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Open Campus Lunch

Pessimistic at Best - April 23, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Did your high school have an open campus lunch or were you one of the unlucky ones? I hate to break it to you, but there is truly no experience that could compare to piling seven deep in a friend's car and zipping across the street to the mall food court for a slice of Rocky Rococo's pepperoni p...

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#149 - This Is The Future

I Can Complain - April 22, 2024 05:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I've forgiven China for everything because I like their chicken. You're running out of time to watch TikTok. And, it's important to know when to give up on your dreams. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and...

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iPad Kids

Pessimistic at Best - April 16, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Do you ride or die for Steve Jobs? Don’t worry, you’re safe here! Jake and I take to the podcast to discuss the finest technological advances of our lifetime (caller ID & iPhone cases with kickstands) while simultaneously confessing our unyielding need to touch grass and perhaps create something...

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#148 - Rainwater Love

I Can Complain - April 16, 2024 05:00 - 15 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I don't think anyone actually pays taxes anymore. Golfers can't walk. And, Jessica debuts her new album.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a f...

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With the Works

Pessimistic at Best - April 09, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
I need to apologize to anyone who listens to this episode and purchases a ticket to Lollapalooza because I said Phoebe Bridgers is on the lineup. That is utter misinformation, she's probably busy that weekend, and I have no idea where I heard this rumor or why it came out of my mouth. Please for...

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#147 - I'm Afraid To Ask

I Can Complain - April 09, 2024 05:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
No, I don't want to travel to Dayton, Ohio to watch the eclipse. Michigan is slowly becoming Florida. And, Jessica is having a pizza party. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just comp...

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Who Invented Nicknames

Pessimistic at Best - April 02, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Do you have a nickname? Was it self prescribed or bestowed upon you? Do you prefer your god-given name? What if god isn’t real, then what? So many questions! While you contemplate your answers, why not join us for a silly little episode about the magic of visiting your local Asian supermarket,...

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#146 - It's Showtime

I Can Complain - April 02, 2024 06:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
Is the Showtime Rotisserie Barbecue the solution to obesity? We'll find out today on the show. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broa...

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#145 - In Deep

I Can Complain - March 26, 2024 08:00 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
It's getting wild down at the Outback Streakhouse. And, you might end up living in the woods, so get ready. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use ...

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Watch This Space!

Pessimistic at Best - March 26, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Becoming an adult means getting a printer for the home and we're officially shedding our youth today, folks. James and I take to the pod to discuss the versatility of breakfast sandwiches, lament over the incredible inconvenience of having to type in a password, and persecute anyone who willingl...

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#144 - Because Of You

I Can Complain - March 19, 2024 08:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I never learned social studies because of terrorists. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.co...

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We Used to Have Class

Pessimistic at Best - March 19, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
What ever happened to getting all gussied up for a night at the theater? We used to have class, we used to have taste, we used to have culture — now all we've got are a bunch of hussies wearing their "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirts to the Saturday evening showing of My Fair Lady. Join us for a sil...

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#143 - Don't Blame The Immigrants

I Can Complain - March 12, 2024 08:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
It's almost spring. Flowers are blooming, taxes are due, and people are trying to sell you meat out of a 1997 Chevy conversion van. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compl...

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Super Fresh

Pessimistic at Best - March 12, 2024 07:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Not to be dramatic, but I would happily lay down my life for the man who sings songs to his goat on TikTok. Have you had the pleasure of encountering this sweet creature? His gentle spirit, his adoring fan, I simply can't get enough! Join us on the pod for a silly little conversation about wheth...

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#142 - This Isn't That Type Of Show

I Can Complain - March 05, 2024 09:00 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
This isn't a show that makes a difference. For the first time in years, I had insomnia last night. I tell the story of the man I knew who wasn't housebroken. And, I'll eat avocado toast if I want to. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have ...

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Choose Your Own Destiny

Pessimistic at Best - March 05, 2024 08:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Did you know that if you get bad news during a tarot reading it's your fault? Anyway, Jasen paid 30 dollars for a woman to tell him he was destined to get famous by coming on my podcast, so here goes! Join us for a silly little conversation about rollerskating, apartments with no personality, an...

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Ketchup or Mustard

Pessimistic at Best - February 27, 2024 08:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
When it comes to condiments, how refined is your palate? I'm a mustard girlie, but I admittedly still fuck with ketchup, is that okay? You can be honest! Join us for a silly little conversation about our favorite mayo-based dressings, our biggest red flags, and our thoughts on the ugliest runnin...

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#141 - The Land Of Milk And Honey Nut Cheerios

I Can Complain - February 27, 2024 05:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
The Chinese sent another spy balloon to steal our secrets. And, Major League Baseball is about to get more exciting this season. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain...

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Locked In

Pessimistic at Best - February 20, 2024 08:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Besties, are you tweaking out or are you locked in? We're asking the tough questions today on Pessimistic at Best! Personally, I'm tweaking but I'm trying sooo hard to lock in. Join us for a comically unstable conversation about bidets, movie trailers, and the Twitter comments section. Get sill...

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#140 - Six More Weeks Of Winter

I Can Complain - February 19, 2024 09:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
This President's Day, it's important to respect the groundhog. The cure for cancer might be living with wolves. And, I introduce a new hit reality television show concept. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-33...

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#139 - The War To Save The Hamburgers

I Can Complain - February 13, 2024 09:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
The American lifestyle was never meant to be exported. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.c...

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Slay the House Boots Down

Pessimistic at Best - February 13, 2024 08:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
Are you a cat person or a dog person? I'm not trying to start drama but personally, I've never seen a dog boots the house down, just saying!!! Zoe and take to the podcast to fawn over the feline's primordial pouch, trash talk Chicago winters, and share our hot takes on hairless pets — join in if...

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#138 - It's Taylor's World

I Can Complain - February 06, 2024 09:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
Taylor's getting "down and dirty in the trenches" preparing to play quarterback in the NFL. I was sick last week and my antibodies didn't even bother to fight back. And, evidently, the average American lives underground like a mole. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to...

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Popping Off

Pessimistic at Best - February 06, 2024 08:00 ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
It's 2024 and the rumors are true, I'm popping off this year! So sorry you had to find out like this, destiny is calling and I'd be a fool to let her go to voicemail, as they say! We're back with a new season and a slightly new episode format that I'm so excited to finally pump into your sweet...

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#137 - The Darkest Timeline

I Can Complain - January 30, 2024 09:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I know what Taylor Swift is really up to at these football games. And, some people think we're living in a simulation, but I ain't buying it. Enjoy. the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we ...

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#136 - Trials And Tribulations

I Can Complain - January 23, 2024 09:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
There's a predator on the loose near me. I lived without heat one winter. And, evidently, it's cool to tell people you're broke now. Enjoy. the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a vo...

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#135 - I Appreciate Your Confidence

I Can Complain - January 15, 2024 10:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I'm suffering a holiday hangover and it's ruining my January. It's important to know the details in your marriage contract. And, find out why it can be difficult rejoin society after eating an entire sleeve of Texas toasts. Enjoy. the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ N...

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#134 - I Called Them Crazy

I Can Complain - January 09, 2024 10:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I've been cut off from Pornhub, and more. Enjoy. the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it ...

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#133 - Having A Laugh

I Can Complain - January 02, 2024 10:00 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
If 2023 wasn't your year, 2024 can be, if you're willing to go to Zimbabwe and work in the lithium mines. Enjoy. bonus episodes and more on the patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. ...

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#132 - The Best Of 2023!

I Can Complain - December 29, 2023 15:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings
I host, and countdown, the shows best moments from 2023. Enjoy. bonus episodes and more on the patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain the original ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a ...