Latest Bramstoker Podcast Episodes
Stay Un-Undead
Undeadly Serious - December 26, 2020 18:35 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn our final episode, Mary and Shannon wrap up the roads well-traveled and deliver the final score before chopping off the podcast's head and driving a stake through its heart. Remember kids, stay un-undead. -- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Letter music: "Acoustic/Folk Instrumen...
Resurrection
Undeadly Serious - December 09, 2020 05:00 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsWe're back! From the dead? From the undead? Who cares! It's resurrection time, both for this episode of the podcast and Dracula, apparently. After all this time, he finally learned to be un-undead! --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Letter music: "Acoustic/Folk Instrumental" by Hy...
"Mina, you are near"
Undeadly Serious - March 11, 2020 04:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsDoes your daylight feel saved? This episode, Dracula and our certainly dashing, YMMV on heroes race the sunset to reach ol' Castle Drac. Who will win, and how many minions are sacrificed along the way? --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Death music: "No Winners" by@RossBugden on ...
Borgo Pass and the Whores of Satan
Undeadly Serious - February 19, 2020 05:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIt's two for one this time around on Undeadly Serious, as we discuss hounds, horses, and whores! --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrumentals https://soundcloud.com/davidhydemusic Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3...
Vampire Hunters in Pursuit
Undeadly Serious - February 05, 2020 05:00 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn this scene, ships, trains, and horse-drawn carriages lead our doughty vampire hunters closer to the final showdown with Dracula, Mina becomes a loungie-moanie, and we hear the GOAT. --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrumentals htt...
The Confrontation
Undeadly Serious - January 15, 2020 06:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn this episode, we get the BEST version of Dracula, fire, Van Helsoft, a new reincarnation theory, and Shannon continuing to lose her mind about whether crosses are effective. Ready? Let's get confrontational! --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde ...
Take Me Away from All this Death
Undeadly Serious - December 14, 2019 20:22 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsMina has seen enough-- she wants out! Join us as we watch her attempt to escape death by joining the undead Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Instrumentals Genre: Country & Folk Mood: Calm Download: https://goo.gl/JV2Nk4 ––– • Licence: You...
The Vampire Hunters
Undeadly Serious - November 27, 2019 06:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn this episode, we're suddenly in...a comedy? We also get a belated exposition dump, a very cute snek, and Renfield's presence in this movie continuing to have zero impact on the forward momentum of the narrative. --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by H...
She is Undead
Undeadly Serious - November 13, 2019 05:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsLucy dies again, there's lots of blood, and Van Helsing remains entirely unphased by all of it. Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Instrumentals Genre: Country & Folk Mood: Calm Download: https://goo.gl/JV2Nk4 ––– • Licence:...
The Death of Lucy
Undeadly Serious - October 30, 2019 04:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsHAPPY HALLOWEEN, WITCHES. In the true spirit of spook season, this episode covers the supernatural, super bloody death of our dear Lucy. Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Instrumentals Genre: Country & Folk Mood: Calm Download: h...
Vlad the Impaler
Undeadly Serious - October 16, 2019 04:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsSpooky season is in full swing! We return to no Vlad, only Dracula in this scene. Meanwhile, Mina angstily throws her diary overboard, Van Helsing gets a bit giddy, and Dracula does the mother of all ugly cries. --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyd...
"Nothing but common garlic!"
Undeadly Serious - September 18, 2019 04:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn this episode, Lucy may be a budding vampire, but bites like a seasoned pro. Van Helsing continues to have mysterious aiblities/powers, and we wonder about the etymology of archaic insults. Also, due to life, projects, a WEDDING!, and generally being super busy as we move into Spooktobe...
Harker's Escape
Undeadly Serious - September 04, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsHey, remember the OG protagonist, John Harker? He's back! He escaped! And we're gonna talk about it! Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Instrumentals Genre: Country & Folk Mood: Calm Download: https://goo.gl/JV2Nk4 ––– • Licence: You’re fr...
Rules Cafe
Undeadly Serious - August 21, 2019 04:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThere is only one rule in this cafe: There are no rules. Drac and Mina are already on their second date, and things are moving quickly! Let's hope we can keep up. Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Instrumentals Genre: Country & Folk Mood: Calm Downlo...
Where Did the Blood Go?
Undeadly Serious - August 07, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsWe're back, and we're asking the big questions-- how many men does it take to identify a supernatural fiend? How did Van Helsing get over there so fast? And what in tarnation is that Texan still doing here? Find out as we dive back in to Bram Stoker's Dracula! Letter Music Ti...
Summer Bonus 5: Out, Out, Damn Outtakes
Undeadly Serious - July 31, 2019 04:00 - 8 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsOur final summer bonus minisode brings you outtakes from episodes 11, 12, and 13! We plan to return with a regular-size episode next week on August 7th! -- Featuring music and sounds from these fine folks: "Bell, Candle Damper, A (H1).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org ...
Summer Bonus 4: The Outtakening
Undeadly Serious - July 24, 2019 04:00 - 6 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsTalking is, uh, still hard somehow? This week brings you goofs and gallants from Episodes 7-10. --- Featuring music and sounds from these fine folks: "Bell, Candle Damper, A (H1).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Underscoring music all by Kevin McLeod, CC BY 3.0. I...
Summer Bonus 3: Outspoken and Outtaken
Undeadly Serious - July 17, 2019 04:00 - 7 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsA few episodes in, we still can't talk like proper adults, and also--we get a package! This week brings you bloopers and outtakes from Episodes 4-6. -- Featuring music and sounds from these fine folks: "Bell, Candle Damper, A (H1).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Und...
Summer Bonus 2: Electric Review-galoo
Undeadly Serious - July 10, 2019 04:00 - 10 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis week, we treat you to some of our favorite reviews of Bram Stoker's Dracula found on IMDb and Amazon. -- Wallpaper Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Summer Bonus 1: Bloopers
Undeadly Serious - July 03, 2019 04:00 - 8 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsWe're on a brief hiatus from our usual episodes, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun this month! We're planning to do a brief and fun minisode each week in July--this time, you get bloopers and outtakes from Episodes 1-3. --- Featuring music and sounds from these fine folks: "Bell...
Abraham Van Helsing
Undeadly Serious - June 19, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsOur favorite straight-talking moral philosopher-biologist-physician-occultist is here! In this episode, we meet Van Helsing, Lucy moans a lot, and Cary Elwes is prepared to make the ultimate blood donation. --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde...
Do Not Fear Me
Undeadly Serious - June 05, 2019 17:42 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis time, we take a look at poor Mina's super weird movie "date", in which Dracula bought her no snacks, almost ate her as a snack, and then decided to tame a wolf for her instead. So many red flags! Letter Music Title: Acoustic Folk Instrumental Artist: Hyde Free Ins...
"The Eyes!"
Undeadly Serious - May 22, 2019 05:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis week it's all about "the eyyyeeess!" and when ours are happy or pained. Lucy gets questionable medical treatment for bizarre symptoms, all three suitors hang out again, Van Helsing gets a name drop, and Wolf Watch 2K19 continues. We also pause to acknowledge that we aren't super well ...
Cinematograph
Undeadly Serious - May 08, 2019 04:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn this episode, Mary and Shannon discuss “Cinematograph,” which has almost nothing to do with a cinematograph. Instead we are Very Concerned with the exact mechanics of getting in and out of boxes, dropping bottles, and responding to street harassment. --- Featuring sounds from these fine f...
Do Not See Me
Undeadly Serious - April 24, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThere are several questionable elements in this scene-- the costumes, the character motives, the reason for the scene to exist at all... and Coppola didn't answer any of these queries, so, once again, it's up to Mary and Shannon to try and make sense of it all. *DISCLAIMER-- this scene is gr...
The Storm
Undeadly Serious - April 10, 2019 04:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsHave you ever wanted to feel sea-sick while sitting in your living room? Well now, you can, if you watch along with us for this episode! In addition to the incessantly swaying camera, you'll get some cool new Draculas, hot girls kissing in the rain, nonsensical metaphors, and some topical shade ...
Even Stranger Things
Undeadly Serious - March 27, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis episode brings you Part II of our discussion of "Many Strange Things"--a quick recap, a deep dive into our thoughts on the scene itself, and an open letter to our three vampire-lady friends. --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrum...
Many Strange Things
Undeadly Serious - March 13, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis scene was full of so many Strange Things, that we had to devote two episodes to discussing it all. This episode brings you the Unholy Description, in which John Harker finally learns to be afraid, explores the castle, and the movie fully earns its R rating. This week, we bring you part of t...
Mr. Renfield and Dr. Seward
Undeadly Serious - February 27, 2019 05:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsThis week, we see Dr. Seward's sewer-like sanitarium and once more visit Renfield and his gross eating habits. Oh, and literally nothing happens, story-wise. Just how pointless is this scene? Let's find out! --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - F...
Mina, Lucy, and the Suitors
Undeadly Serious - February 13, 2019 05:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsIt's Galentine's day, so we're bringing you an episode all about two giggling, gossiping gals! (And also three very complexly characterized suitors, if anyone needs a date for tomorrow.) --- Featuring sounds from these fine folks: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrumentals ht...