last Time
Ear Warp Podcast - May 29, 2019 00:00 - 54 minutesPut Giorgio Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos on notice. This episode has sadly put him out of a job. No more Ancient Alien "Question", we figured it out. @earwarp #hangingdong
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.15.19 – Stop Being Fat at the Airport.
Ear Warp Podcast - May 15, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourStop Being Fat at the Airport
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.5.19 – Confederate Corner Store.
Ear Warp Podcast - May 05, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourConfederate Corner Store
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 4.15.19 – Part 1 – Be Pretty and Be Quiet.
Ear Warp Podcast - April 15, 2019 00:00 - 23 minutesTiger Woods gets a win. Hollywood and Lawless preach 90’s NBA.
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 3.3.19 – Smell Yo Tooth! Pirate music festival, grow tooth in nose, Elon Musk in space again.
Ear Warp Podcast - March 03, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourWhat if you could smell your tooth? You could if one grew inside of your nose. Yes, it can happen. Yo ho ho and a pirate festival son. Elon Musk is still goofing off in space. Why doesn't he send a goldfish up there and see if it can still swim when the water turns into a sphere!
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 2.24.19 – Kentucky bill to ban underage sex dolls – Kratom report
Ear Warp Podcast - February 24, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourThere is a bill in Kentucky to ban underage child sex dolls. Should they be illegal? Lawless updates us on his Kratom experience.
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 2.11.19 – I am going to choke out a mountain lion today. What should I wear?
Ear Warp Podcast - February 11, 2019 00:00 - 1 hourMan chokes out mountain lion. Fabric can tell the temperature. Tara is a Turd Girl
Act 03 – Delbert Poops for Cigarettes – Tales of Turds
Tales About Turds - September 29, 2018 00:00 - 18 minutesThe chained his refrigerator, took away his cigarettes and Delbert is very upset. Would you poop your jeans and lay down in the middle of the street to get food and cigarettes? Delbert, he does this and more. Also he makes friends by giving them warm uncooked hot dogs from the pockets of his swea...
Act 04 – Tom Poops a Pringles Can – Tales of Turds
Tales About Turds - September 29, 2018 00:00 - 10 minutesSometimes there's a man. And then sometimes there's a man who poops turds the size of a Pringles can. That man is Tom. Have you ever tried to flush a Pringles can? It doesn't work. Not without some smooshing. Good one Tom!
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 6 – Mutant Plants, Cocaine Bananas and Asian Asteroid Robots
Ear Warp Podcast - September 25, 2018 00:00 - 55 minutesGenetically engineered plants GLOW when they are wounded! $18 million in cocaine shows up in boxes of bananas donated to Texas prison. Japan lands first robot on asteroid.
Act 02 – Mike “Passes” a Football – Tales of Turds
Tales About Turds - September 23, 2018 00:00 - 14 minutesMike is not very nice. But lays down a nice log! Football sized turd. Hard as a chunk of red clay mud. How will Kickstand ever get this to flush? The answer will amaze and astonish.
Act 01 – Tom Makes a Masterpiece – Tales of Turds
Tales About Turds - September 21, 2018 00:00 - 15 minutesTom poops the floor. He finger paints with, not paint. He is a happy man.