Latest Absurdist Podcast Episodes
Bro Loads
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - April 10, 2024 19:58 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsI'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News. Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcast...
Down with the Thickness
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - April 03, 2024 20:59 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsGuess what! Fundiferous Rex (aka Zach Cranor) is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost, among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod...
A Street Cone Named Desire
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - March 27, 2024 18:59 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsHope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer. We also have a new prank phone call! <3 www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Sup...
You Cannot Body Slam Flip Acre
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - March 20, 2024 18:36 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsAfter a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
1,000% Spaghetti Boys
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - March 13, 2024 19:05 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsMaking a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Beyond the Freak Bin
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - March 06, 2024 19:20 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWe've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message...
Crocodile Dun-DID
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - February 28, 2024 22:04 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-p...
Juice Box Mafia
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - February 21, 2024 20:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWitness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool...
Fractal Ballsack
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - February 14, 2024 20:56 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies, soooooo...... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/sup...
Rippin' Dicks & Drinkin' Gravy
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - February 07, 2024 20:53 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsTumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spoti...
Here's to Nazgath, Satan
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - January 31, 2024 18:49 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsBackmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcaste...
Cocaine Pizza
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - January 24, 2024 19:55 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p...
Exquisite Glimpse
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - January 17, 2024 21:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis is a good one... Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH! We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections. Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice...
Brothers in Cum
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - January 10, 2024 19:34 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsSmell the Dreams! BOO THIS MAN! Produs... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo Child
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - January 03, 2024 21:55 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsDon't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s...
Buck 'n' Rut
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - December 27, 2023 21:20 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsYou folks huckin' butt or what? We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE! Do you wanna see the yearbook photos discussed in this episode? Make sure you're subscribed to ou...
Titans of Pangea
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - December 20, 2023 21:37 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsSuno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podca...
Road Boy's Mixture
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - December 13, 2023 20:08 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsTindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in! Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podc...
DOUG'S DREAM VISITOR (Bluffington Season 4)
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - December 06, 2023 19:56 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsJoin us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss. Thanks so much for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice me...
Finger Pete Fingers That Buck!
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - November 29, 2023 20:37 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsGet ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do. w...
Cinnamon & Fish
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - November 22, 2023 17:24 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWe have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/sup...
Spike-Titted Woman
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - November 15, 2023 20:54 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsThis one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://...
Beach Milf
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - November 08, 2023 19:57 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsA.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...
Electric Head
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - November 01, 2023 17:39 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsPrepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparen...
Conquering The Worm
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - October 26, 2023 00:15 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWe're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal. And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episo...
Best Goofs! (Ep. 201 - 235)
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - October 18, 2023 17:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsCurtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://pod...
Jesusween
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - October 11, 2023 19:09 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsNo more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message...
Egg Type Beat
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - October 04, 2023 20:13 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsChris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a ...
Semi-Hard Life
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - September 27, 2023 17:19 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsJusty Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support t...
Da Meg
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) - September 20, 2023 18:09 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsListen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Suppo...