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Pulp Commentary - WISHMASTER 2: EVIL NEVER DIES
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - July 13, 2018 16:00 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, we STILL haven't learned to be careful what we wish for, and for our infernal transgressions, we're thrown into the slammer! Wait, who's our cellmate? THE DJINN!? Wow, this is awkward. Guess they finally got your ass for tax evasion. But, hey, as long as we h...
Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th: The Series 1x2 'The Poison Pen'
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - July 13, 2018 15:31 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special edition of Pulp Commentary, the pen truly is mightier than the sword! Mostly due to a Satan infestation. Once again, on this holiday of torment and MURDER, we take in the questionable franchising of an already existing franchise, by visiting everyone's favorite antique shop that...
Pulp Commentary - WISHMASTER
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - April 13, 2018 14:54 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, we learn to be careful what we wish for. What did we wish for, you may ask? Pizza. Mostly pizza. But the demonic Djinn did us dirty by instead turning US into pizza, aaaaaaaaah. So, we ate ourselves to DEATH. And that was a long winded way to a Spaceballs ref...
Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th: The Series 1x1 'The Inheritance'
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - April 13, 2018 14:38 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special edition of Pulp Commentary, our usual machete laden tradition is eschewed temporarily into an excursion into some franchise expansion! Gone are horny teens, buckets of blood, and an undead momma's boy wearing a hockey mask. Instead, we got ourselves... an antique shop! Oh, yes, ...
Pulp Commentary - Halloween: Resurrection
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 31, 2017 19:55 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special-ish edition of Pulp Commentary, it's been seven installments since the night HE came home... and the eighth is easily the one night HE would rather forget, along with the rest of us. While everyone's entitled to one good scare, the particular horror of sitting through this movie...
Pulp Commentary - FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 13, 2017 20:37 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys return to the beginning. You see, there's all the usual suspects: sack heads, hockey masks, Mrs. Voorhees', copious amounts of machete action, and... America Olivo's boobs? Waitaminute, that's different! Appreciated, but different. It's remak...
Pulp Commentary - SPAWN
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 01, 2017 20:59 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, we're not the vindicators, or the victimizers, or the vaporizers, or the vibrators, we're the... COMMENTATORS! So, slip on your slinky suits of necro-goo, Pulpers, and wrap that not at all real cape around you, because Martin Sheen sent us to HELL, and we're ...
Pulp Commentary - JASON X
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - January 13, 2017 20:02 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys unfreeze themselves in the far flung spaced out future of 2002 -- which looks suspiciously like the late 90s aesthetically, but neither here nor there. In this STRANGE future time, we know not what terrifying cheapness awaits us around the same corne...
Pulp Commentary - A Christmas Story
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - December 25, 2016 19:53 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, it 'twas the night before Pulpmas, and all Mike could think was how David Cronenberg's The Fly nearly drove him to drink! It's that special time of year again, as the boys audibly roast chestnuts on an open fire and talk about the true spirit of the season: d...
Pulp Commentary - Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 31, 2016 18:57 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special edition of Pulp Commentary, it's been 20 years since the night HE came home (and I'm pretty sure since our first commentary). But the twilight of Samhain is once again falling, and a new player has entered the game that conjures the EVIL back from it's slumber: Josh Hartnett. We...
Pulp Commentary - Stephen King's IT
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 21, 2016 19:38 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, we are IN the Deadlights now! 30 years later, the boys of Pulp Nightmare are returning to their childhood town to finish what they started when they were but children of the 90s! Carrying a bucket of battery acid and a belief in the tooth fairy (and some trus...
Pulp Commentary - Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - May 13, 2016 23:39 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys celebrate the entirely too talked about death of Jason Voorhees by taking a nice trip down to ole' Camp Crystal Lake for some nice wholesome skinny-dipping fun. But just when they thought it was safe to go back in the pussy... they hear the sound the...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep10
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - May 01, 2016 20:23 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"Get in the car... or I'll tell 'em you're Jewish." - Nathan Lane to John Travolta The Juice is finally loose! But can that really be considered a spoiler? Regardless, it's curtain call for PULPWATCH 1994, as the boys of Pulp Nightmare bid goodbye to a television show that they're somewhat con...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep9
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - April 13, 2016 20:40 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"PRESSURE?!" - Robert Shapiro The trial of the century mercifully, thankfully starts winding down as the boys of Pulp Nightmare are brought to their absolute limit of endurance in the penultimate installment of PULPWATCH 1994. Your honor, we'd like the Nazi to take the stand. What's that? He s...
Pulp Commentary - DREAMCATCHER
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - April 06, 2016 19:23 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys decide that they've had enough of civilization for one weekend and go off to the woods in celebration of the life of a dear friend who's no longer with us - that friend being Stephen King's sanity. But once they settle in, they discover that somethin...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep8
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - March 30, 2016 23:31 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"Next question!" - Cuba Gooding Jr. as OJ Simpson You know, George, we've been thinking. Maybe it's time to do this PULPWATCH 1994 thing right. On a very special eighth installment of the ten-part series, FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. OJ SIMPSON, the boys of Pulp Nightmare sub out a...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep7
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - March 20, 2016 19:37 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"Why you be half-steppin'?" Objection! Your honor, we'd like to call American Crime Story: The People v OJ Simpson to the stand. That's right, it's another edition of PULPWATCH 1994, and the boys of Pulp Nightmare discover that this episode may be the most factually inaccurate to date! From Ma...
Ep 95 - BREAKING NEWS!: Elmo Rules The World!
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - March 13, 2016 21:40 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn which the boys unexpectedly break from the norm and read aloud the tales of the unaccountable... of another! Following a headline making arrest of a certified crazy man, who we should remind you is one hundred percent certifiably crazy, Mike delves deep into the psyche of a conspiracy that s...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep6
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - March 13, 2016 00:22 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"'Cause I'm for real! Hear me? I'm The Juice!" Know what this is? This is The FX's tombstone, because we've already planned it's funeral. In yet another edition of outrage, madness, and inexplicable confusion, the boys of Pulp Nightmare engage the medium of television for the sixth installment...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep5
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - March 03, 2016 22:50 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"JUDAS!" - Robert Shapiro We're not trying to be respectful about this podcast, we're trying to win! It's that time again, as an acclaimed director steps into the seat of FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON. Listen in as the boys of Pulp Nightmare discover what happens as betray...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep4
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - February 25, 2016 01:37 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"Lesbian sex, 197!" The Trial of the Century begins - slowly and shallowly - as Pulp Nightmare sits through yet another trying chapter of America's sleaziest show currently on television, AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON. And this one's full of everything the boys have grown to ha...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep3
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - February 18, 2016 21:36 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"He'll never stop being The Juice!" Uncle Juice is not black, he's OJ! And with one of their own enjoying a fresh glass of OJ, the boys of Pulp Nightmare continue their live trek through the long, drawn-out true life story fictionalized in continually tasteless fashion that is the FX's AMERICA...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep2
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - February 13, 2016 02:38 ★★★★ - 9 ratings"Everything Is Terrible!" - A.C. Cowlings The Juice Is Loose! And going about 20 miles per hour. For the second installment of the critically acclaimed drama (seriously?) that details the fall of one of the bit players from the Naked Gun movies, the boys of Pulp Nightmare are digging deep and ...
PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep1
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - February 05, 2016 00:06 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIf the glove doesn't fit, Pulp Nightmare must acquit! Listen in as Mike, MB, and Hero travel back in time to the early 1990's, a world of seedy pizza endorsements, celebrity making schlock, and a real life murder mystery that captivated the nation. But was The Juice really a murderer all along?...
Seasons Bleedings: A Pulp Nightmare Christmas Special
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - December 26, 2015 01:00 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn which Hero gives the boys The Gift of The Zombi... Download this Tale Of The Unreturnable here, if you dare
Pulp Commentary - STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI (original theatrical)
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - December 18, 2015 22:10 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsA Long Time Ago On a Podcast Far, Far, Away... Everything has transpired as they have foreseen it. Having harnessed their podcasting skills through the power of the Force, Mike, MB, and Hero have become Jedi Knights like their fathers before them, launching Pulp Commentary on one final adventu...
Pulp Commentary - STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (original theatrical)
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - December 16, 2015 21:24 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsA Long Time Ago On a Podcast Far, Far, Away... It is a dark time for Pulp Commentary. Like something out of a dream, the Pulp Podcasters make their return to that galaxy torn asunder by civil war and Interplanetary Nazis! While huffing the warm organ steam of a dead cosmic camel, they trip out...
Pulp Commentary - STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE (original theatrical)
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - December 13, 2015 20:33 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsA Long Time Ago On a Podcast Far, Far, Away... Three humanoids (Mike, MB, and Hero) are under fire aboard a Rebel ship carrying the long-lost data plans for the theatrical cuts of the original STAR WARS trilogy. Narrowly escaping the clutches of a dark lord who found their lack of faith dist...
Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - November 13, 2015 20:26 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys climb aboard a cruise ship, their destination: The Big Apple. But something is amiss... something is wrong. To the left of them... 80s stereotypes. To the right... more 80s stereotypes. With a drop in their gut, they rush to a nearby calendar. Yes, i...
Pulp Commentary - Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers
Pulp Nightmare | Tales of The Unaccountable | Comedy | Weird | Movie Commentaries - October 31, 2015 21:19 ★★★★ - 9 ratingsIn this special edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys don their cult robes, and grab a butcher's knife, because it's that time of the year again, and they're about to take their most incomprehensible trip to Haddonfield yet! Black magic! Genetic engineering! Paul Rudd! Not the first time these t...