Latest Chaos&dragons Podcast Episodes
Dimensional Treasure Battle Music
No Dice - July 05, 2021 01:05 - 1 minute ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsJust in case Derek talks his way out of every fight before we get to use it, 3en wanted to make sure y'all got to here the background track he made for Dimensional Treasure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dimensional Treasure Theme Music
No Dice - July 05, 2021 01:01 - 53 seconds ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsBrace yourself for some Dimensional Treasure, with full episodes starting to drop next week! We totally forgot that we weren't done with The Thorax, so we'll sit tight on DT1 for now, but don't you worry, 3en and Derek are up to their shenanigans again, that's for sure. Written and recorded by...
The Thorax Finale "I'm Picking Up What You're Putting Down, Both About Chris Pine But Also the Philosophical Stuff"
No Dice - July 05, 2021 01:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsUncle Grandpa's holiday specials wraps up on a surprisingly heartful and somber note. Just kidding, Derek's in control of this baby and it's weird till the end... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Sleeping Snorlax, Ft. Spider Grandpa
No Dice - July 02, 2021 01:01 - 47 seconds ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsFrom TfaRI Studios, the bardic inspiration no one asked for is back and even less asked for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dimensional Treasure Intro "DRK in a d20"
No Dice - June 28, 2021 01:01 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAmong numerous sidebars, 3en and Derek talk PC backstory about DRK, Derek's longest running PC, who's fully making his way into the podcast for Chaos&Dragons Season 2: Dimensional Treasure. Apologies for the wind noise on Derek's microphone, we hadn't figured it out by the recording of this epi...
The Thorax Part 8 "A Sleeping Snorlax"
No Dice - June 28, 2021 01:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn the finale of Derek's first go as a DM, the duo get their final jokes in before agreeing to never do this again. Just kidding. And Derek does a better job of wrapping up a season than Ben, so there's that too! For more and better future content, subscribe to us at patreon.com/ActuallyNoDice ...
The Thorax Part 7 "That's All Well And Good But I'm Holding A Shotgun And You Haven't Told Me It's My Turn Yet"
No Dice - June 21, 2021 01:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsSpider Grandpa milks his Wild Shape for all it's worth as Derek leads him through an excessively specific final floor plan. Ben's voice holds out as long as it can, but his allergies are perhaps exacerbated. For more and better future content (and less sniffles), subscribe to our patreon.com/Act...
The Thorax Part 6 "The More You Sass Me, The Faster The Exterminator Will Come"
No Dice - June 14, 2021 01:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsUncle Grandpa faces his oldest nemesis, doors that he can't see the other side of, while Derek is face to face with his greatest nemesis, magic. Also, people who run for fun are made fun of. Other out of context quotes that almost made the title: "WHAT DOES THAT DO?!?! STOP USING SPELLS!" "You'r...
The Thorax Part 5 "Uncle Grandpa Will Eat It Raw, I Don't Care, Just Feed Me Your Straight Campaign"
No Dice - June 07, 2021 01:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter meeting the Thorax, Uncle Grandpa agrees to team up and take down the CEO of Big Oil. And then he spends several hours walking to the office building because the Thorax says cars are evil. Derek has issues with unpaid interns. For more and better future content, check out patreon.com/actu...
The Thorax Part 4 (Uncut Gems) "You Should Live Your Life As Though You Are Always Taking The SAT"
No Dice - May 31, 2021 01:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter absolutely demolishing the Man in the Hat and Object 1 and Object 2 like the refrigerators they are, Uncle Grandpa befriends a purple hippo who wants to help UG get to the Thorax but doesn't actually know where the Thorax is. Thanks Obama. Also, fact check: some sources say that hippos kil...
The Thorax Part 3 (Uncut Gems) "I'll Burn Another 4th Level Smite On This Hat 'Cause I Don't Like It"
No Dice - May 24, 2021 01:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsThis episode was very nearly named “How Does A Hat Take Thunder Damage?”, “You Punch The Hat, Which Is The Dumbest Thing I Ever…” and "They Burst Out of the Hat, They Are Screaming, They Are Also On Fire, and Then They Die". If you haven't guessed by now, Uncle Grandpa meets a Man in a Hat and t...
No Dice Blurb 5/22/21
No Dice - May 23, 2021 01:00 - 3 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsJust a little blurb on where we are and what we're trying to do. Expect these periodically! Support us at patreon.com/actuallynodice and follow us on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice for more up to date information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Thorax Part 2 (Uncut Gems) "I'll Take The Public Transit System With My Senior Card"
No Dice - May 17, 2021 01:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter the almost completely ado episode of last week, Derek takes it slow so he can show off his brainchild, Roanoke, while Uncle Grandpa sets out on his first adventure in a long while. Find us on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and Patreon here: patreon.com/actuallynodice Hosted on Acast. See acast...
The Thorax Part 1 (Uncut Gems) "Oh, He Did Actually Put On Deodorant, I Thought That Was A Bit"
No Dice - May 10, 2021 01:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsGear up for an Uncle Grandpa Holiday Special! Derek takes the helm as the DM in the modern fantasy setting of Roanoke, the colony that was never lost, as 3en plays Uncle Grandpa as he navigates his way through definitely not Dr. Seuss inspired satirical adventures. Our second full season of Chao...
The Bridegroom Prince Season Recap "I'm Still Upset"
No Dice - May 03, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en and Derek have a good ol' chat about the Bridegroom Prince. They still think Steve the Dragonair was named Charlie. Find us on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and on Patreon at patreon.com/actuallynodice! The website is currently in development, hopefully we'll be able to get that out to you all soon...
Beyonder Part 3 (Uncut Gems) "I Got Me An Elon Musk Flamethrower"
No Dice - April 26, 2021 00:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAs we bring our first Themes from a Hat to a close, Derek is "upset", 3en has a good time, we changed our Twitter handle (@ActuallyNoDice) and finally have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/actuallynodice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Beyonder Part 2 (Uncut Gems) "Or As Most People Say, A Pyramid"
No Dice - April 19, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsThemes From a Hat returns as DRK attempts to navigate the perils of the uncharted Astral Sea, Derek wonders if 3en is dropping any clues, and 3en has a great time. The theme is still not Star Trek. https://www.patreon.com/actuallynodice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Beyonder Part 1 (Uncut Gems) "We're Called No Dice, But I Recall Rolling A Lot Of Dice"
No Dice - April 12, 2021 01:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsChaos&Dragons Minigames make their podcast debut in this Uncut Gems episode, where DM 3en runs PC Derek through a oneshot MetaMystery styled adventure 3en has dubbed "Themes From a Hat"! In Themes From A Hat, the game master has a theme hidden inside a short adventure and it is up to the players ...
The Bridegroom Prince #8.5 (The Last One) "Matt? Who The H*ck Is Matt?"
No Dice - April 05, 2021 01:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn part 2 of the season finale, we bid adieu to the land of Guildyr with a Y as Derek has a rude awakening. 3en does 3en stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #8 (Finale) "I Will Find You A Cube And You Will Like It"
No Dice - March 29, 2021 01:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn part 1 of the season finale, no spoilers. For more and better future content, https://www.patreon.com/actuallynodice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #7.5 "You Know How Wizards Are Known For Having Just A Bunch of Hit Points?"
No Dice - March 22, 2021 01:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsMonte meets the crew of the Ice Cream, Derek takes notes for the first time, and 3en Benifies a few things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #7 "Spyyn of Lyys"
No Dice - March 15, 2021 01:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en forgets continuity again and lets Derek have an item that was previously stolen from his character, and Monte must choose between his betrothed and the love of his life. It's not a hard choice. Chaotic Law: Procrastinate, where nothing happens this session but next time there will be 2 Chaoti...
The Bridegroom Prince #6.5 "By All Accounts It Doesn't Make Sense"
No Dice - March 08, 2021 02:00 - 15 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsMonte and Caramel navigate Salem's Lot and the Liquid Dunes, Derek runs out of clever jokes, and 3en confuses SoCal with Christopher Walken. The Chaotic Law remains the same as last week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #6 "The Virus We Are"
No Dice - March 01, 2021 02:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsThings start to come into focus for Monte as he learns more about the woman in white. The Chaotic Law is "Sweet 16" but it doesn't matter 'cause no 16s are rolled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #5.5 "Lasagna Is Incredible"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:06 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWith the arrival of the woman in white, Monte blunders blindly as they look for a way to cure his ailment, Derek insults the parents of anyone named Nadine, and 3en relishes DMing a blind PC... The Chaotic Law remains "What Are The Odds", and from this point most recording sessions are split into...
The Bridegroom Prince #5 "I Can't Finger Guns 'Cause My Hands Are Tied"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:05 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter becoming permanently blind in a random encounter with a creature more beautiful than himself, Monte is readultnapped by the three criminals as a mysterious woman in white pursues their party... The Chaotic Law is "What Are The Odds" where the DM and PCs have an extra chance for a natural 1s...
The Bridegroom Prince #4.5 "Do Our Calendars Have Years That Are Colors?"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:04 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsPicking up mid conversation from last week, Monte finally names his dragonair companion as they continue to navigate the surprisingly populous Rapids of Amnesia... The Chaotic Law remains "It's A Musical". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #4 "I'm A Weeb Now"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:03 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn this episode, Monte heads into the Rapids of Amnesia, Derek fears the audience will hate him for a character choice, and 3en continues to not research nautical terms beforehand... The Chaotic Law is "It's A Musical" where all PC dialogue must be sung. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
The Bridegroom Prince #3 "My Edge Is Not Wearing Size 2 Children's Shoes"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:02 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter being adultnapped, Monte attempts to work his captors, Derek forgets everything that happened in the last two episodes, and Uncle Grandpa (definitely not 3en) forgets what a coat is. The Chaotic Law of this episode was "Can I Buy A Question" where all PC clarification questions cost them 1 ...
The Bridegroom Prince #2 "Aaah, Yes... I Forgot You Were Russian"
No Dice - February 22, 2021 02:01 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter learning he is being followed, young Count Monte of the House of Python chooses to visit his old friend Chekhov at a very historically accurate and eloquently described lighthouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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