Latest Bachie Podcast Episodes
Season Finale! Episodes 13 & 14 - The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Those Frickin' Eyes & Irena Please No
Nearly Beloved - September 27, 2020 06:00 - 57 minutes<p>Women are the best chuck out the rest! It's the finale and it crept up on us! Locky tells Bella and Irena he loves them both and then Bella dodges a bullet. Find out our MANY top worst moments of this season, fave cameos (spoiler: alpacas feature high on the list) and overall season MVP. Plus...
Episodes 11 & 12! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Tik Tok Stars In My DMs & Climbing Everest
Nearly Beloved - September 19, 2020 03:00 - 50 minutesIt's Date Time! Let's visit an office block and put nappies on dolls! Let's have an Intimacy Coach watch us paint things on a large man! Let's drive in a Kombi van and lie in an empty tent! Plus Irena and Bella are still Sure Janning each other. And we text farewell to Juliette, Steph and Kaitly...
Episodes 11 & 12! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - TikTok Stars In My DMs & Climbing Everest
Nearly Beloved - September 19, 2020 03:00 - 50 minutesIt's Date Time! Let's visit an office block and put nappies on dolls! Let's have an Intimacy Coach watch us paint things on a large man! Let's drive in a Kombi van and lie in an empty tent! Plus Irena and Bella are still Sure Janning each other. And we text farewell to Juliette, Steph and Kaitly...
Episodes 9 & 10! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Ronda Taps Out Plus Buy These Products
Nearly Beloved - September 13, 2020 03:00 - 57 minutesWouLd aNyOne liKE a Starb*cks CoFfee?? Somehow Lockydown is over already so it's back to the Mansion to discover Bella and Irena hate each other, Roxi's introducing Ronda, Juliette's bringing that delightful chaotic energy and then everyone gets kicked in the dick by Intruder Bec. Plus find out ...
Episodes 7 & 8! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - LOCKYDOWN
Nearly Beloved - September 05, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes"Who likes motorbikes?", asks Locky and take a guess whether Karen Beloved does. But actually forget all that because COVID-19 is here to force us into awks Zoom dates! Plus we say a sad farewell to crucial entertainment Areeba and Laura, and find out the phrase our first Nearly Beloved merch wi...
Episodes 5 & 6! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Playing Chest With Sexy Beekeepers
Nearly Beloved - August 30, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes"Is this a joke?", asks Areeba, and pretty much same. More tears and whispered conspiracies during cocktail parties that never end, Roxi melts down over... ??, and Charley steps into a surely unsanitary public mud bath. Plus we discuss SPACE jumping and bid farewell to Zoe-Clare, Kristina and Ro...
Episodes 3 & 4! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Cliffs, White Leggings & That Letter
Nearly Beloved - August 22, 2020 03:00 - 44 minutes"Do you like me Y/N", asks Juliette, and when it comes to cliffs Nicole says NOPE (we say fair enough). Join us as we discuss two episodes that seemed to comprise largely of tears and YouFoodz TM. Plus, we've turned on the Bach and sadly we mean that in the non-horny way. Your co-hosts Lucy May...
Season Premiere! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Penguins & Dads For Life
Nearly Beloved - August 16, 2020 07:00 - 56 minutesZip up your penguin suits and get Sincere! The Bachelor Australia is back for 2020. We chat about the most important people in the show AKA all the women, our predictions for the rumored Love Oblong of later this season, and how Steph and Rosemary brought the energy 2020 needs. Plus find out wha...
Season FINALE! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Goodbye Our Lovers
Nearly Beloved - August 10, 2020 03:00 - 36 minutesOur summer fling is over, Beloveds! But before we say goodbye, let's enjoy Glisha, Cary and Menee pledging their troth to one another on our TV screens and two out of three doing the same on Insta afterwards. PLUS we announce the foolhardy decision we've made for love... yes, it's Season 3 of Ne...
Episodes 9-10-11-12! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - All The Mums
Nearly Beloved - August 08, 2020 04:00 - 1 hourHow good are Mums?! We splash ourselves in their amazingness during family Fiji visits: Donna thrills over Glenn, Elaine connects with Mary and Mary-Anne rips Ciarran to pieces. Plus the best Bachie moment in history which OF COURSE involves women being supportive and loving. Also, shriek along ...
BONUS episode! Dr Jodi McAlister On Dating Shows Plus Making A Queer Bachie Happen
Nearly Beloved - August 03, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour"Why do we watch these shows??" we cry, and Dr Jodi McAlister, AKA a Doctor of Love, answers intelligently while being very funny. Jodi is a feminist academic whose work focuses on romance, sex, love, women and pop culture. She gives us lols from her encyclopaedic knowledge of the global Bachi...
Episodes 5-6-7-8! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - In Praise of Bread
Nearly Beloved - August 01, 2020 03:00 - 46 minutesBRO CODE IS BULLSHIT! Hurricane Keira arrives, so does Kiki, and we lose Jess & Helena & Niranga and a Cleanskin (nope) plus Jamie. We discuss Cass's textbook mean girl #casslighting, how somehow we are now giddy for both Greg AND Conor, thanks in part to Alisha and Mary plus some genuine human ...
Episodes 3 & 4! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Horny For Greg
Nearly Beloved - July 25, 2020 03:00 - 57 minutesWheee Alisha is here! She's sprinkled her magic on Greg and has us looking at him v. differently. Join us as we discuss the Bula Banquet from hell, Renee's Reveal, the episode that never ended and find out which kissing session finally got Karen's seal of approval. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reali...
Episodes 1 & 2! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Shocked And Also Not Shocked
Nearly Beloved - July 19, 2020 01:00 - 46 minutesWowee the first two eps of BIP 2020 came in hot, "moist" (sorry) and also somehow spent a long time on Jamie? We discuss the shock elimination, a now-confirmed Fall From Grace, why we would love to see some castmates, like, TALK? about something, and how internalised misogyny is so five years ag...
Season Preview! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020
Nearly Beloved - July 11, 2020 06:00 - 45 minutesSlap on your self tanner and grab a fruity cocktail, Beloveds! We're rebounding into the arms of Bachie in Paradise Season 3, complete with discussion of our fave cast members, what old-lady wisdom Lucy wants to whisper to the young women, and Ciarran's rumoured Fall From Grace. PLUS bonus thoug...
MAFS Australia 2020 THE FINALE, Finally
Nearly Beloved - April 07, 2020 03:00 - 31 minutesSchool's out! We say Goodbye My Lover to our MAFS faves AKA most of the women and Seb. Find out whose couch reacts brought us most joy and what amazing print Karen wore to show Lucy up during our ULTIMATE recording for this season. Thank you, Nearly Beloved, for everything. This is merely goodby...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 33-34-35 All Hail Queen Mishel plus The Atomic Dinner Party
Nearly Beloved - April 04, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutesSHE DID IT! Mishel bloody did it. We squeal gleefully. Plus find out what fave snack of Lucy's Karen disparages, and enjoy our cackling over the dinner party we've all been waiting (forever) for. This is our season's PENULTIMATE pod ep. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Kare...
MAFS Australia 2020 Bonus Ep - ASHLEE - Tash's amazing bridesmaid chats with us
Nearly Beloved - March 28, 2020 05:00 - 36 minutes#freetash Bonus Ep! We speak to MAFS 2020 Icon, Ashlee - Tash's amazing bridesmaid, who stood up for her friend and got thrown under the bus in true reality TV fashion. Spoiler: she's a darling! It's a peek behind the scenes into the fascinating/disturbing world of real-life Unreal, for real. P...
MAFS Australia 2020 Bonus Ep - ASHLEE - Tash's amazing bridesmaid chats with us
Nearly Beloved - March 28, 2020 05:00 - 36 minutes#freetash Bonus Ep! We speak to MAFS 2020 Icon, Ashlee - Tash's amazing bridesmaid, who stood up for her friend and got thrown under the bus in true reality TV fashion. Spoiler: she's a darling! It's a peek behind the scenes into the fascinating/disturbing world of real-life Unreal, for real. P...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 29-30-31-32 The Return of Big Hayles!
Nearly Beloved - March 28, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutesWe discuss how Hayley, that great brazen breath of quotable air, sweeps in to razz up Gels'/Lads' Nights with some light cheating scandale. Plus enjoy Dismal Final Dates with Connie & Mishel and the moment that Lucy felt like maybe she'd enjoy a bevvy with Stacey. Your co-hosts Lucy May (realit...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 25-26-27-28 - Let's All Write Leave plus Wife Home Visits
Nearly Beloved - March 21, 2020 03:00 - 43 minutesAs we limp to the end of this godforsaken season, discover what Karen would do to avoid quarantine with Stichael, the breakout star of these episodes and who needs to take his top off and leave (spoiler: that's Jonny). Plus we teaser Bachie in Paradise! Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 21-22-23-24 WTF Ivan & Aleks plus Husband Home Visits
Nearly Beloved - March 14, 2020 08:00 - 50 minutesInsert Keyser Soze quote here re. MAFS, knock us over with a feather etc. WTF JUST HAPPENED. Karen explains. Oh and various wives go to various husbands' shitty homes. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, MAFS newbie and lol-bringer) wiggle...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 17-18-19-20 Hi Lizzie & Seb, KC & Drew, Bye Hayley & David, Mikey & Natasha
Nearly Beloved - March 07, 2020 06:00 - 55 minutesWelcome Lizzie & large animate scarecrow Seb (jk we think he is sweet), plus KCLA and... the other guy. Drew? Then join us as we farewell two true giants of #MAFS in Hayley and David, and whisper sweet civil nothings to Mikey and Natasha. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Ka...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 13-14-15-16 ToothbrushGate & Bye Tash Amanda Vanessa Chris
Nearly Beloved - February 29, 2020 00:00 - 40 minutesGross. We finally arrive at #toothbrushgate and it's as awful as New Idea said. Join us as we gag along with Mel Expert and also say goodbye to Lucy's visual Valium! Check out the Beloved Insta for photo evidence of our encounter in the wild with Mel (lovely) and Pod Patron Saint, Ciarran Stott...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 9-10-11-12 Intimacy (Ugh) Week & Dinner Party 2
Nearly Beloved - February 22, 2020 23:00 - 1 hourIt's Intimacy (vom) Week! Join us as we discover what Mikey adorably thinks is intimate (fishing?), when Lucy felt personally attacked, and who needs to be sent back to the factory, stat. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, MAFS newbie and ...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 5-6-7-8: Jonethen & Connie, Ivan & Aleks, Stacey & Michael, Mishel & Steve
Nearly Beloved - February 15, 2020 02:00 - 52 minutes#CONETHEN Join us as we discuss Karen's MAFS safe word, who is Lucy's visual Valium, and what we think Tash did with those bleak honeymoon keyrings. Plus: The First Dinner Party *ominous string music* Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, MAF...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 2-3-4: Amanda & Tash, Mikey & Natasha, Hayley & David, Vanessa & Chris
Nearly Beloved - February 09, 2020 03:00 - 1 hourJoin us as we chat about That Hallway, who 100% needs new friends, get giddy about Experiencing Privacy and cover several key #MAFSlessons Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, MAFS newbie and lol-bringer) wiggle around in the bin juice of TH...
MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 1 - Luke & Poppy's record scratch, Josh & Cathy's twinning love
Nearly Beloved - February 04, 2020 06:00 - 38 minutesMake sure you don't bail like a dropped sandwich! Holy DOOLEY! Ep 1 of MAFS Australia 2020 is here and it's as sweaty as a limo full of regretful bridal parties. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, MAFS newbie and lol-bringer) wiggle around...
MAFS Australia 2020 Season Preview - Married At First Sight is deliciously disgostang as ever
Nearly Beloved - February 03, 2020 01:00 - 12 minutesIt's our Season 3! Join us as we chat The Bachelor Australia 2020. Nearly Beloved is a pod about dating shows, for the feminists who love them. We discuss dating shows as a way of thinking about our whole culture’s obsession with romance, coupledom and the idea of “the one"... and occasionally ...
The Brilliant Bachie Bant Finale Bonanza
Bachie Bant - October 28, 2016 00:02The Bachelorette Australia Season 2 Episodes 11 & 12 On the FINAL episode of Bachie Bant FOREVER Sophie and Lizzie stroll down memory lane, try their hand at finding love and for the last time recap 2 episodes of this beautiful reality 'show'. Follow us on Twitter @Bachie_Bant or email us at ba...
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