Latest Cockandball Podcast Episodes
Green Starburst
Cock & Ball - February 28, 2022 10:51 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating'It's like opening a pack of Starburst and finding out you've got the green one' In this pod, Jim and Jules take on the task of dissecting another topsy-turvy week for Tottenham. After finding out that Spurs can't do it on a cold, wet night in Burnley after all, they discuss fine margins, Conte...
Citizen Kane
Cock & Ball - February 23, 2022 10:24 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWE ARE BACK! We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad. ...
Sliding Doors
Cock & Ball - February 08, 2022 08:31 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating" I don't know what the Korean is for "meep meep" but my God he's quick" Hope is a fragile thing, but Jules and Fenn are full of beans after a classy 3-1 win over Brighton last weekend. Join the lads to answer only fun questions like is Kane back to his best, could Cuti be one of our greatest c...
BOGOF with Steve
Cock & Ball - February 04, 2022 10:59 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWith special guest Steve from The Hot Spurs Podcast! Two podcasts in one, you lucky people! First, Ash and Jules are joined by the wonderful Steve to answer important Spurs questions such as Nando's or Bella Italia and Chick King or Sam's? Later they are once again joined by Cock and Ball's Ser...
January Blues
Cock & Ball - January 25, 2022 00:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"Runs like an Emu with clubfoot" Late goals and sh*t shows; join Tom, Ash and Jules as they navigate the highs of the late, late show at the King Power Stadium and a fourth defeat of the season to our West London rivals at Stamford Bridge. Ash forgets to use words, Tom makes noises and Jules te...
Impotence
Cock & Ball - January 14, 2022 00:01 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!" Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transf...
Adama Amoré
Cock & Ball - January 04, 2022 22:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating‘He’s Santa but he’s slimmed down and had a hair transplant’ After a Christmas break, Tom, Jim and Jules are back to talk about Spurs’ games over the festive period. They look at whether the draw against Southampton should be a cause for concern, the late win over Watford, and come dangerously ...
Possession Stats & Bounties
Cock & Ball - December 22, 2021 15:50 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"The cock had gone soft for a while. Then Conte came in and suddenly we've gone a bit hard, haven't we?" After a short hiatus from Spurs actually playing football, the boys are back this week to give you some much-needed analysis and festive cheer. Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Tottenham...
Snowhere to Hide
Cock & Ball - December 01, 2021 00:01 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"Would you leave your dog with him?" Oh Spurs. The things you do to us. Join Fenn and Jules to wince through our embarrassing defeat to NS Mura, whether Santa Claus saved us from a Burnley bruising and just how badly we can mess up back-to-back games against newly promoted Brentford and Norwich...
PASHUN
Cock & Ball - November 25, 2021 00:12 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"It's like being at the birthday party of a 5 year old and clapping when they blow out the candle" An injury crisis at Cock and Ball means the return of Ash's big bro Chris, this week the brothers discuss victory at home to Leeds and preview NS Mura and Burnley. Join us as Ash seeks cheap thril...
Flav's Version
Cock & Ball - November 18, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 rating"It doesn't matter who it is, Spurs will break him: it's our thing" This week Fenn and Ash were delighted to be joined by Spurs podcast royalty and host of The Fighting Cock, Flav. Tom and Ash explore Flav's love of Spurs before debating who makes it into a Spurs Cult XI. Don't forget to rate,...
Jim's Alibi
Cock & Ball - November 09, 2021 22:41 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating'I’m a nervous man because of the crimes I’ve committed' [Disclaimer: we're only joking. No crimes were committed before, during or after the making of this podcast by your favourite foursome]. After a mixed week with a win in Europe and a dull away draw against our Northern cousins, it's left...
FORZA GLI SPURS
Cock & Ball - November 04, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"He essentially fit in at Spurs like a foot in a glove" Fenn is joined by Jim and Ash as they swim the swampy waters of last week in N17, including the departure of Nuno and hiring of a certain feisty Italian. Ash fails to contain his excitement, Fenn evidences his lack of culture and Jim is wo...
Claret & Blues
Cock & Ball - October 28, 2021 12:57 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"He’s the emo at a pop party" This week, Jim and Jules do their best to try and not talk about back-to-back losses at Vitesse and West Ham. As they recorded before the Burnley game, and thanks to editing wizarding hitherto unseen in podcasting, Tom and Ashley decide to show their face as Spurs ...
Crude Awakening
Cock & Ball - October 20, 2021 14:08 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"But alas, we ruined Geordie Arabia" Tom is joined by Ash and Jim to discuss the spectacle surrounding Spurs' 3-2 victory over the Magpies and the game itself. Jim searches for moral compasses, Ash finds a link between Vitesse and Dj Luck and Mc Neat and Tom wonders what excites Martin Taylor. ...
Heroes & Villans
Cock & Ball - October 07, 2021 04:30 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"I disagreed with everything you said about the Arsenal game. This is personal now." This week, Tom, Jim and Ashley dissect Tottenham's wins over NS Mura and Aston Villa. They talk about Nuno's change of system, how good Heung-Min Son is, junctions on the motorway, and a very fat man called Dan...
Demolition Derby
Cock & Ball - September 30, 2021 04:30 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"It wasn't good, was it?" Oh Spurs, what are you doing to us? Ash, Jules and Jim get aboard the unhappy ship Spurs to ruminate on a dismal North London Derby defeat. Was it the fault of the players, the tactics, or our metaphorical (and sometimes literal) anchor Harry Kane? Who knows. Either wa...
Dog Walks & Team Talks
Cock & Ball - September 23, 2021 16:18 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"If he had to kick a puppy in the face to win a game, you know he'd do it" Ash is joined by Jim and it's the return of big bro Chris. The lads ponder on the result against Rennes, the meltdown at home to that Oil rich team from West London and the Carabao Cup victory against Portugal FC. Ash ca...
Greggs & Cider
Cock & Ball - September 16, 2021 05:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingIt turns out Eagles are tougher than Cocks. Join Ash, Jim and Jules to dissect a comprehensive battering at the weekend featuring a terrible Tanganga, midfield doppelgängers and three centre back combinations about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's okay though because we can remedy the sit...
Argy Bargy
Cock & Ball - September 06, 2021 19:52 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"The Italians never learned from Vesuvius" Who said the international break was quiet? Join Ash, Tom and Jules as they marvel at Argentina's ludicrous logistical nightmare, reminisce about fruit smuggling and their own security checks(!), and of course gaze into the Crystal ball for this weeken...
Double Glazed
Cock & Ball - September 02, 2021 12:29 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"The International Break is the footballing equivalent of blue balls" Jim is joined by Ash and Jules aboard the the good ship Spurs for a merry chat about this week in N17. Along with reviewing Pacos, Watford and discussing the transfer window, Jim explores the Essex coast, Ash passionately def...
Cock, Beaver, Wolf
Cock & Ball - August 25, 2021 08:15 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating“A beaver done a cock” This week, Tom and Ash reluctantly navigate around the midweek loss against the City of Furniture before diving into the wolf pack and coming out with our feathers’ intact following a hard-fought win at Wolves. Additionally, Shakespeare gets a non-essential reboot in an...
Don't Be Crude
Cock & Ball - August 18, 2021 17:19 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"He was probably sitting there with his brother playing Lego" This week, Tom and Ashley crudely drill into a hilariously shocking win against the reigning champions, lay into Kane a bit more, and applaud the start of the new era under Nuno. Plus, the search for a Tanguy continues, and there i...
Seeing In the Season
Cock & Ball - August 12, 2021 12:08 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"I've seen rock formations move more quickly" The light is darkest before the dawn, or so they say. Join Ash, Jim, Tom and Jules as they preview the coming season, whether Tanguy is spending too much time in the canteen and the current whereabouts of he-who-must-not-be-named. Your usual dose of...
What's That Coming Over The Gil?
Cock & Ball - July 28, 2021 12:06 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"He looks weaker than a Sun headline" As Don Paratici does the business, Ash and Jules take a moment to cherish our departing icons and welcome our new signings. Erik will ball roll no more; Toby is done at the Carvery; and who the hell is Cristian Romero? If you like what you hear, please lik...
The Science of Pre-Season with Raj Soni-Tricker
Cock & Ball - July 18, 2021 21:59 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating"Don't nutmeg a senior pro, that'll be a no no!" As pre-season gets underway, Jules, Tom and Jim speak to Wolverhampton Wanderers’ sports scientist Raj Soni-Tricker about preparations for the new campaign, how sports science has changed the game and what Spurs fans can expect from new boss Nuno...
Casa Dolce Casa
Cock & Ball - July 14, 2021 22:54 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWell that was nice, wasn't it? As the Euros are finished with until 2024, the boys looks back on an incredible tournament which saw Italy narrowly beat England in the final at Wembley. They talk through what this new crop of England players mean for the country, Ashley revels in being Italian, ...
Take Two
Cock & Ball - July 04, 2021 15:35 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating'I know what my DNA is, it's why I'm ginger... the Tottenham DNA is just Russian dolls, but with bottles' In the first podcast of the 2021/22 season, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules react to the news that Spurs' search for a manager, which has seemingly been going on since the 50s, is finally over. Nun...
Revelations
Cock & Ball - May 31, 2021 10:29 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 rating“You upset me in the last pod to be honest. You were all ‘oooh, nice little plucky Leicester’” In this bumper podcast to mark the end of the season, (don’t walk too quickly down Seven Sisters…) Tom, Jim, Jules and Ash take a look back at the campaign for Tottenham, have a look at the final two ...
All Bark
Cock & Ball - May 17, 2021 19:46 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 rating‘We were playing a Wolves side that showed about as much enthusiasm as I do at church.’ The boys are back to look over a remarkably unremarkable win over Wolves. From Del Boy and our Viking leader to Eric’s vegetable needs, Jules Ash and Jim chat about what makes Leicester so special, the lesso...
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