Latest 7th heaven Podcast Episodes
All the Way to Babetown
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - May 14, 2023 14:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m No longer dependent upon admonishing Mary's "bad girl" attitude, the show immediately replaces her ethos with the Olsen twins. Also, we learn some wholesome lessons about gossiping, not ditching your dance date, an...
Help! My Parents are Communists!
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - April 23, 2023 20:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m You guys, have you heard Mary is bad? Well she has been for 6 episodes straight and this one is finally putting an end to it via "winter in Buffalo". Nothing much happens besides Mary evading, Mary getting caught in...
Bernie/Barry the Attorney
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - April 09, 2023 17:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m You guys Mary is bad, and it's all coming out. That and nothing else happened this episode. One more to go and then this show is going to have to figure out something else to do with itself. This week we drank: Gin...
She Wants to Be Queen Elizabeth
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - March 27, 2023 00:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This week, the Frankie and Johnnie "arc" finally reaches its conclusion, Mary continues to be very bad at life, Lucy learns the perils of little girl friendships, Eric can't help but meddle all day, Simon gets a manl...
E-n-t-r-u-d-e, Entrude
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - March 12, 2023 19:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This episode, this episode is something. Mary's downward spiral continues because she looks at a joint, Ruthie sneaks into Eric and Annie's room and carefully records their sexual escapades for a school project, Sim...
Pizza Pizza
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - February 26, 2023 12:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This week Mary starts a new job at the pizza parlor which apparently is spiraling into a 3 episode arc involving a beloved Grey's Anatomy cast member. Matt continues to be the worst, going on a milk-fueled bender an...
Not Just Casserole
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - February 12, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. The theme this week is taking responsibility or blame or something. Everyone is fairly annoying except Lucy. Matt and Mary are peak terrible! And our old friend the Colonel shows up. We drank: Ozeki Sake Dry Lukusowa Vodka and Hey Song Sasparilla Check us out on Discor...
Season 5 Begins!
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - January 30, 2023 18:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m Welcome to Season 5! We go on an extended rant about one particular Bar Rescue episode from 10 years ago before getting into the new season. Matt and Heather spontaneously break up, Lucy and Andrew spontaneously bre...
Special Forces Special Edition!
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - January 15, 2023 14:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We decided to take a brief break before starting Season 5 and do something special. That something special is a completely out of hand celebrity reality television program "starring" 7th Heaven's own Beverly Mitchel...
Happy New Year, Shana Still Stinks
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - January 01, 2023 14:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m It's the end! The Hulu series finale is here. Strengthened by a trip to Taco Bell (and a long discussion about it), your hosts finish out the year. We drank Taco Bell's weird drinks. Check us out on Discord: h...
Shana Stinks Part 1
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - December 18, 2022 14:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We did it, the Season 4 finale is here! Good riddance. It's a two parter as all the kids deal with romantic drama. Ruthie has a new boy toy to boss around, Simon's relationship with Deena may be coming to an en...
Fallen Angels
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - December 04, 2022 14:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We're rounding the corner headed towards the season finale, and boy are the writers throwing some things at the wall this week. We review an episode that is just a laundry list of all the dumb stuff that has ha...
Don't Talk to Me
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - November 20, 2022 15:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Oh boy, time for yet another episode about the perils of miscommunication that itself has a very difficult time getting its point across. This week we are joined by girl/friend of the show Tina to discuss some of the most unexpected standalone scenes on 7th Heaven yet. ...
I'm Nobody's Hero
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - November 06, 2022 14:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Get ready for an episode that is focused almost exclusively on Mary' s extreme narcissism, as she dreams of making it big in the bball "pros". Plus, Matt still won't stop with Shauna, Eric and Annie reveal their insecure sides, and Ruthie sets her sights on the Crown. T...
Twelve Malleable People
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - October 23, 2022 13:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week on the pod we are graced with another politically dicey one, as Eric participates in a terrible reverse 12 Angry Men plot. The other plots are of no consequence, as Matt has alone time in the church at night, Mary and Lucy squabble over boys some more, Ruthie g...
Say a Little Prayer for Us
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - October 10, 2022 18:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Sorry the episode is late, some moving delays, but things are sorted now. Happy Oktoberfest, this week we bring you arguably one of the worst 7th Heaven plots yet. Actually nothing happens, but we aim to entertain you as best we can. This week we drank: Hofbrau Festbier...
Please Just Break Up
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - September 25, 2022 19:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Hey gang, welcome to fall! We've got turtlenecks because this episode is about hickeys. Also, an experimental film on the twins' birthday, bad news about Robby, and Matt continues to be a terrible roommate, boyfriend, and regular friend. We drank a bunch of red wine an...
What's Better Than Fighting?!
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - September 11, 2022 14:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. There was bullying galore in this one, buckle up as new churchgoer Bobby Carver is bullied for Tourette's, Ruthie is bullied by another bitchy teacher, Mary doesn't bully, but observes bullying of flannel-loving classmate Denise, and Shauna bullies Matt into never ever b...
Testifying Before Congress
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - August 28, 2022 16:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Great one! Lance Bass plays a major role as Lucy gets caught up in a platonic double date turned sexy. Matt is the worst. Simon and Nigel are wrapped up in a hell of a lot in the name of sociology, and Ruthie considers herself a modern day Rumpelstiltskin. This week we ...
Forgotten Girly Boy
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - August 14, 2022 13:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Time for a quick and chaotic one, as Annie escapes to the seashore with Happy and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves. Lucy and Mary wait for their boyfriends to call and get increasingly upset with men as a species, Matt continues to be insufferable, S...
It will be Bedtime
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - July 31, 2022 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Hey hey, this week, we are talking Y2K preppers, an oddly comical plot about Alzheimer's disease, depressed Cocoa Puff binges, and some boys named Brad and Robby or whatever. A great way to send off the century! We drank: Senate Beer - Right Proper Scrum & Hooker - Tru...
Art is Pain
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - July 17, 2022 17:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week on the podcast, we discuss the infamous paint huffing episode. Simon is a snitch, Matt is in a sandwich delivering Groundhog's day, Ruthie makes a beautiful sculpture, and Mary continues to be a bad bitch. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp
Exclusion, or Something
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - July 03, 2022 14:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week we discuss an episode about: teen girls excluding, elementary girls excluding, Simon moping over Captain Crunch, Mary moping over exclusion, and Matt being the worst at dating Shauna. Also, the complete non sequitur of a Japanese internment camp reparation mone...
I'm in the Game, the Game of Life
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - June 20, 2022 16:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week on the cast, part two of Mary's transgressions as she faces the consequences of her gym trashing. Simon and Ruthie visit three different houses of worship and learn essentially nothing, Matt continues to be a bummer, and we find out Lucy is in fact running all ...
Simon Flips the Bird
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - June 05, 2022 11:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week on the cast: controversy begins as Mary's basketball season is cancelled due to poor grades, Matt comes up with every excuse under the sun for why he needs to come home and help his family, and Simon gets in big trouble for something that does not matter in the...
The Return of an Even Worse Aunt Julie
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - May 22, 2022 12:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. We're back with improved sound, thanks for waiting! This week we discuss an episode about how all women are crazy, namely a very pregnant Aunt Julie. Also, Simon almost gets picked up by a 25 year old at the pool hall, Ruthie has another secret animal plot, and Lucy lear...
Go Climb a Tree
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - April 25, 2022 14:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. NOTE: Still working through sound issues, a new computer has not fixed the issue and it is intermittent, we believe it may be the mics themselves. Thanks for your patience! This week on the show - Matt reevaluates his life path after talking to "Zen Master" hospital pat...
Men Love Wood
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - April 10, 2022 18:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. This week - more feminism! We sure learned a lot about the Taliban. Plus Simon is too good at cooking . . . and that's a problem, Ruthie is a beast on the grid iron, and some misogynist Christian men are too much, even for Eric. This week we drank Pacifico from the bot...
Eric's Spice Trip
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - March 28, 2022 14:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. We dive into the second episode of season 4, which is a lot of nothing until Eric reveals cosmic details about his near death experience. Also, Simon tries to be man of the house in Matt's absence (annoying Simon is back!), Lucy decides she's quite content on the high sc...
#FreeTibet
Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough - March 13, 2022 16:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsSend us a Text Message. Hello loyal listeners and welcome to Season 4, finally! The tone has changed, the hair has changed, the Colonel has changed - it's a whole new world. However some things are immutable - like classic 7th Heaven bedroom exchanges, Annie being unreasonable, and Eric being s...
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