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Salt of Uprh EP 25: Jumpy, the Most Suicidal Frog in the West (Season Finale)
Salt of Urph - January 25, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingIt's the season finale! It's Lumpkin vs Mrs Slayde, Styx vs Lumpkin, Tarquin vs Sobriety, Ruth vs the Ineptitude of the Party. Who will come out on top? Who the hell knows!? Even we're not sure, and we were there! Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dunge...
Salt of Urph EP 24: Where the Party Accidentally Murder the Dungeon Master
Salt of Urph - January 11, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingIn this episode, the party devises a plan so poor that over time it eventually renders the DM a shivering wreck. Styx makes a fart cloud, Tarquin throws up and Skinner and Meepo fail at rescuing. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Al...
Salt of Uprh EP 23: Which Witch Wants What?
Salt of Urph - December 28, 2020 04:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThe party has a ship now! It doesn't really help them find Andrew, nor does it help them free themselves from Mrs Slayde. But they have a ship now! Tarquin finds out who sent Skinner after him, Styx abuses his newfound authority, Ruth bargains with witches and Lumpkin reminds everyone that t...
Salt of Uprh EP 22: How to Acquire a Ship for less than Three Gold!
Salt of Urph - December 14, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingAmazing! Only one day ago this adventuring party were wandering through the sewers of Innovsfall, and now look at them! Shock! Are those Tarquin's old clothes! Where did Ruth get that exploding arrow!? Wow! Prestidigitation!?!?!? And more... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Ed...
Salt of Urph EP 21: The Return of Tarquin's Trousers
Salt of Urph - November 30, 2020 04:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThe hunt for blood continues as the party makes a trip to the museum. Styx forgets he can cast spells, Lumpkin has some much needed rest, and Tarquin sees a sign of home. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fl...
Salt of Urph EP 20: Let's-Everyone-Bully-Lumpkin Day
Salt of Urph - November 09, 2020 04:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThe creature beneath the tower has been slain, and the party have escaped the gaol as free men... and women... and bears! Now, with the battery secured, the magic-resonator charged and the box at hand it is time for the party to lose focus and bum around for an hour. Hooray! "cavedrips" by e...
Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 2)
Salt of Urph - October 26, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingIt's been a year since the first episode came out! And do we have something special planned? You bet we don't as our release schedule was pushed back. Anyway, here's the second half of the battle with the Church of Quiescence's flesh golem. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Addit...
Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 1)
Salt of Urph - October 12, 2020 03:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingDo I hear Boss Battle Music? That probably means a Boss Battle is afoot. Have the DMs balanced the encounter properly? Or will the next episode include the prefix 'finale'? One thing's for sure, not everyone will make it out of this alive... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley...
Salt of Urph EP 18: The Door that Leads to Somewhere Else
Salt of Urph - September 28, 2020 03:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThe gang are in gaol for a crime they did not commit. And so to address the situation they have now begun to commit several in quick succession. With new allies and gear at their disposal it's time to go venture through the ominous 'door that leads to somewhere else'. Artwork by Florence Scott ...
Salt of Urph EP 17: The Great Prison Flumph Blow-Off
Salt of Urph - September 14, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingSalt of Urph is back! After not really planning how they're going to escape prison, the party begins their attempt to escape prison. The workforce of the Innovsfall City Gaol are all gonna regret coming into work this day. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe...
Why is there no new episode yet Calvin!?
Salt of Urph - July 20, 2020 03:00 - 1 minute ★★★★ - 1 ratingSalt of Urph is returning at some point. Keep those horses held for the moment Support the Show.
Salt of Urph EP 16: Phil who likes Pottery, and other NPCs
Salt of Urph - May 25, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingFor reasons unknown to the DMs, the PCs, the NPCs and the listeners, the party has volunteered to be arrested. Now that they're incarcerated, they can either choose to break out or stay and get acquainted with their new neighbours. About eighty percent of this episode is the latter of these opti...
Salt of Urph EP 15: Styx has a "Plan"
Salt of Urph - May 11, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingInnovsfall is holding a trial and the party gets involves. Things go bad Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley http://www.grinnandberrit....
Salt of Urph EP 14: Just Like that Film with the Dogs
Salt of Urph - April 27, 2020 03:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThough it has only been two weeks since the release of the last episode in our universe it has been a month or two since we last recorded, even moreso for Alastair. We are all out of practice. The party accidentally assault a dwarf and then shout at him until he tells them what they want Artw...
Salt of Urph Episode 13: Schrödinger's Snail
Salt of Urph - April 13, 2020 03:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThey've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence, Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, Tarquin gets very much covered in effluence, and all of this is completely out of the DM's hands....
Salt of Urph EP 13: Schrödinger's Snail
Salt of Urph - April 13, 2020 03:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThey've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence, Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, Tarquin gets very much covered in effluence, and all of this is completely out of the DM's hands....
Salt of Urph EP 12: Caught between a Sop and a Hard-case
Salt of Urph - March 30, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingTrapped in the alley by the mysterious mercenary Skinner and his goons, Ruth, Tarquin and Sniv must fight for their lives to get past them. Meanwhile Styx and Lumpkin are completely unaware that their allies are currently being mugged further up the road. Will they hear the clash of steel and fl...
Salt of Urph EP 11: From Rags to Witches
Salt of Urph - March 16, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingNight is drawing in on Mrs Libby's House of Comforts, however many members of the party are finding it hard to make themselves as comfortable as they should like to, especially with the present company. Styx signs up for open-mic night, Tarquin catches up with his mother, Ruth learns more about ...
Salt of Urph EP 10: Innovsfall, the City of the Fallen Tower
Salt of Urph - March 02, 2020 04:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingTwo weeks in to their quest the party arrives into the reborn city of Innovsfall in search of someone who can help them discern the contents of the snail-shelled box. Within the city old allies and new threats introduce themselves. Some are expected, while others most certainly are not. Artwo...
Salt of Urph EP 9: The Children of Papa Ahtsi
Salt of Urph - February 17, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour ★★★★ - 1 ratingAfter returning to the caravan to find their allies under attack from a flock of winged kobolds, the party try to regain the ground they lost in the trash-fire that was Episode 8. With kobolds, owlbears, at least two witches and a dragon in the mix, there appears to be a lot to be concerned abou...
Salt of Urph EP 8: Love and Blood [Whoops Edition]
Salt of Urph - February 03, 2020 04:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★ - 1 rating"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw a teddy bear shoot a laser out of its chest. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner...
Salt of Urph EP 7: Exit, pursued by Owlbears
Salt of Urph - January 20, 2020 04:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingTwo weeks since their departure from Bugrull, the party find themselves deep in the southern forests of Innovsfall. Unbeknown to them, they are not alone here, and there are things that go 'hoot hoot' in the night that are feeling particularly hungry. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wh...
Salt of Urph EP 6: Both the Players and the DMs Screw Up Horribly and Half the Party Almost Dies
Salt of Urph - January 06, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingKezra the dragon pursues the party as they try to escape with half a dozen wagons of her stuff. Warning: There is an unreasonable amount of vomit in this episode Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "Somber Viola" by bigmanjoe https://freesound.org/...
Salt of Urph EP 5: Ruthless Negotiations
Salt of Urph - December 23, 2019 04:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingWith Ruth held hostage the remaining party members put their skills together and form a plan to rescue their friend... a plan which mostly consists of them yelling at the kidnappers until they give her back. GHOSTEMANE - BONESAW https://youtu.be/EHv9jfcPqmY Artwork by Florence Scott Mu...
Salt of Urph EP 4: Probably Kobolds
Salt of Urph - December 09, 2019 04:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingThe players know that the three cloaked kobold sized figures are probably kobolds by now but that means nothing until their respective characters can figure it out as well. Can they finally roll a high enough perception check, or will they somehow end up trying to break into someone's house? Lum...
Salt of Urph EP 3: Discovering Bugrull
Salt of Urph - November 25, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingHaving been set on their quest by the steely Mrs Slayde, the party follow the kobolds to the nearby village, where, they find everything to be unusually usual. Styx makes a wager, Tarquin becomes a hero, Lumpkin tries to climb a stool, and Ruth becomes suspicious of a trio of cloaked figures who...
Salt of Urph EP 2: Half-Orc Bums and Goblin Thumbs
Salt of Urph - November 11, 2019 04:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingAfter coming into conflict with a trio of kobolds, the party investigates the origin of an explosion from that came from the other side of the cavern. They soon learn that dragons and kobolds aren't the only threats this land has in store for them Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Whea...
Salt of Urph EP 1: Kezra's Cavern (Part 2)
Salt of Urph - November 03, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingMeet Tarquin a noble rogue, Styx a half-orc bard, Ruth a ranger of the woods and Lumpkin a teddy-bear barbarian as they begin to hate each other almost immediately after encountering one another. Also there are kobolds. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe...
Salt of Urph EP 1: Kezra's Cavern (Part 1)
Salt of Urph - October 27, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★ - 1 ratingMeet Tarquin a noble rogue, Styx a half-orc bard, Ruth a ranger of the woods and Lumpkin a teddy-bear barbarian as they begin to hate each other almost immediately after encountering one another. Also there's a dragon. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe ...
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