Latest Chaos&dragons Podcast Episodes
True Memoirs... #3 "Nothing Here But Us Potatoes"
No Dice - September 26, 2022 00:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en and Derek are back at it, or rather, they never stopped, 3en just got too busy to edit the episodes. That being said, we're pretty excited about what happens next after this episode, so stay tuned if you like what we do at all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
No Dice Update July 1st 2020
No Dice - July 02, 2022 01:00 - 1 minute ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en doesn't currently have time to edit the regular podcast, so the current season is paused for the time being. He is however busy working on the TURN OF THE CENTURY Kickstarter, which you should totally checkout here! Peace! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
True Memoirs... #2 "I RESPECT THE H*CK OUT OF THE PINEAPPLE"
No Dice - May 30, 2022 00:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsUncle Grandpa is back, and he's mean now, as he DM's another one of Derek's virtually indistinguishable PCs, a Changeling paladin named Jander. What lies before us as Uncle Grandpa recounts, embellishes, and flat out makes up some of his greatest escapades? Who knows... As always, we run on soc...
True Memoirs... #1 "True Memoirs Of A Ninnerdimensional Bad Assassin"
No Dice - April 25, 2022 00:00 - 8 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsJust the most regular show that we've ever had. Derek loves it. 3en is physically fine. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also better, hit us up on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and subscribe to a tier at patreon.com/actuallynodice.com!...
Dimensional Treasure #14 "I'd Get The Shin Splinterings"
No Dice - March 28, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIt's another one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dimensional Treasure #13 "That Sounds Like Something Someone with the Gift Would Say"
No Dice - February 28, 2022 01:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWe have returned with February's episode! DRK continues with the Eigengrau while 3en and Derek get back into the swing of things, making up for lost time with plenty of ado. Since this is the first episode with the new subscription tier to our podcasting service AKA the free on, I'm unsure if t...
NDA Hours - Jan 2022 Look Back & Look Forward "Screw Florida"
No Dice - January 17, 2022 01:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDid you miss us? Probably not, but we'll pretend you said yes. Here's an update on what we're doing, what we've done, and what we're planning for the future! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dimensional Treasure #12 “The Very Classic Improv ‘No, And’…”
No Dice - December 06, 2021 01:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDerek guesses his very first MetaMystery on this episode! Congratulations, Derek. Now he only has to uncover the second, completely different layer as DRK rides along with the Eigengrau on their various missions, waiting for GEPB to come and rescue him. As always, we run on social interactions ...
Dimensional Treasure #11 "That's Not How You Play Phase 10"
No Dice - November 29, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsTurns out, that is how you play Phase 10. In other news, DRK and Mozi take a chill day at the spa before meeting up with the rest of Mozi's crew. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also better, hit us up on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice...
Dimensional Treasure #10 "Some Kid in Arkansas"
No Dice - November 22, 2021 01:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWe revisit DRK and his quest to regain his lost riches and not die. Currently, he's negotiating an interrogation, while Derek gets to take a stab at his first Double MetaMystery. 3en is so excited, Derek is not. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear an...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 7 ft. Companion NPCs “Instead of Oscars They Should Be Called Willems”
No Dice - November 15, 2021 01:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIf we haven't convinced you to try out Maker by now, we probably won't... so here's the last Maker episode! Also featuring 3en's D&D 5e Companion creator for simplified party NPCs! As always, we run on social interaction and money, so reach out to us on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and subscriber to...
C&D MiniGame: Chubacabra Hunt "Not As Terrifying--WHAT"
No Dice - November 08, 2021 01:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWelcome to another C&D Minigames, where we play short oneshots and solve MetaMysteries! It's another Themes From A Hat where 3en has a great time and Derek has a great time but also struggles to guess the MetaMystery. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you h...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 6 "www.3enIsGonnaMakeTheWebsite.com"
No Dice - November 01, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings"It's CHONKERS Vs UNCLE GRANDPA live on the No Dice Podcasting network! Get your tickets/downloads now! And tune in next week for CHONKERS Vs UNCLE SAM & UNCLE BEN as the BATTLE OF THE LIGHTNING DOJO continues!" -Overproduced Monster Truck Rally Announcer Voice As always, we run on social inter...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 5 "Stop Calling It A Hadouken"
No Dice - October 25, 2021 02:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAdo abounds as Derek is introduced to Maker level 5 and Chonkers is introduced to the Order Of Odd Uncles. Other possible episode titles were “Instead of Listening to Me, I can see Derek in our shared Doc just select all the things I’m about to say” “Pa Da Pa Pa Pa… Wendy’s” and “Best Kind of Po...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 4 "Tortellini Is Just Pasta Tide Pods"
No Dice - October 18, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsMore nonsense in the realm of Undios as Derek, Chonkers, and you learn more about 3en's Maker Class. Enjoy. For more and better future content, reach out to us on Twitter and Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
C&D MiniGame: The Beach Episode "Um, When I Became Cesium Boy, Which Is The Lamest X-Man Ever, And I'm Including Invisible Skin Boy In This..."
No Dice - October 11, 2021 01:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en moved last week, so we're pulling this one out of the back room: here's a Meta Mystery for Derek and you that's sure to make him unhappy. For more and better future content, find us on Twitter and Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 3 “If You Have A Friend Or Loved One Who Is Getting Really Into Making Bread, They Are Desperately Crying Out For Help”
No Dice - October 04, 2021 03:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAnother day, another DnD flavored commuter podcast. Except this time, it's 3en teaching you and Derek part 3 of the Maker Class. We rarely do fact checks here, but today we'll do one: despite what our literal jokes would suggest, 3en at least has in fact been meeting with a mental health profes...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 2 "I Would Like A New Player"
No Dice - September 27, 2021 01:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en drags Derek through even more of a pseudo-campaign as Derek learns the beginning levels of the Maker Class! Check our Twitter at the end of the series for all the Maker Class specs. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also bette...
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 1 (Feat. Starborne) "There Has Got To Be A Sparknotes Version of This..."
No Dice - September 20, 2021 01:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn the podcast debut of THE HOMEBREWERY, 3en (re)introduces Derek and the audience to some new og homebrew: a race called Starborne and the smallest part of a class called Maker. We're doing new stuff, but we're definitely the same goobers, so we hope you like it! Here's a link to 3en's D&D Beyo...
Dimensional Treasure #9 "You May Not Be Single Right Now, But Neither of Us Know"
No Dice - September 13, 2021 01:00 - 9 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratings3en and Derek spend their entire recording time struggling to make a good extro for the podcast. Here some of their attempts... Also, according to a quick Google search, the average person goes to the grocery store 1.6 per week. As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you lik...
Actually No Dice - I Peg Your Bardon...
No Dice - September 11, 2021 01:59 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn our first round of Actually No Dice (the spinoff show where 3en and Derek force each other to play games that aren't D&D), 3en shows Derek a new game he made up called I Peg Your Bardon... it makes fun of how people play Bards in RPGs. Hope you enjoy! We feel like it's obvious, but we're gon...
Actually No Dice "I Peg Your Bardon..."
No Dice - September 11, 2021 01:59 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsIn our first round of Actually No Dice (the spinoff show where 3en and Derek force each other to play games that aren't D&D), 3en shows Derek a new game he made up called I Peg Your Bardon... it makes fun of how people play Bards in RPGs. Hope you enjoy! We feel like it's obvious, but we're gon...
Dimensional Treasure #8 "I'm Glad In One Sentence You Can Both Acknowledge That Nerves Are A Thing And Also Say 'Magic'..."
No Dice - August 30, 2021 01:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDRK, having survived the cyberducks, wakes up in an interrogation cell, with a swinging light overhead. WARNING: due to disproportionately large amounts of ado, this episode has an ADO WARNING, proceed with low plot expectations. 3en apologizes for taking so many shots at Derek, and Derek, havin...
Dimensional Treasure #7 "Oh My Gosh, Derek, Learn About Ducks" -Javier
No Dice - August 23, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDerek and 3en are joined by Javier in this episode as DRK navigates a train ride with Agent Shepherd. What you need to know about Javier is that he's a really nice guy, he's calming and methodical (in contrast to like everything else Derek and 3en bring to the show), and he looks similar to Dere...
Dimensional Treasure #6 "It's A Comic Sans Lie, Good Sir"
No Dice - August 16, 2021 01:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter contacting Cairo about returning the Independent Declarative, DRK heads towards the sci-fantasy train station in order to head back to Polymer Prime, where he's met by a meta mysterious character! Derek laments and 3en celebrates the return of Meta Mysteries, where there's something for De...
Dimensional Treasure #5 "I'm Not Recording"
No Dice - August 09, 2021 01:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDerek's big derailing energy is too powerful for his recording equipment, as his recording equipment stops halfway through, oh no! Even so, we press on as DRK tries to cheat at cards, remembers the Wall Ball exists but has no idea how to use it (still hasn't used the Book of Phantom Futures), an...
Dimensional Treasure #4 "Why Did Your Ding Dong Go In A Minor Key?"
No Dice - August 02, 2021 01:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAlmost living up to our name, this episode features less than 5 dice rolls, and is rife with stories, unsponsored bits, and sundry kinds of ado. DRK continues to be a a snarky lil butt as he follows Bennie to her mom's house, where some plot attempts to happen. 3en and Derek both recover from kil...
Dimensional Treasure #3 "Note-Taking Voice, Just Like Not-My-Turn Face"
No Dice - July 26, 2021 01:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsBuckle in for this jam packed episode where you'll learn how Derek orders his burritos and honestly not much else. The Independent Declarative may also get stolen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dimensional Treasure #2 "61 Opening Images, Only One Currently Works"
No Dice - July 19, 2021 01:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsNotice! Parts of this episode have been *BLEEPED* out! This is not because any explicit words were said, but because 3en thinks it's funnier this way. DRK begins his undercover trial as Abner Pursuit. Derek has many questions. 3en's pop filter has problems. The search for the Luck Pyramid begin...
Dimensional Treasure #1 "And It Smells Like Ancient Polio"
No Dice - July 12, 2021 01:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsDerek and 3en dive into the world of Polymer, only Derek doesn't know that DRK is being tested and it is just a simulation (spoilers for next week! 3en asked that we warn you so that you don't feel narrative whiplash). While this is basically a prelude episode, we have an official Episode #0 ava...
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